Because after Monkey King was conferred the title of Monkey King, he began to make connections everywhere. No matter how high or low he was, he called his brothers and friends, and in the end he was complained. He was afraid that Monkey would cause trouble in his spare time if he continued like this.
So the Jade Emperor came up with a magical operation: let the monkeys take charge of the peach garden, and this was during the Peach Festival.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Doesn’t this make me, Jiang Yan, cheaper?
Jiang Yan was so excited that his mouth watered.
The two-handed monkey scratched all over his body angrily.
Then he directly used his magic power and rushed into the garden in one step.
After entering the garden, Jiang Yan's eyes lit up when he saw the peach trees in the garden and the densely packed, huge and plump peaches. He couldn't help it any longer and started to pick them.
As a result, at this moment, an old man stopped him:
"Great Sage, why do you have time to come to this Peach Garden?"
The one who comes is naturally from this land.
No matter how small the land of Heaven and Peach Garden is, how small can it be?
But Jiang Yan didn't care.
He was a monkey, and he was very clever, so he sent the little old man away with just a few words.
Then it’s time to buy for zero dollars!
Tao: Danger!
It ripens once every three thousand years. If you eat it, you will be light and healthy. Well, just pick one or two.
Once ripe in six thousand years, people can live forever if they eat it. Well, let’s take a few.
Once the remaining nine thousand years are ripe, people who eat it can rise to the sky and live as long as heaven and earth!
OK, I want this!
Forehead, forehead, it’s all forehead!
Jiang Yanmei's mouth watered.
Pick the peach with one hand and stuff it into the space, and pick it with the other hand and put it into your mouth.
HP +100000
HP +100000
...
The taste is so delicious that even Sun Monkey's body feels warm all over after one sip.
It is indeed a fairy peach!
And Jiang Yan finally understood why the monkey took one bite and threw one away.
There are a total of 3,600 peach trees. With so many peaches, how long will it take to eat them all?
So let’s just take the most delicious bite, which must be the most nutritious, and throw it away after taking a bite!
Damn it, Lao Sun, I have never fought such a rich battle!
Even better than in Huaguo Mountain!
The Jade Emperor treats me well!
After a while, Jiang Yan realized that the space was full.
I will go to the alchemy room to steal the golden elixir soon.
The rest needs to be filled with some ambrosia and so on.
What is half a cube used for? Really!
But this is not difficult for Jiang Wukong.
I saw him blowing: "Change!"
Dozens of giant snakeskin bags were transformed.
Then there was another search.
More than 3,000 peach trees have been confiscated.
However, Jiang Wukong still has some conscience, leaving some smaller ones to serve as errands for the Seven Fairies.
"After collecting the peaches, it's time to search for elixirs!" Jiang Yan said excitedly.
As for the Seven Fairies and so on, how can they be as good as these fairies?
Jiang Yan finally understood Brother Monkey at this moment.
But I don’t know if there is the influence of Monkey Brother’s Hou Xing here.
So next, Jiang Yan retreated his consciousness behind the scenes and was completely dominated by Brother Monkey's habits.
He was familiar with the food, and he was much smarter than me, so I just had to watch quietly.
However, he had just let Brother Monkey's habit take over. As a result, Brother Monkey directly aimed at the peach in the snakeskin bag, and then started to nibble on it.
Sure enough, monkey nature never changes!
Jiang Yan was stunned, but he didn't stop him.
After all, what kind of physical body does a monkey have, and what kind of physical body do you have?
After going out, maybe one peach will be enough for me.
Therefore, a fairy peach with a space is almost enough. It will probably take a long time to digest it slowly.
If you still need peach and ginseng fruits to avoid disasters or something in the future, then you can collect them as an extra.
So: "Brother Monkey, eat, eat more, and after eating, let's go steal the elixir!"
Jiang Yan's consciousness completely withdrew, allowing Brother Monkey's habits to lead his actions.
Soon, after Brother Monkey finished eating the peach, he met the seven fairies.
Jiang Yan took a closer look.
Good guy.
The 96th China National Theater Group’s Seven Golden Flowers Troupe is here!
At a glance, you can tell that it is a short, tight hand.
This guy actually has this skill?
I guess this is the "stimulation" that Xiao Daqing is talking about, right?
But it's a pity.
You came at the wrong time.
We are now in a period of career growth.
If it had been left in the past, I would have had some stories with you in this Taolin.
But now, I'm sorry, I can only give you an accident.
So: "Sure!"
Later, Jiang Yan left Taolin in tears.
At the Seven Fairies' place, the monkey found out that the Queen Mother was holding a peach party but she didn't call him.
Is the majestic Monkey King Qitian not even qualified to attend the Peach Club?
Well, don’t blame me for being rude!
So the monkey went around intercepting the gods who came to the banquet, and falsely conveyed the imperial edict.
Jiang Yan: I am familiar with this job.
But he didn't take back control.
Doing it yourself is obviously time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it is not as good as a monkey to handle it more properly.
"The Jade Emperor has a decree for you to wait in the Tongming Hall and then go to the banquet together."
Barefoot Immortal: "In the past years, we always met in Yaochi, why..."
The monkey laughed and said: "You don't know, the rules have been changed this year!"
Three times five times two times, all the immortals were deceived and became lame.
But Jiang Yan himself was thinking, are gods really so easy to deceive?
After that, Brother Monkey went straight down the road and stole the house.
So we searched again at the Yaochi Banquet.
Fairy food, fairy wine, and all kinds of fairy fruits are all good things.
Emma, this fairy wine is so fragrant. It is indeed not comparable to ordinary wine. Pack it up and take it away!
