Chapter 500 Cute, Stupid Zombie Dad, Zombie Dad's Next Life 1
Chapter 500 Cute and Stupid Zombie Dad (Zombie Dad Afterlife 1)
Fuchen opened his eyes and felt that his neck was strange, painful and heavy - don't go there, his eyes were bloodshot -
Fuchen retreated in fright.
The person in front of him was not human at first glance. His skin was uglier than tree bark, his eyes were covered with a film, and most importantly, he also had a pair of long fangs.
"Ah!" Fuchen screamed, grabbing the stone and throwing it at it crazily. But soon, she found that her neck hurt and she couldn't use her hands.
Cover your neck and press hard.
Fuchen remembered what happened. She was a little beggar who was led to a house because of a steamed bun as a child.
She was wary of everyone except children who were well dressed and spoke politely.
The child said that he still had steamed buns at home and asked her to follow him home and give her two more steamed buns.
She looked into the other person's eyes, and there was light in them. Without thinking much, she agreed.
The door opened immediately.
The zombies are not moving.
Fuchen stepped forward and lifted the cloth.
Maybe the ugly zombie was some kind of nobleman during his lifetime.
Fuchen stared blankly at the zombie jumping around like a monkey, and noticed that one of his teeth was missing from his mouth.
As soon as you get close to the zombie, the zombie will quickly jump into the coffin in the center and close the coffin lid.
Fuchen was anxious, and suddenly a plan came to his mind. "I have a way to connect your teeth!"
"Roar!" Fuchen was angry, jumping up and down to bite someone.
"Go, don't make trouble." Fuchen pushed the zombie away hard.
It's almost night.
The floating dust threw the broken bricks over.
Walking through the woods and walking into the village, everyone looked behind.
Run away from zombies and Taoist priests!
Fuchen held his neck, thinking for a moment before going to take a look. He saw that the zombie kept trying to connect the tooth, but the broken tooth just broke and could not be connected.
She knew that some so-called righteous Taoist priests would release zombies to cause trouble, and then collect money to suppress them. Or they would use zombies to kill their righteous colleagues.
Midnight time.
Fuchen touched her neck. There were two holes on her neck, but now they had thick scars. She didn't know how to deal with them, but she vaguely remembered to use glutinous rice.
There are many robber holes in the tomb.
My palms were steaming and I let go subconsciously.
Fuchen scratched subconsciously.
Fuchen was happy when he saw the tomb door in front of him. However, he saw a zombie crawling into the hole and closing the door.
But... Fuchen looked at the bright red picture in front of him. Is this child's graffiti his life?
Zombies have unlimited years. As long as they are refined a little, zombies will be a weapon for future generations to clamor for in the world.
It's so ugly when kids fight.
The secret passage was very long, going back and forth and going around eight secret chambers before Fuchen reached the mountain gate.
Someone opened some of the black bag and discovered something was wrong, "This is not the one in the tomb. It is the blood servant who was thrown in yesterday."
"Roar!" the zombie roared, indicating its sovereignty.
Tombs usually have murals that tell the identity and life of the owner during his lifetime.
If you listen carefully, you can seem to hear the sound of water.
Fuchen jumped around the zombie and watched around the zombie.
But there was nothing she was looking for in the tomb. There was only a coffin and a zombie squatting on the side grinding its teeth.
Fuchen also followed Yazi. If he didn't run away, he would be transformed into a corpse by the Taoist priest!
The Taoist priest chased after him.
"I, I apologize to you, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have opened your kennel and exposed your corpse. Open the door, open the door quickly! If you don't open the door, I will be turned into a mummy!" Fuchen said in a hurry to be polite.
Fuchen looked around, grabbed a long-bright lamp, knocked out the tooth, and beat the zombie violently.
There is a coffin in the middle. Judging from the material and the gold paint, it looks good.
There are brief changes in indoor light, with fluctuations of brightness and extinction.
The zombie picked up his broken teeth and ran away howling.
