The pumpkin in the basket is not very rotten. After all, it is a food that is easy to store and can be left in the ground for a long time.
It's just that these pumpkins happened to be in a depression. There was heavy dew in the early morning, and the dew was pressed under the pumpkins, so many of them were damaged.
Qiaoqiao picked up a pumpkin with one hand - well, it didn't work. This long pumpkin was also very strong, so it could only be held with both hands.
Then he spotted the rotten spot, picked up the kitchen knife, and cut off that spot with a click.
Looking at the seven eager pigs in the pigsty, he thought for a moment, chopped the pumpkin into pieces, took out the flesh, and then threw them into the pigsty one by one.
There are a lot of pigs. If you just throw them away without cutting them into pieces, they will squeak and squeal. This is better.
Oh, Qiaoqiao is so smart!
Qiao Qiao thought happily.
The barrage is sucking and sucking——
【Old pumpkin! Naturally mature old pumpkin!】
[Look at how saturated this pumpkin is. You don’t even need to add sugar when you cut it into pieces. Just make pumpkin soup!]
【Hululu, hululu, have another bowl!】
[Show me in my mouth, show me in my mouth!]
[Anchor, all pumpkins have to be eaten by pigs. There must be a lot of them. Why not put them on the shelves for sale?]
[That is, why don’t you sell it? Is it because I have no money? 】
[The anchor has me in his heart! He must know that I have spent all my salary]
[It’s just a pumpkin, and you won’t sell it to me even if it’s for pigs to eat. It’s too much. Wow!
[Wait a minute, isn’t this a pig-feeding live broadcast? Why is the barrage area so noisy and chaotic? It’s not harmonious at all]
[That’s right! I accidentally clicked on it, and other people’s pig feeding live broadcasts are very peaceful]
[Then you clicked the wrong button, this is an educational anchor]
[???Education anchor? What to educate]
[Educate us not to compete with pigs for food...]
【……】
The barrage area was bustling with activity. Qiao Qiao raised his knife and chopped five or six pumpkins mercilessly, so that the pigs in the pig pen could calm down.
He finally wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief:
"There are too many pumpkins at home. Even if the seventh cousin cooks several meals, we don't want to eat them..."
Listen, listen! What are these words?!
The barrage exploded instantly!
However, Qiaoqiao didn't look at it at all, and just said with a satisfied look: "Mom originally wanted to sell pumpkins online, but my sister said it would be difficult to send them by express delivery if they are cut. A pumpkin is too heavy if it is not cut, and the express delivery fee is so expensive... still
Forget it, keep it for yourself to eat."
As he spoke, he raised his fingers and said: "After all, there are few vegetables in winter, so we have to prepare for winter, so we dried a lot of dried vegetables and pickled a lot of pickles. The seventh cousin also wants to make pumpkin cakes and dried pumpkins..."
The barrage is going crazy——
[Damn it! Don’t we pay for the express delivery ourselves? I don’t think it’s expensive, why do you think it’s expensive? 】
[That’s it, at worst, I won’t chip in a thousand for free shipping!]
[Anchor, I am willing to pay on delivery. Please give me five pumpkins first, so I won’t be annoyed]
[Tired of woo woo woo... What kind of tiger and wolf words are these? Can't my saliva drown you? 】
[Is this really an education anchor and not an MLM anchor? You sound so fanatical and disgusting]
[That’s it, a pumpkin costs 50 cents a pound at the vegetable market. You can’t buy anything]
【I want eight cents here】
[What kind of fairy place are you all here? I want more than three yuan here]
[According to convention, this pumpkin will not weigh less than 20 pounds per pound, and one pumpkin will weigh 20 or 30 pounds. Two pumpkins are enough for free shipping... I can understand the anchor's disapproval of the expensive express delivery]
[I don’t understand! You can limit the purchase to one, since there are so few, it’s not enough to grab]
[Laughing! It’s always difficult for non-Emirates to grab goods. I never expect to be able to grab two]
[You still want to snatch twenty-one pounds of pumpkin like this? Good guy, I’m in a pyramid scheme, I’m reporting it!]
[Report the ghost! Why don’t you report the sixty-one kilograms of cherries]
[That’s right, last time it was because of you guys who cracked down on fake reports. The anchor had so many fans here that it was extremely difficult to grab a peach... and you’re still here?!]
[Gungungun, let’s see who reported it, I will also report you for spreading rumors and defamation]
The barrage instantly became noisy.
Qiaoqiao was already immersed in cutting the pumpkin.
By the way, he took out the pumpkin pulp and showed it to the camera: "Actually, the pumpkin pulp is also very sweet. Do you think the pumpkin seeds are particularly plump? Mom said to leave them to fry the pumpkin seeds."
After he finished speaking, he started to enjoy himself again: "But I like to eat melon seeds! My sister told me to plant a piece of sunflower for me next year, and then I will have melon seeds to eat! Children, don't worry, I will eat them for you to see!"
【???Anchor, do you want to hear what you are saying?】
[To be honest, I am 3600 degrees short-sighted and have never seen melon seeds. I suggested that the anchor give me two kilograms to try. I don’t have to choose. Pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds will do]
[The anchor is really not afraid at all. I told you to report you, but you still pretend to be dumbfounded]
[Laughing to death, what are you afraid of? We Qiaoqiao never watch the barrage. 】
【Let him be strong if he is strong, the breeze blows on the hills】
【Only those with truly strong minds can never care about the words of the outside world!】
[Yes, our education anchors are really mentally strong and have been educated]
[Laughing! He doesn’t watch the barrage because he is a sister’s son. If his sister says she doesn’t want to watch, he won’t watch it.]
[You seem to be swearing in front of me, hahaha...]
[Exactly! I confessed my love so many times and asked for it to be published, but he didn’t even look at it and didn’t take me seriously at all]
It is said that he is at his mercy, the bright moon shines on the river, Qiao Qiao is not logical at all when chatting, and his thoughts are wild and unconstrained. This time, he thought of another thing:
"By the way, kids, you must study hard! My sister said that when I harvest rice or break corn next year, I will hold a class reunion for me and invite the kids who are good at studying in the live broadcast room."
Of course, studying well does not necessarily mean cultural classes...
After he finished speaking, he sighed with regret: "It won't work this year. There are very few corns planted this year, and they will be cut off soon."
[I'm rolling around like a lazy ass - carp kicking - oh no, seal rolling!! Class reunion?! Is this what I think? 】
【My sister is really a kind-hearted person!!!】
[Don’t pretend to be a younger brother, that’s obviously my sister. Qiao Baoer, can I give you a second sister? 】
[Hey, hey, hey, the point is the point! Will the class reunion go to the host’s hometown to eat and drink? And before leaving, take a sack? 】
[Hey guys, I’m going to buy a truck right now! Using sacks is really stingy!]
[Anchor, look at me, look at me! Excellent class representatives in the live broadcast room, never fail to watch!]
[Classmates will break corn? The strong labor force is me?! I am willing!!!]
[What do you mean, break the corn? I know how to do it. I went to a cornfield when I was a child, so I have a place to review.]
[You already have a cornfield, but are you still trying to rob it from us?]
[It’s pitiful that I grew up in the city, an only child, and have never done farm work in my life. I lack such an opportunity to gain experience——]
【Do you want to listen to what you are saying?】
[Anchor, look at me! I accompanied my daughter in the labor class to cut weeds with a small sickle. She is very experienced and can sign a contract. If she is injured, she will not ask the anchor to compensate her]
【Good guy! It’s rolled up, right? I can sign the contract too!】
