Chapter 287 Northern Song Version White-haired Girl
Chapter 287 Northern Song Dynasty version of the white-haired girl
"What kind of evil did I do in my last life to end up with the system and you guys.
If I am really guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting you guys torture me in such a cruel way."
With an extremely depressed tone, the white-haired girl Ali cursed like this.
The splashing saliva almost hit Hu Biao's face, and he didn't have the usual feeling and image of a delicate girl at all.
There is no way! Because the current mood in her heart is so bad that she can no longer take care of this.
But in the face of such a level of scolding, Hu Biao, the desperate commander of the Xuange Battalion, did not even twitch his face.
He raised his right hand and wiped the saliva from his face.
He turned sideways, lifted up a piece of homespun cloth that served as a temporary curtain, and took a look outside.
As if nothing was wrong, he spoke to Ah Li: "I think everyone has almost arrived. This big show is about to start. You, the protagonist, Xi'er, get ready and will appear soon."
By the way! Yelv Shiren, Yang Bailao, Dachun, Mu Renzhi, and those guys who are playing the role of losers, are you ready now? Today's performance is very important, so don't make me lose weight?"
Ah Li was so embarrassed that she almost wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment on the ground with her toes, with an area of at least 120 square meters.
Seeing this, Hu Biao finally had time to pick up a cup filled with dark liquid from the table nearby.
They all agreed that it was very necessary to perform a performance in public before holding a grievance meeting.
However, after finally thinking of something, she let out a long sigh and finally said nothing.
Otherwise? It wouldn't be appropriate to let Ah Fen, the sister-in-law with big wavy hair, or Zhan Xiang, the thick blond pony, play such a tragic role.
Just pick a few victims, talk about the brutality of the Liao people, and inspire everyone's desire to fight.
The key is, the thought of performing such a shabby show in front of hundreds of people.
However, facing Ah Li's resistance, Hu Biao just said: "A Li, we don't have much time now, we must win this battle~"
However, it is very clear how serious the situation they are currently facing is.
Although it allows them to eat happily and replenish their body's nutrition, their stomach and intestines cannot bear it.
To be more precise, it was the recipe that Fengrui came up with, using medicinal materials such as Atractylodes, tangerine peel, Magnolia officinalis, Angelica dahurica, Poria, Pinellia ternata, licorice, patchouli oil, perilla leaf oil, etc. to cook 'Patchouli'.
Zhengqi water'.
Finally, Xi'er was found in a cave, and the two reunited.
So last night, a group of them made arrangements on a surprise basis, just like they were improvising.
After everyone got together and put it into perspective, the script was finalized.
This girl, with her natural white hair, was born for the role of Xi'er.
The only difference is that the protagonists have made some down-to-earth adaptations based on their specific environments.
Although their current purpose is not to inspire their subordinates to resist class oppression, but resisting the Liao soldiers is the same reason, right?
After thinking about how to inspire the brave warriors of the battalion to fight to the death with the Liao soldiers, the veterans of the Xuange Battalion thought of such a magical drama almost immediately.
Because of Dachun's bravery and great achievements in battle, he was awarded the title of wife and son by the officials. It was a happy situation for everyone.
The localized adaptation of the plot is pretty good. They have read countless novels on the Internet. Anyway, they have read more textbooks and extracurricular books than they did when they were studying.
Therefore, we know even more how critical it is to successfully win over the hearts and minds of the brave warriors in the camp and unleash their greatest strength in a short period of time.
After hearing such a sentence, the white-haired girl immediately wanted to retort something.
You know, there are countless time travellers, or the protagonists on certain Chinese websites, who have actively staged a drama like "The White-Haired Girl" in the process of inspiring the indigenous people to resist oppression.
Just kidding, if it were such a simple operation, how could they have the nerve to claim that they were also a group of time travellers?
There is even a desperate protagonist in it, also named Hu Biao.
Xi'er fell in love with Dachun, a young farmer from the same village, and Yang Bailao even made an agreement with Dachun's family that Dachun would marry Dachun after the new year.
This thing is not only very effective in treating acute gastroenteritis.
They quickly drew an OK posture with a pen in their hand. Compared with the reluctance on the face of a girl like Ali, they were quite eager to give it a try.
As for how to gather them, it is impossible to just make them eat well.
The expression on his face that said he was determined not to go on stage was quite determined.
Hu Biao and the others had naturally taken precautions against such a situation; that is, while the beef and mutton were stewing in a large pot, there were some earthen pots cooking Chinese medicine on the side.
So, since the monks can't touch it, why can't they?
However, on New Year's Eve, a huge tragedy occurred; a group of Liao soldiers, led by Yelv Shiren, raided the grass valley, crossed the border on this day, and entered Yangjia Village.
The general content after the adaptation is as follows:
Two years later, Dachun, who escaped with his life that day, was recruited by Grand Master Tong to join the army of the Liao Dynasty. He fought bravely with the army and successfully captured Yanjing, and personally killed Yelv Shiren.
Speaking of which! Although her main responsibility in the team is to play some roles such as medic and animal trainer, she is not considered a backbone combatant.
On the border between Song and Liao, there was a farmer named Yang Bailao whose family owned several acres of thin farmland. He and his daughter Xier had always been dependent on each other. Although the life of father and daughter was miserable, they were quite happy.
The above names must sound familiar to you, right?
That's right! Because the big move these veterans have been working out tonight is not just a party to remember the bitterness and remember the sweetness.
At least in a short period of time, it is not possible to completely bring them back to their hearts. This goal can only be achieved by mobilizing the greatest enthusiasm in their hearts and allowing them to exert their subjective initiative.
After taking a sip, my face immediately put on a mask of pain, because this thing is so painful.
The reason for this is because a group of brave warriors in the camp who usually had little oil and water suddenly switched to such oil-rich food.
After some burning, killing, and looting, Yang Bailao was killed by Mu Renzhi, and Xi'er was raped by Yelv Shiren. While being taken to Yanjing, Xi'er found an opportunity to escape into the mountains, and lost her hair under the difficult life.
All white.
But there are some problems with the selection of relevant actors.
Facing such an inquiry, the warehouse manager, Lao She, Duizheng, Er Pang, Wu Zu and others were putting on makeup at that time.
It’s not that we couldn’t find a suitable candidate, to be more precise, it was the heroine that everyone recognized as Ali, but that was because she was very resistant in her heart.
In addition, it also has the effect of dispelling heat, reducing dampness and neutralizing heat. It just so happened that Commander Hu Ying recently suffered from heatstroke, so he would have a drink from time to time...
Especially now, with the show about to start, Ah Li felt even more depressed.
In short, the above script was completed by Hu Biao and others in the time it took to smoke two loudspeaker cigarettes.
Xi'er, Yang Bailao, Yelv Shiren, Mu Renzhi.
So, this shitty drama really deserves to be performed.
Finally, after giving Hu Biao a hard look, the girl Ali gave in.
After a soldier in the camp, who knew a little about musical instruments, played some opening drum beats, Ali, who temporarily wrapped his white hair with a turban, appeared on stage as soon as the curtain was lifted.
Holding back the huge embarrassment in my heart, I just said: "The north wind blows, the snowflakes float..."