I guess the sun was shining brightly outside. Those Taoist priests also wanted to take advantage of the scorching sun to catch zombies.
He was probably angry too.
Do they want to live?
The zombie noticed it, shook off the dust in his hands, and jumped out.
My neck is itchy again.
Seeing this, the zombies also ran over to join in the fun. They started to get angry when they stepped on it, but this guy thought it was fun.
The floating dust danced around in the tomb.
Fuchen was so frightened that he jumped behind.
"Ouch!" Fuchen was stung.
It's very itchy, very itchy. I want to find something to bite.
Surprisingly, the zombies also came over.
But the most important thing is to escape!
The door is wide open, and the rich sunlight is pouring in from the outside.
"Woooo." The ugly zombie cried. He had no teeth and no fingers, and he was very uneasy.
Fuchen was disgusted and went straight to pull the clothes drying on the bamboo pole and threw them on the rice vat.
The original tension of the rope lost resistance, and the floating dust was quickly pulled out. It was quickly put into a black bag.
Fuchen saw his broken teeth at a glance and shouted, "Roar!"
The four of them felt a sense of fear.
Get food to eat.
"How to get out?" Fuchen asked.
"Hey, ugly zombie." Fuchen shouted.
Not knowing whether he was a human being or a corpse, Fuchen planned to buy some glutinous rice to apply on himself.
"Ouch! Ouch!" Fuchen lost his balance and inserted his fingers into the stone to prevent himself from being dragged down.
Fuchen quickly grabbed a handful of raw glutinous rice and applied it to his bite wound.
The quiet tomb echoed with cries.
The ugly zombie suddenly reacted, and the body that had climbed up slipped back, and jumped on Fuchen's body with both feet to stomp on him.
When Fu Chen returned to the tomb, he saw the zombie squatting on the ground and grinding his teeth seriously. When he saw Fu Chen approaching, he immediately turned his back and "quietly" grinded his teeth.
I don’t know how long I have been bouncing around, but Fuchen’s consciousness is getting weaker and weaker.
Close the door—fuck!
"Open the door, open the door! I'm still outside!" Fuchen shouted anxiously.
Although Fuchen is only a 4-year-old child, he also understands many dark things in society.
"Roar! Roar!" The ugly zombie roared, and the voice became weaker after the roar. It seemed a little aggrieved.
This time I cried louder and howled.
"Ouch!" Fuchen screamed, and threw half of the broken bricks at the zombies frantically.
The zombie was very curious when he saw Fuchen shed tears, and pressed his fingers hard on his eyeballs.
Watching Fu Chen's movements, the zombies also learned to cover their whole bodies with clothes. They wrapped them tightly around and around.
Suddenly I noticed that my nails were getting longer.
The ugly zombie is squatting next to the coffin.
But once I stopped, I couldn't stand it anymore.
The zombie stared blankly at Fuchen, holding a tooth, as if saying, "Hurry up, hurry up. My precious tooth is about to be attached!"
Look around, there are walls on all six sides.
Fuchen glanced at it and decided to take a detour for himself.
Fuchen looked over and saw that he was completely a mummy.
Hmm... Fuchen looked at the zombie huddled in Midian's kennel.
Fuchen suspected that he had too much corpse poison, so he simply spread out layers of raw glutinous rice and stepped on it himself.
The Taoist priest adjusted the light and pointed it at the floating dust.
After the door closed, the tension was completely let go.
Fuchen secretly resented, why should she die?
After entering the door, she was stuffed into a chicken coop until she was taken to the mountain and pushed into a cave.
When the zombies come back, the trap will automatically close and the group of Taoist priests will not be able to enter.
It’s just that the hands cannot be discounted.
Then he lit a fire and cooked it with some glutinous rice. It was perfect for internal use and external application. During the cooking process, Fu Chen noticed that the fire was not extinguished. This showed that the ventilation in the tomb was good.
Use her completely like a doghouse.
"Wait a minute." The Taoist priest loosened the rope, took out the Bagua disc from the package, and twisted open the cover in the center. There was a mirror. The sunlight was refracted from the mirror into the hole.
