Chapter 152: The days when I was recuperating in the Hou Mansion (4)
Donglong~Donglong~
A soul-stirring rumble of drums from outside reached the Linhuai Marquis Mansion, exploding like spring thunder. It felt like the gods had swung a drumstick as thick as a mountain peak and slammed the drum head as wide as a lake.
.
With the rumbling drums, the windows trembled.
"Long live, long live, long live..."
You can still vaguely hear the sound of the mountain shouting "Long Live the Mountain".
"What's going on outside?" Zhu Pingan put down "The Art of War" in his hand and looked up out of the window in confusion.
"Uncle~Uncle~, the emperor is giving amnesty to the whole world outside. I heard that the emperor is here in person. All the prisoners in the capital have been released. It is very crowded outside. Many people have gone to see it." Baozi's little maid Hua'er Magpie
General trotted in from the outside holding the hem of his skirt, chirping.
It’s really a general amnesty for the whole world!
Although Zhu Ping'an knew before that Emperor Jiajing wanted to grant amnesty to the world, after all, the boots had not yet fallen to the ground. Now the boots have finally fallen to the ground.
Emperor Jiajing granted a general amnesty to the world, and Senior Brother Yang's life was saved!
Zhu Pingan was overjoyed when he heard this. He couldn't help but get up in excitement. However, he forgot about his physical condition. As soon as he pressed the bed and stood up, he pulled the wound on his buttocks. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but gasped in pain, but even though his buttocks were
The pain was excruciating, but Zhu Pingan still had an expression of joy on his face.
Thinking that Senior Brother Yang was no longer in danger, Zhu Ping'an touched his injured buttocks and felt in his heart that this punishment was a good deal.
"Uncle, slow down..."
Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, saw Zhu Pingan getting up, and couldn't help but worry and ran over to support Zhu Pingan.
"Uncle, do you want to change...change your clothes?"
Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, supported Zhu Ping'an, and couldn't help asking in a shy voice like a mosquito. After asking, her pretty face turned red with embarrassment, like a crab that had been boiled and revealed its original shape.
"ha?"
Zhu Ping'an was startled and could not keep up with the rhythm of Baozi's little maid Hua'er.
"Change, do you want to change?" Baozi's little maid Hua'er repeated in a mosquito-like voice, her little face turned even redder with embarrassment, her head was so low that it was almost buried in her big breasts.
Changing clothes?
In ancient times, in addition to changing clothes, there was also a euphemism for urinating and defecating.
Hua'er thought he was going to the toilet?
Well.
Don't tell me, I probably drank too much tea and ate too much fruit. After Hua'er said this, I really felt a strong urge to defecate.
But thinking about the current situation where he has difficulty moving, if he wants to relieve himself, he really needs someone to support him, otherwise he can't even get out of bed, and he can't stand up after getting out of bed. Thinking of this, even if Zhu Pingan is thick-skinned, he can't help it at this moment.
turned red.
But the problem is that this is the backyard of Huaihou Mansion. Except for the male master, no other male servants are allowed to enter. Liu Dadao and the others naturally can't point it out. There are only women here. If you need help, then
It could only be girls like Hua'er or the old lady. If he had to choose one of them to help him relieve himself, Zhu Pingan would definitely not choose the old lady.
Of course, forget about painting.
This kind of thing seems to be that he is being taken advantage of, but in fact it is the girl who is being taken advantage of. In a feudal society like ancient times, the relationship between men and women is not clear, and a girl's reputation and reputation are still very important. If Hua'er can support him
If someone gossips about it, it will damage Hua'er's reputation, and it may have an impact on her future marriage. So Hua'er might as well forget it.
"Ahem, that painting, where is Sister Li?"
Zhu Ping'an coughed and asked a little embarrassedly. After much deliberation, he could only trouble Li Shu. Of course, he wouldn't trouble Li Shu too much. He just asked Li Shu to hold him up a little.
It will be solved. After all, I only suffered from the imperial rod on my butt and thighs and I can't stand, but my hands are fine.
"The eldest lady's husband hid in an outer room outside. After the eldest lady came back in anger, she became angrier and angrier. She threw a set of precious blue and white porcelain in anger and was seeking death. The lady was called by the old lady to untie the eldest lady.
"Baozi's little maid Hua'er raised her red face and whispered back.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but there seems to be a kind of expectation and eagerness to try on Zhu Ping'er's blushing little face.
Unreasonable.
It must be an illusion.
Zhu Pingan closed his eyes and shook his head.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you? Are you holding it in...? You've broken it. My slave... my slave, please help you get out of bed and change your clothes." Hua'er saw Zhu Pingan shaking his head and thought that Zhu Pingan was so dizzy from holding it in that he couldn't hold on.
Now, he didn't care about being shy and reserved. He asked with concern and then said anxiously.
Suffocated?!
how come.
Zhu Pingan's face turned red.
"Uncle, if you hold it in... it won't be good if you hold it in badly. My maid heard from Mother Liu that if a man holds it in badly, it will... affect that..." Baozi's little maid Hua'er lowered her head and said with a blush, her ears
Her cheeks were all red.
Zhu Pingan was stunned for a second before he understood which one Hua'er was talking about. By the way, what are you asking about all day long, little girl?
"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, I didn't hold it in. I don't need to change my clothes now. I'm just a little excited to hear that the Holy One is amnestying the world." Zhu Pingan coughed, explained softly, and took a breath to suppress the urge to defecate.
Li Shu had been out for a while, and thinking about it, she should be back soon, and she could endure it for a while longer.
"oh."
Baozi's little maid Hua'er snorted when she heard this, with a hint of disappointment on her red face.
Just at this moment, a little girl came in with a bowl of fruit.
Seeing the little girl come in, Baozi's little maid Hua'er seemed to have thought of something. She took the fruit plate from the little girl's hand and sent the little girl out, "You go to the pharmacy and keep an eye on my uncle's soup. I'll serve you here."
Just stay on."
Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, is the first-class maid in the house, and is also the maid known to everyone in private. She can be regarded as half a master. Naturally, the little girl did not dare to disobey, so she obeyed the order and went to the pharmacy.
When Hua'er saw the little girl leaving, she nodded her chin with satisfaction. It was already afternoon now, and my uncle would definitely change clothes. If my uncle had to change clothes, of course it would be most appropriate for him to serve on him, as he was the girl appointed by the young lady as his wife.
, and before the young lady went to the eldest lady’s place, she also told herself that she had to take good care of her uncle.
Many girls in the house looked at my uncle and wanted to eat him. I don’t know how many little girls secretly wanted to crawl into bed. It was because my uncle had always kept a clean mind that they didn’t succeed. If they had to wait on my uncle to change his clothes, they wouldn’t be able to protect everything.
There will be some evil thoughts. Last time, a girl next to Miss Six wanted to crawl into bed while her uncle was drunk, which made her very angry. Huh, I have to keep an eye on Miss Six, and I can’t give them a chance.m.