The case of missing Lao Song's chestnut is open to public trial online!
Suspects: Dabao, Erbao, Liubao.
Tainted Witness: Liubao.
Evidence: An oversized chestnut bag and some chestnut fragments.
Jury and audience: 413,752 people (based on the number of viewers in the live broadcast room)
Judge: Zhang Yanping.
This can be said to be the pinnacle of Zhang Yanping's life.
When he said the words "Judgement Conference", a rocket worth 10,000 yuan suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room. It was the new one from this live broadcast!
【Enforce the law impartially and seek justice for Banli!】
Subsequently, a variety of reward special effects emerged one after another:
[Who said anything about Babao’s wise eyes after that? It’s true, Xiaozhi is like a fool!]
[Dabao Erbao! Mom, save you! You just ate some chestnuts, Liu Bao betrayed you!]
[Forget it, what does the big dog know? It has left its mother since it was a child...]
[I never thought of it...]
[Dabao Erbao, this kind of foreign puppy is not worthy of trust, leave it to the future, let’s make a comeback! 】
[My Dabao has a simple and honest face. He must have been coaxed into becoming a gunman by the cunning Erbao! Please investigate thoroughly]
Zhang Yanping sighed helplessly: "He was the first one to eat it secretly, and he ate eight more..." I fiddled with the pieces, and although they were bitten into pieces, I couldn't put them together more than one or seventy pieces.
[The mantis stalks the cicada, while the oriole follows behind - so many chestnuts that both the Six Treasures and the Big Two Treasures are harmed. Two peaches kill three people. I don’t believe that your Majesty is not involved.]
"Wow..." Xiaobao Qibao stopped sitting upright. At this moment, he alternately raised and lowered his two hind paws, and finally shouted loudly at Babao.
Babao snorted, raised his head, and quietly rolled his eyes to look at me.
"Very bad! I ate eight of them!" Zhang Mengxiao was satisfied and looked at Xiaobao Qibao again:
Babao groaned in the face of Zhang Yanping's tense white face, stood firm for a moment, raised his steps and walked towards the forest.
[Seven chestnuts, rounded up, how much will they cost?]
【Why is this so?!】
But look at the amount of rewards at the front desk...
[emmmm...it’s hard to comment]
[Support Liubao! Although he did not surrender, he became a tainted witness. It is safe to turn around!]
Zhang Yanping also knew what to say, so he could only say depressedly: "Babao... Look at him, he looks pretty, why do you do that kind of thing?"
[No, no! Don’t eat it. What should I do if it’s already in stock before delivery? 】
"Which of them ate first?"
[Baby...if you have the talent to do good things, let’s just stop doing them.]
"He can even manage that chestnut bun today, how do you usually eat it secretly?"
Zhang Yanping took the time to look at the barrage. The public trial was still over, and my expression was not very unspeakable.
[Babao! Look at his thick eyebrows, small eyes, and golden hair. How could he be like that? 】
Babao was lying on the outside and took the chestnut out of his mouth again and clicked it. Duan tilted his head and chewed it into pieces. The first one spit out a bunch of chestnut shells while eating.
"Ouch...woof, woof woof!" Babao cried out guiltily.
How can there be a trial then? Babao has taken advantage of it, so he can always give it a beating, right?
"Next, you have to tell Qiao Qiao to deduct the snack part from his meal and deduct 30 hours!"
I immediately cheered up: "It's bad, I'll treat you, Mr. Zhang...ah, Judge Zhang will interrogate you carefully!"
Babao looked back at me innocently: "Woof, woof woof!"
【???What does that have to do with you, Xiao Wang?】
Zhang Yanping:......
"Wow!" Babao looked at me obediently and tilted his head.
Eight dogs, that’s a lot to eat.
But Zhang Yanping snorted: "It's important to eat less and more, but what's important is how accurate his behavior is."
[Babao has a guilty conscience, he really knows how to be honest]
[Babao, Babao, he is young in age and shallow in spiritual practice!]
[What's going on with Teacher Qiaoqiao? You always pick up chestnuts when they fall on the ground. If it were your eight treasures, they would sprout outside the soil next year.]
[Only seven, Bao'er, my aunt will give me a reward of 100 yuan, so he can eat some more]
At that moment, Qiao Qiao came over and said, "Brother Yanping, Babao is very bad at math. He can only count eight numbers, but he can understand when he says eighty."
Zhang Yanping was slightly shocked: "Why is it still him?!"
[Babao, grandma rewarded him with an education fund. What he wanted to eat in the past was asked by his master to deduct from it]
Very slowly, it came back with something in its mouth, and then spit it out——
"Babao, ask him, did he eat those chestnuts?"
"Look at him, he actually ate seven!"
Just look at Xiaobao Qibao next to him, he is so slow that he pounces on it!
I couldn't bear it anymore: "Babao, you know now that he ate the one that fell on the ground...but did he really take the opportunity to eat another one?"
Zhang Yanping took a closer look!
Like that, especially when the chestnut bag fell down by itself before it opened its mouth under the tree.
Zhang Yanping:???
[Your little treasure Qibao has been wronged!]
[Hiss—you even remembered that those were your chestnuts! Baby, you were in the mood to eat them, and you only bought eight kilograms.]
[It has been watching the orchard for several months and only ate seven chestnuts...]
[Wait a minute! Liu Bao turned himself in, right? 】
[No! That wave can also be blamed entirely on Ba Bao. What happened to it when it fell to the ground? 】
At the last moment, Zhang Mengxiao put her little hand under its head: "It's Xu Maimeng!"
The live broadcast room is also numb.
And Babao snorted and raised his head again.
I also looked at Babao.
Babao looked at me pitifully.
A chestnut! A chestnut with a relatively low maturity. The whole box is brown, with a hint of white visible.
"tell you what?"
After a while, Xiaojia posted barrages one after another:
[You believe it, you believe it! It must be Xiaobao Qibao’s scheming dog, using weak power to oppress and frame him! 】
[Forget it, you have to get to the bottom of the problem of the reward money, mainly because you are afraid that Babao will be wronged]
hiss!
[Bao'er, it's okay to eat, but the one he picked with the bug eyes is just as bad and has no protein]
[Brother, please find out clearly, you are trying to chill the hearts of your brothers!]
Zhang Yanping laughed warmly: "You know how many have you eaten without him?"
And the camera in the live broadcast room was also pointed at me.
[Nonsense, my second treasure is handsome and calm, how could he do such a thing! He must be unwilling to betray his brotherly loyalty before committing the wrong thing]
Those seven minutes are far longer than the usual two months!
[Support Liubao, he is only half a year old, not even ready for sterilization, he is not yet an adult!]
I looked at Qiaoqiao and then at Babao: "He...how many pills did he eat?"
Babao looked at me.
[Your little treasure Qibao is also a bad teacher on purpose. They are also parents for the first time and have little experience.]
[The son is the teacher, the father is the fault. Babao, I will discuss this with you later. I dared to eat your chestnuts last time.]