"I have taken my seat. You can come over and pay your respects."
After Zhu Ping'an sat down, he glanced at all the Miao Man, twitched his lips slightly, and said leisurely.
"You want us to meet you?! You're so big-faced!" Butterfly's chest heaved violently when he heard this.
All the Miao barbarians were also filled with indignation.
"Oh, you don't even understand etiquette, no wonder others call you barbarians..." Zhu Pingan glanced at the butterfly and shook his head sadly.
"You Han people are the real barbarians, the biggest barbarians..." Butterfly stamped her feet angrily.
"Master Zhu, right? I wonder what you are doing with Master Zhu's trip?" Mrs. Yilan asked quietly.
"Oh, look, you girls almost forgot about the business because of the interruption." Zhu Pingan glanced at the butterfly again.
"It's all your fault, and you blame me..." Hearing this, Butterfly was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe.
"It's all because you don't know the etiquette, and you blame me for having so many things..." Zhu Ping'an imitated Butterfly's tone.
"You..." Butterfly was so angry that she almost exploded.
"Master Zhu came here this time not to tease my maid, right?" Mrs. Yilan took a deep breath, stared at Zhu Pingan with a pair of weather-beaten eyes, and said quietly.
"Ahem, teasing?! Why did the chieftain say that?! Don't smear me. I am an upright, upright, and honorable man!" Zhu Ping'an coughed and shook his head vigorously.
"A gentleman?! Ha..." Mrs. Yilan snorted, her eyes pointed at the demon Ruo Nan next to Zhu Pingan, and the corner of her mouth curled up with a sarcastic arc.
Mrs. Yilan has a vicious eye. Although the enchantress is skillful in dressing up as a man, she can't hide in Mrs. Yilan's eyes.
Military is the major event of the country, the place of life and death, and the way of survival.
When marching and fighting, you don't forget to have fun and take your women with you. How can you be upright and stay calm?!
Ah!
Mrs. Yilan looked at Zhu Ping'an sarcastically, snorted, and said nothing more, keeping everything in mind.
The witch Ruonan shrank back subconsciously, this old lady’s eyes are so vicious, she actually saw through my disguise?!
The shrinking of the witch Ruonan confirmed Mrs. Yilan's words, and the curvature of her mouth became even wider.
"Ahem, stop talking and let's get down to business." Zhu Pingan coughed and said seriously.
"Then please let Mr. Zhu explain your intention." Mrs. Yilan twitched her lips and said leisurely.
"The annihilation of the Wuxi Miao clan is imminent and is in danger. I am here to save the chieftain and the entire Wuxi Miao clan."
Zhu Pingan said with a serious face.
"What?! Genocide?! How ridiculous!"
"absurd!"
"What nonsense!"
"You are here to save us from the calamity of genocide?! The dog officer has such a strong tone, and you are not afraid of the strong wind blowing your dog tongue!"
As soon as Zhu Pingan finished speaking, all the Wuxi seedlings around him became excited, as if a temple had been blown up. Especially Mrs. Yilan's personal maid Butterfly, who glared at Zhu Pingan.
The witch Ruonan next to Zhu Pingan lowered her head and rolled her eyes from an angle that no one could see. She was slandering Zhu Pingan in her heart. She is really a nerd. Your opening sentence was simply copied from a book. Ancient Lobbyist
When going to persuade others, the opening line of Bad Street is this sentence: "The general is in danger, don't you know it? I am here to save the general..."
Sure enough, the next second, the enchantress Ruonan heard Mrs. Yilan's chuckle, "Master Zhu's opening remarks are so familiar...could it be the opening remarks of a lobbyist who ruined the street?!"
Look, you nerd, you have made a fool of yourself and been exposed to your face... The witch Ruonan couldn't help but twitched her lips after hearing Mrs. Yilan's chuckle, and even blushed slightly for Zhu Ping'an.
"Of course." Zhu Pingan's face remained as usual and he nodded seriously.
The nerd actually admitted it openly, without feeling ashamed at all, and he was really thick-skinned...
