Chapter 852: Violent in appearance but soft in heart
Fish are just like people, some are long and big, and some are not big.
Lao Wang had given up on explaining that this was just a crucian carp and not some other fish. While struggling with the pronunciation, he was really ready to fry the fish.
The red color of the fish's tail gradually turned gray and then burnt in the oil pan, and Master Wang's strong desire for expression after catching the fish with his new fishing gear also withered.
Fish, fish, fish!
The blame lies with that bastard surnamed Li. We fishermen have the virtue of a good life, but in the current situation, brothers are unable to protect themselves. I can only wrong you, half fried and half released——
The food reserve rushed into the kitchen from an unbelievable angle, accurately hit the beating heart of the crucian carp, tore off one and a half roes, and flew away with a flap of wings.
Chicken feathers everywhere.
At this moment and this scene, Lao Wang felt that his heart must have died.
Tai Xiaoyi was angry and funny, and continued to prepare dinner helplessly: "Would you like to play mahjong for a while or watch a movie tonight?"
"I have to get it!" Lao Wang immediately said, "I have to win back what I lost to Teacher Cang!"
Li Cang said: "I agree. Dalei Zi has already had enough practice time today. If we don't find something for her to do, there is a high probability that she will drag us to play games together."
"Hey, it's terrible, then we really can't give her this chance..."
"Uh-huh!"
Regarding the fact that Bone Girl is a servant of fate, Teacher Cang has already won 295 grains, which once made Lao Wang very worried. Seeing Teacher Cang trying to collect the first undeniable punishment on the Sky Island, can he
Not in a hurry?
(Note: For new rules, see Chapter 741 - A new way to play with golden melon seeds)
After dinner, the automatic mahjong table was set up, and the four people started pecking at each other. Li Laixi's expression was obviously unhappy and confused, but there was no conflict, and soon Erbing Nanfeng began to shout loudly.
Li Cang and Tai Xiaoyi were the first to breathe a sigh of relief.
Lao Wang stared at the cards in his hand without raising his head the whole time, vowing to fight to the death with Teacher Cang. Perhaps his expectations were too high or his luck was too bad. He didn't arrive after four rounds, but one hundred and twenty golden melon seeds were lost to Li Cang.
Slide it into the drawer.
"Why am I the only one who loses?" Lao Wang yelled, "Teacher Cang, are you two cheating?"
Unwilling to do so, Master Wang threw melon seeds from time to time, trying to hit someone who could be invisible. He had even thought of the specific content of his request, he had time, and my little lady was also there. How could this happen?
What if you lose?
"Stop looking, he's squatting on Teacher Cang's left shoulder..." Li Leisi suddenly frowned and said, "Teacher Cang, I'm thirsty..."
Li Cang immediately threw away the card: "I'll get it!"
"I am coming too!"
A pot of hot sugar water and a pot of fish soup with a bright color.
Li Laixi was confused, and when Li Cang wasn't paying attention, she counted the days with her fingers, and then she smiled happily.
"Then stop fighting and have some soup!"
"Let's watch a movie."
"well..."
Lao Wang followed suit and drank a bowl of sugar water. Among the four of them, only Li Cang didn't like things that were too sweet. He sat on the sofa and flipped through Lao Wang's stock movies with his notebook: "How much do you like Teacher Guo? How much do you save?"
I don’t even speak to Qin Xiaoxian!"
"What are you rummaging through? E disk, the second clip, I've sorted them all."
"What are you looking at?"
"Find an old horror movie!"
"No, it's late at night..."
"Hey, Lao Wang's aesthetics have become more high-end. Rick and Morty actually have stock?"
Lao Wang was confused: "What is that? When did you go into the sea?"
Four people, two sofas, and after watching less than two episodes, Lao Wang’s dog slyly dragged the little lady who was half-pushing away and ran away.
Li Laixi was lying on her side, resting her head on Li Cang comfortably, with her long legs raised directly to the back of the sofa.
"Our teacher Cang is so beautiful in all directions!"
"Well, it's good to know." Li Cang rubbed his hands together, and continued to rub her belly when they were warm, "Normally, his physique can at least kill several train-skinned aunts. Why is this problem getting more and more serious?
Feeling better?"
"Hey, I don't feel any pain!"
"?"
"It's not here yet..."
Li Cang was experienced in many battles. When he heard this, he didn't even pause his hands. He frowned and said: "Aren't you invincible? The young lady has been abducted for your life. This delay of yours will probably hurt more, no.
, I have to cook another pot."
"Are you going to waste your time boiling sugar water?"
Li Cang was shocked, inexplicably remembering the painful lesson he once uttered that he wanted to learn whether martial arts practitioners and dance practitioners were the same thing. Of course, his dignity must not be lost: "It's just for one night, then you can
Don’t cry!”
"You sound like you're very powerful!"
"I'm not great?"
