Nine hundred and fortieth chapters such a clearance
It was Zhang Juzheng's first experience with the jade cup, but the officials beside him were experienced at it. While the maid was making a toast, he moved his hands up and down happily. After finishing the drink, he reluctantly let the maid leave.
The guests enjoyed the jade cups one after another, and soon it was Luo Wenlong's turn.
Luo Wenlong was even more dissolute and unruly, and amidst the cheers of the crowd, he almost had the maid executed on the spot.
"Hahaha, Brother Wenlong is the only one who is free and carefree in this world." Luo Ziyu next to Luo Wenlong smiled, half joking and half envious. Although he had done something to him just now, he obviously didn't take advantage like Luo Wenlong.
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"Where where"
Luo Wenlong laughed and waved his hands naively, looking like he was not ashamed but proud.
The world is declining and morals are declining!
Zhu Pingan sighed endlessly about this, but Zhu Pingan had no time to sigh because it was about to be his turn for the Jade Cup.
Just when Luo Wenlong's maid was toasting, the maid behind Zhu Ping'an was already ready to move.
Now Luo Wenlong's maid has finished the toast.
Then it's your turn.
Zhu Ping'an resisted the Jade Cup ten thousand times, firstly because he disdained to join them. Everyone here was obviously a well-dressed official of the court, but their actions were despicable, how are they any different from animals?!
Secondly, it is disgust, yes, disgust. Zhu Ping'an considers himself not a mysophobic person, but he is still insensitive to the so-called jade cups. Although there is a jade cup for each person at the banquet, who knows these jade cups
How many people have enjoyed it at previous banquets? Although it is not "a pair of jade arms, a pillow for thousands of people, a little bit of red lips, a thousand people can taste it", it is definitely not a disposable jade cup. In addition, Zhu Pingan knew that Yan Shifan invented the fragrant mouth cup,
But I know that he also invented the fragrant spittoon. When I first came to the capital, I saw Yan Song using the fragrant spittoon. Who knows whether today's fragrant spittoon will be yesterday's fragrant spittoon?! Although I know Yan Shifan himself
They will definitely not be mixed, but who can guarantee whether Yan Shifan will deliberately make fun of himself.
Thirdly, when Zhu Ping'an thought of Li Shu, he lost sight of the so-called jade cup and so on.
"This young and promising young man, what are you thinking about? Being so fascinated will make me wait for a while." The maid behind Zhu Pingan covered her lips with her hands and said in a charming manner.
After saying that, the maid lifted up her skirt and was about to throw herself into Zhu Ping'an's arms.
"Ahem, slow down."
When Zhu Pingan saw this, he quickly stretched out his hand to block it.
"Sir," the maid blinked her big watery eyes and looked at Zhu Pingan innocently and aggrievedly.
"Haha, Zihou, what's wrong? Do you also want to imitate your uncle's poems to warm the wine?" Yan Shifan squinted his one eye and looked at Zhu Pingan with interest.
"No." Zhu Pingan shook his head.
"No? What else can you do to stand in the way of the No. 1 Scholar? It's your turn to drink. Hurry up and act like a man. Why are you so squirmy?! Come on, come on, don't spoil everyone's interest."
Luo Ziyu was the first to raise the issue.
"Hehehe, why, I should say that you, Zhuangyuan Lang, are an upright gentleman and keep a clean mind. You look down on me and others for drinking from jade cups. You feel dirty in your eyes. You want to get out of the mud and remain unsullied. You are ashamed to associate with us?!"
How could Luo Wenlong be absent when he was belittling Zhu Ping'an? Then Luo Ziyu's question put Zhu Ping'an against everyone.
As soon as Luo Wenlong said this, everyone turned their attention to Zhu Pingan, especially the official who had just drank from a jade cup, his eyes were even sharper.
"No?!"
Zhu Pingan shook his head vigorously, he must deny it at this time.
"Hahaha, that's because the No. 1 Scholar is shy. Sorry, I'm not an outsider. Just let go of the No. 1 Scholar and give it your best. Young people are very angry and can't control it. It's normal. Besides, as the No. 1 Scholar
If you are talented enough, you can compose a poem after drinking, and maybe it will turn out to be a romantic story." The official next to Ouyang Zishi stretched his neck to look at Zhu Pingan, and laughed and said loudly.