The witch is like a man but he can't help but curse.
When Mrs. Yilan saw Zhu Ping'an's admission, the corner of her mouth couldn't help but curl up, but Your Excellency stopped it.
"Toast, do you know why such statements appear so many times in historical records?!" Zhu Pingan smiled slightly.
"Please give me some advice, Lord Zhu." Mrs. Yilan twitched her lips.
"Because history always repeats itself, and some people always die without knowing it..."
Zhu Pingan looked at Mrs. Yilan with burning eyes and said lightly.
Mrs. Yi Lan was startled for a moment, and then she chuckled, "Master Zhu said that the annihilation of our Wuxi Miao clan is in imminent danger. It is really alarmist. I wonder what evidence Master Zhu has?!"
"That's right! The dog official is alarmist!" Butterfly immediately agreed.
"Scaremongering?! Haha... My 50,000-strong army has been deployed in the surrounding mountains and fields to surround your camp. You are unable to fly. With just one order, your entire clan will be wiped out."
Zhu Ping'an sneered and said confidently, stretched out his right hand and made a fist, then slowly stretched his palm, opened his mouth and blew into the palm, which felt like a gun being turned into ashes while talking and laughing.
"Fifty thousand troops?! No wonder there are smart dogs in all directions..."
"Fifty thousand..."
When the surrounding Wuxi seedlings heard this, their expressions changed and they looked nervously at the surrounding mountains and fields.
Our entire clan is only over 38,000 people, including the old, young, women and children. The real fighting youths are only over 10,000. How can we defeat Ming Gou’s 50,000-strong army?
"Fifty thousand?! Mr. Zhu is really good at joking. I know exactly how many guards and soldiers you have in Jingnan, but they are only a few hundred people! I also know exactly how many people there are in Jingnan. Last time
The Japanese pirates are invading and Jingnan County is in danger. Mr. Zhu can only mobilize two to three thousand people, right!? Come to think of it, Mr. Zhu can only mobilize 2,300 people at most today?! How dare Mr. Zhu boast about Haikou?
Fifty thousand troops! Haha, Mr. Zhu is not afraid of blowing off his teeth if he speaks too loudly!"
Mrs. Yilan sneered.
Hearing this, the face of the witch Ruonan, who lowered his head, couldn't help but change. This old lady is really powerful. She immediately guessed that our side was false and true. Now we are in trouble. I don't know how the nerd will deal with it?!
"The chieftain asked how many people there are in Jingnan. I tell you that there are originally one hundred thousand people in Jingnan. Recently, due to floods, another 180,000 refugees have fled to our Jingnan. Our Jingnan has a total of 280,000 people! If
To recruit young people, I can easily recruit 180,000 young people!"
"However, since I am called a great army officer, I am certainly not an ordinary citizen. Since the chieftain knows so much about Jingnan, he should also know that I am the magistrate of Jingnan County only on a temporary basis. I am actually serving as the chief prosecutor of Zhejiang Province.
He is responsible for the military training affairs throughout Zhejiang. There are few soldiers in Jingnan, how many soldiers are there in Zhejiang?! Do you know the chieftain?! It’s only 50,000, which is just a drop in the bucket.”
"I have reached the rank of fifth official at a young age, and I have been granted the right to secretly submit memorials by the Holy Spirit. My future is limitless. If I am not completely sure, how can I put myself in danger?!"
Zhu Pingan leaned back comfortably on the seat, tapped Erlang's legs, and said to Mrs. Yilan with a look of contempt.
Mrs. Yilan's body couldn't help but tremble! She looked into Zhu Ping'an's eyes with fear.
Forgot!! Zhu Ping'an, as Zhejiang's envoy to punish and inspect, is indeed responsible for training troops!
It is not difficult to organize an army of 50,000!
As he said, without the backing of an army of 50,000 people, how could he dare to risk his life and enter my camp?! Also, he was confident as soon as he arrived, as if he were out on a spring outing, which is further evidence.