"Just a few moves over and over again, the color is sharp and the heart is soft..."
"Hehe, my little girl dares to speak harshly. Not only am I going to be sexy but I'm also going to do some sexy things today!"
"Why, instead of learning a foreign language today, are you learning idioms?"
Get up early.
outside the door.
Two men.
The same person in the same time and place, the same back pain, the same dry cough, and the same posture with a heavy back and a long back.
The two stared at each other in silence for five seconds. After confirming that Teacher Cang had no intention of using the big-boned stick to hit him, Lao Wang's face collapsed first: "Damn it, I can't continue acting, my waist is so small...
.”
Li Cang yawned feebly, and there were crackling joints all over his body, as if Lu Xinglong had completed a molt: "You are quite unethical."
"??"
"Call daddy and everything can be discussed easily, otherwise we will all starve together!"
"I@#￥%..."
You and I, father and son, fought for dignity together, and we never showed any sympathy for each other, but you still blame me for winning the battle?
The front line felt happy for a while, but at the logistics crematorium, Lao Wang, who had completely lost his temper just for a meal, had to fight Li Cang, with an extremely humble attitude.
Their current physiques are really strong, and starving for a few meals is really worse than death. Their demand for energy is extremely huge. Ordinary food can no longer satisfy their exponentially increasing appetite. Alienated food has been rumored on the forum for a long time.
There is news that crop bounties are high, but Teacher Cang and Lao Wang’s side is actually better. Few people can serve them well. The staple food can be replaced with various exotic animals, alienated plants and fruits, and the demand for alienated grains is not that urgent.
.
The ones who really need to worry are those with large populations, bases and large settlements. It is only a matter of time before all the people become supermen. They have already passed the most difficult stage. You can't just watch the food crisis approaching step by step and do nothing. Really?
It would be a lot of fun to fall into this kind of thing...
Ding Ding Dang Dang was busy in the kitchen for a long time, trying his best to cook out a few dishes. Lao Wang, who had been a slave for a long time, happily shouted to express his gratitude: "Little Miss, come down to eat, I made what you like to eat! You
Why don’t you call your family that guy?”
"Well... that..." Tai Xiaoyi's face turned a little red, "I stopped by to call her when I came down. Well... she said she couldn't come down and asked Teacher Cang to take her up to eat."
Li Cang took the food, gave Lao Wang a "you taste it yourself" look, and ran away.
Lao Wang was smacking and banging, and his expression was half confused and half demented, gradually distorting: "Grandpa, what do you mean? You big beast, what on earth do you mean! You are despicable!"
bedroom.
"What is Lao Wang barking again?"
"Oh, the broken-ridged dog is just barking~"
"Oh, man, it's so boring~"
"Oh, dolphin~" Li Cang slapped him and made the branches tremble: "Get up, let the keeper feed him!"
Li Laisi lay on a pile of quilts with half her face turned sideways, rolled her eyes, twisted her butt, and humped twice like a fat white maggot baby: "You have a bad attitude. You are a scumbag and you beat people up. Just now you called them a little kid."
Tiantian will become Mrs. Niu now?"
"You can't learn the little tea bag trick, so don't waste your efforts." Li Cang also rolled his eyes, "Mrs. Niu, right? Sister-in-law, please open your mouth quickly, the rice will be cold in a while!"
"Hey, you piece of shit..." Li Laixi clasped the sheet over Li Cang's head, "Gungungun, take it and cut out the stamps. I'll get annoyed when I see you!"
"Damn it, you're wearing clothes!"
"You don't know how to close the door?"
"Then do you still want to eat this meal?"
"Why not..." Li Leisi suddenly reacted and glanced sideways at Li Cang: "Don't use your vulgar jokes to criticize me!"
"I can handle all of these, but it's not a good idea to work with you."
"Both and each other, after all, we have been in the same boat ever since we wore crotchless pants."
"Young man, Comrade Daleizi, there is something in your words!"
"No, I will be in your hands for the rest of my life."
"I'm thinking this should be said the other way around, right?"
The frequency of Li Laixi's cooking gradually decreased, and finally she paused and said with a sad face: "You said Rao Qifang, who gave birth to a daughter who was well fed and raised for more than 20 years, gave some bad boys a few words to coax him away, and did laundry and cooking every day.
She is still being suppressed and causing harm with all her strength. No matter how big the loss is, she doesn't have a big heart. She is fine, so why do she still think that she has picked up a son?"
"How can you call it a disaster? Besides, when did you do the laundry and cook? You still think you have an extra daughter!"
"Then why don't you work harder and try to wear a cotton-padded jacket that doesn't look the same all year round?"
"..."
Li Cang was as silent as a cicada.
Oh~
How can you be so tough when you don't even lift your pants? I'm still twelve months old! I'm still twenty-four solar terms old! You, you, you are slandering!
