Since Zhang Yuanmin debuted, he has repeatedly devised strange schemes.
But the most admirable thing about Zhang Yuanmin is that no matter the process or the result, Zhang Yuanmin can always convince everyone.
Today, in the guest house of Yongxing Brigade, Zhang Yuanmin once again impressed one of his old fans with his clever tricks and eloquence.
"Mr. Zhang!" Tao Fulin looked at Zhang Yuanmin, his cloudy old eyes sparkling slightly, and he praised: "I told you you could do it! I told you, I want to be twenty years younger... No, I will be ten years younger.
, I will carry a gun high and low and go into the mountains to fight with you!"
This is the truth, old man, he can do it!
Zhang Yuanmin is the kind of dog who can't hold two ounces of sesame oil in his belly. When someone praised him, his face blossomed, he smiled and clasped his fist at Tao Fulin and said: "Old man, thank you for that."
"Brother Zhang!" At this time, Tao Fei said to Zhang Yuanmin: "My father is too old to go, but I am young, so I will go with you!"
"Then you have to go!" Zhang Yuanmin said: "Tomorrow we will divide our troops into two groups. Tao Fei, you and I will go together. We will go over the mountain into Yuanzaozi Valley and drive the big bear out of the ditch!"
At this point, perhaps because Tao Fei was afraid, Zhang Yuanmin told him: "Tomorrow morning we will carry a sack with two bangs. When we enter the mountain, we will crash and hit nothing."
"Well, well." Tao Fei said with excitement: "That's it!"
Seeing that Tao Fei agreed, Zhang Yuanmin turned to Zhao Jun and said: "Brother, tomorrow you and Jie Chen will wait on the road. The car will be two miles away from the exit of Yuanzaozi Valley. When the leading dog starts to sound, you will release the dog. You can listen to the sound."
, wait until the dog traps the big bear, and then you drive over."
Don't tell me, what Zhang Yuanmin arranged is really like that!
Zhao Jun nodded slightly after hearing what he said. But what Zhao Jun thought in his heart was that he would be sure of the situation when the time comes. After all, it is not easy to trap such a big brown bear.
At this time, Tao Fei looked at Zhao Jun and Xie Chen, then at Zhang Yuanmin, and finally couldn't help but said: "Brother Zhang, how about I join Brother Jun and Brother Chen."
Young people like to be excited. Even if there is no chance for him to take action, he is still willing to fight the bear.
Zhang Yuanmin couldn't help but change his face when he heard this, and asked Tao Fei: "Can you drive?"
"That won't happen." Tao Fei added: "But after the harvest is over, I will also learn to drive!"
A car and a gun are both favorites of men. Tao Fei's family has no shortage of guns. He can shoot dozens of bullets every year. Now he has to learn to drive.
After hearing that Tao Fei said he couldn't drive, Zhang Yuanmin asked again: "Then you know how to beat a dog?"
Tao Fei frowned and said, "I don't know how to do this either."
"That's alright." Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Then just come with me."
"Ah?" Tao Fei was startled and asked quickly: "Brother Zhang, is it because I don't know anything that I follow you?"
"Haha." Zhang Yuanmin chuckled and said: "Okay, brother, the overall situation is more important. They are the main attack, and we are feinting. Without us, they can't defeat the Big Bear."
They just made a siege and figured out the overall situation.
But Tao Fei didn't listen, and just said: "Brother Zhang, just play a double blast, and you can play it yourself."
"Xiao Fei." At this time, Tao Fulin said to Tao Fei: "You go with your brother Zhang. Your brother Zhang is quite capable. You should learn more from him."
Although this old man is a novice in hunting, he can still behave well. Tao Fulin also understood that Zhang Yuanmin asked Tao Fei to come with him because he was afraid.
Although Zhang Yuanmin also knows that when the two bells explode, no matter how ferocious the beast is, it will have to retreat, but he has just experienced the battle between the bear and the tiger today, and he must be a little uneasy. Having someone with him can at least strengthen his courage.
His father spoke, and although Tao Fei was a little reluctant, he agreed.
The war is about to begin tomorrow, so Zhang Yuanmin and others hastily ended the meal on the pretext of recharging their energy.
Early the next morning, Zhao Jun got up at five o'clock, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he was the only one on the kang.
Zhao Jun got dressed and came out of the house and saw Zhang Yuanmin helping Li Wencai knead the steamed buns.
"Master Li, eldest brother." Zhao Jun greeted the two of them, and Li Wencai raised his head and smiled: "Master, are you up? There is hot water in the thermos bottle. You can wash your face."
"Hey." Zhao Jun responded, and then asked Zhang Yuanmin: "What did Xie Chen do?"
Zhang Yuanmin kneaded the steamed buns and said, "It's time to go to the latrine."
"Ah!" Zhao Jun nodded, then went to get a thermos bottle and pour water into the washbasin.
The hot water Li Wencai was talking about was the boiling water he had boiled when he got up early. Zhao Jun added a ladle of cold water to it. Just as he was about to wash his face, he heard the sound of the door opening, followed immediately by the shouts of Jie Chen.
"Brother Jun! Come out and take a look!"
