"Shredded pork with green pepper, fried pork with salt, tomato and eggs, which one do you like more?"
Zhao Huanxi said, pulling out the folding table from the gap between the bed and the wall, and unfolded it in the center of the dormitory.
Xia Zhaoyao was still confused as his escape route was cut off, and he didn't know what to answer.
However, Tang Qingying, who was originally a little wilted, seemed to have suddenly come to life. She quickly stood up and took the plastic bag from Zhao Huanxi's hand.
"Of course it's still the same as before, we eat together in a row - how many pairs of chopsticks do you have?"
She skillfully took out the fast food boxes from the plastic bag and spread them out one by one. Zhao Huanxi also took out several pairs of disposable chopsticks from her pocket.
The two of them quickly set up the table, with three dishes and three meals... Hey! Is there her share among them?!
Xia Zhaoyao looked at the dishes that exuded the alluring aroma, as if the soles of his feet were glued.
"Speaking of which, Xiaozhao, are you still looking for a suitable student part-time job?"
Zhao Huanxi pulled up a chair and sat at the table, talking loudly.
She pulled out another registration form from somewhere and handed it to Xia Zhaoyao's hand.
"Tangtang has introduced you to the well-known love consulting team of Huaijiang University - Huantang Wanshiwuwu."
"Although the recruitment has not officially started yet, I can give you special approval to intern for one month."
Xia Zhaoyao took small bites of the rice and answered vaguely.
The interface of her mobile phone with the screen turned off still displayed various fierce comments about "Happy Candy House".
Whether it is the descriptions of the two senior sisters or the messages on the campus wall, it seems that this is indeed a campus love consultation, but it is inexplicably carried out in a way that is different from what people imagined, and the results look natural
It’s also completely the opposite—a real-life breakup master.
From the inside, Xia Zhaoyao was somewhat resistant to joining such a strange organization. After all, Lao Xia was still burdened with heavy debts.
But senior Tang Qingying's five-digit reward just now made her shaken... That was a real "golden avenue"!
and……
Huaijiang University’s shredded green pepper pork, salt-fried pork, and tomato eggs are also so delicious!
Xia Zhaoyao originally wanted to exercise some restraint, but the freshly cut and fragrant green pepper shreds were too appetizing.
Huaijiang seems to like to use "tempeh" as one of the cooking condiments, and salt-fried pork is one of its representative dishes.
The pork slices, which are 30% fat and 70% lean, have a faint burnt flavor, salty and crispy, but not that irresistibly dry.
Those crispy green peppers and soft garlic sprouts...
Xia Zhaoyao had never thought that rice, green peppers and pork would be so dreamy.
Oh! And tomato eggs - the tomato eggs here don't seem to add sugar. The salty and sweet tomatoes are mixed with the scrambled eggs, which just balances out the thick and meaty texture of the first two dishes. On the other hand, the green pepper meat
The refreshing and plumpness of the shredded and salt-fried meat has also become a rope to free yourself from the thick tomato juice.
belch--
After arriving in Huaijiang for so many days, Xia Zhaoyao felt the charm of Huaijiang, a city of gourmet food, for the first time.
So...for the sake of seeing so many delicious things...
"Um, senior sister——"
Xia Zhaoyao raised his head and took the initiative to look at Zhao Huanxi.
"What will I do during the internship? Work goals and so on."
As the crisp payment sound sounded, Zhao Huanxi next to him became obviously enthusiastic.
Then again, this is a business base located behind the library, and Huan Tang Everything House has an office facing the street.
So the description on the flyer was not deceiving. This weird Wanshiwu House is really a project registered and supported by the school.
As one of the persons in charge, Zhao Huanxi obviously has extremely rich experience in "love accounting".
Just listen to her speak smoothly, as if she is reading an invisible instruction manual:
"Both parties falling in love must first understand each other's life goals. Since they are in love, at least their life goals cannot be reversed."
life goals?
This doesn't sound wrong, it's a very correct opening statement.
"Love is a kind of consumption. It sometimes reduces the cost of reaching your life goals, but more often it increases."
"For example, let's start with the basics. Do you have an expectation of how long a relationship will last?"
"If one party plans to grow old together and the other party is just passing the time, that's a detour."
Zhao Huanxi took out a piece of A4 paper and a pen from her small bag, drew two lines of different lengths, and pushed them towards the couple in front.
"Time cost is the most expensive sunk cost, so you must first ensure that the end point of each other's feelings is within an acceptable overlap range."
"But we haven't considered that long term yet..."
The girl spoke. Although she said this, her expression became serious.
"Oh, we will definitely be together forever -" the boy said quickly, hugging the girl's shoulders affectionately.
Isn't this a normal and beautiful situation? Whether it's the client or Senior Zhao Huanxi.
Those overwhelming comments on campus walls...
Isn't it from a negative fan or an opponent?
"Oh, so you at least have the intention of getting married, right?"
Zhao Huanxi said very seriously, "So, have you told your parents about this?"
"Uh, I haven't had time yet..."
"Then why not send a message now?"
Xia Zhaoyao couldn't help but look at her face. There seemed to be a black sharp corner on the top of the senior sister's head.
The boy seemed to become a little uncomfortable, but he immediately took out his mobile phone and sent an announcement message the next second.
call……
With the sound of the message being sent successfully, Xia Zhaoyao also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, this classmate, you are the same..." Zhao Huanxi looked at the girl next to him with a smile.
"But if my dad knew-"
"Conflicts between men are left to them to resolve themselves. This has been the case since ancient times."
Zhao Huanxi supervised the girl sending the message with satisfaction and clapped her hands happily.
"Now that your goals are the same, you need to consider cost planning. Let's write down our love expectations first."
"Love expectations?"
