Chapter 721. Dedicated to killing Donkey Huang Lao Pi
As the wild boar grows older, its tusks will gradually become curved.
The 700-pound wild boar has tusks like crescent moons. When it raised Xue Jinyi from the front, it mainly used its snout, and the tusks did not hurt anyone.
When Xue Jinyi stood up in the air, he was still confused. But when he fell down, Xue Jinyi finally came back to his senses!
Although he didn’t know how such a thing could happen to him, Xue Jinyi’s first reaction was: shout.
For such a big person, when doing free fall, the falling speed is quite fast!
In addition, when Xue Jinyi fell in mid-air, his hands and legs danced, causing his whole person to be slapped on the ground.
In the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team", there is this line: big cotton-padded jacket, second-cotton trousers, sheepskin inside, wrapped in cloth outside...
Then, the king of sketches added: "This is what I call labor protection!"
When Zhao Jun came to Lingnan, he wore large cotton monkeys, cotton shoes, and even felt socks, felt insoles, and cotton handbags. This belongs to labor protection, referred to as labor insurance.
At this time, Xue Jinyi was wearing a black thin cotton-padded jacket and military green large cotton trousers.
If you wear thick clothes, you can bear the fall!
Coupled with the fact that there was snow on the mountain, Xue Jinyi was not seriously harmed by the fall. However, Xue Jinyi was shaken by the fall. He suddenly raised his head and felt that his eyes were in a trance.
Ghosting.
And at this moment, Xue Jinyi felt his body flicker again, and he stood up in the air again.
At this time, Li Fengxia has arrived.
At first glance, it looked like such a big wild boar. Its body was bigger than the donkey that the couple borrowed from Jiang Weifeng. The mane on its back was exploding, and white gas was spurting out from between its mouth and nose.
Li Fengxia was shocked for a moment, but when she was stunned for a moment, her man went to heaven again!
Although the ladies from the Northeast are great at home, it is true that they love men. When Li Fengxia came to her senses, she was bound to save Xue Jinyi.
Li Fengxia is not reckless. She knows that facing such a big wild boar, it is useless to rush in. Moreover, like mountain hunters and mountain herders, they all know some survival skills in the mountains and forests.
Therefore, Li Fengxia's first reaction was to hit the tree with something, trying to make a sound to scare away the wild boars.
But today she came to prick the Acanthopanax pole, and the couple brought only two sickles in total, and Li Fengxia still threw the sickle down. At this time, her hands were empty, and in desperation she shouted at the wild boar: "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
!Roar..."
When the wild boar heard the sound, it turned around and ran straight towards Li Fengxia. Li Fengxia nimbly hid behind a tree, and the wild boar rushed down the slope.
Li Fengxia didn't care whether the wild boar would come back or not, and ran towards Xue Jinyi with large strides.
Xue Jinyi fell from the sky again. When Li Fengxia came closer, she saw that Xue Jinyi was sweating profusely, his eyes were tightly closed, his mouth was open, and a humming sound came from his throat.
"It's broken!" Li Fengxia quickly knelt on the ground, reached out to pick up Xue Jinyi's head, patted his face with one hand, and called out urgently: "Boss Xue! Boss Xue!"
Xue Jinyi groaned twice, seemed to have difficulty opening his eyelids, looked at Li Fengxia and said: "My ribs hurt!"
"Ah?" Li Fengxia was shocked when she heard this, because the ribs that Xue Jinyi said were ribs, so she continued: "Go and chop me a stick, I have to lean on it."
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Just when Xue Jinyi was in agony, a group of people sat together at Huang Gui's house in Qiaotou Village and were talking about the cannon egg.
This topic was brought up by Huang Gui. When he was on the mountain, Huang Gui looked at the footprints left by the cannon egg in the snow. The big hoof scabs were really as good as those of an old cow.
Huang Gui concluded at that time that the wild boar must weigh more than 500 kilograms.
Then Huang Gui said that the dogs of Zhao Jun's family were able to escape from such a big wild boar, which showed that these dogs were not ordinary tough. If people had not been able to catch up, the wild boar might not have been able to escape with his life. As soon as Huang Gui finished speaking, Zhang Yuanmin continued, praising him that the dogs of brother Zhao Jun were really powerful and could tear apart Siberian leopards and fight bear kings.
Then, Zhang Yuanmin told the group of people the story of how he planned to kill the bear bully. Huang Gui and others were dumbfounded and admired.
Even Song Lan, Guofu and Minqiang who were picking roe deer in the outer room couldn't help but stop what they were doing and listened to the sounds coming from the house.
After telling a short story, everyone was still satisfied with what they heard. Li Song couldn't help but ask: "Where is there such a big bear? I have never seen it in my forty years of life."
"It's true!" Before Zhang Yuanmin could say anything, Huang Gui said: "My brothers at Zhao Jun's house were so bold when they saw that bear."
As he spoke, Huang Gui spread his hands away from each other and gestured, "He's such a boss!"
"Oh my God!" Everyone was even more surprised, and Zhang Yuanmin laughed: "My brother killed the pig god, killed the bear tyrant, captured the tiger alive, and shocked China..."
