It sounds very festive, and it also seems like a sweet name.
but……
Love accounting, breakup settlement, dating simulation...
Xia Zhaoyao turned it over and looked at the thin leaflet in his hand.
The contact names at the end of the leaflet are Tang Qingying and Zhao Huanxi.
"Uh, senior sister, what is this..."
She raised her head and looked at Tang Qingying not far away in confusion.
It looks like it's a student club, but the introduction and content don't read the same.
"Happy Sugar House, a potential club that has been operating for three consecutive years!"
Tang Qingying took out the lollipop from her mouth, shook it in her hand, and introduced it seriously.
"Some time ago, wasn't society encouraging college students to cultivate correct and healthy concepts of marriage and love?"
"This is why our Happy Candy House was born. Although the leaflet is a bit crude, this is a project supported by the school."
"Huh? The school supports..."
"Of course, look at the end of the flyer and it has the school approval logo."
Xia Zhaoyao glanced down, and sure enough he saw the Huaijiang University logo in the lower right corner.
There is also a line of small, barely legible white characters that reads: "The fourth batch of student entrepreneurship incubation projects of Huaijiang University."
"The core job is to teach everyone how to fall in love. Is there a matchmaker house on campus?"
Maybe it's psychological, but I always feel that senior Tang Qingying seems a little unsure.
"In short, we are equivalent to love guides, helping clients solve emotional problems."
"oh……"
"It's easy to understand, right?"
"Then, what exactly do you do?"
"With Wanshiwu, there is no limit to the type, and it will cover some areas."
Senior Tang Qingying turned around and picked up her laptop. There were many documents in a certain folder.
"Look, this is the client information registered by our Wansiwuwu, which indicates their basic conditions and ideal types."
"Huaijiang University is so big that sometimes classmates may not meet each other for four years. But with this form, it's different. We can help clients match them accurately and create a beautiful two-way date for them... Now
It will be manually screened for the time being, but it should be able to be entered into the system over time."
"I understand, it's similar to Baihe.com or a marriage registration agency in society? It's been three years -"
Xia Zhaoyao nodded as if understanding, and looked at Tang Qingying with some admiration.
"Then senior sister, you must have matched a lot of campus lovers!"
"It has not been successful yet..."
Tang Qingying looked away and said with some embarrassment.
"As for this, due to our limited publicity, the client data sample is not enough -"
"Our main business is still these three——"
Tang Qingying tapped her fingers at the bottom and pointed at several folder titles.
"Love accounting, breakup cleanup, date planning. In Huaijiang, we are the No.1 in this field, the only one!"
"The kind of campus love planning team? I've seen it in variety shows and news!"
Xia Zhaoyao's eyes lit up, this sounds more interesting.
She had seen in the news before that there were often candle circles and dormitory light shows by college students to express their love.
If it is more powerful, there may even be drone confessions, street sign displays, large-scale reality shows, sitcoms, etc. Although she herself is firmly critical of such behavior verbally, this does not affect her going
Eat dog food - today is indeed her lucky day, this is definitely a double happiness!
"Well, it's not the same - the one you're talking about is an incubation project of the Art Institute."
But before Xia Zhaoyao's excitement could come out, the expression of the senior student in front became subtle again.
"Our financial institution... our focus on love is different."
"Huh?"
"You see, love has a cost, right?"
"Um."
"So the first item is to help the counselor calculate the income and expenditure of love, including the intangible and tangible costs of various payments."
Tang Qingying opened one of the documents as she spoke, and explained along with the Excel table above.
"In the past three years, Huan Tang Wanshiwu has completed a total of 273 love accounting commissions."
"Wow, that's pretty awesome! Is there a commission reward behind this?! So high?!"
Xia Zhaoyao glanced at the remuneration amount at the end of the form and said in surprise.
One, ten, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand... there are tens of thousands!
"Is love accounting so profitable?!"
"Well, most of it came from a parent."
Tang Qingying said expressionlessly.
"Huh?"
"After our love calculation, all these couples broke up within half a year..."
Tang Qingying pointed to several small items in the table and said slowly, "Because they feel that the sunk costs are too high and the expected returns are too low."
"Oh... Huh?! Wait - they're all broken up?!"