"Yeah, for example, how many movies to watch every month, how many big dinner dates to have, the frequency and timing of receiving gifts..."
Zhao Huanxi took out several more forms from the small bag and handed them to the men and women respectively.
"After you fill it out, I will help you calculate the economic cost."
"In addition, there are your academic and work expectations..."
"I will also help you figure out the appropriate investment."
"Of course the results will have to wait for one working day -" she turned around and patted Xia Zhaoyao, "Our data analysts will complete the calculations, but before that I hope you can keep each other confidential, because the negotiation process should be relatively transparent.
Do it in an easy-to-understand environment. Do you understand?”
"Hmm... I don't understand?" The girl looked at Zhao Huanxi in confusion and pointed to one of the columns, "Do I also need to fill in the monthly living expenses?"
"You can check Confidential next to that value and we'll obfuscate it."
Zhao Huanxi said without thinking, "Remember to roughly rank them in order of importance."
She tapped on the form, looked at the two of them with an imposing manner and explained.
"We will help you calculate all the costs of love at that time."
"so……"
The couple looked at each other and nodded seriously.
When they left, they both seemed to be relieved at the same time. After simply saying thank you, they left the form and left as if they were running away.
…………
"How about it?"
Xia Zhaoyao rubbed his eyes and turned his head to look in the direction of the sound.
Senior Sister Xiao Tang was lying on the headrest of the chair, squinting her eyes and reading the text on Xia Zhaoyao's computer.
"Then the two of them must be able to get together. Their parents have also notified each other, and they have healthy love and consumption plans..."
Xia Zhaoyao was entering information on the computer bit by bit according to the form and what he heard.
In addition to the information filled in by the couple, all conversations are also recorded.
"By the way, have you secretly checked the reviews of Huantang Wanshiwu on the campus website?"
Senior Sister Xiao Tang said leisurely, "How is it?"
Xia Zhaoyao was startled, and an unknown premonition came over him.
"They say that Huan Tang Wan Shi Wu takes pleasure in breaking up couples. No matter how loyal and well-matched the couple is, as long as they are targeted by Huan Tang Wan Shi Wu, they will definitely not survive graduation and will part ways. Some people also say that Huan Tang Wan Shi Wu will deliberately create
There are many misunderstandings, third parties get involved, and so on. Anyway, they use any means to destroy the feelings of the students who come for consultation. Some people say that Huan Tang Wanshiwu is actually a cover to defraud money, and everything they say is useless.
The truth..."
Xia Zhao was heartbroken and simply said all the bad comments he saw online.
"so what……"
Tang Qingying's voice had no fluctuation, "What do you think?"
"The survival rate of college love is very low. Many of those who come to ask are not very confident, right?"
Xia Zhaoyao thought for a moment, turned around and looked at Senior Sister Tang and replied seriously, "Anyway, I don't believe that Senior Sister you can be bad people."
"Half of your answers are right and half of them are wrong, but for the sake of flattery, I'll let you pass."
Not far away, Zhao Huanxi slid to Xia Zhaoyao's desk on a rotating chair.
"Actually, everyone wants to fall in love..."
She suddenly became a little frustrated and took the two completed forms from Xia Zhaoyao's hand.
"What we are talking about is something that everyone knows well, and what the entrusted people see is also a conclusion that they can understand."
"But reality is sometimes so cruel. If you can clearly see the unresolved conflicts in the distance..."
"If it's not suitable, it's not suitable. Compared with the long-term pain, stopping losses in a timely manner can be considered a kind of love."
Well……
Here we go again, strange philosophical theories.
Xia Zhaoyao blinked and looked at the senior sister who was sighing with a strange expression.
Obviously judging from the actual situation, the relationship between the two people is in the stage of passionate love between you and me.
"These two people are definitely not suitable for each other right now."
Zhao Huanxi raised the form in his hand and said seriously
"For example, this girl has almost zero investment expectations for personal growth——"
"It seems like she is a complete love brain, but on the other hand, her ability to withstand love bankruptcy is infinitely low."
"It's a huge gamble with a survival rate of 30%. If all the chips are put down, it would be too dangerous."
Xia Zhaoyao swallowed her words, she seemed to be a little convinced.
Zhao Huanxi looked at her computer screen and carefully looked at most of the messages she had recorded.
Is that so?
To be honest, Xia Zhaoyao was still a little moved.
Can rational people on college campus reduce those long emotional tug-of-wars?
"This record completely misses the point, cute new intern."
Zhao Huanxi muttered softly, Xia Zhaoyao was stunned for a moment, and was about to apologize reflexively.
"...But just remember to be very careful."
"Okay, I declare that you have become a regular employee!"
Zhao Huanxi waved his hand and ordered resolutely, "Tangtang, add Xiaozhao's name to our homepage."
"Ah...eh? Please wait a moment, I haven't thought about it yet..."
Xia Zhaoyao's heart sank.
This Wanshiwuwu has a negative rating in the school!
Although what the seniors said makes sense, she still doesn't have the courage to bear the title of "Witch No. 3".
Compared to this, she could go to a fast food restaurant to serve dishes, or work as a work-study student at a newsstand...
"You don't have to worry about the water, electricity, air conditioning, and accommodation fees in the dormitory."
"Huh?"
"Three meals are free. There are dividends."
"Eh?" Xia Zhaoyao said in confusion.
Ding--
【WeChat red envelope】
Click to open——(Today’s consultation fee dividend: 30 yuan)
"Okay...Okay! I'm very honored to join the Happy Candy House!"
Xia Zhaoyao felt that he had no possibility of refusing. With three meals and accommodation included, it would be more than one hundred!
She originally wanted to hesitate, at least waiting until school started before making a decision.
But……
My sisters have given me so much!
That adds up to a monthly income of less than 3,000 yuan! And there are dividends!