"Great, the safety of the association can be guaranteed!"
"Let us see the power of the 'Purgatory Unparalleled Explosive Heat Wave Cannon'!"
"Mr. King, I love you, please give me your autograph."
"You guys, don't bother the king!"
As soon as he arrived at the Heroes Association, King unsurprisingly became the center of attention.
As for the bald devil following the king, he was selectively ignored by everyone.
"So popular, this guy." Saitama scratched his face.
Immediately afterwards, he grabbed a staff member who was looking enthusiastic and asked, "Excuse me, where is Jon Joestar, also known as 'Skywalker'?"
"You..." The young lady wearing glasses was stunned and said impatiently: "Who are you? No one is allowed to enter the headquarters!"
"I can be considered a hero after all." Saitama pointed to his face, "I am the C-class hero, the bald caped man."
C-level hero?
It’s really hilarious.
The girl wearing glasses waved her hand, "Now that the association is facing a major crisis, even C-level heroes have a stage where they can be active..."
Halfway through the conversation.
She suddenly realized: "I understand, you want to please Lord Jon and take the opportunity to improve your hero ranking!"
Saitama:???
I'm obviously here to reminisce about old times.
Just made an appointment by the way.
Are hero rankings useful?
He was about to explain.
Sudden.
The atmosphere became inexplicably quiet.
At the same time, the fierce fighting spirit was like a knife, making people shudder!
Two people walked towards the end of the aisle.
One has black hair and black eyes, and a tall and straight figure.
One has silver hair standing on end and fierce eyes.
It's Jon and the Wolf!
"Hey." Jon greeted proactively, "Long time no see."
"Yes...yeah,"
The king twitched the corners of his mouth, his expression slightly stiff.
That guy is the strongest man in the Hero Association - the king!
The hungry wolf's pupils shrank sharply.
Cold sweat broke out all of a sudden.
terrible.
How can there be such terrible people in the world!?
If Jon around you is like the wind.
When it is gentle, it leaves no trace on the face; when it is violent, it destroys the heaven and earth.
Then the king opposite is the bottomless abyss.
At first glance, it looks unremarkable.
If you look closely.
You will truly feel the terror of that guy.
There are flaws everywhere.
There are murderous opportunities everywhere!
This is probably the highest state of "heavy sword without edge, great skill without craftsmanship".
It seems that I am still far behind.
After thinking for a while, the hungry wolf unconsciously clenched his fists and tensed his body.
Sensing something strange next to him, Jon blinked.
"Relax." He patted Hungry Wolf on the shoulder, "For my sake, Mr. King will not take action against you."
After all, I can't beat him even if I try...
The hungry wolf was stunned for a moment, then quickly pushed away Jon's hand, "Stop talking nonsense, and don't touch me!"
OK OK OK.
Who told you to be arrogant?
Jon shrugged indifferently.
Then, he looked at the king and said, "Let's go, Kawaki is waiting for us in the war conference room."
King nodded slightly, "Yeah."
Little did I know.
Such a simple interaction made the Hero Association staff explode with excitement on the spot.
j&k
What a magical combination.
With them here, even god-level monsters can definitely be easily killed!
Association of weirdos?
Ah.
Just wait, Mr. Joestar and Mr. King will uproot you sooner or later!
A smooth journey.
Jon and the king ‘talked and chatted’.
Of course, it was mainly Jon who was talking, and King was only responsible for nodding.
The two of them were not far behind.
Saitama and Hungry Wolf are like two lackeys, with extremely low sense of presence.
Looking at the backs of the two figures whom he dreamed of defeating, the hungry wolf gritted his teeth and said, "Wait! Sooner or later, I will make you look good!"
"By the way, why are you here?" Because he couldn't find a suitable opportunity to interrupt, Saitama had to focus on the hungry wolf, "Didn't I send you to prison?"
Um?
The hungry wolf frowned slightly.
The next second, he suddenly reacted, "It's you!"
I'm sorry, didn't you recognize me just now?
I am so inconspicuous...
Three gloomy black lines appeared on Saitama's forehead.
Hungry Wolf suddenly used a chokehold, wanting to teach this bastard a lesson for sending him to prison.
Saitama is puzzled.
It was fine just now, why did you suddenly start to move?
but.
I'm not the kind of person who won't fight back when someone hits me.
Raising his fist, he realized something was wrong.
After all, it is the headquarters of the Heroes Association.
If you destroy the walls and foundation, you won't have any money to pay for it.
So Saitama changed his fight to bomb.
It takes a lot of effort to talk about it.
