Chapter 288: The Frequent Situation Is Rewarded by Moon Papa, Stinky Egg Baby
Chapter 288 Frequent Situations (Additional update for the 10,000 reward for Moon Father, Stinky Egg Baby)
"What the hell~ This is okay? Isn't this nonsense~"
Seeing such a scene in front of him, rookie Li San was so shocked that he muttered this sentence.
Because the shock in my heart was so great that I even dropped the half-horned cigarette in my mouth without even noticing it.
Frankly speaking! In the adapted version of "The White-Haired Girl of the Northern Song Dynasty", these guys didn't do a very good job in this scene.
I heard that last night, after finalizing the script and actors, they worked overtime to rehearse unannounced. They rehearsed for a total of only two hours.
Xi'er, played by Ah Li, is not to mention professional in terms of singing. She often stumbles when singing, and it is obvious that she has forgotten the lyrics.
The only saving grace is that this girl's tone is pretty good, very crisp.
Yang Bailao, played by the warehouse manager, was extremely hard throughout the whole process; everyone could tell that this guy was so nervous that he almost peeed.
Yelv Shiren, played by Er Pang, was only halfway through the performance, and the obvious laugh scenes appeared five or six times.
Originally, the best candidate for this role was Huang Yizhi, a fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, but he failed to be transported.
But if he were to be replaced by a slightly slimmer Erpang, the image would be more suitable.
No matter how you look at the Dachun played by the warrior soldier, it seems a bit wretched.
Mu Renzhi, played by Lao She, and the bastards played by others such as the singer, have no temperament at all. In short, none of them are up to standard.
Put in the modern world, the composition of their grass-roots team could be scolded by others.
But the performance of the brave warriors in these battalions in front of him greatly exceeded Li San's expectations.
When the play first started, these people were very immersed in watching it; it was obvious that such a novel stage play made their eyes light up.
Let them feel the kind of father-daughter love between Yang Bailao and Xi'er, and the simple love between Xi'er and Dachun.
And that kind of happiness in ordinary life, I feel joyful about it.
Li San could still see that the faces of many brave warriors had kind smiles like aunts.
Even some daredevils who were obviously unmarried looked at Ali's waist twisting on the stage, and her small figure made them blush with imagination.
Then, as the plot continued to progress, the situation suddenly became very different.
Especially at this stage, when Yang Bailao, played by Cangguan, was stabbed to death by Mu Renzhi, played by Lao She, and Xi'er was dragged into the room by Yelv Shiren, it seemed that he was about to be killed.
Suddenly, I don't know who was the first to yell, "Kill these Liao dogs."
Suddenly and without warning, a huge commotion broke out.
Hundreds of daredevils below the stage rushed towards the stage in a swarm; everyone's eyes were filled with extreme anger.
In the blink of an eye, the actors such as Er Pang, Lao She, and the singer were drowned.
The only good thing is that these guys responded so quickly.
Seeing that he couldn't run away, he immediately hugged his head and curled up on the ground to protect some vital parts of his body.
But even so, with so many people rushing forward, if they just step on it, they will all be trampled to death, right?
And just as he was looking at it in a daze, Fengrui kicked him over and cursed: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Come up with me and save people~"
After saying this, he held a shield in his left hand and a stick in his right hand.
From the position on the left side of the stage, while rushing towards the stage, he hit him all over the face with the stick in his hand.
While shouting loudly in his mouth: "This is acting, it's all fake, quickly step back and sit down~"
After hesitating for half a second, Li Santai picked up the stick at hand and followed him. He finally knew now that Mao had given him a stick in advance.
It turns out that a lot of veterans had expected this.
The above scene is just one of the many situations they encountered during the first performance of "The White-Haired Girl of the Northern Song Dynasty"...
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When on the stage, Ali, who had white hair and wore a tattered skirt, and a warrior wearing a red military robe of a warrior, hugged each other tightly.
Suddenly, under the stage, thousands of people applauded thunderously, and countless cheers also sounded.
As the first screenwriter of the play, Hu Biao, a die-hard actor, saw this scene and naturally understood in his heart that the performance of "White Horse Girl" was finally over.
When he breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead. Only then did he realize that in the great tension, he was afraid that even his pants were wet with sweat.
In positions around him, AT, Xu Feng, Yang Dongli and others had almost the same reaction.
Of course, this performance cannot be blamed on their timidity. In fact, a series of developments tonight were somewhat beyond their expectations.
First of all, they naturally know that in the modern version of "The White-Haired Girl", when it was first staged, the actor who played Huang Shiren was shot by an overly devoted soldier and was almost killed.
Therefore, make corresponding preparations in advance.
Er Pang and other villains, who played Yelv Shiren, were asked to put on heavy armor to perform; the soldiers watching the performance were not allowed to carry any weapons.
Other personnel who were not involved in the performance were also prepared to fork him down in case any of his soldiers rushed up.
But when hundreds of people rushed up together, they were frightened at that time. Poor Er Pang and others almost died in the hands of their own people instead of being killed by the Liao and Jin soldiers.
After a long period of explanations with sticks and words, the soldiers under his command finally understood:
These are all acting and fake. If you want to continue watching, just sit still. Otherwise, just go back to sleep and watch your own birds.
Secondly, Hu Biao and the others have experienced several missions and have spent some time in the serious military. Naturally, they know that the rules in the military are strict.
Especially in order to prevent the camp howling at night, there are seventeen prohibitions and fifty-four strict military regulations.
Therefore, before tonight's performance of "The White-Haired Girl", I had an advance greeting with Wang Tongzhi, the highest officer in the camp.
(In the army of the Northern Song Dynasty, there were 500 people per battalion and 2,500 people per battalion for the fifth battalion. The highest officer at the army level was the commander)
It was agreed that we would perform a short performance at Xu Shi, that is, from 7 to 9 pm, a time that is not too late.
The result? The sound of hundreds of people rushing up immediately alarmed Wang Tongzhi.
Thinking that there was a camp roar, he led hundreds of soldiers to rush over and prepare to suppress it. It took Hu Biao a lot of talking and secretly stuffing five pearls to settle the matter.
Then, after hearing that it was just a big drama, such a scene happened.
Wang Tongzhi also became interested immediately and planned to come with hundreds of soldiers to have a look.
So Ah Li and others braved the situation and performed it again; Hu Biao and the others stood in front of the stage with a shield and started performing.
During this period, if the AT hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands, and used the shield in his hand to block a sharp arrow in time, the fat man might have sent it.
In short, during the whole performance of this "White-Haired Girl in the Northern Song Dynasty", many netizens were frightened, fearing that something would happen again.
But then again, although the process of tonight's performance was a bit difficult and tortuous, the activation effect achieved was extremely good, and it seemed to be better than expected.
All of this is very clear from the fanatical expressions on the faces of the more than a thousand troops in the audience.
After sending Wang Tongzhi and others away, Hu Biao and others looked at each other and understood that it was a good time to strike while the iron was hot and start to truly remember the bitterness and sweetness.
