Does that old man really have thousands of capable men and strangers under his command?
Maybe it’s possible!
After all, a guy who can casually recruit a team of more than 10,000 people and make them charge into battle for him is not an ordinary person no matter how you look at it.
However, it would be a bit ridiculous to say that Xiao Han and Chai Shao are really afraid of these people.
Not to mention, in the battle at the bottom of the valley, it is impossible to count how many people from the Yin Sect died.
Even if they were extremely lucky, two thousand people survived! In the case of a leaderless group of snakes, these street knights and ruthless warriors would be as ridiculous as clowns against the generals of the two dynasties.
As long as the two of them think about it! If they give the order together and the army comes, these two thousand people will instantly become homeless dogs. Escape will be a problem, let alone a threat.
We are full of wine and food, but it is not yet midnight.
Xiao Han, who was holding a chicken bone and picking his teeth carefully, originally wanted to toss Lao Sun up and apply medicine to himself, but when he thought of the air-drying therapy Chai Shao said, he swallowed it with doubt.
After all, he was the one who was injured, and he wanted the wound to heal quickly more than anyone else. It was so uncomfortable to lie down all the time!
The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping...
Xiao Han couldn't sleep because he had just slept for two days and one night, and his eyes were turning blue.
While Yin Can couldn't sleep, it was Xiaodong who was instigated by some unscrupulous guy and went to the store in the middle of the night to kick in the door and torture him alive...
"It's so late at night, why are you so noisy? You're not allowed to sleep anymore, my guy has to go to work tomorrow!!!"
In Xiao Han's bedroom, Yin Can kicked open the door, and then sat down heavily on the chair where Chai Shaocai had just sat, yawning profusely and saying nasty words!
Xiao Han was still lying on the bed, but the difference was that his butt was no longer exposed, but a quilt was covered on it.
The cover of this quilt is also interesting. It is smooth from front to back, left and right, except for the bulge on his buttocks, which sticks out like a small hill, which makes people have to pay attention.
"Huh? What are you..."
Sure enough, after Yin Can complained for a while, he accidentally saw the "hill" and his eyes were fixed on it, unable to pull it out.
"Is it true? Are the rumors outside true? Have you really grown a tail?" He carefully poked the high bulge of the quilt with his finger. Yin Can no longer dozed off, but looked a little overjoyed.
"Fart!" Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Yin Can who was gloating about his misfortune, and cursed: "Beasts have tails on their butts, labor and capital are humans! Humans!"
"Oh, you don't have a tail? Then it's... swollen?" Yin Can asked with a sneer.
"Ahem..."
At this time, Xiao Han almost choked himself to death!
What kind of imagination does this bastard Yin Can have? If the wound can swell so high, can the person still live? He should have gone to see Tathagata Buddha by now!
"Bah, bah, bah! Labor and management are doing well, this is a stool! Do you understand the stool?"
I didn't want to let this guy use his imagination anymore, because who knows what else he could guess! Xiao Han simply pulled open a corner of the quilt and let him see the stool inside, thus dispelling the curiosity of this curious baby.
Looking at the bench that was propped on Xiao Han's buttocks to help him support the quilt, Yin Can immediately showed a pity look: "Hey...it turns out to be a broken stool. I thought your wound was so swollen. What if
If the swelling doesn’t subside in the future, wouldn’t it be much more convenient to go somewhere else? People will have to find a special place to sit, but you don’t have to, just bring your own bench!”
"Get out of here, uncle! A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Xiao Han almost laughed at Yin Can's words. This guy's sarcastic skills are much better than Chai Shao's!
"Hahahaha, just kidding!" Yin Can laughed. After he stopped laughing, he asked seriously: "How was it? Is the injury serious?"
Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Nonsense, let you try with an arrow!"
When Yin Can heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh, but he suppressed it: "You were hit by an arrow? Come on, let me see where the injury is?"
"Get out! Get out of there non-stop! How injured am I? Don't you know? You are mocking me now, right?" Xiao Han was angry. If he didn't have anything handy, he would have wanted to hit this bastard.
My face is full of peach blossoms.
"Hey, what do you mean? Can't I care about you?"
Yin Can felt guilty after being glared at by Xiao Han, and did not dare to look at him again. There happened to be tea on the table next to him, so he quickly picked up the tea cup, trying to cover up his guilty conscience by drinking tea.
"Hey? Don't drink!" Xiao Han saw him drinking tea and shouted subconsciously.
"What are you doing? I can't even drink your cup of tea?!" Yin Can was stunned for a moment, but then he drank all the tea in one gulp in revenge. You didn't let me drink it? I drank anyway! I'll make you mad!
"Nothing..." Seeing Yin Can drain the tea in one gulp, Xiao Han touched his nose and said in a strange voice: "I just want to tell you that someone has just used that cup!"
"Ah? Ugh..."
Yin Can was stunned for a moment. When he realized what he was doing, he immediately threw the cup to the ground like an electric shock. At the same time, he held his throat and started retching.
When Xiao Han saw Yin Can's defeat, he immediately became overjoyed. At the same time, he did not forget to add insult to injury and said: "Pay for it! This is an authentic Ru kiln tea cup, one is worth at least a hundred guan!"
"Asshole, does your kiln produce cups? Besides, which Ru kiln master's craftsmanship is worth a hundred guan?"
Yin Can, who almost vomited his dinner, propped up his chair and glared at Xiao Han fiercely, a hundred guans? Why didn't he grab it?
I didn't even care about his mistake of not changing the tea. Instead, he asked him for the money for the tea cup. How can there be such a way to treat guests in the world?
Xiao Han laughed happily, as if he would be particularly happy whenever he saw Yin Can deflated.
"Stop laughing! Who was here just now?" He wiped his lips a few more times, and then Yin Can felt a little less nauseous. He now wanted to know who the guy who kissed him indirectly was!
"What do you think?" Xiao Han didn't answer, but asked half-jokingly.
Unexpectedly, Yin Can frowned when he heard this, and then replied: "Chai Shao?"
"..."
The room suddenly fell silent. Xiao Han didn't speak anymore. Yin Can raised his head in confusion and saw him lying there, looking at himself with an extremely strange look. He then turned to look at the cup, and then at himself.
...and the cycle begins again and again.
"What happened to you today? Did you get hit by an arrow and hurt your brain?" Sensing something was wrong with Xiao Han, Yin Can couldn't help but feel sick. He stretched out his right hand with concern, wanting to test Xiao Han's forehead.
"Get out of here! You only have brains in your butt!"
Staring at Yin Can fiercely, Xiao Han slapped Yin Can's paws off, and then carefully moved his body to the inside of the bed.
After he leaned against the window sill and could no longer go in, he looked at him strangely and asked, "When did you start taking care of those things?"
Yin Can was confused by Xiao Han's sudden words and asked strangely: "What do you mean? How am I feeling better?"
Xiao Han continued to look at him, but his expression gradually changed from weird to sympathetic: "Ahem, don't worry! I don't discriminate against that relationship! I won't tell Princess Pingyang!"
"What? What? What on earth are you going to say?" Yin Can became more and more confused as he listened, looking at Xiao Han with confusion in his eyes.
However, Xiao Han regarded Yin Can's look as a cover-up.
He sighed old-fashionedly, slowly turned his head, looked at the bright snow outside the window, and recited: "In the past, Anling and Longyang were prosperous. The peach and plum blossoms of Yaoyao were shining with brilliance..."
