The demon girl Ruonan felt that time and space had stopped after Zhu Pingan's words. The air in the camp was filled with a tense and dangerous atmosphere. It seemed that in the next second, she could hear the chieftain of Wuxi Miao getting furious and calling for someone to pull him down and cut down the dog feeder.
Order.
The chieftain of Wuxi Miao was so angry that he laid down the corpses of eleven people and buried them in the dog's belly.
In this short moment, the demon Ruonan even thought about her own funeral.
"presumptuous!"
The little girl next to Mrs. Yi Lan was stunned by Zhu Ping'an's lecture. She was stunned for a second before she realized what she was doing. She hurriedly scolded her in a sweet voice, like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, and her fur started to stand up.
Zhu Ping'an turned a deaf ear and completely ignored the hairy little girl. He even had time to stretch out his little finger to pick out his ears and gently blew on the unnecessary cerumen.
When "you" saw this, the little girl's hair became even more furious.
"Butterfly, move him a seat." Before the little girl could react, Mrs. Yilan on the side spoke up and calmly told the little girl, Butterfly, to move a seat for Zhu Ping'an.
"Lord"
Butterfly was a little agitated. She felt that Zhu Ping'an was so rude and his wife even moved a seat for him.
"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.
"Yes." Butterfly reluctantly accepted the order and moved a chair to the side. He came to Zhu Pingan with a face that was neither nose nor eyes, and placed the chair heavily on the ground with a clang.
"Here!" Butterfly put down the seat and gave Zhu Ping'an a hard look, then said angrily.
"Tsk tsk tsk It's late autumn and winter, and the weather is getting colder. This seat seems to be missing a tiger skin cushion."
Zhu Ping'an glanced at the seat, twitched the corner of his mouth, clicked his tongue a few times, raised his nose horizontally and raised his eyes vertically.
The demon girl Ruonan on the side couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Zhu Ping'an without any trace!
Zhu Ping'an! Did you take the wrong medicine?! You are a longevity star and arsenic thinks your life is too long, right?!
Just now you pretended to be an official and asked Miao Man to move a seat for you, but you were already on the verge of death, okay? Fortunately, the female chieftain was magnanimous and didn't care about you, and even asked someone to move a seat for you!
Now that the seats have been moved, why don’t you hurry up and sit down honestly? What are you thinking about?! Do you want a tiger skin cushion? Zhu Pingan, your butt is made of gold?! You also want a tiger skin cushion?!
no!
I have to do something!
The enchantress Ruonan thought this way, glanced at the seat beside her, her eyes suddenly lit up, she stepped forward in a hurry, diligently wiped the seat with her sleeves, and faced her like a dog-legged follower.
Zhu Pingan gritted his teeth and said, "Sir, please sit down."
As he spoke, he glared at Zhu Pingan secretly, and wildly hinted that Zhu Pingan would just get along.
"Well, I have been dealing with so many things lately and working so hard that I have become ill. My waist can't stand the cold."
Zhu Ping'an seemed to be blind, turning a blind eye to the crazy hints of the demon Ruonan, but still being picky.
"Thank you for your hard work, sir. I'll help you rub your waist." The demon girl Ruonan stepped forward diligently and bent down to rub Zhu Pingan's waist.
In the eyes of Miao Man, the enchantress Ruonan is a complete loser.
But in fact, if the demon girl Ruonan bends over and puts his small hands on Zhu Pingan's waist, it is not rubbing, but pinching.
"If your waist can't bear the cold, it's because your kidneys are not good! Zhu Ping'an, what on earth do you want to do? Have you taken the medicine?! Do you have to kill everyone to be willing to do it? I've never seen you so capable before.
When you were sitting on a chair at the county government office, I didn’t see you asking for a tiger skin mat! Also, when you were at the construction site, you sat on the ground directly and I didn’t see you being too dirty or cold?!”
The demon girl Ruonan bent over, with a smile on her face, but in fact she gritted her teeth and scolded in a low voice.
"Hmm, yes, click to the right, um, click to the right again." Zhu Pingan had a look of enjoyment on his face, but in fact, the corners of his mouth were twitching. From an angle that no one else could see, Zhu Pingan whispered to the demon girl Ruonan, "What do you eat to grow?"
Big ones, don’t use so much force, the flesh will almost be pinched off by you.”
"You deserve it." The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth, and as she spoke, her hand became a little stronger.
"My hair is long but my knowledge is short! This is called my bluff! The more arrogant and domineering I am, the more afraid they will be, and the more they believe that we do have tens of thousands of troops outside, and the safer we will be! On the contrary, if I am humble and polite, they will think that I am
We are really in danger because we are showing cowardice and doubting the authenticity of our army outside." Zhu Pingan's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but ◇◆ reprimanded in a low voice.
"Uh, is it true?" The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help being stunned when she heard this.
"Remove the '?'! Of course it's true. I said you have long hair and short knowledge, but you still don't admit it. Have you noticed where the girl named Butterfly moved the seat from?! It's next to them, that's them
It was prepared in advance! I saw it as soon as I entered the camp! This just shows that they are jealous of us! Otherwise, why do you think I asked for the seat without saying anything?! I just want to deepen their fear! Do you believe it or not,
If I hadn't asked for the seat forcefully just now, they might have become suspicious now!"
Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and said leisurely.
"If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself! Remember, we have 50,000 strong soldiers in the surrounding mountains and fields, and have surrounded the Miao barbarians!" Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruonan with a pair of burning eyes, and said meaningfully.
If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!
How else could it be like this?!
When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, she couldn't help being stunned. After a breath, she realized something and looked at Zhu Ping'an deeply.
"Everyone who comes is a guest! We Miao people are the most hospitable. We treat guests as they please. Don't let others say that we Miao people don't understand etiquette. Butterfly, go and get the tiger skins I laid out and spread out seats for the guests.
." Mrs. Yilan glanced at Zhu Pingan, turned her head and gave a faint order to the girl named Butterfly.
"Madam, that's your fallen tiger skin. How can he be so virtuous?" Hearing this, Butterfly opened her mouth wide in surprise, shook her little head vigorously, and refused with a look of reluctance.
"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.
Madam's order could not be disobeyed, Butterfly had no choice but to stamp her feet and turn around to get the tiger skin. She quickly got the tiger skin and came to Zhu Pingan with a look of resentment on her face. She angrily spread the tiger skin on the chair.
After laying the ground, he glared at Zhu Pingan hard, puffed out his cheeks and said, "Please sit down! Be careful, the tiger skin is soft, don't let your waist slip!"
She was not a reminder, she was clearly hoping that Zhu Pingan would get out of the way.
"Well, so-so, let's just sit here alive."
Under Butterfly's resentful gaze, Zhu Ping'an looked at the tiger skin mat critically, made a leisurely comment, then sat down, shook his butt, and said, "Comfortable."