Chapter 501 Cute and Stupid Zombie Dad 2 Zombie Dad's Next Life 2
Chapter 501 Cute and Stupid Zombie Dad 2 (Zombie Dad Afterlife 2)
There was a pool of blood under the person lying on the ground. He stretched out his hands and opened his mouth to shout silently, "Help me."
The three of them looked into each other's eyes, and the Taomu Sword quickly struck them in the heart.
The dust that entered the hole was picked out of the bag and quickly jumped to the edge, away from the ugly zombies. Her body was in tatters, and black smoke was rising from many places.
"Oh oh oh oh." The ugly zombie roared.
Without thinking, Fuchen jumped into the tomb, threw himself into the coffin, and closed the coffin lid.
The ugly zombie walked over, pushed open the coffin lid, and reached in.
The floating dust shrank.
Touching the wound with his hand, black color penetrated into the body, and the wound healed quickly.
His hand slowly swept over the wounds, and finally reached her nails.
The female ghost responded: Zombies are all mentally ill. It’s better to be a ghost.
Although she is a little zombie, the zombie in front of her has no teeth, so it is no longer a deterrent.
The two zombies opened the tomb door and sneaked down the mountain. They could already walk, but they were still used to jumping around.
It was also the day she knew: it was dangerous outside, that she had to sleep in a coffin during the day, and that this same kind of person would save her.
Fuchen thought for a moment and responded, "Oh."
In order to take care of Fuchen, Ugly Zombie allowed her to hold the coffin lid and grind her teeth while he squatted on the ground to grind the corners of the coffin.
Fuchen and the big zombie looked at each other at the same time. They couldn't quite hear what was said before. They only knew that there were people at the foot of the mountain. More than a hundred people!
At night.
The female ghost remained motionless, watching the two zombies repeating the opening and closing "bite" of Yamashita in her head.
After finishing everything, Fuchen patted the coffin as a sign to sleep.
The ugly zombie was not happy the first time he teethed. But he was soon attracted by the big task of grinding his teeth and started grinding his teeth seriously.
They silently guard their home and the creatures in the mountains.
But among the yin and yang, zombies, ghosts, and water fear belong to yin, so the two little zombies are very happy swimming in the water.
Teeth are the greatest symbol of strength for zombies. Zombies without teeth can never go out. They must wait until their teeth grow back before they can go out, otherwise they will be killed by other zombies.
The big zombie also wanted to go out. The dead skin on his face began to become elastic little by little.
Fuchen felt happy when he saw the water. He shouted "Ouch" and jumped down. The ugly zombie didn't even bother to hold on, so he jumped down too.
"Why are you staying here? It's been 1,300 years and you still haven't had enough?"
Only the bandits who occasionally passed by were defeated by the big zombies twice.
Fuchen looked at the sun and began to think about how nice it would be to be in the sun.
The female ghost wandered around speechlessly, chasing two large and small zombies behind her and biting her teeth without paying any attention.
Fuchen and the big zombie stared at the female ghost without any embarrassment. At that time, there was a pig in front of them.
"There are no Taoist priests chasing you."
Villagers began to gather again at the foot of the mountain, and the crowd gradually grew.
Two zombies were lying in a coffin. Fortunately, the coffin was a large single-person coffin, so the two of them lay next to each other without feeling crowded.
Fuchen moved the fastest. He jumped up and pounced on the female ghost, opened his mouth and bit it. He clearly saw that he bit the "person" and bit the water.
"Roar!" Fuchen roared.
Fuchen also remembered that there was a food ration next door that he could never finish.
Fuchen was satisfied, so he jumped in and slept in the middle majestically.
A female ghost came out angrily, "What's going on with you?!" Heishui automatically moved his long hair to connect with the female ghost.
"Ouch!" The ugly zombie hit his head directly on the top of the coffin, and a piece of skin fell off his face. He opened his mouth, "Ouch!"
The big and small zombies stared at the fat meat in the front yard with red eyes, and bit into the pig's butt.
The sun shines through the waterfall.
"Ouch." The ugly zombie lowered his head.
A few minutes later.
After the sun appeared, Fuchen sat at the entrance of the cave and sighed while looking at the water.
Beyond the shadow line, there is bright sunshine and jubilant waterfalls. Beyond the waterfalls, there are great rivers and mountains.
There is a small zombie sleeping in the coffin, and a large zombie lying on the coffin floor.
"Oh ho ho!" the ugly zombie yelled.
Fuchen jumped up and pushed the big zombie's head to the side with his straight fingers.
This family suspected that wild animals were surrounding them.
There are also dots of sunshine growing at the entrance of the cave.
Without hesitation, his hands moved to his buttocks to give treatment.
In the process, Fuchen discovered that grinding teeth with zombies was the most beneficial way.
The main entrance of the tomb is hidden in the mountains and forests.
No one knew how long the time had passed in the mountain, and the two of them had no idea how long they had stayed in the tomb. However, the two of them had fun together.
"Ho ho." She directed the ugly zombie to find a place for her to play.
Fuchen no longer allowed the big zombie to bite people, knocked his teeth, and looked threatening, not allowing him to eat people anymore, and seriously practicing immortality.
