In rural areas these days, all men have nicknames, and everyone’s nicknames are basically not positive.
Needless to say, it goes without saying that like Ergudong, these two simple words describe Zhao Youcai's behavior. And like the old gunner Yang Xiazi, he is not blind at all. Instead, he got such a nickname because of his good marksmanship.
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And Widow Wang, if it were placed a few decades later, wouldn’t she be an absolute piece of meat?
So there was no suitable soil for them to take root in the countryside at that time. On the contrary, the nickname Big Crotch made people feel catchy and full of fun.
Zhang Yuanmin was stunned for a moment. When he turned around and looked around, he couldn't help but frown. Zhang Yuanmin didn't even recognize the person who just called him a nickname!
Okay, the name has really spread!
Zhang Yuanmin frowned and looked at the man. He felt that the man was about the same age as himself, so he asked: "Brother, have we ever dealt with each other before?"
"Why did you forget?" The man smiled at Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Before spring, why don't we just sit down and work together?"
Zhang Yuanmin was startled when he heard this, and immediately realized that this man should be his coworker when he was working in the 77 Leng factory, but he was definitely not from his shack, otherwise he should be acquainted with him.
Zhang Yuanmin didn't know this person, but this person recognized Zhang Yuanmin.
Although Zhang Yuanmin only worked in Lengchang for three days, those three days were simply a legend.
In those three days, Zhang Yuanmin finally managed to destroy Du Chunjiang's Lengchang.
During those three days, the name Zhang Yuanmin was called by the people in Lengchang also changed day by day, from Big Crotch before killing the bear to Big Brother Zhang after killing the bear.
It wasn't until Zhang Yuanmin was repaired by his wife that she forcibly took him home. The tenants in Lengchang were divided into two groups. Those who lived in the same house with Zhang Yuanmin were impressed by Zhang Yuanmin's "smartness" and still called him
For Brother Zhang.
And the people in the other shack called him Big Crotch again.
The man Huang Gui brought here was a tenant from another shack. And he not only knew Zhang Yuanmin, he also knew Zhao Jun.
I saw this man reaching out to Zhao Jun and said: "Technician Zhao, I heard Brother Huang say you come, so I came back as soon as possible!"
"Ah...haha." Although he didn't know him, Zhao Jun still smiled and shook hands with this person.
At this time, Huang Gui also saw it. He was afraid of embarrassing both parties, so he introduced the man to Zhao Jun and said: "This is Xiao Hu, just leave it in our front yard."
"Hu Jia Bao." When the man let go of Zhao Jun, he followed Huang Gui's words and announced his family name.
Huang Guize continued to introduce another person, saying: "This is my brother-in-law Jiang Weifeng."
Jiang Weifeng has a round face and a smiling face. After being introduced by Huang Gui, he stepped forward to shake hands with Zhao Jun and said: "Little brother, you are welcome to come home."
Zhao Jun thanked him, and Zhang Yuanmin and Jie Chen all greeted Jiang Weifeng politely. Then, Huang Guicai pointed to the last person and said to Zhao Jun: "This is my brother Li Song."
Li Song shook Zhao Jun's hand and said with a smile: "I always hear the old man talking about you, but today I can see you."
Huang Gui said they were brothers, but in fact they were sworn brothers and good buddies. After everyone got to know each other, Zhao Jun and the others sat down on the kang, while Song Lan took his two sons out to make tea and water.
Several people lit cigarettes, and Huang Gui said to Zhao Jun across the kang table: "Brother, today is your first time at home, and I wanted to arrange for someone to kill a donkey for you. As a result, that damn donkey... let someone borrow it
Gone."
"Ah?" Hearing Huang Gui say that he wanted to kill the donkey again, Zhao Jun frowned and said hurriedly: "Brother, didn't we already agree when we set up Yongsheng's farm? We can't kill donkeys, so what kind of donkeys should we kill?
Yeah?"
Huang Gui waved his hand and said: "Brother, this donkey must be killed. Wherever I tell you, I have to do it."
At this point, Huang Gui was afraid that Zhao Jun would misunderstand that he was being hypocritical, so he pointed at Jiang Weifeng and said, "Brother Jiang, he lent the donkey out!"
Jiang Weifeng smiled when he heard this and said to Huang Gui: "I didn't know you were coming back today."
After saying that, Jiang Weifeng turned to Zhao Jun again and said: "Today in the west courtyard of my house, the old Xue family saw me driving back and told me that they couldn't even save the Acanthopanax and poles they cut in the mountains.
Old and young, they told me they wanted to borrow a donkey and a trap to pull them back, so I borrowed it from them."
