For people in Guanzhong, there are only a few ways to express joy.
Are you happy? Have a meal and a drink!
Are you happy? Eat a good meal and drink a good drink!
Extremely happy? Well, forget about the food, there are only two words, wine!
So, after Xiao Han entered the house, a long line of running water mats started from the cement road in front of the Xiao family gate to the original industrial zone!
Today, the Marquis returns victoriously, and the Xiao Family Village celebrates!
On this afternoon, the children who got off school early cheered, the adults on vacation toasted and drank, and the women whispered, forming the most beautiful village scene in this afternoon!
"Damn it, Zhang Qiang is such a bastard!"
While the banquet was being held outside, Xiao Han, as the owner of the room, was grinning and taking a bath in a tub that was big enough to remove pig hair.
The water is very hot!
But for Xiao Han, who had been suffering on the grassland for more than half a year, this pain was nothing at all. It was just that the things in the bucket were a bit harsh and made him very uncomfortable.
Chrysanthemum? Jujube? Do you want to make tea?
Huh? And there are pine branches? Why not add some star anise and cook the mutton directly?
Halfway through the bath, Xiao Han had to be busy fishing for things in the tub, and he was full of complaints!
After finally throwing a bunch of messy dried fruit branches out of the bucket, before Xiao Han could continue to lie down comfortably, the door creaked and a pretty figure walked in from outside.
"Xue Pan...?"
God knows why, after seeing the person coming, Xiao Han's first reaction was to squat in the water and cover his vital parts with his hands! He completely forgot that the person opposite was his wife? What was he ashamed of?!
"I...I'll come in and get some clothes!"
Perhaps he was infected by Xiao Han, Xue Pan blushed, picked up the pile of clothes he had taken off on the chair, and hurried out of the bathroom without waiting for Xiao Han to say anything else.
"Hey, hey! Don't run!"
Xiao Han, who had reacted poorly, shouted several times from behind, but Xue Pan ran faster and faster and disappeared outside the bathroom in the blink of an eye.
"I just want you to leave me two pieces of clothes..." Yi Ren walked away, and in the tub, Xiao Han looked at the clean bathroom, feeling like crying but without tears.
Even if you don’t leave any clothes, why don’t you leave the bath towel behind?!
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"Hey! Xiaodong, why does your Marquis act like a girl when he takes a bath? He still hasn't come after so long?"
In the living room of the Xiao family, Zhang Qiang, whose eyes were slightly bruised, shouted impatiently toward the door.
The food on this table has been heated twice, why hasn't anyone come yet?
"That's it! Go and hurry up. If you don't come, we'll eat first!" Liu Zhi, a foodie, had already been salivating over a table of delicacies. Hearing this, he quickly agreed.
"Oh, let me go take a look!"
Outside, Xiaodong was bragging about his experiences on the grassland to a group of servants at home. After hearing this, he reluctantly agreed and ran to the backyard.
Today, the Xiao family's backyard is a little quiet.
This is because the banquet was set outside and almost everyone in the backyard went to work in the front, so the spacious courtyard is now quiet and quiet, with only the rustling of the trees in the wind ringing in my ears.
Xiaodong, who was eager to go back and brag, ran across the garden and rushed through the pavilion. When he was about to rush to the bathroom, he suddenly saw a black shadow flashing past in the distance. He was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat.
!
"There's a thief!"
This is the first reaction in Xiaodong’s mind!
However, before he could think about it further, a sharp cry reached his ears!
"No! It's Sister Ziyi! You little thief? Stop being so arrogant!"
Xiaodong, who suddenly heard the cry, was stunned at first, and then became furious. He didn't have time to get a weapon, so he picked up a papaya-sized stone from the ground and rushed towards the place where the sound came from!
"Sister Ziyi! Don't be afraid! I'm here to save you..."
Xiaodong rushed to the courtyard where the sound came from. Holding the stone, Xiaodong walked around the courtyard three times, but did not find the so-called thief.
Except for Ziyi, who had a slightly red face, there was no one in the entire courtyard.
"Sister Ziyi! Where is the thief!" Xiaodong, who was tense all over, asked Ziyi in a low voice while looking at the clean courtyard.
Ziyi blushed, glanced behind him unnaturally, and said softly: "What thief?"
"That's the one who scared you just now!" Xiaodong said anxiously.
"I wasn't scared!" Ziyi replied pretending to be calm.
"Then you screamed so loud just now?"
"Oh, I saw a mouse!"
"mouse?"
"Yes, mouse!"
Ziyi swears by it, but Xiaodong obviously doesn't believe it. He just saw a figure flash past. How could it be a mouse?
"Sister Ziyi, it's dangerous here. You'd better go to the front yard first! I'll have people surround the entire yard soon. No matter if it's a rat or a thief, dig three feet into the ground to dig it out!"
"Ahem, no need for this, it's just a mouse! Just get a cat!"
Ziyi's face looked a little unnatural, but Xiaodong swore firmly: "It's definitely not a mouse. I saw it was clearly a person, right? Mr. Hou...ah! Mr. Hou! When did you come!"
Xiao Han, wearing pajamas with a dark face, appeared in front of Xiaodong. At this time, no matter how stupid Xiaodong was, he knew that the black figure he saw just now was his own prince.
As for why his Lord Marquis came to Ziyi, why he was wearing pajamas, and why he scared Ziyi so much that he screamed, Xiaodong felt that for the sake of his own life, it was better not to know.
"Well, the sun is really round tonight..."
After a haha, Xiaodong didn't wait for the two of them to react, turned around, and ran away! He ran faster than Xiaoji... Even when Zhang Qiang called him when passing by the front yard, he didn't stop.
"Xiaodong, Xiaodong?" Zhang Qiang shouted several times from behind, but he was shocked when he saw that Xiaodong didn't seem to hear him at all and just rushed out of the house with his head buried in his head.
"Is this person crazy?"
Looking at Xiaodong's retreating back, Zhang Qiang was stunned for a while, and finally saw Xiao Han slowly walking into the living room from outside.
"Why are you dressed like this?" Zhang Qiang, who came back to his senses, stared at Xiao Han's pajamas. He felt that the master and servant were probably infected by the barbarians on the grassland. He couldn't hear one shouting while the other was wandering around in pajamas.
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"Nonsense! It's not your fault! My clothes were burned just now..." Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Zhang Qiang, sat down at the table, poured himself a glass of water, and drank it in one gulp.
I just took a long bath and my throat was dry.
"You won't change your clothes if they are burned out?" Zhang Qiang stared at Xiao Han and asked in surprise.
"Change?"
Xiao Han rolled his eyes, remembering that he had just run out of the bathroom to get dressed, only holding a branch to block his key parts, and accidentally bumped into Ziyi, and his face felt hot again.
Yes, it is easy to change clothes, but now I feel guilty, how dare I go to Xue Pan's place to change clothes?