Even during the day, the floating dust has no effect and I can swim happily above it.
Until, a thousand years later in modern times, their mountains were designated as nature reserves.
Desire is growing crazily.
The female ghost knew the whole story and pointed at the two useless zombies, "Hahahaha! You bite the pig! The zombie bites the pig!"
After that, Fuchen hid in the tomb, unwilling to see humans.
"Ouch." Fuchen shouted, attracting Choujiang Corpse to come over, and touched the coffin board with his hand.
Her level is also too low and she is still a toddler, so she is not suitable for running around much.
The water is very deep.
Since the area was developed, people have been jumping into the lake to swim.
Fuchen scolded the big zombie, "Ho ho ho ho!" He was not allowed to go down the mountain again.
The black water swirled towards Fu Chen, who stared at it blankly, curious, and turned around from the black water.
The natural sense of territoriality and fighting arose. Fuchen jumped around the coffin, staring at the big zombie, wondering how to deal with him.
The broken tooth was also well polished and polished by him.
"Here, people stare at my butt every day. I can't play in the water or grind my teeth behind the waterfall. My life is completely disrupted."
The little zombie stared at the person in the dust, and gradually more things came to his mind.
Fuchen picked up the coffin board and smashed it on the head of the ugly zombie.
Fuchen glanced at the neatly postured ugly zombie next to him, and subconsciously walked over to it.
The zombie stared blankly at the black ink-like water ghost surrounding him.
There is indeed a village at the foot of the mountain. There is a lot of life, human life.
The zombies patrolled the bottom of the water for two months before giving up the pursuit.
Experiencing fires in the mountains and forests, summoning rain and rain.
Fuchen silently wrote it down.
"Roar." The ugly zombie protested in a low voice.
The sound of "sizzling" and "sizzling" friction in the secret room was dull and powerful, showing someone's wolfish ambition.
"Ouch." The pig fell to the ground, grunting and panting.
The ugly zombie moved the coffin lid forward, looking left and right, but there was no place for it.
Disliked that the big zombie took up too much space, Fuchen simply kicked the big zombie outside.
There were Taoist priests outside, and she didn't want to go out.
Occasionally, they would teach the children who urinated on their tombs a lesson, show up and frighten them, or go to their homes and blow yin gas to make people sick.
The two corpses grind their teeth tirelessly every day. Even if the teeth are not itchy, they will polish them carefully.
She takes the big zombie and sleeps in the coffin in the tomb every day to practice and overcome the desire for fangs.
The ugly zombie was so frightened that he slowly crawled into the coffin, crowded around the coffin, and closed the coffin.
"Ouch." Wrongful.
As night falls, the dust floats, and the ugly zombie wakes up. He opens the lid and grinds his teeth.
The two zombies slept peacefully like this for five years, and Fuchen came up with the idea of seeing the world.
The ugly zombie took a step back, then stepped forward to demonstrate angrily, "Roar!"
Teeth grinding is a very delicate and important task.
But the waterfall behind the mountain is a highlight of the reserve. A line has been developed to view the mountain. Because the water area has been developed, the female ghost who can freely enter and exit multiple water areas is educating two pedantic zombies while applying nail polish.
"It's so fun outside! It's so colorful and beautiful. You must go out and see the world."
After staying in the cemetery for five days, Fuchen gradually became more temperamental.
The black water wrapped around Fu Chen in circles, and Fu Chen stared blankly. The big zombie swam around Fu Chen, floating on the black water.
The ugly zombie subconsciously wants to jump in first.
Twenty minutes later, the female ghost had not yet reacted when she saw zombies, big and small, and was speechless.
The female ghost was just talking to herself, not expecting the two zombies to listen. She knew zombies were stupid a thousand years ago.
Fuchen roared in response.
The mountain below became an empty city.
The female ghost raised a flirtatious look, glanced at it, and continued to paint her toenails, "Besides, you all look like humans, so why bother staying here. Practice, practice, if you don't go down the mountain to survive human tribulations, how can you practice and ascend?"
Behind is a natural waterfall, covering the tomb.
The two corpses began to discuss going outside to play, but they were afraid of the Taoist priest.
"Huh?" Fuchen pretended to be angry.
These water ghosts have practiced Taoism for two to three hundred years and are numerous in number.
Time makes the two of them grow.
A "roar" made the big zombie hand over his broken tooth.
The world is gradually becoming more stable.
The big zombie who was used to being enslaved skillfully led Fuchen to the back of the tomb.
The female ghost in the lake ran out to play along the underground river many times, and taught the two mindless zombies while folding silk flowers for themselves, "Times have changed outside."
In other words, the position of the coffin is a point where the Yin Qi of heaven and earth automatically gathers.
Fuchen, who gradually gains wisdom, will consciously protect the mountain and the people in it.
It was cloudy at this time.
The female ghost remembered that she had a stupid neighbor zombie.
The coffin board made a loud noise as it "jumped".
As winter passes and autumn comes, Fuchen and the big zombie always go to the lake to look for female ghosts to bite, until the sun begins to pass through this mountain stream.