His narcotics were adapted from the commentary in "Three Kingdoms", which praised the Second Lord Guan for beheading Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou... flooded the Seventh Army and shocked China.
As for this storytelling, Li Ruhai listened to it in the forest farm cafeteria and told it to him when he went back. According to Zhang Yuanmin, this was an exchange between their intellectuals.
Zhao Jun was very dismissive of his rhetoric. These two people, one dropped out of the first grade of elementary school and the other dropped out of the first grade of junior high school, and yet they have become intellectuals?
I miss him Zhao Jun, he studied for nine days in the first semester of junior high school, and he has a higher education than Li Ruhai!
But in terms of vernacular, Zhao Jun can't even compare to Zhang Yuanmin. At this time, Zhang Yuanmin finished praising Zhao Jun, then turned back and patted his chest, and then said: "There is also me, Lao Zhang..."
At this point, Zhang Yuanmin pointed out the window with his backhand and continued: "He is also the unobstructed man. In just this year, my brother and I stabbed, chopped with axes, and shot to kill black bears in the mountains.
More than ten heads!"
Zhang Yuanmin's words made the eyes of the people across from him widen even more. At this moment, Hu Jiabao suddenly answered: "Brother, this guy is not blind. All of us who work in Lengchang know that he clicks."
Stab to death by that black blind man!"
"Really? Oh my god!" Li Song glanced at Zhang Yuanmin in great surprise, then turned to Huang Gui and said: "Old piss, you always say that you are good at hunting with a knife, how can you kill a black blind man with a knife?
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"Go away!" Huang Gui scolded Li Song, then turned to Zhang Yuanmin and asked: "Brother Zhang, how can you kill a blind man like this?"
Huang Gui's question made Zhang Yuanmin stunned for a moment. He couldn't just say that the black blind man chased me away and was paralyzed by a horse-drawn log, right?
Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin didn't speak, Huang Gui hurriedly said: "That thing is too evil. I once used the gun to break the waist of the black blind man. I looked at it and saw that it was lying there, and it couldn't be lifted up. I thought about it.
It's a knife.
Huh? What the hell are you saying, when I went over with the knife, it was grabbed by my knife, and it was almost impossible for me to take it into my arms!"
"Oh my god!" Li Song pouted at the side, pointed at Huang Gui and Zhang Yuanmin and said with a smile: "You said that this tiger is like a piggybacker, he dares to do anything. At that time, I was watching the black blind man.
He gave me a jerk, which scared me so much that I pulled my neck and screamed!"
"Haha." Hearing Li Song scold Huang Gui, Zhang Yuanmin laughed twice, but there was no trace of ridicule in his laughter, because Yang Yufeng always scolded him like this at home.
While several people were talking and laughing, Jie Chen put his face next to Zhao Jun's ear, then turned his head and faced Huang Gui and others. While pretending to look at the paintings on the kang cabinet, he moved his lips slightly and asked Zhao
Jun said: "When did my brother Zhang deal with so many blind men?"
After saying that, Jie Chen turned back and instantly put a smile on his face.
Zhao Jun leaned toward Jie Chen, raised his hand and touched his nose with the back of his hand, covered his mouth and whispered: "He stabbed one to death with a knife, and I beat the rest."
"Ah..." Jie Chen understood. No wonder Zhang Yuanmin said that he and his brother stabbed, chopped with axes, and beat with guns. The two of them... killed more than ten black blind men. What he said was really not a lie. At this time, Huang Gui asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, look at tomorrow... what will we do?"
"Brother!" Zhao Jun laughed when he heard this: "You are the eldest brother, and this is your territory. You have the final say."
Zhao Jun is here to help Huang Gui drag dogs. No matter how he fights with dogs, the dogs brought by Zhao Jun are the main force.
But one thing is that Zhao Jun is not familiar with this mountain farm. Where there are many prey and where is suitable for dog hunting, he still has to listen to Huang Gui.
But no matter what happened, Zhao Jun’s words just now made people feel particularly comfortable listening to them.
"Then let's go to the old pigsty." Huang Gui laughed and explained to Zhao Jun: "We have a place here, a small dustpan patch on the hillside, where cats and pigs live every year." p>
"Okay!" Zhao Jun nodded with a smile and said, "We all listen to you. When we go to the mountains tomorrow, we will do whatever you say!"
When these gangsters got together, they had endless things to talk about. While they were chatting, Song Lan was cooking in the outer room.
She is not as capable as Wang Meilan, and the Huang Gui family does not have the conditions of the Zhao Jun family. Song Lan simply puts the roe deer meat and liver into the pot and cooks it.
When the offal is cooked first, scoop it out, wash it, cut it into slices and keep it for cooking.
When the meat is cooked, part of it is braised in red sauce, and part of it is sliced and plated. There is no need to say anything about the braised meat, and the meat is sliced and plated. Northeastern people either dip it in minced garlic or dip it in soybean paste.
At this time, the room had been set aside and Zhao Jun and others were sitting around the table. On the table were lunch meat, canned fish, peanuts and boiled roe deer meat.
