Tang Xiaodong finished a whole bowl of white fungus soup boldly, and then placed the bowl heavily on the table!
His cheeks were red and his brows were furrowed, as if he was going to spray steam from the top of his head at the next moment and continue his voyage. His expression was so serious that Qi Lin even doubted himself.
However, the next moment, the hero of the voyage lay back, with his head raised and supported by the back of the chair, and he snored loudly!
Everyone:......
After a while, everyone laughed.
Professor Song's eyes widened and his expression was proud: "This Xiaodong, he had to go with me for two days just now, but he hasn't left yet, and he can't even hold back such a small cup!"
Qi Lin sighed, and while thanking Song Youde for refilling the wine for everyone, he looked at his teacher——
How should I put it? It seems that the less you know how to drink, the less you know about yourself.
Even though Professor Song laughed at Tang Xiaodong so happily, his drinking capacity wasn't much better! Especially when he didn't like to sleep when he was drunk, but...
As soon as my thoughts wandered, I saw my elbow being held by a dry and strong hand.
The other party looked at him now with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Qi, you are a good boy! The teacher feels sorry for you! What a smart boy! If you really go back to your hometown, wouldn't all your talents be wasted..."
As he spoke, he wiped his tears emotionally.
Qi Lin: ...Yes, the drinking this time is even worse.
Yan Ran, who doesn't drink, was dumbfounded nearby. At this moment, he hurriedly took out a tissue and wiped Professor Song's face: "Teacher, you are drunk."
"I'm not drunk." Professor Song tried his best to look at Qi Lin with his eyes wide open: "Xiaoyan, be obedient! You must study hard. Although our agriculture is hard, don't worry, there are teachers here, no matter whether you are evaluated for professional titles or not in the future.
When applying for funds, teachers help!”
Yan Ran:......
This is very touching, but teacher, can you turn around and face me?
She and Qi Lin looked at each other, and simply held Professor Song's arms from left to right: "Teacher, let's wipe our faces first and then rest. It's late and it's getting dark."
"It's getting dark..."
Professor Song was carried out of the door and into the room, and then pushed down on the bed and lay down: "Then I have to go home, otherwise your wife will ask me to dig a hole in the field to live with voles."
As he talked, he muttered again: "The vole's nest is not bad, there is plenty of food, so he won't be hungry... Where is Xiaodong? Tell him not to be lazy and dig a vole hole for me! It needs to be bigger, four rooms and two rooms."
The living room is too small for us to live in..."
For a moment, Qi Lin and Yan Ran didn't know whether to be moved or not. What kind of good teacher is this? Yes, he lives in a field mouse hole and worries about his students having no place...
They couldn't figure it out. With just two taels of alcohol, what else could they do?
…
And here at the restaurant.
Song Youde and the seventh cousin looked at each other and laughed wildly: "This wine is really strong! Look, after just two sips, two of them were knocked down."
As he spoke, he couldn't help but pick up the hem of his clothes and wipe the sweat from his head and face, and then fanned violently:
"Hey, it's hot. This wine is too hot."
That stream of heat quickly spread from the middle of the belly to all sides, as if steaming with endless heat, opening all the pores of the person, and sweat seeping out one by one.
Even though the air conditioner is on, they still feel like they are in a furnace.
Seeing this, Song Tan had no choice but to advise: "Don't drink it. I think this wine has a strong aftertaste. Maybe you will all have to lie down later."
"It's all nonsense!"
The dignity of an alcoholic cannot be violated. What’s more, the seventh cousin still spoke plausibly:
"Can I not know how strong the wine I brewed is? It's not like I haven't drunk stronger wine before!"
"That's called strong! Take one bite, and it feels like your throat has been cut open. This one is so mild in comparison!"
"Yes, yes!" Song Youde turned into a brainless brat: "Good wine, great staying power, the first sip is a bit exciting, but the rest is very smooth!"
"I haven't had such a good wine in all these years - I'm afraid it's not as good as the bottles of Maotai that Xiao Zhu gave me!"
The seventh cousin was also very proud: "That's my craft!"
The two cheered each other up and were very harmonious. They touched each other happily now, and then fucked each other in one blow!
The seventh cousin couldn't help but said: "Open a bottle of your Moutai later. Let's compare notes and see which wine is better."
Even though he was drunk, Song Youde was not reluctant at all. Instead, he said, "Okay!"
They can still hold on, but others can't.
For example, Zhou Tianyu.
He had developed some drinking ability in Huahua City, but he was only a little better than Professor Song. At this moment, he was holding an empty wine glass, hugging his father's shoulders and started blowing:
"Dad, do you think this KTV is luxurious? There are so many people in one big bag! Come on, come on, let me order a song for you - [I don't have a house or a car, I can only eat instant noodles...]
Zhou Maozhu:......
Zhou Maozhu felt very embarrassed. When he saw his son was drunk, he quickly advised him:
"Tianyu, you can't drink, stop drinking! I'll ask your mother to help you go back first."
"No! Dad!"
Zhou Tianyu tried his best to stand up straight, with a serious look on his face: "I just negotiated a big deal today, waiter! Let's drink this bottle of 1899 red wine! Drink whatever you want!"
He was so drunk that he had no idea what he said. In fact, he was a working man. How could he drink so expensively? Three to five hundred dollars was worth his weight in gold.
But Zhou Maozhu didn’t know!
He saw his son saying skillfully: "I'll reserve the place today, so everyone can eat and drink as you like——"
I didn’t have a house or a car and ate instant noodles, but now I can drink wine for one or two thousand yuan?! He knows how to spend all this money!
Even though Zhou Maozhu was still drunk, he couldn't bear it anymore!
He slapped Zhou Tianyu on the back: "Why are you so capable?"
Zhou Tianyu then giggled: "Dad, let me tell you, I am really very capable! I have already thought about renting a house close to the company in the second half of the year! Although the rent costs 4,000 a month, I can sleep more in the morning
It’s been an hour.”
After he finished speaking, he giggled again.
Four thousand a month’s rent?
Zhou Maozhu suddenly felt that his heart was filled with panic.
…
Men have no sense of time when drinking.
Song Tan and others simply didn't wait for them and went out for a walk first, thus missing the farce.
However, when I came back from a walk, I saw that the table was full of people lying face down. Zhou Maozhu and others had disappeared. The excavator guy and Zhang Wang's family were lying on the ground in a mess.
The seventh cousin had tears in his eyes and was crying quietly to Song Youde, which made everyone's heart skip a beat!
Just as he was about to go forward, he heard the seventh cousin say: "That white-eyed wolf, I take him as my own son, he will leave as soon as he leaves - leave as soon as he leaves, tell me, I can still keep him from letting him go."