Although it was already midnight outside, inside Qian's house, there were still lights and colorful decorations, and it was very lively!
Anping County, after all, is just a small county. It does not have as many rules as Chang'an or Luoyang, and there is no curfew at night.
So in order to thank the neighbors for "inviting" his "good son-in-law", Boss Qian waved his hand and dragged the restaurant cook who had taken a rest long ago, put on an apron, and hurriedly started cooking.
Since it was already late at night and the county was not wealthy, the meals the cook could prepare were extremely ordinary home-cooked meals.
Look at the table temporarily borrowed from a neighbor's house. Although there are a lot of dishes on it, there are really not many meat dishes. If there is half a chicken and a few slices of meat, it is an amazing dish.
The kind that's sold out as soon as it's served on the table!
There is also water and wine in the cup, which is also home-brewed. It is yellow and turbid, and has a sour smell.
But even so, all the neighbors were devouring the food so much that they wanted to swallow the plates as well.
"The reception is not good, the reception is not good, you can just make do with it! In two days, my daughter will get married, and I will treat you all to a good meal!"
Boss Qian's face glowed brightly after he caught his golden son-in-law. He walked in the courtyard and kept bowing to everyone.
When everyone at the table saw this, they hurriedly swallowed the food in their mouths and stood up to return the favor.
"Boss Qian, you're welcome, you're welcome!"
"First of all, I wish Boss Qian to have his grandson soon!"
"Hahaha……"
For a moment, the guests and hosts were enjoying themselves! The whole front yard was in a happy mood.
At this moment, there is a wing in the backyard of Qian Mansion.
Xiao Han, who was supposed to be the protagonist, was tied up and thrown on the bed.
He tried his best to raise his head and listened to the noise coming from the front yard. Xiao Han's heart felt like a sunken dog, not to mention how frustrated he was!
"Bah! Is it fun to call you "Lei Feng"? I met a "Thunder Tiger" on the way and was cut off by "my family"... What if I was really forced to marry that "female"?
"Zhang Fei", even if he is not laughed to death by the people in Chang'an, he will be despised to death by Xue Pan and Ziyi!"
As I thought about it, tears silently flowed from my eyes.
If he had known that if he came out, he would lose his innocence in a daze, Xiao Han probably would not have escaped from Qingzhou no matter what!
Even if we retreat ten thousand steps and really want to escape, we still have to take Liu Hongji and his soldiers with him! Whoever dares to snatch me as the son-in-law of the stronghold will kill him first with a knife!
"Master Hou... feels uncomfortable!"
Just when Xiao Han was lying on the bed weeping secretly and regretting that he shouldn't have done it in the first place, the voice of a fool rang out in the room.
Because the wing room was not enough, Lengzi and Xiao Han were tied up in the same room.
Compared to this "fresh uncle", the idiot who yelled and yelled along the way was obviously hated by others!
Not only was the rope on his body much tighter than Xiao Han's, the two people who carried him into the house even placed the bamboo poles directly on the bed and table, then turned around and left without caring!
As a result, Lunzi was like a roasted suckling pig on the grill, his whole body hanging in the air, and his eyes could only see the ground beneath him.
"It's uncomfortable, I'm still uncomfortable!" Just like Silkworm Baby
, twisted his body with great effort, and when he finally turned his head, seeing the awkward look on his face, Xiao Han's face immediately froze!
Even in this situation, he almost couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud on the spot.
There is no way, the idiot looks like this right here! If he were in Africa, Xiao Han would definitely think that he was captured by the cannibals and was preparing to light a fire and roast him.
But when it came to eating, Xiao Han's stomach growled unsatisfactorily as he smelled the faint aroma of rice drifting in from the window.
Although the seafood dinner at noon was really luxurious, to put it bluntly, it was really not very hungry!
There was nothing in my stomach at first, and after traveling such a long way, it had been digested long ago. I was so nervous that I didn’t notice it just yet, but now that I was relaxed, my stomach immediately started to protest.
"No, I want to pee!"
