The wine is making my ears warm, and I am gradually getting better.
Yan Shifan glanced around the crowd with one eye, picked up a toothpick, and while picking his teeth, he breathed out the smell of alcohol and said to the crowd with a smile, "Haha, it's better to be alone than to be happy together. There is also a jar of Jinhua Aged Wine in Yan's house.
, I have kept it for exactly a hundred years now, and I will taste it with you all.”
After everyone heard this, they all complimented Yan Shifan endlessly.
Jinhua wine is recognized as the first of the seven famous wines in the dynasty. Its color is like gold, its taste is sweet and mellow in nature. It makes people feel disgusted when they eat it. After ten cups, the fluid on the bottom of the tongue is unbearable. Even if you are drunk, you will not drink it.
On the head, no dry mouth or diarrhea.
There is a saying that the best Jinhua wine has a jar of wine and a jar of gold.
What's more, it's a hundred-year-old Jinhua wine! The value is even more immeasurable.
In such an ordinary small gathering, with such a table of land and water delicacies, and such a jar of century-old Jinhua wine, Zhu Ping'an gained a new understanding of Yan Shifan's extravagant and extravagant life.
"Snapped."
After Yan Shifan smiled, he reached out and gave a high-five, and then he saw more than ten beautiful beauties coming in from the door, lined up in a fan shape, meandering towards them, each beauties holding a small white jade wine flask in their hands.
Compared with the dozen beauties who had just been served, these ten beauties were three-thirds more beautiful, and their clothes were simpler and more transparent, not much different from those without any clothes.
A breeze blew from the door, blowing over the girl who was walking meanderingly, bringing with it an intoxicating aroma of wine.
"Hahaha, this hundred-year-old Jinhua wine must be served in a jade cup, otherwise the wine will be wasted."
Yan Shifan chuckled and said.
Jade cup?!
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, his heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the jade cup was the one recorded in history?
It definitely is.
Zhu Pingan glanced around and saw the pig-like expressions of Luo Wenlong and other people who came over, and he was convinced.
The so-called jade cup, also known as the fragrant cup, uses the beauty's cherry mouth as a wine glass. This is a toasting method invented by Yan Shifan. When the beauty toasts, she does not use a wine glass, but takes a sip of wine with her cherry mouth, and then
With wine in his mouth, he fed it to the guests mouth to mouth. These beauties were carefully selected by Yan Shifan. The beauties would bathe in wine once a day, so they all smelled of wine.
The beauty meandered to the banquet. A beauty stood behind a guest, not one more, not one less.
"The jade cup has arrived, haha, please use it with caution."
Yan Shifan chuckled, then stretched out his hand and tapped Zhang Juzheng, "Let's start with Uncle this time."
As soon as Yan Shifan finished speaking, the beauty standing next to Zhang Juzheng chuckled, and with lightning speed, she threw herself into Zhang Juzheng's arms, and tightly hooked Zhang Juzheng's neck with one delicate hand.
The slender woman held the wine bottle in her hand, took a sip of wine with her small mouth, and then put her cherry lips to Zhang Juzheng's lips.
"Wait a minute."
Zhang Juzheng stretched out his hand to block the beauty's Tan mouth, and said with a smile, "In the past, Guan Gong warmed up the wine and beheaded Hua Xiong. Today, I am not talented, but I also want to imitate the previous sages."
"Oh, how can I follow suit?" Yan Shifan narrowed his eyes and asked with a smile.
"Ju Zheng is not talented, so I will try to compose a poem. If Ju Zheng's poem is completed, and the warm wine in Beauty Eryu's mouth is still there, then Ju Zheng will eat it." Zhang Juzheng said with a slight smile.
"allow."
Yan Shifan chuckled and said yes. He had seen through Zhang Juzheng's cleverness. Zhang Juzheng wanted to write an unusual poem and use it to make the beauty laugh and drink wine, but Yan Shifan didn't take it seriously.
Yan Shifan has confidence in the trained maids.
Not to mention limericks, even hilarious jokes, these toasting maids will never laugh out loud during the toast.
"Li Bai wrote hundreds of poems about drinking wine. He drank wine without being able to sleep at home. If he was not in the right position, he would not drink, just because the tigress roared at home."
Zhang Juzheng thought for a few breaths, then laughed at himself and smiled bitterly as he read out a limerick.
Li Bai could write hundreds of poems with a glass of wine. I, Zhang Juzheng, would become homeless after drinking a glass of wine. It’s not that I don’t drink, but that there is a tigress in my home.
Zhang Juzheng's writing is good, but he doesn't hesitate to laugh at himself. This limerick still has some laughs, but
However, there are no eggs.
After Zhang Juzheng's limerick, everyone here was amused. Yan Shifan also smiled slightly, but the beauty sitting in Zhang Juzheng's arms was unmoved. She blinked at Zhang Juzheng and leaned closer to him.
little cherry mouth.
Zhang Juzheng was caught off guard and was toasted in this way. He was at a loss and his face flushed. After drinking, he coughed in embarrassment.
"Lord Keke is so handsome and writes good poems. Jiaojiao also wants to toast you. As for the tigress in your house, Keke, just let her eat Jiaojiao."
The beauty in Zhang Juzheng's arms smiled coquettishly, and raised the jug again with her slender hands, as if she wanted to toast.
Zhang Juzheng, who had not yet recovered from the first glass of wine, was shocked when the beauty in his arms said that he wanted to drink another toast, and he started coughing again.
"I lied to you. Look how excited I am. I can only toast you one cup at a time. After all the other adults have used it, Jiaojiao can toast you again." The beauty in Zhang Juzheng's arms was very playful, covering her little mouth and giggling.
Laughed.
Zhang Juzheng is charming and suave, and he is also very good at seducing women. However, he has not yet achieved fame. When he is outside, Zhang Juzheng pays special attention to his personal image and tries to draw a clear line from sensuality. Of course, when he returns home, he has two opinions. After all, he has arrived.
So far, Zhang Juzheng has taken in three concubines.
Yanfu is a concentration camp for sensual dogs and horses.
The reason why Zhang Juzheng did not refuse Yan Shifan's invitation to a banquet was, on the one hand, because Yan Shifan was too powerful to refuse, and getting close to Yan Shifan was part of his plan; on the other hand, he did not want to leave a reputation that was untainted by the mud.
.
However, the beauty in my arms is so cute and cute, and her appearance is so good, plus she is secretly flirting with her little tricks.
Zhang Juzheng's appetite for food was suddenly aroused.
Zhang Juzheng was a little distracted by the flirtation, and stretched out his hand out of nowhere.
"Ahem."
At this moment, Yan Shifan in the seat coughed.
The beauty in Zhang Juzheng's arms stopped suddenly, giggled and jumped out of Zhang Juzheng's arms in an instant.
Due to the sudden departure, the hem of the beauty's skirt was still held in Zhang Juzheng's hand, and it was pulled up quite a bit.
"Sir, please return the delicate hem of your skirt to me."
The beauty shyly covered her thin skirt with her hands, and blinked at Zhang Juzheng innocently with her eyes, making frequent glances, and said softly with her little mouth pouting.
Hahaha
Seeing this, there was a burst of laughter at the banquet.
Facing the laughter of the crowd, Zhang Juzheng remained calm. The embarrassment disappeared in a flash, and he calmly let go of his hand. He said half in defense and half in self-deprecation: "This girl is quite similar to Ju Zheng's Xina concubine. Ju Zheng was in a daze for a moment."