Chapter 206 Social death will eventually be the destination of everything
So, what are the words that are not very harmful but extremely insulting to men——
"Is it done?"
Li Cang's voice was full of complex emotions, shock, disbelief, doubt, deep mourning and infinite sympathy.
"Pfft~"
Tai Xiaoyi was so embarrassed that her face turned red to her earlobes, but she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Lao Wang:(ヾ????)
When did the young lady start to be so polite? I don’t want to refute other people’s face...
So Li Cang said seriously:
"The lines are essential for a good performance. Professionals suggest that you, young lady, should also learn and use them."
Tai Xiaoyi's smile froze on her face and turned into circles of blood-like redness that spread completely.
Li Laixi kicked Li Cang away, "Are you really not ready to be a human anymore?"
He was clearly being kicked, but he was still laughing wildly.
It’s hard to imagine whether Lao Wang was trying to prove something by postponing lunch to dinner.
If you say it's a celebration, there's no pretense at all. It can be said that it's the best thing to do in the apocalypse, and it's extravagant for the survivors.
Raw Alaskan king crab with Kaluga caviar, stir-fried grass-fed beef breast with ginger and green onions, pan-fried baked lamb short ribs in spicy soy sauce casserole, freshly dug Haagen-Dazs garnished with sorrel...
A total of 10 dishes, plus 2 soups with different styles.
At this point, Tai Xiaoyi is still being modest.
"The preparation time is very rushed, and there are many raw materials that I have never seen before, and those that take a long time have not been made. You just have to make do with it. I will study the recipes later..."
How could a person like Li Cang, a scornful person like him, go back to answer this question? He turned to look at Lao Wang and said, "Did you hear that this young lady has given you enough face? The preparation time was very rushed, howl?"
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Lao Wang's expression was extremely distorted, and he squeezed out two words from his teeth that had a decisive effect -
"dad!"
Li Cangke was generous and waved his hand:
"Hey, what a big boy, build it, build it hard!"
The wine was a low-alcohol dry white with ice from Tiansai Manor. We could barely manage to find two boxes of twenty-four wine bottles that were intact. They either died from the impact of the capsizing ship or the severe cold.
After all, this thing is packed in a glass bottle, which can't be compared to an oak barrel that is two or three fingers thick. That thing is very durable.
rare?
No, no, no, based on Li Cang's excellent drinking capacity, these twenty-four bottles of wine can basically drink him away, and he is also the kind of person who will live a long life, start well and end well...
Li Cang took a bite of dried ice cream, and his whole face was visibly red.
So Tai Xiaoyi curiously whispered to Li Leisi, "He obviously doesn't know how to drink wine, so why does he keep saying this wine is good?"
Li Laixi carefully thought about her words:
"Probably... because this is one of the few brands that allows him to clearly remember the taste of wine..."
"Tons of burps," Lao Wang let out a breath of cold air, "As the saying goes: the other one immediately fainted after one gulp."
"Pfft..." Tai Xiaoyi couldn't stop laughing, "Have you ever considered that it's not that he doesn't know how to drink, but that he has alcohol intolerance or allergies..."
Lao Wang and Li Leisi were stunned.
"Clam??"
By the way, isn't that kind of thing the first option that needs to be eliminated...
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"Hiss..." Li Cang took a breath, "What the hell, was it raw pickled crab paste or raw pickled brain pulp that I ate yesterday?"
"Are you awake?" Lao Wang's expression was very strange, expecting and strange at the same time, "It wasn't yesterday, it was the day before yesterday. Let me tell you, you were so handsome when you were asleep, as if you were dead.
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Li Cang rubbed his head that looked like it was about to burst: "How much have I drunk? The stamina of this thing is much stronger than the big blood explosion."
"Well, about two and a half cups?" Lao Wang confirmed again, "By the way, you really don't remember what you did, right?"
Li Cang suddenly had a bad premonition.
"what do you mean..."
Lao Wang said nothing and patted Li Cang heavily on the shoulder.
The meaning is clear: take care!
Li Cang rubbed his head in confusion and went out to wash up.
Lao Wang returned to his room and saw Tai Xiaoyi sitting on the sofa. He walked over like a giant insect and put his head on her lap.
"It's broad daylight, go, go, go..."
"Shh, I'll give you something good to do!"
"Wha, what... you... you are really... you are not tired..."
"Hey, little miss, what weird things are you thinking about~"
Lao Wang clicked on a video recorded on his mobile phone,
"I risked my life to record it. Seriously, little miss, I'm counting on it to stay alive for the rest of my life!"
At the beginning of the video, the picture was black and full of noisy footsteps.
Then, a bright light appeared on the screen, and Teacher Cang, who was "windless and automatic", was standing at the door, banging on the door.
"Open the door. If you have the ability to wear it, you have the ability to open the door!"
Tai Xiaoyi was stunned: "This is not..."
"Yes, it's Lilith's room," Old Wang said with a sly smile, "Keep watching and watching."
In the video, Li Cang is still digging there, as if the poor door has a grudge against him.
After knocking for a while, he sat down on the ground leaning against the door frame, mumbling incoherently and drunkenly:
"It's more than seven hundred coins, and it still makes a sound when thrown into a puddle. Am I wasting my time?"
"Do you want to lose your conscience or not? Take the bamboo shoots..."
"What's the point of just taking a look? What's the point of me just taking a look? You spent money... You have to watch paid programs after spending money..."
Bang!
The door suddenly opened, and Li Cang stumbled in.
Li Lei's voice: "Look! It's not over, right?"
The video screen shook violently, and behind the camera there was a low-pitched laugh like a barbell.
Due to the angle of view of the candid shot, the screen can only see the corridor outside the door and not the inside at all. Only the light casts the shadows of the two people on the floor and walls of the corridor.
It took Li Cang a long time to get up again, and he continued to lean against the door frame.
He squinted his eyes and raised his head, blowing a rogue whistle:
"Wow~ Ness~"
Li Laisi's voice was quite calm, and it was obvious from the shadow that she was squatting down, "What's going on with the obviously nice clothes, these furry ears, and the tail?"
"I...don't you like small animals...I also like Ang..."
Li Laixi's voice obviously sounded cliche, "Is this what you like? It's a bit strange, but..."
"No," Li Cang shook his head seriously and said every word, "I just like to be sexy."
The long legs in crimson leather pants left an afterimage,
"Bang~!"
Li Cang ejected and started, smashing the wooden railing of the stairs and flying out of the screen, followed by a series of shattering sounds.
The screen shook again and it was over.
"I asked why the stairs were in such bad condition when I woke up yesterday morning," Tai Xiaoyi was dumbfounded. "Teacher Cang is already awake? I'm afraid he will beat Lilith to death soon, right?"
"Hey, she is reluctant to let go. According to my many years of experience, Lilith is obviously shy."
So, where did your experience come from...
Do you see shyness in those tons of side kicks? Is the judgment based on the strength?