The two of them stayed in the room until noon, when Li Laixi suddenly lost her face: "Hey, it hurts, ah, as a woman, you should get subsidies for high-risk jobs!"
"Damn it, don't move, the subsidy will come right now!"
Li Cang was scurrying around like a chicken flapping its wings, holding up his allowance and making gestures as if he was aiming to reach the lake. Li Laixi, who was wearing only her hair, almost pouted in anger.
"Go away! You're crazy, you straight man! Where can you compare!"
"No, why are you going?"
"wash!"
"What kind of monster can you be if you don't get wet?"
"Yesterday...I haven't washed it since last night...Oh, why don't you get out of here!"
The sun is high, but heroes are late.
The eight-legged dog attacked the two-legged chicken for the third time, and the few hairs left on its forehead declared its final dignity.
The chicken rush failed and I got 4 bags and 16 scratches on my head.
The newly weaned little wolf spider suddenly realized that his chances of winning today might not be great, because seniors such as Huahua, Miss Qiu, Goudan, etc. had already glanced at her with meaningful, dissatisfied and dangerous glances.
So the little wolf spider screamed and stumbled all the way back to Li Laisi's arms, drying its belly for a while, and peeking at the movement outside with its eyes every now and then.
All eyes turned back as if nothing had happened.
Huahua licked the rooster-like hen, whose feathers were not messed up at all, while Miss Qiu made a nest on the spot, put the reserved grain on her belly and waited for it to make a nest.
"Ang ang ang~"
The little wolf spider complained about unfair treatment, and its cry was pitiful and full of sadness. It was a vivid interpretation of the so-called dog fighting against human power.
"If you stew this thing, one person can eat two legs." Li Cang said: "The price-performance ratio is very high!"
"Hmm..." Lao Wang agreed.
The little bastard has been on the empty island for less than a month, and he has already shown his talent for house demolition. As for the so-called "lucky little gift" that the [Traveler] skill represents, they don't even see a hair on it.
"Don't scare Xiao Ha!" Li Leisheng snorted coldly: "Little Ha is so good, isn't he? He is so cute. Mommy loves you, don't you~"
Haha, the word Erha, the nickname is a household scholar.
Little Wolf Spider, like Squirrel Bai and Sonic Hedgehog, already has a name.
The countless innocent souls under Teacher Cang would most likely faint from crying in the bathroom if they knew that such a thing happened. If we were treated like this, we wouldn’t be counted directly into numbers without even showing our faces!
After a while of fluttering and being disliked, Li Laixi finally started to try to give the little thing some instructions such as "sit down", "stand up", "roll over", "pick it up" and "scream twice".
instructions.
The results were impressive, and the puppy ran away with its tail between its legs.
It can be seen that dogs understand human nature, but dogs do not necessarily understand humans.
However, in the evening, the little wolf spider suddenly appeared in everyone's sight together with a shabby oil paper bag. The thing was identified and there was a special explanation from the little coin boy...
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! [A large pack of well-preserved Yunnan-style stinky tofu mycelium/strain: The wolf spider 'Haha' was discovered while wandering away from home.
It thinks it is a rare treasure and takes it back to its owner's home]
Lao Wang: "Grass? When did it leave? There are no wild islands around here!"
Li Leisi was even more happy, her face turned red with excitement, and her beloved screamed wildly.
The young lady was in disbelief at first. She opened the paper bag and took a look. She was even happier than Li Lei: "This is the layer of mycelium on the surface of fermented tofu! This thing is so useful! The strains can determine the flavor of stinky tofu and hairy tofu.
!As important as Jiuqu!”
Li Cang: "..."
It's in the mouth!
The quality of the water determines the quality of the tofu. Now there is Wang's air water pump and insect nest water collecting function on the empty island. The Yunnan style stinky tofu seems to be worth looking forward to?
Lao Wang suddenly came to his senses and felt that the time had come to avenge him in the morning: "You evildoer, even if you raise a dog, you still know the Gu family. Look at you surnamed Li. You are not doing your job. All day long, you only have sex with some people.
Hu Di——”
Li Cang almost laughed out loud and said without raising his head or eyes: "Well, your criticism is good, please continue!"
"...Except...except...what else can I do besides scraping the land all day long? It's amazing how many rich people there are? Is it amazing how handsome you are? Let me tell you! I don't want to do what you do!"
"
Da Leizi then slowly lowered his head and continued to pet the dog, with a calm expression on his face.
"You, you, you!" Tai Xiaoyi tapped Lao Wang's forehead, dumbfounded: "By the way, how is the construction of the cold drying room you discussed last time?"
"It doesn't work..." Lao Wang said sternly: "It's okay to control the temperature of the insect nest at a higher temperature, but it's really difficult for them to reach sub-zero temperature. That's not the suitable survival temperature for the insect group. I'm going to make it smaller.
Add a few high-power refrigerators and fans, and it will only last for two or three days, since there is nothing to do anyway."
