Let’s not talk about the ownership of the five yuan for the moment - there is no way to discuss it. If we discuss it further, it’s time for Qiao Qiao to ask, why didn’t he see the remaining salary from the beginning to the end?
After all, there weren’t that many dogs in the beginning, and there weren’t that many geese in the beginning either.
And Song Sancheng did bring the dog back and planned to wash it.
Fairy Song Tan was eager to give it a try at first. After all, the dogs at home were all short-haired dogs, which were easy to wash, wipe and tidy up.
Until she saw two buried border collies...
"Qiaoqiao, come and wash it! They like you the most!"
"Okay, okay!"
He suddenly asked again: "How to wash it?"
It is embarrassing to say that several dogs in the family run around in the fields every day, and even plunge into ponds when the weather is hot. Therefore, even though the old Song family has been raising dogs for more than half a year, no one has even thought of bathing the dogs.
Of course, this is quite common in rural areas, so no one asks about it at all.
Behind the camera, Song Tan was standing next to Xiao Wang, squeezing out a dollop of shampoo: "Xiao Wang, wash his hair first!"
[If I raise a cat, I will take a bath... or lift it, but it will be full of blood and tears]
[I understand, that’s how a fairy washes his dog. There’s no reason for you to learn from it]
At that time, as soon as the live broadcast started, I rushed over——
When it's big, let's break through the golden cherry tree behind the fence first.
[Anyone who has owned a dog would like to ask sincerely: Do dogs need to wash their hair first and then their bodies? Are their feet washed first? Can they use a bath towel? 】
[What a sin, your dog toiletries are RMB 698, you use sulfur soap for two RMB]
Song Tan waved her hand: "Come on, come to the bathroom!"
However, Song Tan turned his head and looked at me, his eyes full of wonder:
Brother Yanping:......
Xiao Wang was the first to bear the brunt.
"The title seems vague! If you are not a professional dog washer, you must imitate it. If you suffer from imitation, we will be responsible!"
【……】
So, several dogs, including Xiao Wang, stood by the door of the living room and hesitated. Following my call, they walked out of the house with joyful strides.
"You're talking about a dog! It's a dog!!!"
[Non-professional dog washing teaching, please do not imitate, there will be consequences at your own risk]
"Big friends, you have to wash the dog's head first! Xiao Wang's hair is short and she is a girl, so you should use conditioner... Teacher Tang said that you should use conditioner when washing your hair.
vegetarian."
The fans in the live broadcast room watched helplessly as I rubbed bubbles, then rubbed bubbles under Xiao Wang’s head, then continued to rub bubbles, and said seriously:
"Just... we're quite free."
"Zhang Yanping, he is soaped all over his body, is he using a bath towel? Isn't he a little slovenly?"
Then he asked: "Then can I teach the children?"
[...It’s hard to comment. Brother Bai Dao has studied physics in junior high school, right? Hot and cold alternate, water vapor transpires, what do you see? 】
[I’d like to ask if they think the same toiletries smell good when washed in pet stores, but don’t smell like dog when washed out by yourself]
[What do anchors use? Seeking Amway]
A moment ago, I quickly wiped my phone and put it up to the window. The water vapor outside was so heavy that it could spread.
bad!
But the fans are rebellious, so they are!
Xiao Wang's hair is short, and although it grows denser in winter, it's difficult to rub it too much, so he just needs to treat it twice.
"ah?"
In short, Qiaoqiao is very unsure of herself because the dog has temporarily left her job.
Therefore, Qiao Qiao has no experience at all on how to wash a dog.
[Yes, who gave you spiritual roots...]
Very bad, the name alone is full of persuasive effect.
Everyone in the live broadcast room:...
[Why don’t you take a shower while it’s still daytime?]
And over there, Brother Yanping also set up a live broadcast room——
[Laughing to death hahahahahahahahaha]
So I had to conclude: "You can bathe them the same way you bathe yourself."
[The shivering northern dog needs to take a shower, are those two words okay? 】
[Very bad, I’m going to hit you, right? I know you have a dog that stabs you on purpose, right?]
She thought for a while: "You wait and I ask."
[Actually, you should take a shower and then wash your hair at home... Tsk, why don't you say something weird?]
Brother Yan Ping was stunned when he looked at the dense water mist that quickly gathered under the screen.
I evaluate cautiously and comment on the mental state of contemporary netizens. I just quickly added the next sentence:
"Okay!" Tang Piao looked at the sky and said, "We have short hair, so when we wash a lot of hair, no one pays attention to that big hour, right? The timing is too precise."
"Oh!" Qiaoqiao understood.
[Hold your teddy tightly silently... That thing has to be styled in a pet shop. However, no matter how you wash it at home, you can only wash out a sloppy dog with a middle parting]
And what about Song Tan?
At this moment, Song Tan had not taken the shower head to wet Xiao Wang's whole body carefully.
Tang Piaolan took a look at the barrage, then looked at Song Tan's movements, and finally understood where the problem was—
[Oh, he should rub this bubble up a little more!]
"Song Tan, when a dog takes a bath... he should separate his head and body, right? Just put less shampoo on him and rub his whole body!"
[The anchor washes you! Then pump milk, add salt, and rub it into the mud...]
And the netizens behind the screen:...
[Brother Bai Dao must be myopic, right? Have you ever worn glasses? 】
[You also use cold water when taking a shower...]
As soon as the live broadcast ended, Tang Piaolan stared at the live broadcast room and fell silent.
"Big friends, today you will teach Xiaojia how to wash dogs! Then they won't be able to bathe dogs outside their own homes."
There is a mist, what are you looking at? Are you looking at Wonderland?
[The one from Xiaobei in the back, right? He is quite familiar with the bathing culture]
"Okay!" Song Tan waved his hand: "Let Brother Yanping help him and wash it for us quickly."
I said softly: "Shampoo cleans the whole body!"
I really know how to wash dogs, but since my sister said it, there must be something wrong!
then--
Then I picked up my phone and left the bathroom.
【What? Wash the dog? Do you wash the single dog?】
It's a shame that the monitoring money was probably wasted, and it has had only half of the effect so far - it may also have served as a deterrent.
There is something else, it’s not that Xiaobai and Gomei are still walking around every day...
"And isn't there a small piece of surveillance at the foot of the mountain?"
While Zhang Yanping was busy setting a name for the live broadcast room, he was worried: "All the dogs have come back to take a bath. Is it okay if someone outside the mountain can watch?"
[Isn’t it possible... a dog is covered in hair? 】
Is it always better to rub salt and add essential oil?
[Hiss! Shut up, southerners! Did you northerners take a shower? You just didn’t take a cold shower!]
However, the dog brother Sun Shouping did not answer the call. Song Tan waited for a while, and it seemed that it would get dark if he continued to delay.
【What to wash? Wash the single dog? Who will wash it!】
[Open your eyes and take a quick look - what the anchor is doing with "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"]
She hurriedly searched Baidu, and as soon as the words came to her lips, the knowledge she had just learned flowed out again...