The first seventy-seven chapters make a scene of Xiangchenghou
Today, someone is preparing for marriage again. The Laoyan family also contributed two fat sibling species, but this time there is something different, because now someone wants to kill these two guys, and they want to kill them before they complete their mission.
Get rid of them...
After standing in the crowd of onlookers and sizing up the pair of wild geese for a while, Xiao Han tilted his head and asked Lunzi in a low voice: "Lunzi, do you have a crossbow? Find a way to kill those wild geese!"
After hearing what Xiao Han said, the fool subconsciously touched his back, but unexpectedly he touched nothing. Then he remembered: in Chang'an, you are absolutely not allowed to carry a crossbow, even if you are a high-ranking official, because you are afraid of assassination. After all,
It's easy to block an open gun, but hard to guard against a hidden arrow!
"Master Hou, I'm not allowed to take that thing with me. The inspection is too strict! But..."
"But what?"
"But I brought the slingshot!" After the fool said, he took out a tree-fork-shaped thing from his arms like a treasure.
"Slingshot?" Xiao Han glanced at the slingshot in Lengzi's hand displeasedly. It was dark and not straight, and it didn't look like it was useful.
"What can this little thing do?"
When the fool saw that Xiao Han didn't believe it, he quickly pulled the slingshot in his hand and gave Xiao Han a demonstration: "Master Hou, this is what I have been playing since I was a child. When it comes to accuracy, it is even more accurate than yours.
Just those two geese that can’t even move, it’s a joke! Just find a good position in a while and just do it!”
"Okay!" Xiao Han gritted his teeth and agreed, then looked at the convoy that had passed by, and continued to whisper to the two of them: "In this way, let's go out first. Later, Lunzi and I will go hunting for birds. Xiaodong, you will go to Chang'an.
If there is a place that sells geese, buy one for me, no matter how much it costs! If you don’t have enough money, let them take the geese to Changsun’s house to exchange for money! I think there won’t be many geese sellers this season!”
"Okay!" Xiaodong nodded vigorously, "Don't worry, Lord Marquis, there will never be another wild goose in Chang'an City today!"
After saying that, Xiaodong and Lunzi protected Xiao Han and came out of the crowd. Xiaodong went straight to the West Market, while Lunzi and Xiao Han quickly passed Najib's team outside the crowd watching the excitement and ran forward!
Najib's team moved very slowly. This was also a time to show off the strength of his family. Even though the Marquis of Xiangcheng couldn't hold his head high in front of other nobles, in the eyes of ordinary people, he was a wealthy family that was far beyond their reach!
In the crowd, countless children cheered and waited on the side of the road for the team to throw candies out. The impatient ones lifted up their clothes and were ready to catch the candies!
Unfortunately, their wish was doomed to come true. They would only throw candies during the wedding ceremony, but now they can’t throw anything... So a group of children watched without moving for a long time, and they just cared about the motorcade moving forward, feeling a little resentful, especially at the end.
The fat man in front didn't give out candy, but he was still so arrogant, why didn't he fall down? It was a good sight!
I don’t know if God heard what the child was saying, or if the fat man was really unlucky. Just after thinking this, a group of children saw the horse at the head suddenly neighing, then kicking its front hooves, and standing upright!
But the fat man on its back didn't even react, and was suddenly thrown to the ground. It was a terrible fall! Before the servants around him could react, the horse neighed again, kicked its hind legs, and went crazy.
Just ran along the main road...
The children were stunned, the passers-by watching the excitement were stunned, and even Xiao Han and Lengzi in the private room on the second floor of the restaurant facing the street were stunned.
"Lunzi, didn't you say you were always on target? Why did you hit the horse?!" Xiao Han turned around and stared at Lunzi fiercely and cursed!
The stupid man was still looking puzzled. He had already taken aim just now, but as soon as the hand holding the projectile was loosened, the damn fat man actually changed the goose's hand to hold it, and the stone with great force suddenly disappeared.
The target actually hit the horse directly, shocking the horse...
However, when he looked at the chaotic street, the fool suddenly became happy. He pointed down and laughed: "Master Hou, Master Hou, look! Without delaying your business, those two wild geese have turned into birds."
It’s time for cake…”
"What?" Xiao Han was startled and quickly turned around to look down the window. He saw the fat man being lifted up from the ground by the accompanying servants, and the two wild geese had turned into two thin geese on the ground.
The wild goose cake...
The poor two geese didn't know that they would die so cowardly before they died. When the damn fat man fell down, he actually held them under him. Now, the wild goose couple really lived together.
Going to hell...
No one expected such an outburst after returning. After a brief silence, Najib's team below suddenly became a mess. Five or six people in the team ran over and lifted the fat man aside, fanning him, pinching him, and tossing him.
After waiting for a long time, he finally woke up from the torment.