"The survival rate of campus love in college is only 3 out of 10,000, and according to statistics, less than 20% of those who maintain a marriage relationship ten years after graduation. In other words, if a stable marriage is the end point, then the ultimate outcome of campus love will be
The expectation of success is roughly... around 0.6 parts per ten thousand."
"Of course, the main reason that prompts most couples to break up is the difference in effort during the love process——"
"Compared to the unseen distant future, time cost, money cost, opportunity cost... we try our best to keep everyone sane in love."
"...Oh oh."
Xia Zhaoyao stared blankly at the petite and cute senior sister in front of him who was holding a lollipop in his mouth.
Although it sounds reasonable, something doesn't feel right.
"After the breakup, the second part is involved - breakup and settlement."
Ignoring the silent Xia Zhaoyao, Tang Qingying continued to introduce as if she had opened up a chatterbox.
"Occasionally, people come to us for this, but more often than not, schools and colleges will entrust us. After all, most relationships are irrational, and when they regain their sense and break up, the mismatched efforts will naturally cause a lot of disputes.
Conflict... We generally classify this unity as an interest dispute."
"Eh? Can we divide it like this? Isn't that a matter of emotion?!"
"But doesn't divorce ultimately come down to property division?"
"...It seems that this is correct——"
Xia Zhaoyao opened his mouth.
She roughly guessed what this breakup settlement was about.
Sure enough, senior Tang Qingying opened the second folder on the computer, which contained more content than the previous folder.
"We will conduct a simple assessment based on the descriptions of both parties on each other's contributions during the relationship and the reasons for the breakup."
"Everything is number. This is a concept proposed by Pythagoras. As a student majoring in accounting, you will quickly learn another cruel knowledge. All social behaviors in this society can be paid for with money.
The price is assessed, and then with the help of legal principles we can settle the balance fairly."
"If a couple has conflicts after breaking up, we will help with the liquidation of the love bankruptcy and assist in the recovery of debts."
"...It sounds terrible..."
Xia Zhaoyao whispered, and she shrank back unconsciously.
Okay, now she begins to understand why Senior Zhao Huanxi said "Senior Tangtang" is terrible.
But fortunately...
The third point doesn't seem too bad.
Xia Zhaoyao hesitated for a moment, raised his hand cautiously, and asked proactively.
"Senior, so...that dating sim——"
"Oh! This is the new business we are planning to expand this year!"
Tang Qingying said happily, narrowing her eyes and looking at Xia Zhaoyao meaningfully.
"Now..."
"We are still in the preparation and content stage..."
Gulu——
Wait, this feeling doesn’t feel good, does it?
Xia Zhaoyao swallowed, had she broken into some strange and dangerous witch's lair?
She took advantage of Tang Qingying's break to drink water and quietly took out her mobile phone and logged into the Huaijiang University campus wall.
Search - [Happy Sugar House]
Immediately afterwards, a large number of posts were refreshed like a tsunami.
“Seven unbelievable things about Huaijiang University’s campus—the house with a 100% breakup rate!”
"Thanks to my two sisters, I now understand that loving myself is the best thing!"
"The Sorrow Witch broke up another couple, it's so terrible!"
"Really love each other? Should you pass the witch's test first?"
"I have already experienced severe beatings in the real world in school... I am indestructible now, wuwuwuwu..."
"A rational analysis shows that the two women who are sophomores in the School of Finance are a little twisted."
"A shady story! A shocking shady story! Happy Sugar House is actually an excellent club again!"
"Let's all boycott that House of Everything and let it sink."
What Happy Candy House——
Now it sounds like this is not a "matchmaker's house".
This is simply the "Red Devil Club"!
Just by reading those comments, you can tell that this Happy Candy House... doesn't seem to be particularly safe...
"Ah - that senior sister, I thought about it, maybe it's better not to disturb me too much -"
Xia Zhaoyao stood up and moved towards the door quietly.
Maybe it's not too late for her to leave and drop her luggage first.
If you were just kidnapped on a pirate ship, then maybe...
Then there was the sound of the door opening.
A leisurely, cheerful voice came from behind:
"Oh, Xiao Xiaozhao, it seems that you and Tangtang get along very well."
"How about it? Happy Candy House sounds great, I can give you special permission to join directly!"
Xia Zhaoyao turned around and saw Witch No. 2, Senior Sister Zhao Huanxi, walking in with a smile and a plastic bag.