"Hiccup..." After having a full meal and wine, the greasy fat man picked his teeth with a toothpick with satisfaction, and burped more than once.
"Brother Hu, are you done eating?" Zhu Pingan asked enthusiastically, "Do you need to order more dishes?"
"It's so-so... burp..." The greasy fat man picked his teeth and said without saltiness. As he spoke, he couldn't help but burped. If he hadn't really been unable to eat, he would have really wanted to eat again.
Order some dishes.
"Pull me down, you are like a starving ghost reincarnated on the table, and you are so careless. I think you are like a wolf and a tiger..." Liu Dadao couldn't bear it after hearing the fat man's salty words.
He said sarcastically, and then said to Zhu Pingan, "Sir, there are so many dishes left on the table, so we need to order more."
"I can't eat the food, but I can have another jar of wine. It's good to rinse your mouth and get rid of the greasiness." After hearing Liu Dadao's words, the greasy fat man smiled brightly at Liu Dadao with eight big white teeth.
, shook his head and said, with a look of unstinting virtue, which made Liu Da Dao very angry.
"Waiter, let's have another jar of Shaoxing rice wine." Zhu Pingan happily called the waiter and added another jar of Shaoxing rice wine.
The greasy fat man did as he said. He rinsed his mouth with wine and then swallowed it into his stomach.
Liu Dadao was completely speechless at the greasy fat man and didn't understand why the young master was so warm and courteous to this loser.
After the greasy fat man was completely satiated, Zhu Pingan called the waiter to pay the bill.
"Master, there is still money left over from the money you gave me. This is what's left." The waiter gave the remaining money to Zhu Ping'an. After finding the money, the waiter couldn't bear to look at the many dishes left on the table.
He said, "Master, as I said, the food in this shop is large, you can order less. Look, there is still a lot of food left."
"It doesn't matter, it can't be wasted. We can pack it up and take it away. Please pack these plates of leftovers."
Zhu Pingan said with a smile.
Zhu Ping'an was born into poverty. He knew very well the truth that "everything on the plate is hard work." He was always frugal and would not waste leftovers. In modern times, we are used to packing. In ancient times, this habit was also brought to us.
Come over. As for the eyes of others, Zhu Pingan doesn't care.
"Ahem, Brother Yu still has a guard dog at home. Why don't you let Brother Yu take these leftovers back to him?"
At this time, the greasy fat man spoke, stretched out his greasy paws, stroked his mustache, looked at Zhu Pingan and said.
Is the dog you are talking about 1.8 meters tall, weighing 180 meters, with a greasy moustache...
Zhu Ping'an smiled and nodded, "Good."
"Do you have a guard dog at home? Why didn't we hear the dog barking when we knocked on the door?" Liu Dadao questioned.
"Oh, my dog is playful and wild. He went out to play at that time, so you didn't meet him."
After being questioned by Liu Dadao, the greasy fat man still didn't blush or breath, and casually gave a reason.
Then, the greasy fat man began to instruct the waiter to pack up the leftovers, not even letting go of the Shaoxing rice wine that had just been opened.
"Hey, didn't you bring food to the guard dog? Why did you also pack wine? Does your dog drink too?"
Upon seeing this, Liu Dadao couldn't help but call out to the fat man and questioned again.
"Oh, think about it, why do I raise a guard dog? Of course I raise it to guard the house and the courtyard. There is no way I can provide it to my father. You said it is so playful and goes out in the wild without being at home, right?
Isn’t it appropriate?! Of course I will give it a good education when I get back, break its legs, and let it have a long memory..."
The greasy fat man explained casually.
"What does that have to do with you packing rice wine?" Liu Dadao shook his head and asked after hearing the fat man's explanation.
"I broke its dog legs. Of course I had to disinfect and bandage its wounds with rice wine. After all, I am a caring dog lover. I will beat and scold and I will take care of what should be taken care of."
The greasy fat man talks about everything.
"You still call yourself a dog lover?" Liu Dadao was successfully diverted by the fat man.
"Of course, beating means kissing and scolding, which means love. I love a dog like a son, so of course I have to educate it like a filial son from under a stick..." The greasy fat man talked again, making Liu Dadao faint with his talk.
Dizzy.
"Brother Hu, do you know what Mr. Xu Weixu, who we rent with, did today? Why is he not at home?"
When leaving, Zhu Pingan asked with squinted eyes.
"Oh, you said that damn fat guy next door. He went out for something today. As for what he was going to do, I don't know, and he didn't tell me either." The greasy fat man replied without blinking.
"Oh, Brother Hu, does he know when he will return?" Zhu Pingan asked again.
"Maybe I'll be back today, tomorrow, three or five days, or...I don't know about this." The greasy fat man shrugged and spread his hands, indicating that he didn't know about it.
Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao followed the greasy fat man back to the house he rented. The house was empty and there was no one else.
Zhu Pingan made an appointment to visit Xu Wei again tomorrow.
The rest of the day was over, and Zhu Pingan took Liu Dadao to the house rented by Xu Wei again at noon. Just like yesterday, the door of the house was still closed and bolted from the inside.
"Dong dong dong..." Zhu Ping'an stepped forward and knocked on the door, "Is Mr. Xu at home? Is Brother Hu at home?"
The house was very quiet, there were no cocks or dogs, and no one responded, as if no one lived there.
"Dong dong dong..." Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to knock on the door again.
This time someone finally responded, and there was a burst of grumpy and crane-like complaints from the yard, "Who is it, knocking on the door so early in the morning, disturbing people's dreams, do you still have a sense of public morality...
"
Well, this sounds a bit familiar. Is this what the greasy fat man complained about yesterday when he knocked on the door?
This time he was also complaining, but Zhu Pingan seemed to be excited for a while when he listened. Well, yes, he was excited.
"Damn fat man, it's still early in the morning, it's already noon, and you're still having sweet dreams. You're a pig, you can sleep so well." Hearing the greasy fat man's complaints, Liu Dadao couldn't help but get angry.
"Oh, it's you. You're looking for the fat guy next door again, ah... I'm having a sweet dream. In the dream, I was a high school student and was enjoying the Deer Ming Banquet. The wine and food were really delicious.
....."
After the door opened with a creak, the greasy fat man appeared at the door with his legs bare, wrapped in a sheet, and holding a chicken coop on his head. His appearance was almost the same as yesterday.
While the greasy fat man was complaining, he squinted his eyes at Zhu Pingan, his eyes flashing with excitement.
"You're still in high school, so you're the only one who slept until noon, so you can only dream about it."
Liu Dadao couldn't stand the greasy fat man's decadent look. Hearing his words, he couldn't help but sneered.
"Haha, I'm really sorry for disturbing Brother Hu's dream again. It just so happens that we haven't eaten either. If Brother Hu doesn't mind..."
Zhu Pingan smiled and cupped his hands.
After hearing Zhu Pingan's words, the greasy fat man's squinted eyes suddenly brightened up. He excitedly interrupted Zhu Pingan's words and said, "No, no, I'm just too soft-hearted and won't reject people...