A group of men were drinking and chatting while Song Lan, who was outside the room, was taking braised roe deer meat out of a pot.
At this moment, the door to her house was suddenly pulled open, and a cold wind rushed in.
"Sister!" Song Lan turned around and said hurriedly: "Come on, come in quickly!"
"Sister-in-law." The visitor is none other than Huang Gui's sister, Jiang Weifeng's daughter-in-law Huang Yan.
Listening to the men talking and laughing from the back room, Song Lan asked Huang Yan: "Sister, what are you doing here?"
Huang Gui went to Huang Yan's house to get the donkey, but he didn't bring it back. Instead, he brought Jiang Weifeng. In this way, Huang Yan naturally knew that guests were coming to Huang Gui's house, and also knew that Jiang Weifeng would be eating here tonight.
Huang Yan didn't come with her at that time, which means Huang Yan won't come to eat this meal. So if she comes now, she must have something, and it's urgent.
Huang Yan nodded and asked Song Lando in a low voice: "Where is my brother's house?"
Song Lan knew at a glance that Huang Yan was in a hurry, so she picked up the plate of braised roe deer meat, nodded to Huang Yan and walked into the back room.
"Come!" Song Lan brought the plate to the table and said to everyone with a smile: "Eat while it's hot."
Then, Song Lan looked at Zhao Jun again and said with a smile: "Brother, if you don't drink, you can eat more meat."
Zhao Jun responded with a smile, but at this moment he heard Song Lan say to Huang Gui: "Old Huang, our sister is here."
"Huh?" Huang Gui and Jiang Weifeng were both startled. Huang Gui took a glass of wine and looked at the door, only to see Huang Yan coming in.
"Brother." Huang Yan first called Huang Gui brother, then swept the table and nodded to Zhao Jun and others whom she did not recognize.
Huang Gui frowned, looked at Huang Yan and asked, "What's wrong?"
And Jiang Weifeng got up and walked towards Huang Yan. They all knew that since Huang Yan came here at this time, there must be something important! There were no elderly people in their family, so Huang Gui, his wife and Jiang Weifeng were afraid that something might happen to their children.
Huang Yan did not speak to Jiang Weifeng, but said to Huang Gui: "Brother, that...the old Jiang family couple is back."
"Ah...huh?" Huang Gui was a little confused at first, thinking whether the old Jiang family and his wife would come back would have anything to do with me, but he suddenly remembered something and asked anxiously: "Am I a donkey?"
"Brother, don't worry." Huang Gui looked anxious, Huang Yan was a little scared, and said hurriedly: "The donkey is fine, but they drove it to Beitun."
"Going to Beitun?" Huang Gui put down his wine glass on the table and said anxiously: "Driving my donkey to pull the Acanthopanax pole, what the hell is he going to do when he goes to Beitun?"
"Hiss..." Song Lan saw that Jiang Weifeng, who had lent the donkey, was a little embarrassed. He frowned and stopped Huang Gui and said, "Don't be upset, just listen to what my sister has to say."
"Why don't you be angry?" Huang Gui said angrily: "Hurry up and ask him to bring me the donkey back? I have to kill the donkey for my brother tomorrow!"
"Brother!" After hearing Huang Gui's words, Zhao Jun hurriedly advised: "Why kill a donkey? There are so many vegetables, and we are not short of food!"
"That won't work!" Huang Gui glared anxiously, turned to Huang Yan and shouted: "Hurry up and ask him to bring the donkey back to me. Don't let me go to him!"
"Big brother!" These siblings grew up together. Huang Yan is now a mother, and she is also afraid of Huang Gui.
At this time, Huang Yan had the courage to say to Huang Gui: "Well...the couple didn't do it on purpose. Otherwise, Boss Xue went up the mountain to stick an eleuthero pole and let a cannon egg be picked for him." p>
"Ah?" Everyone was shocked when they heard this. Jiang Weifeng, who was next to Huang Yan, asked: "What kind of choice?"
"The rib fan seems to have been broken by Paozao." Huang Yan said to Huang Gui: "Isn't that right? Boss Xue rushed back and went to the south of the village, where he met Xu Congmao and his wife.
Xu Congmao saw that Boss Xue could hardly move, so he helped lure the couple to go to Beitun to find the old doctor Wu. After that, Boss Xue specially asked Xu Congmao's wife to come to my house to deliver a message.
I may not be able to come back tonight, but no matter what, his wife will feed the donkey tomorrow morning and send it back to you."
"Ah..." Although Huang Gui has a bad temper, he has a good character. As soon as he heard that someone was injured, his anger subsided instantly. At this time, he just waved to Huang Yan and said: "That's okay, tomorrow
Just send it back to me."
At this point, Huang Gui added: "Tell her, there is no need to feed the donkey to me. It just has empty intestines. I will kill it tomorrow."
"Brother!" Zhao Jun stretched out his hand to hold Huang Gui's forearm and said with a wry smile: "Why do you always think about killing the donkey?"
With that said, Zhao Jun turned his hand and gestured to Huang Yan, saying: "My sister is here, we can't go to that old Xue's house...ask him where he was picked. When it's over, let's go over and beat that cannon egg."