Chapter 1305: A Sharp Mouth and Ping Miao Man (Part 2)
What is the highest level of lies? Every sentence you say is true, but when combined together, it becomes a huge lie.
One of the three flavors that Zhu Ping'an deeply appreciates.
It is true that there are 100,000 people in Jingnan, and 180,000 refugees did flee during the flood; Zhu Pingan is indeed the Zhejiang Provincial and Procuratorate, Si Qianshi, acting as the county magistrate of Jingnan; it is also true that Zhejiang Procuratorate and Procuratorate, Si Qianshi
He has the responsibility of training troops; Jingnan has few soldiers and horses, but Zhejiang has many soldiers and horses; Zhu Pingan does have the power to report secretly. This is not a secret in Jingnan, everyone basically knows it.
Precisely because what Zhu Pingan said was true and Mrs. Yilan knew it, she subconsciously believed Zhu Pingan's statement about the 50,000-strong army, and was extremely fearful of Zhu Pingan in her heart.
The Wuxi seedlings, including Butterfly, had no doubts about the 50,000 troops mentioned by Zhu Ping'an.
After all, seeing is believing. The mountains and fields in all directions are covered with Ming people's battle flags, and Ming people are everywhere in the mountains and plains.
"Ahem, Mr. Zhu has an army of fifty thousand, and we, the Wuxi Miao, also have fifty thousand warriors who fight a hundred battles. They are all good at fighting bears and tigers. If we fight against each other, we, the Wuxi Miao, will never be weaker than you Han people! Mr. Zhu
You are too confident, if you give the order, it will be you Han people who will be wiped out in ashes, not me, the Wuxi Miao!"
Mrs. Yilan coughed, sat up straight, looked at Zhu Pingan, and said confidently.
A group of Wuxi Miao raised their chests, brandished their weapons, and shouted in unison, cooperating with Lady Yilan to show their martial prowess.
When the witch Ruonan saw this, she couldn't help but twitch at the corner of her mouth. You actually believed what the nerd said?! Just now, I thought Wuxi Miao Chieftain's eyes were sinister and should not be underestimated. I didn't expect to be deceived by the nerd so easily.
"Haha, Chieftain is really joking. I have counted your earth stoves along the way. Based on the number of your camps, I judge that there are only more than 30,000 people in the Kneeling clan, including old, young, women and children.
.The number of people who can truly fight is only about ten thousand, so how can there be fifty thousand warriors who can fight a hundred times?!"
Zhu Pingan looked at Mrs. Yilan with a smile and said slowly.
When Mrs. Yi Lan heard this, she couldn't help but blush slightly. After all, her face was not as thick-skinned as Zhu Pingan's.
"Damn! This dog official's dog eyes are really poisonous!" Several Wuxi seedlings couldn't help but shout in surprise when they heard this.
Mrs. Yilan couldn't help but glare at them. Several Wuxi Miao also knew that their words exposed their true and false sides, and they covered their mouths after realizing it, but it was just an afterthought, and it was too late.
Mrs. Yilan caught a glimpse of the curve of the corner of Zhu Pingan's mouth, and couldn't help but become angry. She sneered and threatened: "So what if you have many soldiers?! At this moment, I, Wuxi Miao, have an absolute advantage. I have tens of thousands of warriors. Master Zhu
You are only eleven people! What will happen if I give the order?!"
"Your Majesty is wise. As long as your Majesty gives the order, we will capture and kill the dog officer like a chicken! As the saying goes, the thief captures the king first and the man shoots the horse first. Once the dog officer dies, the fifty thousand smart dogs outside will naturally become birds and beasts!"
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"Please give the order, Lord!"
A group of Wuxi seedlings came forward to ask for their tassels.
When the witch Ruonan saw this, she couldn't help but say "Nerd, I'm going to be killed by you" in her mind.
Just now, I thought that nerds were awesome, and they deceived Wuxi Miao in just a few words! But now, I am afraid that Wuxi Miao will be chopped into pulp by the angry Wuxi Miao, and the best outcome is to become a prisoner. I heard that Wuxi Miao
Xi Miao treats female captives as slaves
Nerd, you are so good at pretending, something will happen now! Even my aunt has been harmed by you.
Thinking of this, the demon Ruonan couldn't help but dig into Zhu Ping'an's old accounts again.
Liu Dadao and others hurriedly stepped forward and stood in front of Zhu Ping'an, looking warily at the angry Wuxi Miao.
"Calm down, calm down. The Wuxi Miao chieftain is joking, but you actually believe it. Please step back first." Faced with the threat from Mrs. Yilan and the angry crowd around him, Zhu Ping'an still had a smile on his face when Wuxi Miao Man volunteered to join him.
, crossed his legs and said with a smile to Liu Dadao and others.
"Master," Liu Dadao and others said worriedly.
"Don't worry." Zhu Pingan said confidently, "With the chieftain's intelligence, he would never do such a stupid thing."
"Oh? How can you see that?" Mrs. Yilan looked at Zhu Ping'an calmly, as if looking at prey in a cage.
"It's very simple. This is the way to die. How can a chieftain do it?" Zhu Pingan replied with a smile.
"Guan Guan, you are mistaken! This is your way to die!" Butterfly glared at Zhu Pingan.
Mrs. Yilan looked at Zhu Pingan with burning eyes, waiting for Zhu Pingan's explanation.
"To capture the thief first, capture the king, and to shoot the man first, shoot the horse, is not universally applicable. If you capture the thief first, capture the king, there are only two situations: capture the officer, or capture the officer. If you capture the officer
, there is no doubt that you Wuxi Miao will definitely be exterminated, not to mention the angry 50,000 army outside will definitely avenge me, even if you are lucky enough to retreat from the 50,000 army stationed outside, the court will also
I have appointed a large army to kill your entire clan! I am an official of the imperial court and a fifth-grade official. If you kill me, you will be fighting against the imperial court to the death. How can the imperial court spare you?"
"If you capture me, take me as a hostage, and force my 50,000-strong army to retreat, haha, this is also a way to die. I advise you not to think too hard. Don't worry, if you can really capture me,
I will definitely cooperate with you and order the 50,000 troops outside to retreat. Then, if you capture me for a while, can you capture me for the rest of my life?! Three to five days can still be explained. If it is more, detaining the imperial officials is equivalent to a slap in the face for rebellion.
, how can the imperial court spare you? Therefore, you can only let me go within three to five days at most. I can tell you responsibly that when you let me out of trouble, you will be exterminated.
Japan! I also want to save face, and the most important thing is that I can’t leave any stain on my resume! Therefore, you Wuxi Miao have no choice but to exterminate your clan. If your clan is exterminated, whatever I write in the battle report will be whatever it is."
"So, no matter which method you use to capture the king, it is the way to your death for you Wuxi Miao! I don't care. With the whole Wuxi Miao clan buried with you, your life will be more comfortable than down there."
Zhu Pingan crossed his legs leisurely, looked at Mrs. Yilan with a smile, and said slowly.
"Bah! What a beautiful thought!" Butterfly couldn't help but spit when he saw this.
"This dog official has such a dark heart! If he spares his life, he will kill our entire clan!" A group of Wuxi seedlings looked at him sideways.
After hearing Zhu Pingan's analysis, Mrs. Yilan's idea of capturing the thief first was completely shattered.
really!
Capturing the thief first and capturing the king will not work!
Even if we are lucky enough to survive, we will face either the imperial court's revenge or Zhu Ping'an's revenge! No matter who's revenge, I, Wuxi Miao, cannot bear it!
Whether Zhu Ping'an's life is more important or less important to the whole Wuxi Miao clan does not need to be considered at all.