As soon as I reached the edge of the mountain, I heard someone shouting, "The zombies are here!"
The zombie stole a porcelain vat from somewhere and covered his body.
Covering it with a cloth, the creature whined and retreated into the doghouse.
The zombie stretched out his hand and roared, "Ah——"
After catching for a long time, there was only one little minion, and the real king was still behind.
On the road, zombies were still following me. They just said "Gulu Gulu" and I didn't know what they were talking about.
This ugly zombie should have been a prince during his lifetime.
Fu Chen was so angry that he beat the zombies away. He didn't care about anything and just stuffed the whole pot into his mouth.
Fuchen quickly rolled in and closed the door before the Taoist priest followed.
Very stiff.
There are things out there that she wants to get.
In fact, she was grinding her teeth against the coffin lid.
The back of my head finally turned around. I was still sobbing, but luckily it was quieter.
Fuchen listened carefully and jumped on his feet, waiting for the rice to be cooked. He also tickled himself.
Fuchen turned around and stared at the zombies, it was time to settle the score.
Fuchen ran to fill a small sack of glutinous rice and carried it away.
Then the hole the zombies ran out of before should be a small door, or even a robbery hole.
Fuchen jumped up and got stuck - no matter how he jumped, he could only jump on his legs and couldn't move his body.
"Gouwazi, come here, come here." Fuchen said as if teasing a dog.
Hurrying slowly, Fuchen walked to the rice shop in the town to buy rice. When he was about to give money, Fuchen remembered that he had no money.
Fuchen didn't care about him. She hurriedly finished the white rice and jumped on the raw glutinous rice. In order to increase the amount of training, she covered the surrounding area and ran around the tomb.
The dead Taoist friends are not dead, and they are clearly used by him.
Zombies run even faster.
When Fuchen opened her eyes, she was awakened by the itch.
The Taoist priest took out a plate of ink stick thread, and the four of them worked together to surround Fuchen.
The floating dust tramples on the glutinous rice to prevent corpse poison from spreading throughout the body.
The zombie went to touch it, and the last half of his teeth were broken. He burst into tears. He ran to the corner and sobbed.
The tomb was very large, and the dust jumped around in a circle, and finally jumped to the door.
"Pull out its teeth! Good guy, you've caught it."
"Roar!" Fuchen was angry and opened his mouth to bite.
Fuchen was so scared that he ran away.
"Hiss—" Fuchen grinned.
"Ah! Zombies! There are zombies!" someone screamed.
The light moves down to the palm of the hand.
"Aha! The tomb door is here! Huh -" The man panicked and shouted to his companion, "Come on! The zombies are here!"
The zombie grabbed Fuchen and kept staring at Fuchen's eyes, hoping to see tears.
Out the door.
The zombies over there want to rob, and the dust over here wants to eat.
Fuchen's eyes rolled, and he tried again desperately, overturning the doghouse and smashing it to the ground.
"Ow, ow, ow." The zombie came back howling.
Hot! So hot!
Fu Chen jumped in panic and his right foot fell into the rope. The person behind him saw this and pulled, and the rope automatically knotted and trapped Fu Chen.
Fuchen chased behind.
There are organs in the tomb.
Fuchen dug some mud for himself and covered his whole body to protect himself.
Fuchen tried his best to dig his nails into the stone.
After a while, she still lost consciousness.
I simply kept grinding the dust. After grinding the right fang, I switched to the left fang. However, the right fang felt uncomfortable and I wanted to sharpen the fang with my hands.
Four people pulled the rope angrily.
Raw glutinous rice soon turns black and cannot be used.
The host didn't dare to come forward when he saw it.
Soon.
The older one and the younger one watched helplessly as half of another tooth was knocked out, smashed against the wall, and fell to the ground.
This zombie has the same IQ as a dog. Fuchen sighed secretly, pulled a piece of cloth to cover the zombie, and struggled from the zombie's hand.