In fact, it’s all in the blink of an eye.
Saitama raised his fingers expressionlessly.
at this time.
A figure flashed past.
It's Jon!
I saw him spreading his palms very accurately, letting Saitama's fingers flick into his palm, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, the kid is ignorant, he is just joking."
Hungry Wolf:!!!
king:???
What exactly happened just now?
The hungry wolf was stunned.
All he felt was a blur in front of his eyes.
then......
Saitama's expression finally changed, "You are so strong. I haven't met anyone who can keep up with my speed in a long time."
Jon took a step back and said, "Absolutely."
When Little D came out of his cocoon, he once said something like this, 'You are just immortal, not immortal. Some special people, such as Saitama, can still kill you.'
But now, he has the confidence to fight Saitama without losing!
Saitama said with great interest: "When I saw you fighting the giant before, it was quite difficult. I didn't expect that after a little while, you had already caught up with me."
That's~
I am the strongest substitute messenger in history.
He is on par with you, a man with strong rules.
Jon smiled and said, "Let's discuss it if we have a chance."
good!
This is what I've been waiting for!
Under the gaze of King and Hungry Wolf, Saitama's style became more handsome inexplicably.
He said in a deep voice, "It's a deal!"
I just made an appointment here.
Kawaki came over there in a hurry.
Seeing Jon and King, a hint of joy flashed on his face, and he hurriedly said: "Great, you are finally here!"
"Didn't you mean a meeting?" Jon scratched his eyebrows, "You are too impatient."
"Can I not be in a hurry!" Kawaki took a deep breath and told the news he had just received, "The martial arts conference was hijacked by weirdos, and the 'metal bat' responsible for protecting sponsors also encountered a dragon-level dragon that had been missing for more than ten years.
The strange Elder Centipede, his life and death are unknown now."
He looked at Jon and King, "Please, now is the time for the association's trump card to take action!"
After listening, Jon didn't care.
The king was so frightened that he started the 'Emperor Engine' directly.
Dragon level monster?
What a joke.
With his small body, he may not be able to withstand even a wolf-level monster, let alone a dragon-level monster!
Saitama family.
It all depends on you!!!!
Feeling like someone was watching him, Saitama touched his bald head.
To be honest, he didn't know much about the classification of weirdos.
Anyway, no matter what it is, as long as it needs a punch, it will be solved.
"Dragon Level"
It sounds very powerful.
Jon rolled his eyes and said, "In that case, one for each of us?"
The king pretended to be calm and said: "Okay."
Jon smiled, "I choose the weirdo from the martial arts competition, Elder Centipede, and leave it to you, Mr. King."
After thinking for a few seconds, King nodded, "Okay."
good......
I really want to die!
I was so nervous that my stomach hurt.
besides.
Heart.
Stop jumping.
I really can't stand other people's expectant looks.
What if... what if the Saitama clan is no match for a dragon-level monster?
I bought all those figurines, games and other embarrassing things at home for nothing!
King crossed his arms and said, "This time, I will not let Elder Centipede escape again."
(What am I talking about? My body is moving on its own!)
Kawaki relaxed a little and said, "With Mr. King's 'Purgatory Unparalleled Explosive Heat Wave Cannon', I believe that even Elder Centipede is no match for you."
If possible, please try to avoid fighting in urban areas. We just experienced an alien invasion a few days ago, and our association’s budget is no longer very high.”
King said calmly: "Okay."
What a fart! I don’t want to fight at all, I want to go home and watch anime!)
Because if you are not showing off, you are on the way to showing off.
Therefore, for King, showing off has become as instinctive as breathing.
As we all know, people cannot fight their own instincts.
King, gradually gave up thinking.
Jon looked secretly amused.
With a greeting, he opened the 'portal' with one hand and left with an unhappy expression on his face.
Saitama is extremely envious.
Superpowers are so convenient.
If he had such useful abilities like Jon, he would no longer have to worry about not being able to catch the Saturday supermarket sale day.
The words are divided into two parts.
However, it was said that after Jon brought Hungry Wolf to the martial arts competition, he happened to see the dragon-level weirdo 'Hero' distributing weird cells to the participating martial artists.
Monster cells are an exclusive prop in this world. As long as you eat them, they can cause changes in your whole body and turn you into a monster.
The hungry wolf took a quick look.
Oops.
Just these stinky fish and shrimps?
The standard of the martial arts competition is really too bad to watch.
The hero turned his head.
Seeing Jon and the hungry wolf suddenly appearing, his four eyes narrowed slightly.
