Because almost every factory is expanding all the time, recruitment in the human resources department is also ongoing.
Today, at the request of the institute, the Human Resources Department called Dong Qingjun to interview the candidates.
Firstly, no one else is available, and secondly, Dong Qingjun has worked in almost every factory and laboratory and understands everyone's needs. The Human Resources Department feels that he is the most suitable candidate.
Dong Qingjun was very excited: Come on. It will be my turn to interview others so soon. My interview time seems like yesterday.
Then he put on a suit and amber-rimmed glasses for the first time in his life.
There's nothing wrong with wearing a suit. What's terrible is that he is wearing a dark blue suit that is popular at the moment. This kind of suit is different from the serious and slim-cut suits in the past. It is mainly big and loose.
It's okay to be loose, the trouser legs and sleeves are always long.
The suit Dong Qingjun wears is even more exaggerated. It can fit two of him, just like a naughty child wearing his father's clothes when going out. What's terrible is that the suit is paired with a round-neck white T-shirt and a pair of white sneakers on his feet.
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It does not make sense……
When he entered, everyone sighed.
The muscles on the human resources manager's face were trembling. He finally suppressed the foul words that came to his lips and asked quietly, "Qingjun, are you feeling unwell today?"
Dong Qingjun replied with a serious face: "No. I have never been so normal."
The manager then said: "Then, were you stimulated by something? You also took the wrong medicine."
Dong Qingjun said: "No! I dressed up like this for the seriousness of the interview. Wouldn't it be better for me to be more serious?"
Damn it, do you think this is serious?
Are you becoming an even worse pervert?
The manager pursed his lips and said, "Okay. The main reason is that you are usually too perverted, but suddenly you become serious, which is quite scary. Why are the clothes so big? Did you buy them temporarily?"
Dong Qingjun sneered: "No, you are old and don't understand. This is popular now."
Manager: "You are old! Do you think you can talk like that?"
Then the first interviewer came in.
Dong Qingjun and the director stopped talking and looked at the man.
What came was a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, wearing a dark blue suit, a round-neck T-shirt, and a pair of amber flat glasses, exactly the same as Dong Qingjun's.
As soon as Dong Qingjun saw him, he immediately lowered his head and cursed secretly: "Fuck you."
The manager almost laughed out loud and asked what the other person's specialties were.
The young man said: "I can dance. I started break dancing when I was more than ten years old. I am very good at it."
Without waiting for the manager to speak, he ran out and brought in a tape recorder and started playing the music "Colder than Ice??".
Then he took off his suit and rolled on the ground, twisting around.
All it takes is a dazzling light ball mounted on the ceiling to turn this place into a dance hall.
Dong Qingjun's heart was racing, he gritted his teeth and almost broke the pencil in his hand after reading it.
The manager was so dizzy from the noise that he said: "Okay, okay, you can go down. I will let you know if there is any news."
I don’t know if it was because the first one was taken astray, so the rest became a talent show.
Then the second one is the recently popular "Endless Love for You" by Guo Tianwang.
"I love you so much that I can't stop loving you. I miss you every day and night forever."
Just sing, dance, and wink at the interviewer.
Dong Qingjun couldn't help but broke the pencil in his hand, and then wanted to get out of the table and beat the man, but the manager held him down.
The third one performed a set of punches while singing "Men Should Improve themselves".
Dong Qingjun covered his eyes: What you are applying for is not a security guard, but a mobile phone factory worker. What are you doing?
In the end, the manager couldn't stand it anymore and slapped the table and said: "The comrades below are not allowed to perform talents. They can just introduce themselves."
Dong Qingjun let out a long breath and said to the manager: "Let me go, manager, where did you find these weird things? It is too difficult to lead young people this year."
The manager sneered: "Haha, are you weird? The weirdest employee I hired during the interview had long hair that almost covered his face, wearing bell-bottom pants, pressed his forehead against the glass curtain wall, and ordered a glass of beer without sugar or milk.
He only took a sip of the Americano and ran away in the middle of the trip. In the end, it was only the black bar that brought him back. Compared to him, these people are very normal."
Dong Qingjun screamed: "Really? What kind of idiot is he? Why haven't I seen him?!"
Then everyone in the human resources department rolled their eyes.
After the interview, the manager asked Dong Qingjun to dress more normally tomorrow.
Dong Qingjun said: "I'm normal." Then he left.
The manager went to complain to Li Wenjun, saying that Dong Qingjun was wearing a suit that looked like a sack today, and he was worried that Dong Qingjun would wear a woven bag tomorrow.
Li Wenjun called Dong Qingjun to come over.
When Dong Qingjun came in, he was still wearing the suit.
Li Wenjun stopped laughing and called Ji Qingyan to ask her to come over for support.
Ji Qingyan's designer is located in the office park, so he arrived very quickly.
When she saw Dong Qingjun, she also laughed out loud and ordered him to take off his clothes. Then she measured his size and said, "You are not allowed to wear this suit again. I will make one for you right away. Before that,
, you just wear work clothes. Don’t act like a monster and wear fancy clothes, I can’t afford to lose face.”
Ji Qingyan spent two days making a suit for Dong Qingjun.
The manager of the human resources department happened to be severely depressed because of the recruitment that day, so he postponed the second interview three days later.
Then Dong Qingjun put on Ji Qingyan's haute couture suit and the leather shoes Li Wenjun chose for him that day.
When he came in, the manager almost thought he was Li Wenjun.
All women's eyes followed him.
I never expected that Dong Qingjun, a bastard, would dress up like a human and look like a dog.
Then as soon as Dong Qingjun sat down, he spread his legs, put the pencil between his upper lip and nose, and pouted like a duck.
The women were instantly disillusioned: I was wrong, Dong Qingjun is still the lunatic who doesn't know why.
Today's interviews are all with technical staff.
Dong Qingjun is the examiner.
The first person interviewed was for a programming position in a computer company.
When the IT company moved in, Li Wenjun gave the IT department and the outsourcing company a task to jointly develop a facial recognition program.
Now that the prototype has come out, Li Wenjun is not satisfied and has put forward many suggestions for improvement.
This project is huge, and the IT department is in urgent need of qualified, skilled, or even mediocre coders.
The manager signaled to Dong Qingjun and he asked questions.
Dong Qingjun coughed dryly and said: "If you were asked to explain to my five-year-old Sun Dacheng what a program is, how would you explain it? My Sun Dacheng can only concentrate and listen to what others are saying for thirty seconds. I will give you one minute to organize the language.
