"What are you doing standing there, let's go!" The fat man shouted, got on the pony and moved forward!
Although he had already stabbed this man to death a hundred times in his heart! But he also knew that even if he killed these idiots, he would not be able to get two wild geese. For the current plan, he could only keep walking.
While waiting for the remaining few people to come back, see if any miracle happens...
The team walked forward slowly, and the two geese stopped working. You call me and I will call. Each one of them screamed with joy. The people watching the excitement almost went crazy with laughter. When the geese squawked, they all started to scream.
The whole room burst into laughter, and the fat man's face turned green and red from the laughter! But he couldn't disperse the people, so he could only stop them by tying these two damn ones with straw ropes and stuffing them directly into the pile of gifts on the cart.
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Perhaps feeling the anger of the second master, even the people playing the sheng and drums consciously lowered their voices. The originally lively team was like a dead person, leaving those who came out to watch the fun later scratching their heads.
Are you going to get married, or are you going to die...
No matter how slowly the team moves, it is still moving!
Not long after, Xue Mansion could be seen ahead, and in the middle, the few people sent by Fatty finally came back, but what made Fatty frustrated was: these guys couldn't even catch up with the first one.
After all, you caught two geese and came back empty-handed?
"What can we do? What can we do!" The fat man almost turned into an ant on a hot pot, but the team still stubbornly sent the fat man to the door of Xue's house.
After parking his horse and dismounting, the fat man stood beside the horse. He looked up guiltily at the people preparing to greet him in front of the Xue Mansion. He didn't know if it was an illusion. He always felt that although these people had smiles on their faces, how could they look at it or reveal it?
With a strange look...
However, there is no turning back. Although today's things are a little weird, we are already here! No matter what, it's useless!
"Nothing, just two broken birds missing? It's not a big deal!" Silently cheering himself up, the fat man took a deep breath and walked to the door of Xue Mansion, following the procedures prepared before arriving.
He opened his mouth and said: "Return to the temple for divination. If you get a good omen, send the envoy to tell you..."
Shopkeeper Wang stood on the steps, frowning at the fat man who was reading poetry at the foot of the steps. Next to him now was Xue's mother's clan brother and Xue Pan's uncle. Today he was responsible for a series of issues such as the reception of the man.
Xue Pan's uncle is thin, gentle and elegant. Wearing a green robe, he looks very bookish!
Standing upright in front of the gate, after the fat man finished reciting the eternal entrance poem according to the rules, Uncle Xue Pan waved his hand, and the gate of Xue Mansion behind him slowly opened...
Behind the door, servants who had been waiting for a long time filed out, each holding a gift in his hand, which was used to return the gift, which showed that the two families were on good terms and had frequent contacts.
The fat man saluted again, and then stopped moving...
Xue Pan's uncle frowned and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he held back his words and just stared at the fat man closely.
Logically speaking, the most important gift should be given at this time, which is the swan goose seal of love that has been passed down from the Zhou Dynasty!
But what Uncle Xue Pan didn't expect was that the fat man stood there like a god, motionless!
"Ahem, in-laws, um, it's time for the ceremony." Uncle Xue Pan waited for a long time and couldn't help but remind the person opposite!
It's been so long, but there is no movement over there... Such a strange scene, even Shopkeeper Wang, who is ready to come out to disrupt the ceremony at any time, is a little puzzled...
"This, that..." The sweat on the fat man's head was dripping. He gritted his teeth for the last time and was about to ask the servants to take the goose out when he suddenly heard two loud screams from the car behind him...
"quack…"
"what sound!"
Uncle Xue Pan was almost startled by the loud cry and asked a question quickly!
The fat man carefully wiped the sweat from his head, and his smile was uglier than crying, and he said to him: "This is..."
"Quack..." There were two loud calls again, and this time it was not just a call! The two geese in the gift pile unexpectedly pecked off the straw rope tied to their feet!
Then he flapped his wings and flew out from the pile of gifts! Bringing up the sky full of grass clippings and paper! The momentum was huge!
In fact, many people don’t know that the elegant-looking goose is actually a very powerful poultry! It has a place among the three hegemons in the countryside!
On weekdays, the native dogs at home would not dare to provoke them at will! They are stubborn and extremely perseverant. They are the kind of bastards who can kick them and fly several meters away and dare to turn over and charge forward!
At this time, the two geese, which had been tied up for a long time, were finally freed. You can imagine their mood at this time. Regardless of the fact that they were in a completely unfamiliar place around them, they spread their wings and rushed towards the nearest thing!
You want to ask what is the nearest thing? Idiot! They flew down from the carriage, what is the nearest thing? Of course it is a horse!
