The interviewer was instantly confused and was stunned for a minute.
Dong Qingjun said: "This is a bit difficult, right? Let's try another one, how to describe the cuckoo's call to a deaf-mute person."
The man's eyes were red and he was shaking his head. He was obviously so shocked that he wanted to cry but was holding back.
Even the manager was cursing secretly: What kind of perverted problem is this?
Dong Qingjun: "It's okay. You can think about it slowly after you join the job."
Everyone: Huh?! That’s it? Isn’t it too casual? He didn’t answer a single question.
The interviewer was so happy and sad that he almost fainted and walked out holding his heart in his hands.
The second person came in to interview a car factory design engineer.
Dong Qingjun asked: "Why are sewer manhole covers round?"
The other party replied: "Because the maximum size of the circle is the same in all directions. It will not fall due to different positions of the cover."
Dong Qingjun said: "Yes. But when Dong Li asked me this question, I gave one more answer. I said that the circle can be placed from any angle for easy installation. As a result, he gave me three more answers. The first circle
The shape can be rolled and transported easily. Secondly, with the same large area, the circumference of the circle is the smallest, saving frame material. Thirdly, the round wellhead can reduce the probability of irregular objects falling after the cover is lost."
Then he shook his head and laughed, and said to himself: "He is indeed the most perverted. No one in this world can be more perverted than him."
He ticked the interview sheet and said, "You are right about this. As a graduate of the automotive major, which aspect of your professional knowledge do you think needs to be strengthened?"
The man said: "I am the worst at interpersonal communication."
Dong Qingjun stood up and shook hands with him: "Oh, what a coincidence I'm not good at it either. I'm most afraid of unfamiliar environments."
Others secretly cursed: Really?! Why didn't we notice it? We just saw you running around in various factories, not showing any respect for life.
Dong Qingjun: "Okay, congratulations on passing."
Everyone has given up and is planning to just let him do whatever he wants. They are not the ones employing the people anyway. When the time comes and it doesn’t work, they will fire them and recruit them again, or transfer them to positions with less demanding requirements.
The third person interviews the Data Processor at the Materials Institute.
After Dong Qingjun asked a few professional questions, he started to act like a monster again: "If there are a hundred things to deal with and you can only deal with thirty, what are you going to do?"
The man replied: "Deal with the urgent big projects first. Matters assigned by the boss and major customers."
Dong Qingjun shook his head: "No, no, no, you have to deal with what I asked you to do first. I will give you a lot of things to test in the future."
The man looked at the manager with a blank look on his face.
The manager hurriedly shook his head to signal him to ignore Dong Qingjun.
Dong Qingjun asked the man again: "What do you have for breakfast?"
The manager glanced at Dong Qingjun doubtfully: Why do you ask this? Does it have anything to do with work?
The man hesitated and said in a low voice: "I cook it myself. It's different every day. Sometimes it's Western food, sometimes it's Chinese food, sometimes it's pasta from the north, sometimes it's rice from the south, Chongqing noodles, Nanjing soup dumplings, Xinjiang grilled naan, etc."
I eat both Goubuli from Tianjin and shrimp dumplings from Suicheng.”
Hey, then you won’t say that I’m regionally discriminatory and can’t accommodate multiple cultures, right?!
Dong Qingjun: "You have to change it in the future, because you don't have time to do it yourself. Time in the morning is precious and very busy. You have to accept bread and milk, steamed buns and soy milk, porridge and pickles. Because of the work of studying the measured data
, often working in the morning and evening. Breakfast is always delivered to the office.”
The man: "Okay..."
Dong Qingjun asked: "What do you like most about the job you are interviewing for now?"
That person: "No one doesn't like it, everyone likes it."
Dong Qingjun said: "You should answer this way, you like the work assigned to you by Comrade Dong Qingjun the most, and then actively complete it as soon as possible."
The manager hurriedly said to the interviewer: "Okay, okay, you are admitted to the next one."
After this round of interviews, the manager called the directors of each factory: "Dong Qingjun has led everyone astray. If you don't want people like Dong Qingjun to wander around the factory in the future, you should recruit people yourself."
Dong Qingjun is such a troublemaker.
Ah, no, no. He is a troublemaker, and we all become...
He is rat shit, the kind that spoils a pot of soup!!
Then for the third interview, the Human Resources Department did not notify Dong Qingjun and ordered him not to show up.
Dong Qingjun was not angry either. He happily went to see the computer factory to develop the first generation computer.
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After the matter in Shaanxi Province was settled, Yang Shouzhuo came to see Li Wenjun.
He called Tang Zhaonian over, sat down in Li Wenjun's study, and asked: "Tell me, Pengjie, what do you want, tell me quickly, it feels so uncomfortable to hang me up all the time."
The matter of electing the president of Turkey last time was not Li Wenjun's private matter at all, so he felt that Li Wenjun would definitely make demands.
Li Wenjun said: "I want to ask you to do three things. The first is to open up the China-Europe railway. While Russia is still in chaos."
When the emperor comes up, many things will be difficult to handle.
Yang Shouzhuo frowned and touched his chin: "This time transporting things did make us feel troublesome."
Li Wenjun said: "Yes, now that the domestic industry is slowly recovering, we can no longer just produce and sell it ourselves, but try to ship it to Europe and Africa to make foreign money, not just in Southeast Asia. This is also good for me. Xiao
It is faster and safer to transport home appliances, home appliances, clothing, electronic products, and cars to Europe by rail than by sea."
Yang Shouzhuo: "I can give this a try. But since you have already thought about using railway transportation, why do you still bother to buy a port and handle strait passage? Is it just because of oil?"
"Just in case of emergencies, it's not bad to have this channel anyway." Li Wenjun smiled, "You should have agreements with Ukraine, the Republic of Kazakhstan, Russia and Turkey. I hope that the products of 'Wenjun Industrial'
All of them can be included in the catalog of export commodities to these countries.”
Yang Shouzhuo nodded: "This is also possible."
Li Wenjun said: "Third, a World Trade Organization will be established next year. You are better informed than me, and you must have heard about it. We must find a way to get China to join it. Only when China joins the WTO will it really take off.
In fact, electing the president of Turkey this time is also an action to attract allies. We actually have more friends than expected. Of course, leaders and think tanks must have considered it more profoundly and comprehensively than me. I just make suggestions as a businessman."
Yang Shouzhuo: "Yeah. Is that all?"
In April this year, the Uruguay Round Ministerial Conference will be held in Morocco. If the final document of the agreement can be formally signed and the agreement to replace the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade with the World Trade Organization will become the largest trade agreement in the world.
China definitely wants to join, but the key is whether to join or not.
