Chapter 502 Cute and Stupid Dad 3 Zombie Dad's Next Life
Chapter 502 Cute and Stupid Dad 3 (Zombie Dad Afterlife)
A thousand years of life has brought changes to zombies.
Their bodies have long been normal and human, and they are not afraid of the sun or the laws of heaven and earth.
The original clothes on their bodies had become shabby with the passage of time. They all picked up clothes from people who swam in the lake.
The man wore a pair of tight jeans, a woman's pink top, and his hair was long and messy.
Fuchen was wearing a men's top as a skirt. Although she looked decent, she could still tell that something was wrong.
The ranger immediately called the intercom and called his companions over.
Fuchen and the big zombie want to go home, but they are afraid that the door to their home will be opened by humans.
The female ghost talked about the dangers of human "cannons" and said that they destroyed the zombies in the north. This made both of them awe of human beings.
Although the door of the house is very close, I dare not enter.
Fuchen hugged the big zombie and looked at people warily.
"two thousand."
"Who do you want to listen to?" Fuchen threatened, jumped up and slapped Liu Minzhi with a big slap in the face, biting her face.
The big zombie works hard during the day, but there are always people who want to bully Liu Minzhi, who doesn't like to talk. These people don't like to take care of things.
"Tsk." The neighbors were disgusted and said it was strange.
The female ghost Rourou waved her hands while looking at the zombies, big and small, and introduced with a smile, "You can't go wrong. The temperament of this idiot is unmistakable in Yamato." She turned to explain to the villagers, "Before the reform, some people hid in the mountains and couldn't come out.
They haven't seen anyone for so many years. They just stayed stupid in the mountains."
"Forget it for adults, don't ruin the child."
Fuchen learned how to eat noodles with chopsticks.
But it does not hinder cooperation.
Liu Minzhi, the big zombie, only has a pair of innocent eyes staring at you.
Rourou waved her hand, "Two thousand, just two thousand. Deal."
But the people next to him were startled and looked at the father and daughter.
Fuchen was caught on the hit point, and his biting mouth loosened, "Ultraman can do it too? Color can also do it?"
"And the Internet fee. She didn't give it to you for free."
"What's the excitement? Are there so many people around?" came a familiar female voice.
Fuchen wanted to watch cartoons and play games, but was overtaken by a zombie and a ghost, and drove him away with force.
The village director asked many questions, but neither of them spoke.
Returning to the underground palace, there is a huge open space next to it. There are shiny golden tiles on the open space, and there are only a large mother-child coffin and a small coffin in the middle.
"Are you stupid?" Looking at the father and daughter who were busy paying for the Internet fee, the male ghost couldn't help but ask.
The two were still confused after receiving their household registration books. After getting away from the crowd, they wanted to go to the mountains. They were stopped by the "kind-hearted" villagers, "We can't go to the mountains anymore! You didn't know how to hunt wild animals before, but now you know how to do it."
You know, it is against the law to go into the mountains to catch wild animals, and those caught will be shot."
Fuchen followed Rourou, Liu Minzhi followed the male ghost, and started to learn how to do business.
The neighbor realized the problem and ran to see the kitchen. The kitchen was still full of dust. Even the bed was full of dust. The whole house had not been cleaned at all. Thinking of the cave residence, the neighbor sighed and said, "You guys are really particular. Come on,
Eat some noodles at my house."
Fortunately, the zombies have physical strength and are not too tired after finishing their work. At night, the little zombies still take them to the nearby fields to catch toads.
"I don't want negative energy." The male ghost shook his head and looked at the big zombie Liu Minzhi, "I want to cooperate and rebuild the business empire."
But when I saved 350 yuan in 11 months, the price of the TV set increased to 450 yuan.
Fuchen looked at the director and opened his mouth to speak but didn't know what to say.
Fuchen did not agree.
"Everyone here is dead. You father and daughter are pitiful. The village has decided to give you their house and land. You can live in the village, farm the land, and do some small business, and you can support yourself."
"game?"
Half a year later, the big zombie at Dagong raised his salary and saved 700 yuan, so he could finally buy a 700-yuan color TV set. Liu Minzhi couldn't move while staring at the 1,000-yuan computer in the store.
In this way, the big zombie was taken to the construction site in the city to do small work. The little zombie was taken to the construction site Dapeng.
But if the big zombie has his salary deducted, Fuchen will jump out.
It wasn't until three days later that a neighbor saw the father and daughter who had been watching Ultraman TV from home and casually asked, "Have you eaten?"
The male ghost officially moved into the big villa, and Rourou also squeezed in. The second ghost lived on the third floor.
The adult patted the big zombie again and said, "Comrade Liu, little Fuchen is not young anymore. It's time to go to school. You will need a dowry when you grow up. Why don't you prepare the money now?"
"The ghost girl bought this house at auction for 3,000 yuan and gave it to you for 100,000 yuan."
