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Chapter 931 Give me a hard beating!

There's something wrong with the people in this team!

By the way, why can you eat monsters so calmly?

Aren't you afraid of being poisoned?

"Kabul, Kabul, they are so strange."

"We'd better go, I'm afraid they'll get too excited and even eat us..."

"Although it is outrageous, it is not impossible."

"The elf looked at Wenwen as weak, but ended up eating more fiercely than anyone else."

"What should we do? Just say something!"

Kabul was so noisy that his head was pounding.

He wanted to communicate with Laos, but Laos was completely lost in the smell of the aquatic horse.

At this moment, the dwarf female warrior Daia's stomach growled.

Her hair is too long and covers most of her face, but her embarrassment can still be detected through some subtle changes.

Just like sneezing is contagious.

A rumbling stomach can also be contagious.

Halflings, kobolds, and even Kabul himself felt an unspeakable hunger.

Companions, you look at me, I look at you, no one has broken through the last bottom line - they are waiting for an opportunity.

Kabul blushed a little, but fortunately it was hard to see because of his skin color. After whispering with his companions, he walked over bravely: "Leos..."

Leos: "Uh-huh? Uh-huh, uh-huh!"

Kabul's head was covered with black lines.

Please swallow what's in your mouth before talking to me.

Sensi was very considerate and took the initiative to say to Kabul: "After struggling for so long and going through resurrection, you must be hungry. Come on, eat. I've made a lot, so please don't be polite."

Kabul also wanted to say a few kind words.

However, I was really hungry.

Bowed deeply: "Thank you for your care, I am grateful!"

After saying that, he waved back: "Come on, stop standing."

A crowd of people gathered around him.

Senxi laughed loudly: "That's the way it is. It's fun when more people eat."

Kabul scratched his head, retaining some dignity after all, and introduced his group to Leos and others before the meal began.

Leos: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..."

Halfway through his words, Malusiel hit him on the head with a knife: "Swallow what's in your mouth before you speak!"

"Um... I'm sorry, Jon's food is really delicious. Ahem, anyway, the black-haired swordsman over there is Qiao Qiao, who is both civil and military, the elf mage Malusil, and the lock that can't be opened

The locksmith Qilchak takes good care of our dwarf warrior Sensi." Leos also introduced Kabul and others.

After a simple greeting, both parties knew each other.

Kabul and the others took out their own cutlery, eagerly waiting for Sensi to serve the rice. Whether the water-dwelling horse could eat it or not, aside from that, they brought their own wheat, so there would definitely be no problem eating it.

However, just eating without vegetables or soup is somewhat difficult to swallow.

Especially when there is a group of 'taotie' who look like wolves and tigers in front of us. Under this situation, the dwarf picnic rice, which is delicious in itself, becomes dull.

Kabul swallowed his food hard, looked at Leos and the others quietly, and asked curiously: "Excuse me for being rude, but why do you want to eat monsters?"

Regarding this issue, let Marusil and Chilchak take action.

why?

Why do I feel that in just a few days, my body... or maybe my tongue and taste buds have been transformed into something incredible by the two chefs?

Is this the so-called "eating fall"?

Suddenly, Jon turned his head and showed a subtle smile to the two of them as if he could read their minds: "Do you like my big piece of meat (referring to horse meat)! Tell me, do you like my big piece of meat!"

Marusil and Chirchak said intoxicatedly and painfully: "This body can no longer live without your cooking."

Kabul et al:???

I don’t know why, it always feels weird. But I can’t tell where it is specifically...

"We also have a lot of difficulties." Leos sighed: "If possible, who doesn't want to eat normal meals?"

With that said, Leos described the situation faced by his group.

After listening to everything, the eyes of Kabul and others changed.

I thought it was just pica.

I didn't expect the truth behind it to be so heartwarming.

but.

Judging from the expressions on Laos and Maruchil's face, it seems that they don't want to eat monsters out of necessity.

By the way, you had a great time eating, right? There were smiles on your faces!

"Would you like to try it? Sensi and Qiaoqiao have prepared your share." Leos invited enthusiastically.

Kabul wanted to wave his hand and refuse.