Seeing Xiao Han looking towards him, the idiot's face immediately turned red, and it took a lot of effort to suppress the urge to let go.
Having been with Xiao Han for a long time, he already knew that Xiao Han had a slight mysophobia! It was okay for him to wet his pants while being tied up, but if Xiao Han was left to guard a puddle of urine all night, there was no telling how he would really treat himself in the future.
He was castrated and sent to the palace as a eunuch!
Although I am still an innocent little virgin now, there are some things that I don’t need to put away, so I can’t live without them, right?
Therefore, when the idiot realized that he could no longer hold it in any longer, he quickly asked Xiao Han to think of something!
"What, you want to pee here?"
Sure enough, after hearing what the idiot said, Xiao Han, who was still holding back his laughter, immediately changed his expression and shouted to him hastily, "Be patient first!"
"I, I can't hold it anymore..." Lunzi said with a sad face, fearing that if he exerted too much force, he would be unable to hold it in any longer and would have a live broadcast.
"Keep it up!" Xiao Han saw that the fool's face was almost turning green, so he didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly shouted out the window at the top of his voice, "Come here! Come here! Where are all the people dead!"
"I'm coming!"
As Xiao Han shouted, a familiar voice soon came over.
Immediately afterwards, accompanied by a rush of footsteps, the door was pushed open, and the chubby body of "Thunder Tiger" appeared in the room.
"Hahaha, why did the good son-in-law call me here?" When he first looked at Xiao Han on the bed and found that he was still tied there, "Thunder Tiger" couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and burst into laughter!
He had just drank several glasses of turbid wine with his neighbors, and was already a bit drunk at the moment. On impulse, he wanted to come over and see Xiao Han to prevent him from running away.
As a result, as soon as he arrived in the backyard, he heard Xiao Han yelling and ran in quickly.
"A good son-in-law! Who is your good son-in-law? What kind of father-in-law from a good family would tie up his own son-in-law to get married!"
With the flickering flame of the oil lamp on the table, Xiao Han saw Lei Huhu's red face and couldn't help but curse in his heart!
However, scolding comes with scolding, and the wise man is a man who knows the current affairs! Xiao Han is not a fool who works hard to get rid of others just for the sake of temporary motivation, but also wants to have enough talk!
In fact, what if Lei Huhu took out a knife on the spot and put it on Xiao Han's neck!
Not to mention that he wants to marry his daughter, even if he wants to marry his thunder tiger... Xiao Han feels that this is not intolerable!
After all, the old saying says that scholars can be killed but not humiliated! But if you want to really kill, then humiliate... then humiliate... In the city, the Qian family.
Although it was already midnight outside, inside Qian's house, there were still lights and colorful decorations, and it was very lively!
Anping County, after all, is just a small county. It does not have as many rules as Chang'an or Luoyang, and there is no curfew at night.
So in order to thank the neighbors for "inviting" his "good son-in-law", Boss Qian waved his hand and dragged the restaurant cook who had taken a rest long ago, put on an apron, and hurriedly started cooking.
Since it was already late at night and the county was not wealthy, the meals the cook could prepare were extremely ordinary home-cooked meals.
Look at the table temporarily borrowed from a neighbor's house. Although there are a lot of dishes on it, there are really not many meat dishes. If there is half a chicken and a few slices of meat, it is an amazing dish.
The kind that's sold out as soon as it's served on the table!
There is also water and wine in the cup, which is also home-brewed. It is yellow and turbid, and has a sour smell.
But even so, all the neighbors were devouring the food so much that they wanted to swallow the plates as well.
"The reception is not good, the reception is not good, you can just make do with it! In two days, my daughter will get married, and I will treat you all to a good meal!"
Boss Qian's face glowed brightly after he caught his golden son-in-law. He walked in the courtyard and kept bowing to everyone.
When everyone at the table saw this, they hurriedly swallowed the food in their mouths and stood up to return the favor.
"Boss Qian, you're welcome, you're welcome!"
"First of all, I wish Boss Qian to have his grandson soon!"
