Obviously, Xiao Han doesn't like the behavior of stepping on the brazier.
This is not because he is afraid of fire, but because he has been influenced by TV and movies for a long time. He always feels that stepping on the fire pot is something that women only do when they get married, and it is not suitable for a passionate young man like him.
"Ahem, can you please not step on the brazier?" Xiao Han hesitantly asked Butler Lu when he arrived in front of his house.
When Butler Lu, who was busy taking the pine and cypress branches from the servant, heard this, he simply shook his head: "No! This time the Marquis is on the battlefield, he has been contaminated with evil spirits and karma! He must walk through the sea of fire to eliminate it!"
"Karma? Sea of Fire? Why do these words sound familiar?" Xiao Han was stunned by Butler Lu's words. Before he could think about it carefully, the pine and cypress branches stained with water in Butler Lu's hands were already firmly shaking.
on him.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing!"
Poor Xiao Han didn't expect it and was doused with water first. He was so shocked that he quickly waved his hands to avoid it and shouted at Butler Lu in shock.
Unfortunately, Butler Lu didn't care about Xiao Han's resistance at all and was still busy beating Xiao Han with water-soaked pine and cypress branches.
"Master Hou, don't move, I'm helping you!"
"Help me? Help me and get me covered in water!"
"How can you cross the sea of fire if you don't get covered in water?"
"What sea of fire? When has it been so troublesome to go home? Where do these stinky rules come from?"
Finally, Butler Lu stopped when Xiao Han's patience was about to reach its limit, put down the branch angrily, and then pointed towards the door of the mansion: "Here, that's the sea of fire..."
"Is this... a sea of fire?"
Xiao Han looked in the direction pointed by Butler Lu, where the door was slowly opening, and at the same time, Xiao Han's eyes were wide open.
Because behind that door, a charcoal fire with a radius of one foot directly covered a large area of the ground, and the blue flames were burning brightly! It made the already hot afternoon even hotter.
"This is the sea of fire?!" Xiao Han swallowed again, staring blankly at the charcoal fire, his eyes almost fell down!
Just a moment ago, I was disgusted with the chirping girls who stepped on the brazier, but now, the brazier has been directly replaced by the sea of fire!
Such a large charcoal fire is enough to roast him, if nothing else! He is really worthy of the word "hot-blooded young man". After all, the person is almost cooked, can his blood still be hot?
"You want me to step over here?" Xiao Han walked blankly to the red charcoal fire, and immediately felt a wave of heat rising up, which made his hair twist!
Well, it's a real charcoal fire, not fake! It's just so hot, how can you step on it? If you fall down, you'll probably save money on the cremation. Aren't you just having fun with your own life?
"Nonsense! This is what Immortal Yuan and Immortal Li Rong specifically told you... You have too much bad energy when you go home this time. You must get rid of it so that you can be safe and smooth in the future!"
Just when Xiao Han was thinking: Should he get two ducks to try for himself? If he failed, the roast duck would be delicious.
A familiar voice suddenly came from behind, but it was Old Man Hua and Sun Simiao who got the news and hurried from outside, just in time to catch Xiao Han stepping on the brazier.
"What? It's Old Man Yuan again! Die Li Rong!" Xiao Han, who was standing in front of the charcoal fire, heard the two names mentioned by the master. How could he know that he was being plotted?
Just when he was gritting his teeth and wanting to kill Luoyang and let these two bastards see how powerful his "evil spirit" was, a big foot suddenly stretched out from the stabbing side and kicked him on the butt.
"Ah...hot, hot, hot!"
Xiao Han was unexpectedly kicked, and Xiao Han stumbled and stepped directly into the charcoal fire.
Then the next second, accompanied by a scream, everyone present felt their eyes blurred. Xiao Han's figure had turned into a black shadow, passing directly over the charcoal fire and landing on the opposite side of the fire!
"Hey, let me go, I ran so fast! If I had known, I would have created a sea of fire ten feet high!"
Zhang Qiang, who was still raising one foot, looked a little dull. Just now, he saw that Xiao Han refused to cross the sea of fire, so he stretched out his foot to help him.
But he didn't expect that Xiao Han ran several times faster than he imagined. If he had known this, he should have arranged a ten-foot-square one. After all, the old god said that the bigger the fire, the more pious the heart.
The better the effect.
"That's all, one foot should be enough! And this movement, tsk tsk, it seems that I haven't lost much practice in the past half a year."
After Zhang Qiang reacted, he finally grinned with joy, but before he could enjoy it for long, a big foot from behind repeated what he had just done.
"Ah!!! Hot, hot, hot!"
Soon, the same scream sounded again, but this time the scream was even more hoarse than before?
After all, no matter what, Xiao Han got wet first and then walked into the sea of fire.
And poor Zhang Qiang rushed over, and the hem of his clothes was burned...
"Who! Who kicked me just now!"
Across the sea of fire, a pair of suffering brothers sat on the ground, eyes wide open, looking at the people at the door through the red charcoal fire.
Everyone at the door also looked at them, and then shook their heads, indicating that they were not responsible for this.
"deny!"
Zhang Qiang's hair was burned and had a dent. He was like a Japanese ronin. He was so angry that his voice changed the tone. He tugged at the hem of his clothes that had not been completely burned, pointed at the footprint behind his butt and roared: "Whose footprint is this?"
Yes? Hurry up and admit it, don’t let me find out one by one! When the time comes, I guarantee that you won’t be able to eat it and will just walk around!”
"Yes, there are footprints!" Xiao Han on the side saw Zhang Qiang's actions and woke up from a dream. He quickly pulled the fabric behind his butt and took a look. Sure enough, a huge footprint was very clear.
"Why do these footprints look familiar?"
After staring at the footprints on his clothes for a long time, Xiao Han suddenly turned his head and looked straight at Zhang Qiang's shoes.
When the two of them were sitting together, he seemed to have accidentally glanced at Zhang Qiang's half-burnt shoes. The pattern on them was exactly the same as this!
"Uh, um, will you listen to my explanation?" The angry expression on Zhang Qiang's face froze, and as soon as he stammered, he saw Xiao Han rushing towards him with his teeth and claws bared!
"Zhang Qiang? I will fight with you!"
"It's not me, I'm also a victim, ah..."
The shrill screams once again came from Xiao's village, and were carried far and wide by the breeze.
Xiao Han, who was out of breath, chased Zhang Qiang for two rounds before finally catching him, and then he blasted Zhang Qiang with a blast without hesitation, causing Zhang Qiang to run away with his head in his arms.
In the Xiao family courtyard, there were many people watching the excitement, but no one came up to break up the fight!
And not only did they not stop the fight, but everyone was laughing heartlessly. Even the little person in Xue Pan's arms pointed at the two of them and kept laughing.
Perhaps, this is what home is like, and what family is like. There is no baggage, no masks, everything is the most real and beautiful.