However, before he could speak, the dwarf female warrior Daiya took the horse meat soup Senxi served him.

For a moment, all eyes fell on her.

Daiya was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "We dwarves are not so particular, filling our stomachs is the first priority."

Stop talking, old man, let me do it first!

In full view of everyone, she drank the entire bowl of soup.

Daiya, are you awake?

Lin looked at her companions with concern.

Then Daiya lowered her head and muttered softly.

"What did you say?" Halfling Mikobel came to Daya's side, "Say it again, I didn't hear you clearly."

"What kind of food did we eat before?" Dia raised her head suddenly, because the movement was too large, and even exposed her eyes hidden under her hair: "This soup is too delicious!"

Everyone:∑(°Д°)

real or fake?

That's an aquatic horse.

A serious monster.

Can the cooked food still be delicious?

The kobold Heizi swallowed his saliva and shouted to Senxi: "Wow (give me a whole bowl too)!"

Senxi smiled and filled a large bowl and handed it over.

When the kobold tasted it, his eyes gleamed.

Then he turned his attention to the pot of horse meat and stretched out his chopsticks with anxiety and expectation.

This action seemed to open Pandora's box.

Vaguely, a golden light flashed in Heizi's mouth.

"Wow (the dog has no regrets)!"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Hey, hey, hey, why are you eating so randomly!" Mike Bell said accusingly. Suddenly, the conversation changed: "You don't take me with you when you eat, really.

Not enough friends!”

"Everyone... you have to resist temptation." Lin showed a panicked expression.

When Malusiel heard this, she came over with a bowl and said, "Don't be so defensive. Just take one bite and you will understand."

"No!" Lin resisted.

He resists not only monster food, but also Maluciel, who is from the academy.

However, the stupid elf didn't seem to read the air, and thought that Master Hei Changzhi across the way just couldn't save face, and kept "seduce" in a seductive tone, "It's delicious, just take one bite, and you won't be able to stop!"

Malusiel's brain circuit is very simple - she is already 'dirty' anyway, so she might as well drag others down with her.

"Duck!" Lin still wanted to resist.

However, Maluciel showed extraordinary agility at this time.

Soon enough, she picked up a piece of horse meat and stuffed it into Lin's open mouth with lightning speed.

Lin had only one thought in her mind at that time: No, I'm dirty!

But the next second, the unique flavor bloomed on the tip of her tongue, causing her thoughts to fall into a moment of sluggishness.

The taste of onions, potatoes, and the tenderness of aquatic horses are skillfully blended together.

It turned into a storm and swept her whole body.

Even in the spiritual world, this storm tore her clothes mercilessly, revealing her truest side...

(Jon: Clothes popping is a routine operation, sit down, everyone sits down)

"Lin! Hey, Lin, are you okay?" Seeing that his partner was silent, Kabul thought something had happened and asked quickly.

Lin knelt down and hugged her knees, with a look of dismay on her face: "Why is a mere water-dwelling horse so delicious?"

'True fragrance' is the essence of all intelligent creatures.

Lin noticed the hopeless self deep inside her: she still wanted to continue eating.

Chirchak smiled secretly: "Eating monsters is the first and second time it happens. You must fall for me as soon as possible!"

Exactly as imagined, Kabul and his gang finally fell.

Rice, vegetables, soup.

Nothing is left.

The two teams rubbed their bellies with satisfaction and sat on the shore chatting.

"Ah, I really didn't expect that monsters can be so delicious after being cooked. I've learned a lot today." Kabul said with a gentle smile.

Although there was a lot of resistance at the beginning, I accepted this setting and found eating monsters and other things very interesting...

"Really?" Leos said with an 'I understand' expression on his face, "I only ate it when I had no other choice at first, but then..."

"I can't pretend I didn't hear this."

"You were obviously in high spirits and wanted to make something to eat."

"We were just lucky enough to meet Jon and Sensi."

"If other people want to eat monsters, they shouldn't be able to eat the effects we have."

Malucil and Chilchak talked to each other and sold out all Laos' old records.

Laos scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Is there such a thing? Hahaha, I don't remember."

