At this moment, Teacher Cang, who had freshened up and looked brand new, was at a loss about everything.
He stared at the broken wooden stair railings on the second floor and was in a daze for a while. He felt the blood vessels in his skull beating wildly, which made it even more painful. "I always feel that this look looks familiar. Could it be that I drank too much?
It's a good thing..."
It is said that the taste of wine depends on the character, but Li Cang rarely calms down after drinking. He has done many more outrageous things...
So I just removed the stairs or something...
That’s reasonable?
Li Leisi was sharpening her knife in the big living room downstairs, without raising her head or opening her eyes, sharpening her knife very seriously.
"Morning, Da Leizi," Li Cang threw himself on the sofa, "Please bring me a bottle of Bingkuole. My brain is on fire and smoke is coming out of my throat."
The sound of the dagger scraping against the whetstone disappeared, and the sound of the dagger swishing through the air hit the door in front of Li Cang.
Snap~
"If you don't want to take it, I won't take it. I'm so angry. Why, are you not satisfied with the new guy?" Li Cang weighed the dagger in his hand, "I can't help it. It's hard to find better quality alienated bones."
, at worst I can use the placenta fragments to get you something handy some other time, but you really need to use less of that thing..."
Li LeiSi:...
Li Cang said, "It's a pity that the scythe hand looks quite deceptive. In fact, the scythe is just that. It's not any stronger than the bone armor of ordinary heavy-armored zombies. It's a shame for the third stage of alienation!"
Li LeiSi:...
"What's wrong with you, you've been silent, and your face doesn't look very good." This guy didn't know what to say, so he kept talking nonsense: "Well, I only know a little bit about magic, so I guess your relatives are here today.
Dropped in."
Li LeiSi:...
"Wait a minute, brother, let me get you a big blood bottle to replenish your blood. Let me tell you, I am a master at making ginger, honey, date and brown sugar water. My mother always praised me for it." 1
Li LeiSi:...
Click.
The thin whetstone in her hand was broken into pieces.
At the corner of the stairs, two melon-eaters looked disappointed.
Lao Wang smacked his lips unwillingly,
"That's it? My grandma bites a hazelnut harder than she does..."
Compared with Lao Wang who simply watched the excitement and didn't mind the chaos, Tai Xiaoyi mainly found it very incredible and doubtful: "Really or not, this desire to live is more than full, it can be called the sixth sense level, he is really
Don’t remember anything??”
Lao Wang snorted and said disdainfully:
"You really think highly of him. Not to mention three glasses of dry white, even if he changes to beer, he can remember what happened that night. It would have to be the sun rising in the west. Teacher Cang's wine is much stronger than his character~"
"I just pour beer and drink from the box at will. Why do I become good friends with this kind of scum?"
"Oh, he is not worthy of me~"
"Let's go there too," Tai Xiaoyi winked, "Teacher Cang is out."
"Hey, there's no good show to watch anyway..."
"Hiss, scald, scald, scald," Li Cang made a medicinal clay pot with a handle in one hand and held a bowl in the other, "Miss, you're just in time, try my handiwork while it's hot~"
Sip ginger, brown sugar, and candied dates, and the color of the boiled sugar water is actually very similar to thick maltose syrup. I can't tell whether it looks good or not, but it has a kind of shiny feeling.
"Good guy, won't your conscience hurt when I boil you sugar water and roll your eyes at me?"
It is rare that Li Cang likes to drink this stuff. Lao Wang once said that he would rather eat a few big bugs with dregs in the soup than drink this sweet and whining stuff.
But, it seems to have a strange attraction to women, such as——
Li Lei Si took the bowl, took a small sip, and narrowed her eyes with a satisfied look:
"Oh, my conscience is so alive!"
Of course, his tone of voice was still hard and mixed with ice.
"I really don't know what kind of ecstasy soup you poured into my mother, making it seem like she and you are just teenagers." Li Laisi nestled herself into the sofa and leaned over, folding her long legs and folding them next to her. "You two are really
There's a connection between our hearts, she even said she missed you that morning."
"Move," Li Cang rudely took Li Laisi's feet and swung them to the side, squeezing next to her, "Here, you are holding the one you are drinking in your hand. You can call it ecstasy soup if you want."
, Our mother doesn’t miss me, she just misses her. You two are really scumbag siblings."
"By the way, my filial daughter, our mother and your one-day relative, have been accurate for many years. Don't tell me you don't even know this!"
Li Laisi blushed, and her smooth and exquisite little feet also blushed.
"..."
She really doesn't know.
"That's weird," Li Cang rubbed two fists together, "Didn't you say that when you practice martial arts, you will make your feet big and flat? How did you two little things grow?"
Li Laisi almost kicked Li Cang in the face when she heard JIO,
"I'm so talented, you know how to use a hammer!"
"Yes, yes, you are gifted," Li Cang stretched out his hand to block it, and continued rubbing, "You also have a conscience?"
"I'll kill you!!"
Although Li Laixi often worried about the happiness of her conscience, her background was not "right" after all, so she hated Li Cang's frequent accusations about this matter.
Lao Wang hugged Tai Xiaoyi and calmly moved to another sofa, skillfully took out his mobile phone, and happily ate melon seeds.
After a long fight on the sofa, the two finally realized that their strength values were also about the same——
Emmm, actually Li Laisi is still a little taller, but it doesn't mean much.
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, send a message to our mother, I will chat with her for a while."
"Humph, you weakling."
Li Cang squinted his eyes at Li Laisi: "Ignorant people are still complacent, but smart people like me have discovered your fatal weakness."
Li Laisi was typing on the summoning and praying interface, and said disdainfully,
"You're such a braggart that I can't even type after I've been punished."
"Hahaha," Li Cang said: "It's amazing to know Kung Fu, and it's amazing to have explosive agility and armor-piercing attacks. Let's bet that as long as you don't develop any internal strength like in the novel, this method will do it in minutes.
I can handle you, just ask if you believe it or not?"
"What to bet on?"
"Call daddy if you lose!"
"You think too much. If you are such a rebellious child, I will strangle you to death immediately after you are born. How can I still give you a chance to call you daddy?"
"..."
Tai Xiaoyi was immediately confused.
Lao Wang was chewing melon seeds, his mouth was working like a grinder and he still had time to explain:
"You have to know that some women are actually more enthusiastic about being other people's fathers than men, such as Dalei Zi and all the prodigal girls in her university dormitory. Speaking of which, international students can still play, and those girls compete with each other...
.”
Tai Xiaoyi didn't seem to understand, but when she saw Lao Wang eating melon seeds, she felt cute no matter how she looked at it. She blushed as she looked at it, and suddenly gave him a shove.
"I just want to eat it myself, and give me some melon seeds..."