When Zhao Jun heard this, he didn't bother to wash his face and asked hurriedly: "What's wrong?"
Jie Chen held the door with one hand and said to Zhao Jun with the other: "Go up to the kennel and take a look. The black tiger and the little bear are matched!"
As soon as Zhao Jun heard this, he walked out quickly. Zhang Yuanmin and Li Wencai all threw their buns on the chopping board and followed Zhao Jun.
There are really no entertainment activities these days, and young and old men all like to watch the excitement.
Ten seconds later, three heads popped up from the window of a shed. Zhao Jun, Li Wencai, and Jie Chen looked into the shed together.
This shed is made of corrugated wood. It was used by the Yongxing Brigade to store sundries in the past. It has windows for ventilation in the north and south, but it is just a square gap with no window frames or anything.
But the gap is quite high, about 1.7 meters above the ground. Zhao Jun and others can reach it, but Zhang Yuanmin cannot!
Before he could get close to him, he jumped up behind Zhao Jun and Jie Chen, wanting to find out.
At this time, in the shed, Black Tiger and Little Bear kissed me, Xiaohua, Qinglong, and Black Dragon were all watching the fun. The three of them were still young and didn’t know what Black Tiger and Little Bear were doing. They just wanted to go over and join in the fun.
But he was bitten back by the bear.
Now seeing Zhao Jun appear, although there was only one face, the three of them also ran to the bottom of the window and jumped up.
Zhao Jun and the others had just been watching for a while when the battle on the Black Tiger side ended. Zhang Yuanmin and Li Wencai went back to knead the steamed buns still unfinished, while Zhao Jun opened the shed door and let the five of them out for a walk.
As soon as the shed door opened, the green dragon and the black dragon came out in a flash, and they both jumped on Zhao Jun, followed by Xiao Hua, and then Little Bear.
There was only the black tiger, who was following behind the little bear, wagging his tail and humming.
But it is not charging at Zhao Jun, but at Little Bear.
"Brother Jun!" Jie Chen said playfully from the side: "We are fighting the big bear today, so we will use the bear whip to replenish the black tiger."
When Zhao Jun heard this, he glanced at the black tiger, thinking that this guy usually bites mountain animals, so it must have some shortcomings.
Or as the old saying goes, what you lack is what you are greedy for, and what you eat makes up for it.
Thinking of this, Zhao Jun nodded heavily and said: "Okay, give it some nourishment!"
The black tiger, who still doesn't know how lucky he is, is still trying to flatter the little bear behind his butt.
At this time, Jie Chen asked: "Brother Jun, what should you feed the dog today?"
"Isn't there some Heixiazi meat?" Zhao Jun said: "I'll go in and wash my face first, and you can cut some meat for them to eat. Don't give too much, just two pieces of meat for each dog. If you give too much, they won't be willing to do it today.
Alive."
"Hey!" Jie Chen responded and went into the house with Zhao Jun. Zhao Jun went to wash his face, while Jie Chen took the bear meat soaked in the basin outside the house and prepared to cut the meat and feed it to the dogs.
Just as Zhang Yuanmin and Li Wencai had put the steamed buns on the table, Zhang Yuanmin also came out to help Jiechen feed the dogs. They cut the large pieces of bear meat into the same strips as usual, and fed them to the little bears first, then to the black tigers, and then to the florets,
Green Dragon and Black Dragon.
When feeding the black tiger, Jie Chen asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, do you need to give the black tiger two more to replenish it?"
"No need!" Zhang Yuanmin explained to Jie Chen: "Today we go up the mountain to work like a blind bear. If you feed it enough, can it still work?"
As he spoke, Zhang Yuanmin stuffed the cut bear meat into Xiaohua's mouth, and then said to Jie Chen: "Your brother Jun asked me to feed a dog two pieces of meat. The dog couldn't eat enough, and he licked his mouth and tongue even before he had enough."
Yes, if you go into the mountains and see the big bear taking over, you will definitely have to croak and fuck!"
"Ah!" Jie Chen suddenly realized, so he handed the bear meat strips in his hand to the black tiger. The moment the black tiger bit the meat strips, he shook his head and snatched the meat away. He had been waiting for a long time, and the two of them were grinding.
No meat is given to those who chirp.
But after the meat stick reached his mouth, the black tiger did not eat or swallow it, but came in front of the little bear.
The little bear who was eating meat glanced at the black tiger with the meat in his mouth. He was a little panicked. The little bear was afraid that the big black lame would be ruthless and steal his meat.
Black Tiger can do it!
Therefore, the little bear raised its head, and as the strips of meat were tossed upward, they were all swallowed into the little bear's mouth, swallowing it without even chewing.
But to the little bear's surprise, the black tiger opened its mouth, and the piece of bear meat between its teeth fell to the ground. Then the black tiger punched the ground with its mouth, causing its nose to push the meat in front of the little bear.
The little bear was stunned!
When he saw the meat appearing under his chin, the little bear lowered his head suddenly and bit into the meat.
However, although the little bear bit the meat, it did not raise its head or eat the meat. Instead, it touched its mouth to the ground and looked at the black tiger standing beside it with squinting eyes.