The two zombies jumped around the whole big villa, very happy to have a house.
"You don't eat or drink, you all work for her."
"The balance owed is one thousand less."
People come to visit the nature reserve from time to time, some open restaurants, some open hotels, and some open small shops.
There is a unique cave in the villa.
"It is against the law to hunt in the mountains, and you will be shot. Please tell me quickly and honestly, what are you doing in the mountains? Otherwise, we will send you to the police station and you will not be able to come out!" the village director threatened and scolded.
Liu Minzhi didn't do a big job. He learned computers from a male ghost. He didn't have a good brain and was very strict. Fortunately, there was no time limit.
In the end, I tore up the contract and agreed on a total price of 4,000 yuan, including the arrears. I returned the Internet and tried again on my own, choosing the most expensive package of 16 yuan.
Back and forth, the two of them earned a lot of money from their work.
Liu Minzhi is still playing with chopsticks.
Fuchen stared at Rourou with an unhappy expression.
Fuchen stared at the female ghost warily.
Rourou immediately tore it up, "Don't! Don't! Don't! I'm here to teach you how to be a good person."
"What are ghosts afraid of? Can ghosts harm you?" Rourou took out the contract and asked the two of them to sign and seal it. "In order to take care of you, I will pull the net for you for free. I will pay for it myself."
Liu Minzhi didn't move, and the hand holding the computer didn't even move.
It took another three months to save 450 yuan, and a color TV set appeared, costing 650 yuan.
Fuchen stared at Rourou, why are you so rich?
"No. Just one thousand."
"Everything is fine," the waitress explained with a smile. "You can also chat with people remotely. QQ is very popular now. Children can chat with people and play games."
When registering his name, Big Zombie accurately reported his birth name, "Liu Minzhi".
In the end, the two of them applied for new ID cards and registered as household registrations.
"Rourou, are you coming to the city so early?" the villagers greeted her.
"Yes, games. Boxing, racing, changing clothes, and dancing are all available. Computers can do anything."
"My house is a haunted house, with a large cemetery in front of it. Less than half a year after my death, a black-hearted agent sold it to you for ten thousand yuan."
The villagers looked at the two of them with pity in their eyes.
On the opposite side of the mountain are piles of tombs. The wind blows from the north, and the undercurrent also flows from the north, blowing the yin energy here.
"I don't care what you want, I want a color TV." The money was in her hand, Fu Chen handed over the money neatly. But everyone looked at Fu Chen, who was not taller than the counter, and looked at the adult Liu Minzhi.
Rourou vowed, "Go and check, my home is the cave in Guaizi Mountain. I saw them before going down the mountain. I can guarantee them that they are indeed old users in our mountain."
Someone with dignity in the village said Rourou, "Take them to work in the city. At least make some money."
Liu Minzhi stubbornly held onto a computer and refused to let go, unwilling to compromise.
Big Zombie’s salary is fifty yuan a month, which is just enough to repay the loan. Zombie has no pressure to eat, so he doesn’t realize what’s going on.
The male ghost was not a simple person during his lifetime. When his career was soaring, his rival came into his home and cut off half of his head with a shovel.
You can buy a TV after working for a year.
Soon, the forest guards took the two men down the mountain and sent them to the neighborhood committee.
"Anything can be done..." Fuchen was also fascinated. He stared at the price of the computer and hesitated for a long time.
Fuchen lowered his head and looked at the money in his hand, which was one yuan and two cents.
"It's great to be neighbors after so many years." When she said this, the female ghost stared at the male ghost.
The villagers were afraid that their stupid brother "Liu Minzhi" would go up the mountain again and discussed finding him some work.
Liu Minzhi secretly purchased golden nanmu, paid a large sum of money to hire a carpenter to make a coffin, and placed it in the villa.
"Yeah." Liu Minzhi put down the computer and followed Fuchen out obediently.
They still worked hard every day, and Fuchen kept an eye on the price every day. Fortunately, the price did not rise again. The two finally got the money for the computer in 4 months and 27 days.
Originally, I just wanted to eat some meat, but I was discovered by my colleagues and expressed my praise, "You guys worked really fast. Judging from your appearance, I think you are a toothsmith from a nearby construction site. So, you can sell it to me for five cents each. When the time comes,
No matter what kind of meat you eat, someone will process it for you."
The zombies, big and small, all turned their heads and looked at the woman: the woman's breath was exactly the same as that of the female ghost.
Fuchen agreed.
Thinking of Big Zombie's salary, "How much do you make per month?"
I went to find an agent and found a large single-family villa with good feng shui for RMB 60,000.
The person who helped forgot about Liu Minzhi because of his own affairs.
"Ahem, I heard that the supermarket is opening a big sale today, and it's only 10% off. Isn't this why I ran over to grab the goods?" the woman said, and then entered the house.
Fuchen stared at the color TV, he should be right in one step. He went back to work with the big zombie.
