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1208 Bullshit

 ps: I had a headache yesterday and I was confused when I posted this. When I woke up today, I realized that the last sentence Chang'an was a bit incomprehensible. I thought hard for a long time and couldn't figure out what it meant. I covered my face and cried... Forget it, dear viewers.

Master, just ignore the last sentence of yesterday’s chapter. Thank you!

"You mean, that old guy is the leader of the Hidden Sect?"

After Xiao Han finished telling what happened in the past few days, Chai Shao started to stare at him as if he was gasping for air.

After a while, he let go of his poor beard and asked worriedly: "Did you really kill him?"

Xiao Han glared at him angrily: "Nonsense! Of course he will be killed! What? Just allow him to kill me, but I can't kill him?"

"Ahem... Yes, why not!" Chai Shao was choked by Xiao Han and replied sarcastically. However, even though he said so, there was still a hint of weirdness in his eyes when he looked at him!

When Xiao Han saw this, he was very alert and couldn't help but said to him: "Hey? If you have something to say, can you just say it? Don't hide it, like a girl!"

"Bah! If I were a bitch, how could you bare your buttocks in front of me?" Chai Shao rolled his eyes, laughed and cursed, then looked around like a thief, and continued to lower his voice: "Do you know?

Do you know who this old man is?"

"I don't know! Who is he? Is he famous?" Xiao Han looked at Chai Shao's mysterious look, and his heart began to feel a little empty. It seemed that that crazy old man was really not easy to mess with.

However, when he thought about it again: that old man had long been turned into scum under the gunpowder. It is estimated that even the best tailors from the Huanyi Bureau could not sew it up, so there was no use regretting it!

So his tone, which had just softened, became harsh again: "Ahem, so what if you're famous? Haven't you been sent to the West by me now? Can he still bite me?"

"Good! He has backbone! He is a man!"

Seeing Xiao Han's stubbornness, Chai Shao couldn't help but give him a thumbs up! Then he pretended to be casual and said: "But, I have heard that there are thousands of capable people in this hermit sect.

, now that you have killed their sect leader, I wonder if any of them will want revenge?"

"Haha, that's... gah?"

Xiao Han listened to the first half of Chai Shao's sentence and was still praising him for being a man, and he was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear!

But when I suddenly heard the last sentence, I almost lost my breath and choked to death on the spot!

"Ahem...what did you just say? A sect with thousands of people? The six sects merged? Why are there so many people!" Xiao Han grabbed Chai Shao's clothes, his eyes widened and he asked in a trembling voice!

"What six sects? There are so many people there!" Chai Shao's face turned dark, and he looked at Xiao Han as if he were a fool.

Xiao Han's eyes were stunned, and he loosened Chai Shao's clothes little by little. After a while, he remembered something and struggled to get up from the bed.

"Hey? What are you doing? Not recovering from your injuries?" Chai Shao was startled by Xiao Han's actions and asked hurriedly.

But Xiao Han braced himself and gritted his teeth and said, "No! I have to recruit more guards. If that doesn't work, I'll call in the city defense troops!"

"..."

Mobilizing city defense troops to serve as guards is naturally a joke!

Not to mention whether Xiao Han has this right, even if he does, the current Yangzhou city defense troops have all gone to the wilderness to chase away thieves like rabbits. Who has time to take care of him?

"Okay, okay, you can stay here with peace of mind! They were defeated for the first time and it was too late to run away. Who would have thought of coming to seek revenge on you? Do you really don't want to live anymore?" Chai Shao pressed Xiao Han back again, dumbfounded.

In bed, give me good advice.

To be honest, he just said it casually. How could he have thought that Xiao Han was so cowardly? He couldn't hold back his anger.

Xiao Han was pushed back to the bed by Chai Shao, and he still kept sighing: "Hey, there are so many tortoises in the shallow water, and there are big brothers everywhere! After returning to Chang'an this time, I must ask Xiao Li... ahem, ask your majesty

How can we control the world? How can we be able to form a team even though we are not human beings?"

Xiao Han lay on the bed like a dead dog and let out a long sigh, completely forgetting the "manly" side of himself just now! The corners of Chai Shao's mouth twitched as he looked straight at him.

"People have been killed by you, so what's the use of sighing now? Besides, when a real man is alive, he is like a rock on the top of the waves. Who has no training and no enemies of life and death? You are also a high-ranking official in the imperial court now, can you?

Can’t you show off some of the momentum of a court official?”

Chai Shaoyi taught him a lesson, but Xiao Han rolled his eyes when he heard it: "Huh, it's easy for you to say! People seeking revenge won't come to you, right? How about I ask someone to go out for a walk to get the news, and just say it's Zuo

General Wuwei, who was killed by Huo Guogong Chai Shao? Am I just an insignificant passerby? Let them take revenge in the right way?"

"Ahem..." Chai Shao, who had just spoken righteously and was more heroic than a hero, heard this, and his straight waist suddenly collapsed: "Well, the sun is really nice tonight... I have to go to the toilet...

…”

Chai Shao used Urinary Escape to escape in stunned silence. Xiao Han, who was unable to move easily, could only curse this bastard for not being loyal enough!

We are usually brothers, but at critical moments, we run faster than anyone else. Isn't that just shameless? It's simply shameless!

"Chai Shao, remember! If I see Princess Pingyang in the future, I will definitely tell her that you are keeping a mistress outside and visiting a brothel..."

It was already dark, and in the silent night sky, it seemed that only Xiao Han's curses and Chai Shao's uncontrollable chuckles were drifting away in the evening wind.

After a long time, Xiao Han was tired of scolding and quieted down. Xiaodong, who was hiding outside, dared to come in.

"Master Hou..." he timidly called Xiao Han. Just when Xiaodong thought he could vent his anger on him, or even if he didn't, he would scold him a few words, but Xiao Han started laughing instead.

"It feels so good to curse people! I'm hungry, go to the kitchen and get some food!"

"Ah?" Xiaodong looked at Xiao Han and plucked his ears in disbelief: "Uh? Mr. Hou, what did you just say?"

Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said in a more serious tone: "I said bring something to eat! Are you deaf?"

"...Oh! Okay!" Xiaodong finally came to his senses and hurried to the kitchen, bringing over all the meals that had been prepared.

Xiao Han hasn't eaten for several days, and now Xiao Han can swallow even steamed buns, not to mention delicacies.

So when the food arrived, he didn't bother to wash his hands, grabbed the chopsticks and started eating.

And looking at Xiao Han devouring his food, Xiaodong, who was waiting on the side, was completely confused.

It is said that a child's face can change at any time in June. How come the face of the Marquis is also like this?


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