The death of a pig in the village is a big deal.
Fuchen liked it very much and rubbed his teeth against his own.
“I don’t know how many of the original Taoist priests and grandsons have died.
However, the black masses at the bottom of the water surrounded him before he could identify them.
The big zombie was jumping around trying to join in the fun, but couldn't jump up, so it imitated the floating dust and lay down like a dead corpse floating up, and moved its feet into the black water circle to join in the fun.
The people in the house heard the sound and grabbed the iron rake and came out. There was a hexagonal mirror directly above the door.
The first time he was born, it ended in embarrassment.
It's a bit comfortable.
A plague soon broke out at the foot of the mountain, and people were dying and fleeing.
In the shadow line, two stupid zombies will seriously grind their teeth.
Under the dark water, two zombies looked at the water above their heads. There were several people swimming on the water. Their bare feet and bellies looked so dazzling on the water.
Even though she has teeth, she doesn't want to declare her authority.
It was another long period of time, so long that the two zombies also had their own thoughts (the mental age is about three human years), and they knew boredom.
When zombies big and small saw "people", they opened their mouths wide and exposed their fangs, and chased the female ghost.
But the big zombie got the taste and went down the mountain every three days to bite. It bit all the domestic animals in the yard and occasionally lone people were bitten by it.
The two zombies can only play on the bottom of the water, then walk to the bottom of the mountain where the lake is flooded, go to the bottom of the tomb to get out of the water, and return to the main tomb.
When the villagers at the foot of the mountain encountered bandits and enemy troops attacked, they went down the mountain to kill people.
Occasionally, dark clouds pass through the sky, completely blocking the sunlight, and it becomes cloudy again. The two zombies have another day to swim.
The ugly zombie showed his vision at this time and tried to move the coffin lid.
Among the five elements, zombies belong to earth and ghosts belong to water.
The coffin board is made of golden nanmu. Although it has become tattered over the years, its texture is still there.
"That's enough! See if you can touch me?" the female ghost scolded.
The ugly zombie didn't dare to move and huddled up in a ball.
Fuchen's fear of human beings continues to this day. No matter what, he picks up the big zombie and runs to the tomb.
The female ghost hides in the mud at the bottom of the water.
Water ghost.
This little light couldn't hurt, but it still made the two zombies feel uncomfortable.
The mountain where the tomb is located is the core area, not the tourist area.
There were corpses under the water, he felt.
When the two of them have nothing to do, they will start squatting next to the sun and grinding their teeth.
People in the village beat gongs and drums all over the mountains and fields to drive away wild animals.
The tomb is a home, and the coffin is the safest place. The two zombies cuddled together and spent a long time together.
"Why bother?"
They circled around the zombies and found no response, so they turned to the floating dust on the water.
The big zombie also ran to bite it, and it was also full of saliva.
And the ugly zombie defaults to sleeping with her.
At this moment, she became dependent on the ugly zombie next to her.
The big zombie wandered around the sealed coffin for a long time at night, silently touching its mouth without fangs, jumping up, falling on its back on the coffin board, and sleeping.
Now she is a little zombie floating dust.
The teeth in my mouth were itchy again, and I was eager to bite something.
During the day, except for getting up to grind her teeth, she lay in the coffin.
The zombie does not need to vomit, she just needs to float on the top of the water.
Fuchen reacted and saw that the ugly zombie did not kill her. After hesitating for a while, he quickly turned around and said: Hey, butt, butt, butt, your butt is hurt too!
The first time the light entered the hole, it burned her buttocks.
The zombies were attracted, jumping and crouching down in front of Fuchen.
Some people started to go into the mountains to catch zombies again.
However, the large and small zombies did not react, and continued to pounce forward and bite forward, even if they only bit their own teeth.
The two zombies lay resting under the water, listening to the female ghost's noises, but didn't notice anything.
Lying on a corpse to practice is what she should do.
And the ugly zombie went underwater.
"Ho ho." The ugly zombie said again, turning over into the coffin.
"The original Taoist priests became monks. The country promoted Buddhism and destroyed Taoism."
She set her sights on the big zombie.
Fuchen stared straight at the big zombie, the toothless zombie, and jumped a step further.
The corpse that jumped in jumped back again and froze in place for a long time.
The human experience of the past is no longer remembered.
This process occurs when sleeping in a coffin during the day.
The female ghost gave an idea, "There is a village named Sun at the foot of the mountain. There are not many people, more than a hundred people. You go and try it. If you are afraid, come back."
None of the zombies reacted, and they were still biting the "human".
There was a loud "bang" sound.
Fuchen grabbed the coffin board and moved it little by little.
Even though there was a "no swimming" sign next to it, some people blatantly went swimming in the water. Villagers even took the lead in playing.
If the tomb wall hadn't seen the moonlight, the zombies would never have thought of leaving.
The former burglary hole was exposed due to fallen wood.
Zombies, big and small, shoveled soil all night to cover the hole and then covered the big tree next to it. While the two were busy, they were discovered by the forest guard who got up early.
"Who are you?" The forest guard looked at the young man and the little girl in surprise, wondering how they entered the deep mountains.
