Da Leizi leaned lazily on the slope beside the pool without opening his eyes, like a river drifter being photographed ashore.
There were actually two huge oak ice buckets floating on the water less than three meters away from her, containing various fruits, wine, beer, juice, and, oh, there was also a PSP that might need to cool down.
"You will enjoy...drinking so much again??"
“Just wine and champagne!”
Oh, Jiu Mengzi, Li Cang's contemptuous slander.
Then he threw it into the water, fished out a bottle of white wine, and poured himself a cup of the young lady's specialty green plum green tea.
Da Leizi was satisfied, smiled naively, and threw his long white python-like legs on Li Cang's belly: "Look at my legs and waist, are they thinner? I will add another program after practicing every day and swim for two hours."
, the effect is much better than simply practicing Qigong!”
"No wonder I'm so tired. Well, I'm actually pretty good."
If it was too disgusting, Li Cang couldn't say it out loud, so he could only keep it that way, but his attitude was still quite sincere.
"Of course I want to get better. Proportion and coordination are important!" He narrowed his eyes lazily, "And lest I have nightmares about being ridiculed and dominated by someone with a three-digit weight!"
She was referring to the three-digit number on the scale, the one in kilograms.
Teacher Cang is a person who attaches great importance to affection and justice. He would often put a bow on a scale with a bow and place it at the door of Dalei's house in the early morning of some strange festivals to receive the tearful gratitude from his childhood sweethearts.
Li Cang suddenly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy and coughed: "The situation is different. According to this development trend of physical strengthening, it is not appropriate to use the previous standards. Look at Lao Wang, when he weighed more than 300 kilograms, he was just an idiot.
Cylinder, now take a look——"
"King Kong?"
"Well, King Kong."
Li Cang swam a few times and felt comfortable all over, then he heard Li Laixi say: "I'm hungry..."
Teacher Cang looked at the many fruit cores in the bucket and sneered in disgust.
The tone became more serious: "I'm hungry!"
Li Cang was about to summon a dog leg to come and feed him. Suddenly he saw the sign of a drying room for cured ham diagonally opposite the entrance of the nest. He rolled his eyes and realized his plan.
"Zi la la~"
A ham is suffused with fine grease under the charcoal fire, crystal clear, like the saliva at the corner of your mouth.
The little lady and the bee swarm work very well together. In an environment where temperature, humidity and bacteria can be controlled, it is not difficult to make low-salt ham. Unfortunately, the time has not yet come, and it is still early for the perfect flavor to be produced.
Daleizi came over following the scent: "Wow, if the young lady knew she would fight with us two, she would really kill us. Have you seen her bone-cutting knife with level 3 alienated bones and bird's beak alloy?"
No?"
"Shh, don't be heard..." Li Cang suddenly became as fierce as an old father who had been immersed in family law for many days. He slapped off Li Laisi's extended paw: "You're not familiar with it. Change your clothes and wash your hands. It's wet."
, you dripped water on the ham!
"
The little lady is usually very gentle and gentle, but she is very strict when it comes to eating. Maybe she has inherited some of her mother's tyrannical and cruel personality in the kitchen. If she finds out that the two of them are eating ham when they are not in time
, I guess I will be taught a severe lesson.
Li Laixi had a reluctant look on her face and kept mumbling as she walked: "I've just finished washing. It's really annoying. I just want to eat your ham. You're so handsome and amazing. How can I ask you to take off your clothes as soon as you get up?"
The truth!”
"?"
Here, just as the sliced steamed buns were being baked on the charcoal fire, Li Laixi came over with her face up and wearing a pair of sexy lingerie. She rarely wears this kind of plain fabric, and her hair is half dry.
When in full bloom, it is like tea. When the sharpness is gone, it even looks melancholy, melancholy and astringent.
The old father who was turning the ham suddenly froze and subconsciously took half a step back.
"Why are you looking at me like that? You asked me to change my clothes!"
"Yes...no...aren't you hungry?"
"You hungry?"
Just, it was quite sudden.
The ham was a bit burnt, to be precise it was both burnt and cold.
Peel off the skin and cut the leg meat into slices as thin as cicada wings. This time, I didn’t eat it with steamed buns, but it was more delicious.
Li Laisi ate until her mouth was covered with grease, she frowned slightly, raised her hand and gave herself a treatment.
Li Cang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said: "This... no need..."
"You pervert, you have the nerve to be hypocritical!" Li Cang grabbed one as soon as the tablets came down, muttering as if she was abandoning the treatment: "After all, don't we have to start over again next time we are resurrected?"
"Well..."
Daleizi's tone was so bold that he was full of scolding Fang Qiu for his brother: "Look at you! I like it but I'm embarrassed to say it! Hypocritical! It's not like I won't give it to you!"
Li Cang became more and more cautious: "You really don't have anything else to do today?"
"You're crazy! Meat! Keep going!"
Teacher Cang, who was confused, was still confused until he returned to the ground. The situation today is not right. The style of painting is too bizarre. It is said that Da Leizi has not reached the age of plowing in the rain. Is it too early? What he drank is
Fake wine?
There is a pit anyway!
"The ball's sack... one, fifty-five, three, five, twenty-one..." Li Cang counted quickly with his fingers, and was startled: "Hiss... sure enough..."
Bang~
Lao Wang and Li Cang made a loud noise comparable to a broken rice vat at the kitchen door. Everyone in Taixiaoyi inside was stunned: "You, what are you... doing?"
"You can pull my chin open if you push harder!" Lao Wang said condescendingly: "Hey, you little bastard, have you secretly grown in size again?"
His disdain is well-founded and his disdain is evident.
Of course, those were all shows before the disaster. Now Master Wang is two meters tall. He has a body of fat...muscles and an arm circumference of 55cm. He has an aura of at least two meters.
Mi Ba, everyone looks like Guo Xiaosi.
"I am the leader, you are the leader, Language~" Li Cang patted Lao Wang on the shoulder and gave Tai Xiaoyi a comforting smile: "Little miss, you are busy with your work, I will make some sugar water."
(Note: Language can be translated as Pay attention to your words)
Tai Xiaoyi's double complexion is red, one is because of the pronunciation, and the other is because of the sugar water. Speaking of the fact that women's menstrual periods are close to each other, it is not a popular science joke used to make fun of straight men, but it is specific to individuals.
...
Teacher Cang is really greedy when she cooks and sips ginger sugar water, but every time she sips on Li Lace's sugar water, she always feels weird, feeling overwhelmed and ashamed that someone has discovered a little secret.
Li Cang endured it very seriously, trying to put his heart into it. A woman's emotions during her menstrual period fluctuate as much as her lust, so it would be unfair to find fault with something like this.
Although the sugar water is good, the heat required is not shallow, and it is better to act on the spot than to plan ahead.
As the saying goes, you have the strength to keep everything from leaking to water, and I have the strength to let go of everything, is that okay?
"What about you?" Tai Xiaoyi's eyes suddenly looked at Lao Wang with more scrutiny: "Why are you running here in such a hurry?"
Lao Wang quietly hid the red-tailed crucian carp in his hand behind his back, and he was already greeting Li Cang from his atlas to his tail vertebra. We are all straight male comrades, so why is the curl more severe than the sacral curve?
"Of course I... will make you fish soup!"
"Where's the fish?"
"Here, the red-tailed crucian carp melon seeds are fried and then boiled over charcoal fire to ensure that they are milky white and warm when you drink them. The sugar water is all a lie, it looks good but not useful!"
"So, you actually only caught one fish...fry in two and a half hours?"
"..."
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Please remember the domain name of this book:. Novels of Strange People of the Republic of China