When the zombies just left, Fuchen felt that the tomb was much brighter.
He used the most primitive and direct method, biting with his mouth and scratching with his nails. After a while, Fuchen bit one of the ugly zombie's arms and tore it hard.
In the chaos, there was a scream that belonged to the zombie itself.
Fuchen stepped forward and fumbled around, found a hidden mechanism, and entered the secret passage.
There were words beside it, but Fuha Chen couldn't understand a single word.
This vat is too big. It is probably the vat used to store rice in rural areas.
Shaking off the dust, the ugly zombie began to escape.
Fuchen looked behind.
"Boom." came a familiar voice.
The internal mechanisms also protect this stupid ugly zombie.
She looked at the thief's cave, and her anger came from the cave.
"Ah!" Someone suddenly yelled, holding his neck.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Fuchen felt hurt and helpless. He had suffered a lot at an early age.
The Taoist priest's breath became tighter and tighter, and it was still some time before dark.
Basically it's done from top to bottom.
As the voice fell, footsteps were heard soon after.
Finally, the ugly zombie went up, and Fuchen was stepped down. He looked at the robbery hole above his head, his eyes a little confused.
"Aow! Aow!" The zombie threw himself in front of his teeth, crying like a dog.
The corpse has changed, the corpse has changed.
Fuchen realized that the zombie in front of him probably had intelligence, which was why people outside wanted to catch him.
Fuchen pulled it for a while and then rubbed it with his teeth for a while, but found that it didn't make her feel comfortable.
Fuchen looked at the zombies and then at the pictures. Maybe this was the aesthetics of that time.
"ah!"
Both of them were stunned.
Don't use it for nothing.
The ugly zombie jumped up and climbed up using all four limbs.
The two zombies couldn't see each other and started fighting.
Fuchen stared at the zombie with his mouth half open, not believing it. Is this guy really crying, or is he imitating her?
"Don't worry about it! Go in! If it's later, the yang energy will not be as strong."
Ugly zombies only respond with the back of their heads.
If I don't have enough glutinous rice, I'm afraid I'll have to call the owner of this stuff.
"Why is there still a sound? Shouldn't he be dead?" The sound came from the empty cave.
There was a "click" sound.
"Wow!"
If the cave was robbed, then part of the tomb has been destroyed. Things on the outside have been stolen.
At least she still had a pair of eyes left to see the road, but this guy didn't even have any eyes left.
I saw the zombies without the sun protection cloth running wild instantly, with green faces and fangs ready to eat people at any time.
My body aches with burning pain.
The origin of this zombie is a mystery.
Grinding and grinding seemed to stop the itch a little.
Having lost his arm, I instinctively looked for a place to relieve the itch, so I threw myself on the coffin lid and grinded my teeth hard.
Zombies, in the royal family, are called "zombie immortals".
"Ouch! Ouch!" Fuchen fell to the ground in pain.
Look up at the sun.
It's still itchy, it's crazy.
This guy immediately lifted the dust up to hide in the shade.
Fuchen bounced up and jumped on the ugly zombie, bit the ugly zombie's finger, and rubbed it again and again.
The four people took their pocket ropes and ran up Fuchen, but Fuchen turned around and jumped in.
The rice turns black quickly.
"Come and drag them all! Oh my, this zombie is so strong!" the Taoist priest shouted.
Focus on zombies.
"Ho ho." The zombies came to join in the fun again and also took rice from the pot.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The zombie's eyelids instantly raised and he pointed at a wall with "Oh."
It's past noon.
The sun is shining brightly outside. It's disgusting for no reason.
Fuchen didn't feel any guilt at all, he picked up his rice bag and walked straight into the tomb.
When he got close to the exit, Fuchen saw the mural.
"Roar!" the zombie roared, picked up the black bag on the ground and flew into the hole.
Only then did the three of them react, "Quick! He's going to run away."
I saw that the zombies had entered the cave and the tomb door was slowly closing.
The three of them did not dare to enter the cave rashly and stopped by the door.
