"When the time comes, they will definitely die faster..." Xiao Han was already drunk when he was blown by the cold wind outside. Hearing Xiao Lizi's words, his head felt hot and he subconsciously muttered something in a low voice.
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"Huh?" Li Shimin was originally focused on Xiao Han, but now he couldn't hear Xiao Han's mutterings?
He narrowed his eyes, stared at Xiao Han with a smile but asked: "Oh? What's the solution to this matter?"
Xiao Han was startled when he heard this, and the drunkenness that just came to his head immediately turned into cold sweat, and he said hesitantly: "What? What's the explanation? Your Majesty, do you want to relieve yourself?"
"Relieve yourself?" Li Shimin was not moved by Xiao Han's words. Instead, he cast a sinister glance at his lower body: "Believe it or not, I will immediately have someone relieve you right now and then take you to the palace.
I'm on duty! Just in time, didn't you suggest that Liu Hongji come two days ago? Now we are together, and I will have someone to talk with me tonight!"
"Let's talk with you tonight? Uh, let's forget it, right? I heard that there can only be one man in the palace at night, so Wei Chen should just live outside the palace and make a living!"
Hearing that Xiao Lizi even threatened him to become an eunuch, Xiao Han didn't dare to make any more jokes, so he had to bow his hands and said honestly: "Your Majesty, actually you don't have to worry about this matter so much. I just want to give you a simple explanation."
Example, you will understand!"
"Oh? What example?" Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and asked.
Xiao Han scratched his head and said: "Your Majesty, do you think who can wake up if a monkey and a wild boar compete in strength?"
"Monkey? Wild boar?" Li Shimin knew that this was the example Xiao Han mentioned, but he didn't know what it meant. However, he still answered patiently: "Of course the wild boar wins! Don't talk about those big wild boars weighing several hundred kilograms.
Even the strength of a small wild boar cannot be compared to that of a weak monkey!"
"Congratulations, Your Majesty!" Xiao Han complimented and then asked: "Then, Your Majesty, if they don't compete in strength and instead compete in climbing a tree, who will win?"
"Hmph, of course it's a monkey..." Li Shimin was confused by the question, and naturally felt a little unhappy in his heart. He was about to ask Xiao Han if he was treating him like a fool, but suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he suddenly became violent.
With a shock, the whole person froze there.
"Your Majesty, this is the truth." Seeing Li Shimin standing thoughtfully under the eaves, Xiao Han echoed behind him and said: "Your Majesty, the biggest threat to us from the prairie people is their cavalry and archery! After all,
They have lived on horses since they were born, and their riding and shooting skills are naturally much better than ours! There is no need to say more about this.
The Tubo people are barbaric by nature! When fighting, they often sacrifice their lives. What they honor is nothing more than their barbaric physique and ignorant beliefs!
And although we Tang people are not as good as them in these two things, we do have a smart mind! So we invented horseshoes, crossbows, arrows, and even firearms!
Especially firearms, they are not static! They need to be constantly improved! So far, the firearms workshop has been upgraded several times, and the firearm formula that the person stole has long been replaced by more powerful and more convenient firearms.
! Their current power and types are difficult for even a humble minister to comprehend!
That's why Wei Chen said, in this case, if they rely on the strengths of their own race and fight to the death with us, they might still have a chance to win! But they have to give up what they are best at and compete with us for what we are best at.
Excellent! That’s not asking for self-destruction! The only way is to seek death?!”
"The body of a wild boar is not comparable to that of a monkey, so why should we compete with it in terms of head?" After hearing Xiao Han's explanation, Li Shimin's eyes finally lit up a little bit, and then he burst into laughter!
"Almost, that's what it means!" Xiao Han saw Li Shimin laughing heartily, and he also laughed with him. He looked like a fox stealing a chicken!
"Okay! You're right!" After a long time, Li Shimin's laughter finally subsided. He glanced at Xiao Han, who was still chuckling to himself next to him, and said, "Although the truth is like this, these things are wandering outside.
, it is always better to put it in your own hands and feel at ease! Therefore, after the New Year, Hou Junji will still be stationed in the west. If anyone is found using firearms, I will send an army to raze them to the ground!
As for you, well, it’s really hard to go out this time, so go home and have a good New Year, and after the New Year starts, continue to preside over all matters of the Firearms Research Institute! Although what you just said, there are Wang Po who is selling melons and boasting.
However, since the firearms and horseshoes were indeed made by your hands, I reluctantly held my nose and admitted it!
After returning to the Firearms Research Institute, I will need your clever brain to continue to arm this monkey so that one day it can roar proudly in the mountains and forests! By then, let alone the wild boars, even the lions and tigers will be afraid.
Climb at its feet!"
"Here!" Xiao Han shivered, and then he held his hands up overjoyed!
From the beginning of the conversation, he noticed that Xiao Lizi's self-proclaimed name had quietly changed from "I" to "I", which meant that the arrangement just came from the emperor's mouth! Once the golden words came out, there would be no change!
"After the emperor drank with many ministers last night, he got drunk with Xiao Han and other former officials of the Qin Dynasty!"
"Xiao Hou, who returned from Lingnan, once again took up the post of director of the Firearms Research Institute and will take office in the next year!"
"Liu Hongji, who came back with Xiao Hou, was not invited by His Majesty. After drinking a few cups of tea, he became drunk and went crazy! He chased some old enemies and ran around the palace, overturned countless tables, and scared countless ministers to avoid them.
!”
I don’t know where the news about what happened in the palace last night spread out. Anyway, after one night, the people in the entire Chang’an City were talking about the affairs of those important people. Even if it snowed heavily all day and night, it didn’t snow.
Put out the fire of gossip in their chests.
"Your Majesty has re-released the Firearms Research Institute to you, does that mean you won't be allowed to go out again for the time being?"
At three o'clock in the morning, there was already the sound of people clearing the snow outside, but in the back house of Xiao Mansion, Xue Pan was still like a bird clinging to someone, clinging tightly to Xiao Han's side, with a pair of pink cheeks,
There is still a bit of a flushed aftertaste.
"Huh..." lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. Until the pungent smoke filled his chest, Xiao Han breathed it out comfortably. Suddenly, the whole bedroom was filled with smoke.
A strong smell of smoke.
"Ahem, it smells bad! What are you doing smoking this thing?" Xue Pan had never smelled the smell of cigarettes. When he smelled it, he immediately coughed twice and covered his nose and said in displeasure.
"Hey, you don't understand. A cigarette afterwards can make you happier than a god~"
