"Hey, you don't understand, a cigarette afterwards can make you happier than a god~"
Leaning his back against the head of the bed, Xiao Han blew out a smoke ring, closed his eyes, and murmured with great comfort.
He came home last night.
Although the city gates had already been closed by that time, and Wuhou was already running around in the streets like a weasel, for Xiao Han, who wanted to go home, this was not a big deal.
With a pat on the back, he came to the city gate and slapped the imperial order issued by the emperor himself on the face of the city gate guard with white eyes and black eyes. Xiao Han took Xiaodong with him and stood in front of a group of soldiers who respected him like a god.
Under his gaze, he rode out from the city gate in a swaggering manner.
However, their hearts were warm when they returned home, but the howling north wind was extremely cold!
The swirling snow foam was blown by the wind and kept getting in from the cuffs, trouser legs, and neck collars. The excitement caused Xiao Han and his group to tremble from time to time as if they were electrocuted.
If it was just cold, it would be easy to say that the endurance would be over after all, but the thick snow on the ground would kill people!
I think back then, in order to facilitate travel, Xiao Han had already laid a cement road between Zhuangzi and Chang'an.
This road is good on weekdays, flat and spacious. Even on rainy days, pedestrians can come and go freely. There is no need to worry about being like an ordinary yellow dirt road. Once you step in, you will not be able to pull out your shoes!
However, although cement roads have many advantages, their shortcomings are revealed when it comes to snowy days like this!
One word, slippery!
And compared to the dirt road, it's not just a little bit slippery!
Poor Xiaodong was just careless, and the man and the horse slipped out in a circle, almost changing from a man riding a horse to a horse riding a man.
Xiao Han, who was laughing loudly in the back, was not much better. He was already drunk, and he was laughing so hard now that he didn't even know when he fell off the horse. Fortunately, the snow was thick, and he was wearing
I had a lot of clothes, so I didn't fall out.
The road was covered with thick skis, which meant that the road that originally took less than half an hour to walk ended up taking an hour!
When he got home, Xiao Han, who was already exhausted, didn't even bother to take a shower, climbed into bed and fell asleep.
It wasn't until he woke up the next morning that he was so lustful that he dragged Xue Pan into trouble and did the ridiculous thing that he had done all day long.
"Daddy, daddy!"
Just before Xiao Han finished smoking, the closed door was suddenly pushed open.
Immediately afterwards, An An, who had a sky-high bun on her head, ran in from outside. As soon as she saw Xiao Han on the bed, she immediately shouted excitedly: "Daddy! Daddy! It's snowing! Take me quickly."
Build a snowman! Just build the one you told An An!"
"Uh..." How could Xiao Han, who was still in a clear mind and body, expect that his daughter would suddenly run in? He was stunned for a moment when he saw his daughter suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked at him blankly. He suddenly panicked and his face turned pale.
Turned red.
"Ahem! Well, dad and mom... ahem... are husband and wife!"
I don’t know why, when being stared at by the little girl, even the extremely shameless Xiao Han felt uneasy like being caught in bed!
Just as he was stammering and trying to explain to the little guy that he and his mother were a legal couple and qualified to sleep together, he heard the little girl shouting excitedly again, as if she had discovered a new world: "Daddy! Yours."
There will be smoke coming out of the nostrils!”
"Bang..." When Xiao Han heard this, he almost hit his head on the wall behind the bed.
And Xue Pan beside him was laughing so hard that he couldn't help but hug Xiao Han's arm, and his delicate body trembled with laughter, which made Xiao Han feel dizzy...
"Go, go, go! What do children know? Dad, this is called smoking. It is for healing. You go out and play by yourself!" Xiao Han hurriedly put out the cigarette in his hand. Xiao Han turned his head and scolded An An with a straight face!
Unexpectedly, An An was not afraid of his father at all, and still said in a coquettish voice: "An An is not a child. An An knows a lot. Even my husband praises An An now!"
"Okay, okay..." Xiao Han was amused by An An's "proud" look, and he couldn't keep his face straight. He could only roll his eyes and said: "An An is smart! She knows a lot! But if you want to build a snowman, you have to get something, right?"
Let’s do this, you go and prepare the things to build a snowman first, dad will be here in a minute!”
"Dad really wants to accompany An An to build a snowman? Okay! An An will go and prepare now!"
Sure enough, this trick worked well. When she heard that her father was really going to make a snowman with her, An An's eyes lit up immediately and she ran out with joy. She was afraid that she would miss this golden opportunity if she was too late.
"This girl didn't even close the door. Do you want me to freeze to death?" When An An hurriedly ran out with a pair of deerskin shoes, Xiao Han behind him could only helplessly look at An An's back and the opening of the door.
the door!
Now, it was completely impossible to stay in bed. Xiao Han, who was frozen by this ventilated cotton-padded jacket, had no choice but to put on thick clothes and prepare to go out in person to fulfill his promise.
After all, he was the one who boasted, and with tears in his eyes, he had to make it right!
Outside the door, there is already a silver-white world!
Last night, it snowed heavily all night long.
Even in the morning, the snow had lightened up a lot, but the sky was still very gloomy, and snowflakes would fall from time to time.
"I have to finish it with tears in my eyes!" With great perseverance, Xiao Han crawled out of the warm bed and built a big snowman with his daughter. He groaned and swore in exhaustion.
I swear, I will never build a snowman again!
The newly built snowman was placed under the persimmon tree in the yard. The persimmon tree was covered with ice and snow, and there was a national red persimmon on the highest branch. It looked particularly festive.
This snowman is very big, but when you look closer, you can see that it is very perfunctory. It has a bucket on its head and a few rotten wooden strips that serve as its two hands.
Because carrots had not yet spread to the Tang Dynasty, the first chubby snowman image in the history of the Tang Dynasty had no nose and only two eyes made of black pearls...
"Tsk tsk, what a luxury. Even making a toy requires black pearls!"
Looking at his daughter who was standing on a small stool and happily putting eyes on the snowman, Xiao Han felt his heart twitch.
These two black pearls were brought back from Lingnan. They are extremely precious. If they were given to ordinary people's homes, they would be enough to feed and drink them for ten years! They were a gift specially given by Xiao Han to his daughter!
But now, they can only be the eyes of a snowman, placed in the ice and snow outside, and are considered too small!
God knows, they are all as big as longan, but you still dislike them like this? Could it be that, little ancestor, you still want a bead the size of an egg?!
