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733. Useless blind date experience

Not only was Song Tan silent this time, but the live broadcast room was also silent.

It's hard to comment.

So much so that the barrage stopped for a while before being resumed:

[Just...what Brother Gou said makes sense, but I still feel like something is wrong.]

[Brother Gou is very considerate, but I still feel like something is wrong.]

[This big goose looks quite handsome and looks quite fierce, but I still feel something is wrong]

At this moment, Qiaoqiao was already running down the mountain quickly with Dabai in his arms.

Sun Shouping took a quick look and said, "Damn it!"

I haven’t seen you for a while, why does Dabai seem to be getting stronger again?!

Or is my memory blurred?

As soon as Dabai's feet landed on the ground, his beady eyes were fixed on Sun Shouping in front of him. He had probably eaten this man's flesh before, and he looked very familiar.

Then he tentatively stretched his neck forward, only to see Sun Shouping quickly take two big steps back!

Thinking something was wrong, he pushed the butt of the big white goose he had brought with him and took two steps forward in full view of everyone.

"Ga goose goose——"

Of course, he was slapped twice by the unwilling big white goose, and his wrist was sucked again!

"Hiss!" Zhang Yanping gasped: It hurts just to look at it!

Sun Shouping also had a forbearing look on his face, but after looking at Dabai who was curiously looking at his kind, he quickly became proud again: "Dabai, there is only one goose wandering around every day, isn't it lonely?"

"Don't worry!" He smiled like a standard villain: "Look, didn't I choose carefully and find you a wife? Come on, you two, take a look and see if it works?"

The big white goose looked at him with bean-eyed eyes and shouted loudly: "Goose!" Then he looked at the big white goose again.

"Look, look!" Sun Shouping was excited: "Did you see it?! I said they would definitely like it. Look how handsome the goose I picked is! I've been back and forth for several episodes from all over the country. I can't.

I just found this one!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he could see his big white eyes staring closely at the goose. After the other goose called softly twice, he suddenly lowered his neck, spread his wings back, and quickly stepped on the hot goose with his paws.

On the cement floor, when I stepped forward, I yelled fiercely!

"goose--"

"Goose--"

Sun Shouping was dumbfounded.

The live broadcast room exploded.

I saw two big white geese with similar physiques entangled together, their slender necks intertwined. It was the big white geese who launched the attack first, and caught the end of the big goose's neck with one bite, and refused to let go!

The big goose cried out in pain, "Goose!" and flapped its wings in vain, but it couldn't get away from Dabai. So it didn't stop, and simply stretched its neck, and followed it to the back of Dabai's neck, and then twisted it hard.

live!

The two geese maintained this entangled posture, retreating and advancing, coming and going. They screamed in pain and flapped their feathers, but neither side let go first. Sun Shouping could only watch.

I feel a pain in my body!

The memory that Dabai grabbed so hard began to attack him again!

[Hiss...hiss...it hurts just looking at it!]

[When I was young, I was slapped on the inside of my arm by a big goose that was as tall as me... Ouch, I can’t look at it]

【Too, too bloody, too violent!】

[Exactly! Why are you so cruel - why hasn’t Baymax won yet? Shouldn’t he? 】

[It’s so scary, my painful childhood memories are back]

[They screamed so fiercely that it sounded extremely painful]

But the two geese didn't quarrel for long. Dabai's fighting ability should not be underestimated. His words were harsh and deep. He obviously regarded the other as a threat to his family status and showed no mercy at all.

As for the goose opposite... no matter how strong and powerful it is, it's still not as good as Dabai!

Not long after, the goose was the first to relax amidst the painful cries, and its wings became quiet.

Seeing this, Dabai proudly let go of the other party.

The big goose trotted along with its wings spread out, quickly hiding far away, and its voice became soft and short.

Dabai also spread his wings, as if he was the only goose in the world, and made a proud and high-pitched cry of "goose, goose, goose", which made Song Tan look complicated.

The live broadcast room is also quite complicated:

[Ah this! Brother Dog! What were you planning before? What kind of mental attack? What kind of physical pain? 】

[Brother Dog, do you see the bud of true love here? When will the heartbreaking love begin? 】

[Brother Dog, let’s just talk about the fight we just had. Did your goose get any advantage?]

[Brother Dog, my suggestion here is to pick two more handsome geese. If the quality is not enough, let’s make up the quantity.]

[Brother Dog, I suggest you catch another thirty or fifty of them and organize a goose draft for Dabai.]

[Good idea inside! Once Dabai chooses it, our dog brother will also be a relative of the emperor]

[Brother Dog! When you become the goose uncle, don’t forget to steal two goose eggs for your brothers! My wife is pregnant, and she needs goose eggs to make up for it.]

[Absolutely not! Uncle Goose is a relative...]

Zhang Yanping looked away with complicated eyes.

Contemporary netizens are really not picky! This time, he gave the wrong title. I am afraid that everyone has not learned anything about the blind date experience, and the useless fighting experience has increased.

However, Uncle Goose's suffering obviously does not end there.

Because Dabai's bean-eyed eyes quickly focused on him again, and he obviously recognized who started the war and who sent the goose into the house.

Its head lowered instantly and its eyes looked up provocatively. Sun Shouping's hair stood up instantly! He was about to jump on the bus, but saw that Dabai was quickly caught under Song Tan's arm, and she skillfully smoothed down the long hair.

neck.

"Okay, okay, Dabai, don't get me wrong. This big goose is here to join this family, not to break it up."

"Isn't it because you are just a goose managing a group of ducks and monsters? I'm looking for a helper for you! You just proved your strength, how about it? This little brother, no. Do you still accept it, little sister?"

Dabai calmly folded his wings, regardless of whether he understood the words or not, he could understand what Song Tan meant.

Now he took another look at the big goose walking around him from a distance. It raised its voice and shouted twice, and saw that the other goose had come quickly, tapping with flat feet.

Only then did Dabai have the time to look at the other person up and down.

I only saw that small size (from the goose's perspective). It's really not worth mentioning, but the fighting action just now was quite fierce. The back of its neck is still a little sore...

In that case——

"Goose!"

Dabai yelled, twisted his butt and started walking up the back hill. The big goose stood there and hesitated for a while, and Sun Shouping was ready to take it away——

After all, he was clearly the one responsible for this double physical and mental blow.



Not having tasted the heartbreaking love, the big white goose had a bald patch on the back of its neck. Without waiting for anyone to speak again, it quickly spread its wings and flew forward.

The figures of the two geese gradually disappeared into the back mountain.

Song Tan raised his eyebrows and smiled at Sun Shouping, who was already in a sluggish state, full of apology: "Brother Sun, look at this...how embarrassing! You came all the way and brought such a big gift.

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