The poor draft horse who was pulling the cart had never seen anything like this in his life. It was a big white ball and rushed towards him. Before he could understand what it was, he received a heavy blow on his leg...
After a second, the scene completely got out of control...
A frightened horse was pulling the cart in a rampage. As soon as the healthy servant who came to stop him got close, he received a heavy hoof on his waist. His whole body flew out like a broken sack. The blood spurted from his mouth was in the air and raining.
Usually, the people watching the excitement are so frightened that they run away!
The remaining servants rushed up and grabbed the carriage desperately, trying to stop it!
But even if there were ten people here, they couldn't withstand the power of one horse. The sturdy carriage only stagnated for a moment, and then rushed forward all the way!
The servants pulling the cart were either swayed to the side or hung directly on the side of the cart. As the cart rushed forward, a servant in front couldn't hold it anymore. As soon as he let go, the wooden wheels about half a man high were thrown.
It pressed directly over his legs, and the legs suddenly drooped like broken bamboo...
On the road, there were screams, curses, and cries and cries of pain! The fat man had closed his eyes and did not dare to look anymore. He knew that today, this man had lost his fortune! At this time, he regretted extremely, why
I wanted to take up this business in the first place!
Xue Pan's uncle on the steps was even more trembling with anger. He was a middle-aged man who looked like a scholar, and he treated ancient rituals as religiously as holy objects! But today, everything in front of him was simply beyond the pale.
His imagination! You are not Najib’s, you are here to make the people of Chang’an happy!
He pointed at the fat man with trembling hands and said nothing for a long time. In the end, Xue Pan's uncle waved his sleeves fiercely, turned around and went straight into the house! This marriage is no longer involved!
Shopkeeper Wang looked at the chaos stupidly, his heart was in a mess!
He didn't know what was going on, but when he saw that his guest of honor had rolled up his sleeves and left, he quickly ordered the servants who were still craning their necks to watch with interest to go back. At the same time, he was secretly glad that the gift he had just brought out was still there.
Didn't take over...
When the last member of the Xue family entered, the heavy door of the Xue Mansion slammed shut, just like the door was shut to Xiao Han. The difference was that the people he saw this time were gone.
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The fat man covered his head and stood on the steps for a long time, unable to speak. He was not stupid. The moment the door closed, he knew that tomorrow the biggest joke in Chang'an was about to happen. He just thought that he would be the protagonist in it.
, the fat man just wants to throw away this face...
"Second Master, Second Master, what should we do now?" After working for a long time, the culprit of the big white goose was finally caught. A servant with a pile of goose feathers on his head gasped and asked the fat man on the steps.
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The fat man slowly put down his hand, his eyes were a little red, and the servant's heart was half cold when he saw it. He was about to get a hard meal with his eyes closed, but unexpectedly, the fat second master didn't make a move, just
Walked slowly past him.
"Today is not a good time. Let's choose another auspicious day to get married!" After saying this, the fat man led a group of people in large and small cars to walk back. When they came, they were proud of the spring breeze, but when they returned, they were disgraced. What happened today?
What is this thing called?
In the main hall of the Xue family, Xue's mother was still restlessly waiting for someone from the Hou family in Xiangcheng. She thought about it all night last night, but she couldn't think of a safe way to postpone the wedding. After dawn, it suddenly dawned on her that she could only watch.
Today I am adapting to circumstances.
When the sound of blowing and beating sounded outside the door, Xue's mother's palms were sweating. But after a while, the sound of blowing and beating suddenly disappeared and was replaced by a burst of noisy movement.
When she walked to the lobby door and looked out, she could only see a group of servants looking out at the main entrance as if they were watching the fun...
Feeling a little puzzled, Mother Xue was just about to call someone to ask, when she saw her brother suddenly walked in from outside the gate, and walked back angrily. At the same time, all her family members also came back in a hurry.
There is not a single one left!! The door is also closed.
"What's going on? Why aren't you even allowed in on Najib's big day?" Xue's mother became more and more worried. She quickly crossed the threshold and faced her brother.
As a result, before she could ask, she saw her brother, who had always had a good temper, turned blue with anger and kept saying: "This is unreasonable, this is unreasonable!"
"What's wrong? Why are you so angry with your brother?" Xue's mother hurriedly came forward and asked!
Xue's mother's brother seemed very angry. For a rotten scholar like him, what he valued most was rules and etiquette!
I have never seen, and never thought, that someone would make a joke at a wedding or funeral!
Do you think he doesn't know the difference between geese and geese? Are you fooling him with a pair of domestic geese? They are still acting like a clown at the door! This is a clear sign that they don't take this Xue Mansion seriously!