When the little bear looked at him, the black tiger didn't care what the little bear looked at. He lowered his front body, raised his back body, and stretched himself like a dog, sticking his butt high and wagging his tail fiercely. p>
Immediately afterwards, the black tiger lowered its buttocks, pulled it forward, pushed its body along the way, and put its mouth towards the little bear's neck.
At this moment, the little bear released his bite of the bear meat strips, turned around and took two bites!
"Woof! Woof!" The bear's two bites were in the air, but they were less than two centimeters away from the black tiger's dog face.
Black Tiger was stunned!
Shouldn’t it be men who changed their attitude afterward?
Seeing that the black tiger had stopped moving, the little bear suddenly turned his head, pressed his lips against the bear meat strips, looked at the black tiger sideways, and then grinned and bared his teeth and made a roaring sound.
This unfriendly and unfriendly voice woke up the black tiger, and it couldn't believe its own dog eyes.
Suddenly, the black tiger, who was originally on the left side of the little bear, jumped directly in front of the little bear. He lifted his body up like a horse's hair, kicked his two front paws in the air, and then pulled his neck and shouted:
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
The little bear was startled and hurriedly raised his head. But at this moment, the black tiger jumped to the right of the little bear again, shaking his head and barking.
The little bear turned his head and stared at it blankly. The next second, the black tiger jumped behind the little bear. The little bear was so surprised that he didn't even want the bear meat strips and turned around hurriedly.
You have to replace it with scolding people rather than people. This black tiger is not even a dog. It bites its prey in immoral places. The little bear is afraid that it will take a bite of itself.
But the little bear was obviously worried, and the black tiger immediately jumped back to the right side of the little bear, but this time he sat there, making a chirping sound from his mouth.
This is a huge grievance!
The little bear glanced at the black tiger, then turned around and pressed his mouth against the meat stick, but still made a protesting sound between his lips and teeth. When the black tiger didn't move, the little bear picked up the meat stick given by the black tiger and ate it deliciously.<
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During this process, Black Tiger looked at the little bear eagerly and whispered in his mouth.
People have human speech, and animals have animal speech.
Black Tiger should have expressed his heartfelt feelings and grievances to Little Bear, but Little Bear ignored him at all.
After finishing the meat given by the black tiger, the little bear waggled its tail and trotted up to Jie Chen.
The little bear's appetite is not as big as that of the black tiger, but it usually has to eat five or six strips of meat of such a large size. How can only two of them be enough?
These days, Jie Chen is living at Zhao Jun's house, and Xiao Xiong has a better relationship with him than with Zhang Yuanmin.
But no matter how good the relationship was, Jie Chen didn't give it to him. Instead, he looked at Zhang Yuanmin and asked, "Brother Zhang, can you give it to the little bear?"
Zhao Jun said that one dog was given two pieces of meat to eat. Now the little bear has eaten two pieces of meat, but its second piece of meat was given by the black tiger. Jie Chen doesn't know what to do?
Should I give the little bear another piece of meat, or should I stop giving it?
"Don't give it to it." Zhang Yuanmin gave the answer and said: "Just eat two of them. You can cut two more for the black tiger, and I will release the six dogs."
At this time, there were six dogs locked up in another shed.
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Rhubarb, white dragon, big fat, three fat, tabby cat, tabby wolf, these six dogs have been scratching at the door and wooden wall of the shed since they saw Zhao Jun coming out just now.
When Zhang Yuanmin opened the door of the shed, six dogs filed out and headed straight for Jiechen.
Without Zhao Jun, they only care about meat!
Because he didn't get the meat, the little bear stayed in front of Jie Chen and didn't leave. If it didn't leave, the black tiger wouldn't leave.
But after Jiechen gave Black Tiger a piece of meat, Black Tiger threw the meat at the feet of the little bear.
When Jie Chen saw that this was not going to work, he wanted to bend down and pick up the meat, but before the little bear could make a move, the black tiger bared his teeth and made a roaring sound.
It wants to protect its own goddess!
Jie Chen was startled and did not dare to take action at that time. He was afraid that what if the black tiger really bites his hand?
But when Jiechen stopped, he only heard two fierce dog barks!
"Woof! Woof!"
This frightened Jie Chen, but when he saw it, he was happy!
It turns out that the little bear bit the black tiger twice!
The little bear that lowered its head just now didn't look at Jie Chen who was about to snatch its meat. It heard the black tiger calling and thought that the black tiger was threatening it and not letting it eat the meat.
Dogs are so innocent. Little Bear doesn’t care if you gave me this meat. Anyway, if you want to snatch it from me, I will bite you!
After being bitten by the little bear, the black tiger quickly turned his head and looked in the direction of the shed. At this time, the little bear bit him in the face, but he did not move.
But as Zhang Yuanmin opened the shed, the six dogs came straight towards Jiechen. The black tiger subconsciously stepped forward and stood in front of the little bear eating meat, barking wildly at the leading white dragon.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
The white dragon was startled, then it seemed to remember something, and rushed towards the black tiger, and the two dogs fought each other instantly!