Acanthopanax can be used as medicine all over the body, and after winter, people in the forest area will go into the mountains to cut off the eleuthero poles and tie them into bundles, and then transport them home to boil them into acanthopanax ointment in small aluminum pots. p>
This Acanthopanax ointment can be taken down the mountain and sold for money. Although it is not very valuable, it can always supplement the family income.
Jiang Weifeng and Xue Jinyi are neighbors. Although the two families are not in the same situation as the Zhao and Li families, their relationship is quite good.
And the animal was very useful, so Xue Jinyi and his wife opened their mouths and Jiang Weifeng couldn't refuse.
He didn't even think that Huang Gui could come back from all the ancestors in Lingxi and kill donkeys for them.
"Brother Jiang!" Zhao Jun raised his hand to Jiang Weifeng, interrupted Jiang Weifeng's words, and said with a smile: "Don't listen to my brother, what kind of donkey are you killing? Kill the donkey?"
"Why not kill?" After hearing what Zhao Jun said, Huang Gui became anxious, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Zhao Jun waved his hand at him.
After stopping Huang Gui, Zhao Jun said to Jie Chen: "Jie Chen, there is a roe deer in our car. You go and trim it down and let my sister-in-law pick it up."
"Hey!" Jie Chen agreed, got up and went out. When he saw that he was about to leave the house, Song Lan, who was outside the house, hurriedly called Guofu, and Minqiang followed him out.
"Are you still hunting roe deer?" At this time, Li Song pinched the cigarette butt, looked at Huang Gui in surprise, and asked: "Old piss, when did you hit the roe deer?"
"I wasn't the one who beat him, he was caught by my brother's family." Huang Gui raised his hand and pointed to Zhao Jun and said to Li Song: "My brother is here to help me drag the dog. Today he led a group of dogs to my house.
As soon as the field is gone, the dog goes out and the roe deer pins it down!"
"Ouch!" Li Song was even more surprised when he heard this. He looked at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, what kind of dog is yours? Can you still catch a roe deer at this time?"
"That's right!" Li Song reminded Huang Gui, and then Huang Gui remembered that now is not the time for dogs to chase roe deer. How did Zhao Jun's dog do it?
Seeing Huang Gui, Li Song all looked at him. Zhao Jun smiled faintly and said, "I have a dog who knows how to intercept battles."
Huang Gui's eyes lit up when he heard this. He knew that if a hunting dog could intercept, it would be of great help to the hunter during the hunt.
"Which dog?" Huang Gui couldn't help but ask Zhao Jun. After all, such dogs are too rare.
"Just the black dog." Zhao Jun replied first, but when he thought about having two black dogs at home, he added: "The big one."
In fact, Erhei is not small, but compared with Black Tiger, it is two times smaller. So Zhao Jun thought that Huang Gui would be able to tell the difference clearly if he said this.
"Ah!" Sure enough, Huang Gui said without hesitation: "I'm lame."
"Who are you saying is lame?" At this time, Song Lan came in with soft dates and mountain grapes. When she put the plates on the Kang table, she said to Huang Gui: "Aren't our legs healed? We're not lame.
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Normally, Song Lan would have put down the food and left without saying a word. But when Huang Gui injured his leg before, not only was he depressed, but many people in the village also talked about Huang Lao's urination.
Became a yellow cripple.
For this reason, Song Lan often quarreled with the villagers. At the same time, she also took Huang Gui to see a doctor again and again. When the treatment did not work the first few times, Huang Gui was still impatient and even gave up on himself.
Now that Huang Gui's leg has been cured, it's no big deal when he goes up the mountain, but he still reacts when it's cloudy and rainy. Walking and rock climbing are fine, but he can't carry heavy objects.
There were discussions in the village about this. But Song Lan was quite content, and was just afraid that Huang Gui would become depressed again. So when she heard Huang Gui mention the word "cripple", Song Lan, who didn't hear the previous words clearly, was afraid
Huang Gui was mocking himself, so he answered that sentence.
Huang Gui was stunned by what Song Lan said, and then he realized what he was saying and shouted: "Go to the other side! What are you talking about, ladies?"
Everyone in Huang Gui's family knew what kind of temper he had, especially Jiang Weifeng, his brother-in-law. He quickly reached out to stop Huang Gui, and then said to Song Lan: "Sister-in-law, my eldest brother didn't talk about himself, he said he was a dog.
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"Ah, dog!" Song Lan didn't care about Huang Gui, but when she heard that Huang Gui was talking about dogs, she seemed to remember something and asked Huang Gui: "Does our dog need to be fed?"<
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When Huang Gui heard this, he looked at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, do you want to feed me?"
"No need." Zhao Jun responded: "Aren't you going to feed me in the morning?"
Dogs in rural areas generally eat one meal a day. For example, if a dog needs to be hunted, he should eat half full before going up the mountain.