Then he turned his head and said to Kabul very seriously: "It's true that I'm lucky to have met Jon and Sensi. Although monsters are delicious, they also have their dangers. The second is that they are unpalatable if they are not handled well. The most important thing is that some of them are poisoned."

risk."

Hearing this, Kabul gave up a certain idea in his mind.

Think about it carefully.

Too.

It is impossible for every team to have teammates who are good at cooking.

After all, adventurers come to the underground dungeon to kill monsters, collect supplies, and make money, not for a youthful adventure.

At this moment, Leos asked: "What are you going to do next? Continue to challenge the fourth floor of the maze?"

"Let's forget it. The supplies we brought out this time are almost exhausted." Kabul smiled bitterly: "The group was destroyed twice, and the adventure funds are not very rich, so we can only temporarily return to the surface to rest."

"That's it—" Leos patted Kabul, the nominal junior, on the shoulder: "Come on."

"Okay, Lord Leos!" Kabul nodded heavily: "This is the last time. If there is a chance, I will definitely return this favor to you."

"It's all small things. When you meet someone in trouble in the maze, just help them." Leos scratched his head, and then he remembered something: "Be careful of the monsters on the third underground floor..."

He originally wanted to remind him about the "Crazy Magician". But he suddenly changed his mind in the middle of the sentence because he was afraid that Capol's team would suddenly get involved and deliberately look for each other.

For a team like theirs, which had been wiped out by treasure bugs and sea snakes, rashly challenging the "crazy magician" would be a recipe for death.

"Thank you for the reminder, Lord Laos." Kabul nodded: "Then, we will meet again if we are destined."





Kabul's team returned to the city after eating and drinking.

Leos waved his hand and watched them leave.

Malusil rolled up her sleeves: "Okay, now that we've eaten and drank enough, it's time to continue our work."

other people:???

Malusil said matter-of-factly: "Give Sensi a bath, otherwise how will we cross the water?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the group of people turned their heads and looked at Senxi at the end of the team.

But in Senxi's eyes, the eyes of his usually amiable friends now revealed a slight red light...

"Duck!"

Malusil: "Protests are ineffective! Jon! Laos, quickly immobilize Sensi! I'm going to start casting spells!"

Sensi:!!!

The thought of resisting just arose.

Leos and Jon hugged his arms.

No matter how strong Senxi is, it is impossible to resist two adults (mainly because he is afraid of hurting the other person)

Chilchak chuckled.

The one who first made the figurines has no descendants.

Sensi, now you finally understand the humiliation I endured in the middle of last night.

"I'll wash it, I'll just wash it." Senxi had no choice but to bow her head obediently.

Hearing what he said, Malusiel winked at Laos and the others: "Okay, let this guy go for now."

With that said, he took out the soap he had just made: "Lin and Diya also helped just now, it must be very useful~"

Sensi's expression was tragic.

Malusil added: "You don't need me to teach you how to use soap."

"It's so rude. Although I intentionally kept my beard resistant to demons, I still washed it several times." Senxi groaned dissatisfied, took the soap, and walked to the water.

"Wait a minute, the lake is still a little dangerous, let me help you with magic." After saying that, Malusil cast a spell, which made Senxi feel cold.

Sensi:0.0

He suspected that Malusiel seemed to be seeking revenge.

But for a while, no evidence could be found.

Hi, so angry.

However, Malusil really had no other thoughts, she was just worried about Sensi's safety...

It should be said or not.

The dwarf's beard is just like Brother Hi's dreadlocks.

It usually looks inconspicuous, but when you open it, the content is really rich.

In addition to grease and monster blood, Laos even saw many leaves, grass roots and unknown carapace fragments.

Lakeside washing·avi

After working for nearly two hours, Senxi finally became clean.

The price is that the thick hair turns him into a hair ball.

"It looks a bit cute." Malusiel's strange aesthetic began to show up. Fortunately, she didn't forget the business and tapped Sensi's body a few times with her staff: "Walking on water."

In the expectant eyes of all his friends, Senxi jumped into the water.

puff.

A soft sound.

The ‘hair ball’ floats

Great success in casting the spell!


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