"Hahaha, the number one scholar is thin-skinned and can't save face. I'm sorry, hahaha."
"Oh, there is an old saying, you want to be something and you want to build a memorial arch, haha"
Everyone burst out laughing when they heard this.
Romantic story?!
I think the world is in decline! When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he couldn't stop slandering him.
"Hahaha, as a man, you have to have fun drinking. Come and sit on your lap." Yan Shifan glanced at everyone, laughed, and pulled the maid next to him onto his lap, and moved her hands up and down.
The rest of the people followed suit.
The maid next to Zhu Pingan also giggled and sat on Zhu Pingan's lap, as if she was as soft as a bone, and wanted to press into Zhu Pingan's arms.
Zhu Ping'an was good at blocking it with his hands.
"Sir, don't be timid."
The maid on Zhu Pingan's lap said coquettishly, and as she spoke, she nuzzled into Zhu Pingan's arms.
"Haha, Zihou, you are the most timid and cautious today."
Yan Shifan was holding the maid in his arms, while squinting his one eye and staring at Zhu Pingan, he asked in a serious tone, "Zihou, tell me the truth, do you want to play with women?!"
Yan Shifan stared at Zhu Ping with his squinted one eye, his eyes sharp, as if he could see through Zhu Ping's heart.
There was an undercurrent at the banquet.
"Think." Faced with Yan Shifan's inquiry, Zhu Pingan raised his head and looked at Yan Shifan for a few seconds, then nodded slowly. In fact, Zhu Pingan had the words "but not" behind him, but he did not say it.
"Hahaha, Zihou is quite honest. Let's see, there is no man in this world who doesn't want to play with women, hahaha, unless he is not a man." Yan Shifan laughed with satisfaction after hearing Zhu Pingan's answer.
"Hahaha, Master Yan is right, how can a man not want to play with women, unless he is not a man." Everyone laughed.
The atmosphere at the banquet became lively and lively again.
"There is no such thing as Liu Xiahui in this world. Even Confucius said, 'Food and sex are the nature of human beings, so how can human beings have great desires?'" It is nonsense to say that the laws of nature should destroy human desires. Zhu Xi and his concubines are all in the house.
If you are not satisfied, you still want to take Nani as your concubine and your daughter-in-law. Those people who say they are self-restraint, return to etiquette, and keep themselves clean, secretly are not beasts in human skin?! Be consistent in their words and deeds, and play whatever they want. This is a real man.
"
Yan Shifan laughed and talked eloquently, as if he was giving guidance to the country.
Everyone agreed and laughed.
"Master Zhu, this is Master Yan's insight. A man, you can play if you want, don't hold back, act like a girl. Come on, drink the jade cup of wine." After laughing, Luo Ziyu and others urged Zhu Ping'an.
The maid on Zhu Pingan's lap was very good at seizing the opportunity. After Luo Ziyu and others urged Zhu Pingan, she picked up the wine flask with her slender hands, took a sip into the cherry mouth, and turned around to toast Zhu Pingan.
"Ahem, please give me a drink first to strengthen your courage."
Zhu Ping'an behaved as if he was a brother-in-law. He was eager to try, but also a little shy, and his expression was very well controlled.
Zhu Ping'an's expression reminded many people of the first time they visited a brothel. At that time, they also drank a glass of wine to build up their courage before walking into the brothel excitedly and apprehensively.
Understand, understand.
So everyone acquiesced to Zhu Pingan's actions.
Zhu Pingan took the wine glass from the maid's hand, poured a glass into his own glass, and drank it all in one gulp.
Everyone looked at Zhu Pingan expectantly.
"Ahem, um, I have to have another drink." Zhu Pingan burped.
"You must be such a coward when drinking makes people bold. Drink, drink."
Luo Wenlong and others laughed endlessly.
So, Zhu Pingan poured another glass and took another sip.
Then
no
Gotta have another drink
Amid the laughter of everyone, Zhu Pingan drank another drink.
After the third glass of courageous wine, Zhu Pingan fell down under the table, mumbling something like "no, no, no", "drink, be strong" and the like.
Totally drunk.
Everyone was stunned for a while.
Zhang Juzheng opened his mouth wide. Just now he was thinking about how Zhu Ping'an would get through this, but he didn't expect it to be like this.