Before leaving home today, Zhao Jun and the others did not prepare for a siege, so they fed the dog quite well.
As for what Huang Gui asked Zhao Jun just now, it was only because Zhao Jun was a guest, and the guest also brought many dogs.
When Zhao Jun said no, Huang Gui said to Song Lan: "You don't need to feed the dog, just prepare a few more dishes."
"Hey!" Song Lan agreed with a smile, then pointed to the soft dates and mountain grapes on the table, and said to Zhao Jun and others: "Brother, eat some of this first, sister-in-law will cook now."
After saying that, Song Lan walked out the door.
Looking at her back, Zhao Jun suddenly realized that every family has its own way of getting along with each other. Like the Huang Gui couple, Huang Gui has a bad temper, but Song Lan is not the same as him. More importantly, regardless of Huang Gui
Song Lan didn't even take it seriously.
At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin glanced sideways at Huang Gui, and couldn't help but think to himself: "Look at this old man leaving home, he can do whatever he wants! Look at my house, what the hell should I say, she has
Eight hundred sentences are waiting to deal with me!"
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While this group of people were drinking tea and chatting, thirty miles west of Huang Gui's house, on top of a ditch and pond, a couple were carrying down an eleuthero pole with gloves.
These two couples, the man's name is Xue Jinyi and the woman's name is Li Hongxia, are the neighbors of Jiang Weifeng's family, the old Xue family who Jiang Weifeng said borrowed the donkey.
"Boss Xue." Li Hongxia, who was working, suddenly straightened up, raised her hand and pointed to the slope not far away, and called to Xue Jinyi: "Go up to the top and fix them as well."
As she spoke, Li Hongxia stretched out her hand and gestured in front of her, saying: "I can do this myself."
Xue Jinyi agreed and walked up. The couple had cut a lot of eleuthero poles before, but because they could not transport them, they kept throwing them on the mountain.
Xue Jinyi walked up about ten meters, and Mao lowered his waist and began to sort out the Acanthopanax poles.
And at this moment, behind three side-by-side pine trees four or five meters away from him, a cannon egg was lying there making trouble.
This big wild boar was the one that was chased away by the Zhao Dog Gang. During the battle with the dog gang, the cannon egg was almost uninjured. Only the egg was bitten and pulled three times by the black tiger. p>
Although he has long been freed from the entanglement of the dog gang, Cannon Egg feels like his egg skin is burning and painful. As for the pain of Egg Seed, Cannon Egg cannot describe it. It has not been an easy road for it to grow up to this size, but this kind of
It hurts, it’s my first time to experience it!
As time went by, the pain not only did not disappear, but intensified. At this time, Cannon Egg felt that the gun attached to the egg hurt, and his stomach was throbbing with pain.
It wanted to try to lick the wound, but it couldn't reach it. It had no choice but to lie down under the pine tree and take a breath.
This egg has been lying here for nearly an hour, during which time it smelled the smell of the same kind in the air. And it can tell that there is the smell of the opposite sex among the same kind.
Normally, when a large solitary man joins a herd, he may conflict with other boars in order to compete for mates. But isn’t there a saying that strength is not a loss.
This cannon egg weighs more than 700 kilograms. Apart from beings on the level of Pig God, who can it be afraid of?
According to its original plan, it was to find a group of pigs to join in today. But at this time, Cannon Egg had no hope at all.
It feels like it is 80% useless!
Just when it was fussing, there was a sudden sound from behind its buttocks. It felt the pain from the balls, the gun, and the cannonballs. It subconsciously thought that the hateful black cripple would come from behind again.
My head jumped out.
Paozaozi stood up and looked back, only to see Xue Jingui, wearing a black cotton-padded jacket, working hard not far away.
How could Paozao know what Xue Jinyi was doing? At this moment, it thought that this man was just like the big black cripple, trying to attack his back.
Paozao, who was holding his breath, jumped out from behind the tree and rushed towards Xue Jinyi!
Xue Jinyi was busy working when he suddenly heard a noise and looked up. He was frightened out of his wits!
Xue Jinyi saw such a big wild boar for the first time in his life, and when he saw the cannon eggs, the cannon eggs were less than one meter away from him.
Xue Jinyi didn't even have time to turn around, and he stood up in the air.
At the same time, Li Hongxia, who was working below, felt her back was sore, so she raised her body and prepared to straighten her back.
And when Li Hongxia raised her arm again, preparing to wipe the sweat from her forehead with her sleeve, she saw a person rising from the ground in front of her.
"Huh?" Li Hongxia was stunned, and she had the illusion that she was dreaming. She was still thinking: "Then he is not my man? How can he fly?"
Xue Jinyi fell from the sky immediately, and then he shouted. Li Hongxia, who heard the scream, jumped up and ran up!