What kind of fruit is this? It’s so sweet. Take it away!
Soon, everything on the banquet table was cleared.
No, there are lotus roots in the lotus pond!
That’s good stuff too!
So I clicked and clicked, and two more big bags came out.
Pack them all up and take them away!
Then run away quickly.
Didn’t you see that in the entire Yaochi banquet, all the items on display were fruits?
So this is a trap!
So Jiang Yan controlled his body and quickly flew to Tushita Palace.
Tushita Palace.
There are several gourds flying around the huge alchemy furnace.
Jiang Yan knew that the golden elixir was contained there.
Jiang Yan went straight up.
After a few clicks, I got the gourd.
With a click, a golden elixir filled with celestial energy rolled into the palm of your hand.
This is definitely cooked!
Jiang Yan immediately put the golden elixir into the space.
Then, I found another similar gourd. Well, I accepted the gourd, and that was pretty much it.
As for the rest, leave it to this body. It's raw and cooked. It's okay for the monkey to eat it. If you eat it later, you'll probably get it on the spot.
...
What should I do after the zero-yuan purchase ends?
Of course he was running away.
Jiang Yan did not hesitate, summoned his magic power and went directly to the lower realm.
Soon, with a somersault, he arrived in the mortal world.
He did not return to Huaguo Mountain. The place was too dangerous and one hundred thousand heavenly troops would soon attack.
And there isn’t much left in the countdown.
He just wants to survive in peace until the end.
Therefore, it is most suitable to become a mortal and blend in with the crowd.
So he created a fortune-telling stall and placed it in a downtown area with the most traffic.
One day in heaven and one year on earth.
The monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the morning, and was trapped in Wuzhi Mountain in the afternoon.
Doing the math, this is probably the year when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty.
I don’t know if Wang Mang is a time traveler.
But Jiang Yan is not interested in taking care of this.
All he wanted was for the countdown to end quickly.
"01:22:19"
"01:22:18"
"..."
There's still more than an hour left.
Jiang Yan decided to make good use of this time.
So he planned to write down the monkey's exercises and take them back to improve his future combat power.
But unfortunately, there is a saying that can only be understood but cannot be expressed.
Although Jiang Yan is now a monkey, he has his memory and can also use monkey spells, which perfectly fits the monkey's habits.
But the problem is that even if Monkey wrote it in the simplest terms, Jiang Yan could not understand it when he returned to his own consciousness.
One second: One plus one equals two.
The next second:*&¥%*.
It's like it's encrypted, it's very magical.
Jiang Yan couldn't help but think that this should require the so-called "Tao Xing".
The Tao is profound and understands all things.
If the path is shallow, it will be like an ant looking at the sky and feeling lonely.
And Jiang Yan himself is actually similar to an ant in this world of immortals and gods.
How to quickly improve your Taoism?
The answer in Sun Houhou's memory is: Isn't it just a matter of having a brain?
Okay, Jiang Yan understands.
This is probably a matter of understanding.
He knew that he did not have the understanding of monkey monkey.
It only took a few years for someone to become a Taoist at Xianyue Sanxing Cave?
That talent is not comparable to that of an ordinary person like Jiang Yan.
Even if you have the understanding of a monkey, as this countdown is almost over, you probably won’t be able to understand anything.
Therefore, Jiang Yan feels that if he wants to improve quickly after becoming a god, he will probably have to make a few more movies.
Find suitable exercises and more heaven-defying magic medicine.
But he was happy even if he didn't do anything. After all, it was enough to become a god this time.
While thinking, thunder suddenly came from the sky:
"Monkey, you are so audacious that you disturbed the Peach Holy Assembly and stole the elixir. You are guilty of an unforgivable crime!"
The majestic voice of inquiry resounded throughout the four continents.
At the same time, it was also shaken to the ground, and the people around Jiang Yan vomited blood, and most of them were killed or injured.
When Jiang Yan saw this, he cursed in his heart.
This bird god is so cruel!
He really doesn't take human life seriously.
But when his anger returned, his first reaction was to run away and end the countdown while running.
But then I thought about it, anyway, the system space is very safe. Even if I die now, the space will not be affected. Of course, the monkey cannot die either.
Moreover, it may be able to match various skill proficiency levels during fighting, and when the time comes to return, you may even be able to gain more advanced skills.
So Jiang Yan no longer hesitated and decided to end this time travel in battle.
So he did a somersault and reached an altitude of 10,000 meters.
At this moment, the white clouds above his head were like the sea, rolling like waves.
Hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers are watching with eager eyes, and their power is overwhelming.
Jiang Yan is not afraid at all. This time, he doesn't want to be entrusted anymore, he wants to do it himself!
So he waved his hand, and a fiery red cloak that was dozens of feet long spread out behind him.
With another wave of his hand, he was instantly adorned with chain-locked golden armor, lotus silk walking shoes, a gold-embedded center cap, and a purple gold crown with phoenix wings.
Holding it empty in the right hand, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel appears with golden light.
The six gods are in place!
BGM starts!
He took out the fairy wine, took a sip, and then:
"Fuck you!"
"Today, I will use this iron rod."
"Drunken Dancing Demon!!"
This battle changed the color of heaven and earth.
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"00:00:01"
"00:00:00"
"Ding~ The compatibility exceeds 80%, and the character will be retained permanently."
The world is spinning.
There are still one or two chapters to go in the first volume. The next step is to kill people in the entertainment industry. I learned a lesson about Goldfinger. I don’t have to think about new uses anymore. I just click to release them. So I will have to revise the manuscript later.
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Thank you for your support and encouragement. If you have any criticisms or suggestions, you can leave them and I will learn from them.