Fuchen wrote his name, "Fuchen." Registered as "Liu Fuchen."
Rourou appeared and found the two of them, "If you want to buy a house, come to me. I have a suite in my hand, which is especially suitable for you. It's not expensive, 60,000 yuan. It's a large single-family villa. There's no one around, and the facilities inside are all good.
We are delivering color TV sets. The feng shui is absolutely good. If you want to borrow money, I will give you a discount. Just give me fifty yuan a month for twenty years."
The two of them are on the same household register, and they have a father-daughter relationship.
Liu Minzhi was taken to a small shop to help, but because Muleng couldn't speak, he was scolded by the landlady all day long.
Ten years passed before I knew it.
The coffin is in the center of the underground palace.
The big zombie conveyed most of the Yin Qi to the male ghost. Fuchen took the male ghost to find the female ghost Rourou and "beat her to death."
On both sides are cloakrooms for two people.
Fuchen didn't believe her.
She felt she could, but forgot.
When the little zombie Fuchen saw the money, he thought of TV series and Ultraman. He took the big zombie to the small shop and pointed at the black and white TV, "How much is it?"
Although the fields were divided, the busy farming season was missed.
Even when she was scolded, Liu Minzhi had a dull face. On the contrary, her daughter Fuchen could still do some work.
Fuchen reacted.
Fuchen had no idea that the female ghost had already integrated into the secular life as a human being at the foot of the mountain.
"350 yuan!"
"If you pull the net yourself, the fee ranges from two yuan to ten yuan. If someone else helps you pull the net, the most expensive one will be given directly to you. The most expensive one is 16 yuan a month, and I will give you 20 yuan. You have to pay more every month.
4 yuan, you will have to pay more in the future.”
Rourou took the two zombies over to have a look, and the zombies liked it immediately. The place has a strong negative energy and is very comfortable.
"Hey, isn't this Yamato?" the woman said.
Can't understand.
There is no internet at the construction site, and they are not allowed to use electricity.
Liu Minzhi was confused and didn't know what money meant.
She immediately learned to count money and fight with anyone who cheated.
Free of charge, four words that hit the big zombie's heart. He signed his name neatly.
"go out."
"If we work for another half a year, we can have a computer." Fuchen said to Liu Minzhi.
I saw a group of people surrounding me, and the zombies, big and small, were even tighter and more alert.
In order not to cause trouble, the waitress took the initiative to put the matter aside and walked up to Fuchen, "Kids, you can only watch TV on the TV, but you can watch anything on the computer."
The two were arrested again and put in a dilapidated old house.
"There are two modes of Internet payment. The female ghost directly chose the second mode for you, just to play with you."
"One piece a day." The big zombie said, gesturing with his hands.
Fuchen began to investigate Rourou and found out that this guy was involved in real estate. She was open-minded, chatted well with people, and got a lot of information.
The two of them inexplicably handed over a bag of toads in exchange for a handful of small coins. They didn't realize that the middleman was ruthlessly raking in the difference.
Fuchen stared at the male ghost, "Help? We will give you Yin Qi and beat the female ghost to death."
Except there is a male ghost next to the house with half of his head broken off.
They don't like sleeping on beds or sleeping on the ground, because they have done various jobs and spent half a year digging a huge underground palace.
The female ghost glanced at the aggrieved male ghost and coaxed her, "What a big deal, buy another one."
The female ghost Rourou bought another computer specifically for male ghosts. It has better performance. The price tag is 10,000. It comes with high-definition effects when watching animations.
Liu Minzhi watched Fuchen use chopsticks and played with the chopsticks himself, somewhat inseparable.
"You must have been stupid in the mountains and can't speak anymore."
No one can beat the father and daughter.
Someone acted as a guarantor, and their identities were simplified.
I excitedly ran over to buy a computer and took it back to the construction site, only to realize that I needed to connect to the Internet.
The big zombie still had a confused look in his eyes, hugging the floating dust at his feet and saying nothing.
Male ghosts look at zombies as much as they look at fools.
The little Fuchen zombie stared at the TV without answering.
To make up for the excess Internet fee of twenty yuan per month, the zombies catch toads, cicadas, and various animals to make up for it.
Big zombie doesn't have it.
The two faced the second problem: buying a house.
To the south is a water waterfall. Turning on the switch emits sunlight that imitates the sun, simulating the exquisiteness behind the tomb. This is when the two corpses grind their teeth.
To the north is the washroom, which is actually a pool connected to an underground river. There is a lot of ghost energy and yin energy in the water, which exactly simulates the mountain stream.
The two zombies are hiding in the underground palace and are unwilling to come out. The two ghosts above them have both opened companies, and their careers are going smoothly. The two zombies are unwilling to move much, and they will not leave after paying off the house.
As night falls, two zombies squat in front of a man-made waterfall and grind their teeth seriously.
