There is a table full of delicious food, and the greasy fat man is smiling with his hands flexing his hands from left to right, and it is very satisfying to eat.
After the storm was over, the greasy fat man comforted the Five Zang Temple, looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said in a magnetic voice: "Eating like this is too boring, why don't we do something interesting."
Do something interesting?!
Your words can easily make people think wrong. These words are coupled with your slightly obscene expression! If the person sitting opposite you is a girl, they can sue you for harassment!
"What do you think, dear friend?" Zhu Ping'an asked with a smile.
"How about we make a drinking order? We each tell an allusion related to the dish, and then we can eat the dish. Otherwise, we can't eat the dish. How about it? I wonder if my little brother is interested?"
The greasy fat man reached out and touched the mustache at the corner of his mouth, looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, and said with interest.
"Fat man, what are you so worried about? I'm a rough guy who can't even read a few Chinese characters. How can I order drinks?!" Liu Dadao felt that the greasy fat man was targeting him, so he couldn't help but glared at the fat man.
"Haha, it's easy. You and your young master will both prosper and suffer. Your young master can make the drinking orders for you. As long as your young master makes the drinking orders, you two can eat them."
The greasy fat man said with a smile.
"Aren't you cheating? If you make one drinking order, my young master will have to make two." Liu Dadao said dissatisfied.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's up to the guest to do as he pleases, and it's rare that my dear friend is in such a good mood. Of course I'll accompany you." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
"Okay. Come on, let's start with me and give the little brother some time to think." As soon as Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the greasy fat man finalized the drinking order and started first on the pretext of giving Zhu Pingan time to think.
"Haha, Jiang Taigong is fishing."
As the greasy fat man spoke, he moved the plate of steamed mandarin fish on the table in front of him. With a smile, he picked up a large pair of chopsticks and pointed it at Liu Da Dao, eating it exaggeratedly, making the corners of his mouth drip with oil.
"If you eat such a big mouthful, I won't worry about the fish bones getting stuck to you," Liu Dadao said with a dark face.
"Mandarin fish has less bones and more meat, so you don't have to worry about it." The greasy fat man chirped and said with a smile.
"Little brother, please." After the greasy fat man finished stimulating Liu Dadao, he said to Zhu Pingan with a smile.
"Then you're welcome." Zhu Ping'an smiled and nodded, using chopsticks to order the pickled pork with pickled vegetables, and said softly, "Zhang Fei sells meat," and then said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you are a martial artist.
People, eat more meat."
"Thank you, sir."
After Liu Dadao thanked Zhu Pingan, he stretched out his chopsticks and picked up five large meat slices at once, shook them at the greasy fat man, and then stuffed them into his mouth. The oil and water flowed down from the corners of his mouth visibly to the naked eye.
These five large meat slices took up a third of the plate. When Liu Da Dao took down his chopsticks, the plate was completely empty.
When the greasy fat man saw this, he couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva. The braised pork with pickles and vegetables was also one of his favorites.
"Time changes to steal chickens."
Zhu Pingan then ordered Drunken Chicken again, and told the story about Shi Qian stealing chicken, then picked up a chicken wing, put it in his mouth, and said to Liu Dadao, "Da Dao, you should try it too, it tastes good."
So, Liu DaDao repeated his old trick, picking up even the chicken thighs and chunks of meat with one chopstick, deliberately feasting on the greasy fat man.
"You're not afraid of choking." The greasy fat man couldn't help but say.
"Haha, no need to worry, this chicken is rich in oil and water, you won't choke at all when you eat it." Liu Dadao said proudly.
The greasy fat man was a little anxious. If he continued like this, the idiot across from him would be able to clean up a whole plate in a few mouthfuls. So he blinked his eyes, stretched out his hands and drew a circle on the table, and said with a smile, "Qin Shi Huang"
After annexing the six countries and encroaching on the world, all these dishes belong to me, hahaha."
Liu Dadao was stunned.
"Haha, I admire it, I admire it." Zhu Pingan said with a smile and cupped his hands.
"What the hell." The greasy fat man smiled like a flower and winked at Liu Da Dao, "I'm sorry, all these dishes belong to me. No matter how big your mouth is, you won't be able to enjoy it."
"Young Master, he" Liu Dadao looked confused.
The greasy fat man smiled in front of Liu Da Dao. He first took a bite of the braised pork with pickled vegetables that he had longed for, then took away a large chicken leg, and then a drunken shrimp, making a squeaking noise on purpose.
"In this case, I have no choice but to wear the yellow robe of Zhao Kuangyin - steal the country and become emperor. These dishes are all ours."
Zhu Pingan looked at the greasy fat man with a smile.
The greasy fat man was startled for a moment, then smiled and extended his thumb to Zhu Pingan, "Not bad, little brother. Not bad."
"Fat man, do these dishes belong to me and the young master? You can't eat even one bite!" Liu Dadao looked at the greasy fat man.
"Ahem!" The greasy fat man couldn't help coughing.
"Haha, Dadao, the drinking order is just for fun. My dear friend, please" Zhu Ping'an said to Liu Dadao with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to make a sign of invitation to the greasy fat man.
"Hey, my shortcoming is that I'm too soft-hearted and won't refuse people. My little brother is so kind, so I can only be disrespectful." The greasy fat man said with a sigh on his face, and then he stretched out his chopsticks and started eating without politeness.
"Hehe, a tree will definitely die if it doesn't have its bark, but a shameless person is invincible," Liu Dadao couldn't help but sarcastically said.
The greasy fat man had a very good attitude and turned a deaf ear to Liu Dadao's sarcasm. He seemed to be enjoying his food even more.
After pushing cups and changing cups, Zhu Pingan asked the greasy fat man with a smile, "I haven't asked my dear friend for his name yet."
"A mere nickname is not worth mentioning." The greasy fat man was chewing chicken. Hearing this, he shook the chicken bones and said.
"Haha, my dear friend, you are just joking. There is no distinction between high and low names." Zhu Pingan smiled and shook his head.
"Why, fat man, after eating a big meal from my young master, you don't even want to tell me your name?"
Liu Dadao glared.
"How come, it's just a name, it's not a big deal. My surname is Hu, and my name only contains the character 'yan'."
The fat man raised his head from the plate, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said his name.
Nonsense!
Liu Dadao heard the fat man's name and shook his head with some disappointment. It was not Xu Wei. Seeing the young master inviting him to dinner, Liu Dadao still thought that maybe this fat man was the Xu Wei that the young master was looking for. But after hearing the fat man's name
, but found that he had overthought it, and this fat man was not Xu Wei at all.
"Nonsense" Zhu Ping'an read softly, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, showing a smile, "Brother Hu, what a good name."
Nonsense, nonsense, the speaker says it, doesn’t it just mean nonsense? This name sounds fake at first sight