Immediately, his expression changed drastically.
"Skywalker!"
"It's me." Jon put his hands in his pockets and walked slowly towards the hero, "Give me a face and pretend that what happened here never happened."
Hero:???
no.
Although I often see your name in various information channels, we are not that familiar.
The hero calmed down and sneered: "The response speed of the Heroes Association is quite fast. I didn't expect to meet you here."
As he said that, he lowered his arms and assumed a fighting stance, "Okay, let me see what a hero who can hold up a spaceship with one arm is really capable of."
Jon was a little speechless.
Just because you are not a person with the face fruit ability, no one will give you face?
Hi.
Angry.
He stretched out a finger, wanting to give Hero a happy one.
But at this moment, a burly figure jumped out and stood squarely between Hero and Jon.
"Jie Jie Jie."
Former martial artist, now dragon-level weirdo Baoshan, smiling strangely like an elder of the Soul Palace.
Jon was slightly startled.
No way?
He can't really be that brainless...
"Skywalker, they say that you and King are tied for being the strongest in the Heroes Association. Let me, Mr. Baoshan, come and meet you!"
Baoshan said confidently.
Jon was dumbfounded.
One word - absolutely.
What a weird (human) ceiling!
The hero bared his teeth and said: "Stop talking nonsense and retreat quickly. This is not your battlefield."
As a veteran dragon-level weirdo, he can see clearly.
Baoshan, who had eaten the monster cells, could only barely touch the edge of the dragon-level monster.
Not to mention those terrifying beings in the association, even he could beat Bakuzan to the point where he didn’t even recognize his own mother...
Although, I don’t even know him now.
Baoshan said impatiently: "Don't come and order me!
Now that I'm a weirdo like you, you don't think you can still manipulate me like you did before, do you?"
Hero:......
Impressed.
Could it be that when he turned into a monster, his brain was destroyed?
Jon looked at Haojie, then at Baoshan, and suggested: "How about you go together, we can have a companion on the road to the underworld."
Yo.
What a loud tone.
I just learned grappling...
No, the weirdo cells I just ate, how can I endure this injustice?
Take a look at your move.
"Devil May Cry lower kick!"
A fierce kick, powerful and heavy.
Explosive Mountain Jiejie laughed wildly.
It was as if he had seen the enemy's desperate situation with his lower body shattered and wailing.
Jon had no interest in playing kid's fighting games with him.
A thought came into my mind.
theworld!
The timeout takes effect.
In the still time, he cut off Bakuzan's body with a thin thread.
Then, time begins to flow.
"Haha! Is it so fast that you can't see it? So what about this move?"
Tuck your legs and lift them up.
Bear kill mid kick!
Immediately afterwards, stop the momentum and punch.
Shura's fist attack!
A feint.
The final killing move is the hell funeral knife!
Junjie noticed something unusual.
Sighed softly.
This idiot...
"Jie, Jie, Jie, go to hell."
With a wild laugh, Baoshan maintained his downward slashing posture.
But gradually, he felt something was wrong.
own body.
Why did it start to get out of control?
‘pat’ ‘pat’
Under the horrified gaze of those martial arts masters, the explosive mountain that was arrogant one second turned into a pile of minced meat the next.
Jon looked at the hero, "Are you going to die directly, or do you struggle and then die?"
Hero:......
Is there a possibility.
Can I not die?
Take a deep breath.
The muscles all over the hero's body bulged, and his momentum increased visibly to the naked eye.
Jon didn't think anything of it.
The hungry wolf next to him strangled his neck as if he was drowning.
The coercion has solidified into physical oppression, making it impossible for him to breathe!
"Skywalker, you may be really strong, but you have to know that there are people outside the world, and there is a world outside the world. There are many strong people in our Weird Association, and its foundation is so profound that you can't even imagine it.
Apart from anything else, do you know Elder Centipede from a few years ago?"
Just talking.
Sudden!
A huge head flew over.
boom!!!!!
Just like a meteorite, it created a large crater with a diameter of tens of meters on the ground.
The hero swallowed and spit.
Subconsciously, I looked into the pit.
But in the deep pit, Elder Centipede's head was lying quietly, with gurgling dark green poisonous blood flowing out.
Jon said deliberately: "Elder Centipede? He is also a member of your Weird Association. I'm so scared."
Hero:......
on purpose.
That guy definitely said that on purpose.
Burning with anger.
The hero suddenly punched forward.
But soon.
The angry expression on his face turned to horror.
Because he saw that his body had turned into uniform pieces of meat just like the explosive mountain...