"Wake up, wake up... the second master is awake!" A servant who was pinching someone saw the fat man slowly opening his eyes, and immediately shouted excitedly, but you know that he is awake, why are you still pinching him desperately?
All bleeding...
"You, what's your name..." the fat man asked, waving his hands feebly.
When the man heard this, he thought that the second master was going to reward him, and he grinned almost to his ears: "Master, my name is Shi San!"
"Okay, I will make you empty the bucket of shit for the rest of your life when you get back!" The fat man finally gathered enough strength at this time and kicked Shi San out with all his heart. Then, without saying a word, there was another loudmouth, who was in front of him.
The groom's face said: "Why the hell are you still standing here?! Go and get the horse back for me!"
The groom had been in a daze since just now, and now he was even more dazed by the powerful and heavy slap. It took him a long time to react! He didn't even dare to cry out in pain, so he covered his face and chased in the direction of the horse.
After passing by, the fat man was left jumping behind and yelling: "If you can't find the horse, you will never come back in your life!!!"
The groom disappeared, and the fat man felt a burning pain in his body at this time. Even though he had a lot of flesh, he would die if he fell unprepared from nearly two meters! Just when he was about to order the team to move on, he
Suddenly I saw a "puddle" of wild geese on the ground in front of me...
"What's going on!" The fat man's voice changed. He pointed at the unknown creatures and yelled, "Who did this!"
All the servants present lowered their heads and did not dare to talk. In the end, a child outside said bluntly: "What's your name? Didn't you crush them to death? Look, the clothes on your body are still there.
With blood..."
"Nonsense..." The fat man blushed and shouted at the child. The child was so frightened that he quickly squeezed into the crowd and disappeared. The fat man turned around and touched it again. His back was wet and a little slippery. He took his hand back and took a look.
, blood and bird feathers stuck to one's hands...
"Damn it! How could this happen!" When the fat man saw it, he almost died of anger on the spot. He quickly summoned two servants and asked one of them to go home and get clothes and the other to buy a pair of wild geese immediately!
Taking one last look at the wild goose cakes on the ground, the fat man flicked his sleeves and quickly led the team forward.
Najib also has a time limit. If you miss the time, that is a big no-no!
Because the mount ran away and the car behind was full of things, the fat man could only let two people help him walk forward. The speed was very slow, but very fast. The man holding the clothes ran after him. The fat man took the clothes and casually
I found a shop and went in. I changed out of my clothes that were stained with blood. At least I wasn't as embarrassed as before. However, the guy who went to buy wild geese never came back!
"You, hurry up and see why the wild goose hasn't come back yet! It's almost time! If you miss the time, I'll skin him!" The fat man pointed at someone in a hurry and asked him to follow him and take a look.
Then he continued to drive to Xue Pan's house, but this time it was better. Just when he was changing clothes, the servants got another horse from nowhere. Although it was a little shorter and looked a bit like a donkey, it was better than nothing.
Good!
Time passed by, and in the deep winter, the sweat on the fat man's forehead became more and more. This time, not only did the person at the beginning not come back, but even the three people sent later did not come back!
The fat man now has to look three times every time he takes a step, and his head turns like a rattle, but until he gets close to Xue Pan's house, those bastards still haven't come back...
The fat man was so anxious that he felt several blisters forming on his mouth during this period of time. He was about to send people to look for him again, but he saw a burst of confusion in the crowd watching the excitement. Then, a man jumped out of the crowd, holding in his hand
He also carried two big geese with flapping wings...
"What the hell? Hey hey hey...寽...寽寽..." The fat man hadn't recognized the man yet, and the short boy under him was almost frightened to death by the two big white geese that were charging straight at him, and he stepped back with all four hooves.
, almost turned around and ran away with the fat man!
"Stop, stop, stop for me!" The fat man grabbed the reins with both hands, and it took a lot of effort to control the horse. Then he was so angry that he looked up and took a closer look.
Isn’t the person who came out the same one who was sent out in the beginning?!
The two big geese in his hand made the fat man's eyes almost bulge out. He wiped his face. The fat man opened his mouth and yelled at the man: "You, you, you... let you buy the geese."
, what did you buy?!"
The man looked very tired from the journey. He reluctantly handed the big white goose in his hand to the person next to him, and then he breathed heavily and said: "Huhu... Second Master... I've seen a ghost... today, today
There is no one selling wild geese in the market...I heard that all the wild geese in Chang'an have been rounded up by a young man. I...have no choice but to use a goose first..."
"I'll use your second uncle!" The fat man was so angry that he didn't fall off his horse. He stared at the man with his eyes like copper bells. Looking at him like that, he wanted to eat him alive!
"Quack..." The two geese screamed twice at an inappropriate time, and the people watching the excitement burst into laughter: It was so fun to watch the excitement today!