"Hahaha……"
For a moment, the guests and hosts were enjoying themselves! The whole front yard was in a happy mood.
At this moment, there is a wing in the backyard of Qian Mansion.
Xiao Han, who was supposed to be the protagonist, was tied up and thrown on the bed.
He tried his best to raise his head and listened to the noise coming from the front yard. Xiao Han's heart felt like a sunken dog, not to mention how frustrated he was!
"Bah! Is it fun to call you "Lei Feng"? I met a "Thunder Tiger" on the way and was cut off by "my family"... What if I was really forced to marry that "female"?
"Zhang Fei", even if he is not laughed to death by the people in Chang'an, he will be despised to death by Xue Pan and Ziyi!"
As I thought about it, tears silently flowed from my eyes.
If he had known that if he came out, he would lose his innocence in a daze, Xiao Han probably would not have escaped from Qingzhou no matter what!
Even if we retreat ten thousand steps and really want to escape, we still have to take Liu Hongji and his soldiers with him! Whoever dares to snatch me as the son-in-law of the stronghold will kill him first with a knife!
"Master Hou... feels uncomfortable!"
Just when Xiao Han was lying on the bed weeping secretly and regretting that he shouldn't have done it in the first place, the voice of a fool rang out in the room.
Because the wing room was not enough, Lengzi and Xiao Han were tied up in the same room.
Compared to this "fresh uncle", the idiot who yelled and yelled along the way was obviously hated by others!
Not only was the rope on his body much tighter than Xiao Han's, the two people who carried him into the house even placed the bamboo poles directly on the bed and table, then turned around and left without caring!
As a result, Lunzi was like a roasted suckling pig on the grill, his whole body hanging in the air, and his eyes could only see the ground beneath him.
"It's uncomfortable, I'm still uncomfortable!" Just like Silkworm Baby
, twisted his body with great effort, and when he finally turned his head, seeing the awkward look on his face, Xiao Han's face immediately froze!
Even in this situation, he almost couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud on the spot.
There is no way, the idiot looks like this right here! If he were in Africa, Xiao Han would definitely think that he was captured by the cannibals and was preparing to light a fire and roast him.
But when it came to eating, Xiao Han's stomach growled unsatisfactorily as he smelled the faint aroma of rice drifting in from the window.
Although the seafood dinner at noon was really luxurious, to put it bluntly, it was really not very hungry!
There was nothing in my stomach at first, and after traveling such a long way, it had been digested long ago. I was so nervous that I didn’t notice it just yet, but now that I was relaxed, my stomach immediately started to protest.
"No, I want to pee!"
Seeing Xiao Han looking towards him, the idiot's face immediately turned red, and it took a lot of effort to suppress the urge to let go.
Having been with Xiao Han for a long time, he already knew that Xiao Han had a slight mysophobia! It was okay for him to wet his pants while being tied up, but if Xiao Han was left to guard a puddle of urine all night, there was no telling how he would really treat himself in the future.
He was castrated and sent to the palace as a eunuch!
Although I am still an innocent little virgin now, there are some things that I don’t need to put away, so I can’t live without them, right?
Therefore, when the idiot realized that he could no longer hold it in any longer, he quickly asked Xiao Han to think of something!
"What, you want to pee here?"
Sure enough, after hearing what the idiot said, Xiao Han, who was still holding back his laughter, immediately changed his expression and shouted to him hastily, "Be patient first!"
"I, I can't hold it anymore..." Lunzi said with a sad face, fearing that if he exerted too much force, he would be unable to hold it in any longer and would have a live broadcast.
"Keep it up!" Xiao Han saw that the fool's face was almost turning green, so he didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly shouted out the window at the top of his voice, "Come here! Come here! Where are all the people dead!"
"I'm coming!"
As Xiao Han shouted, a familiar voice soon came over.
Immediately afterwards, accompanied by a rush of footsteps, the door was pushed open, and the chubby body of "Thunder Tiger" appeared in the room.
"Hahaha, why did the good son-in-law call me here?" When he first looked at Xiao Han on the bed and found that he was still tied there, "Thunder Tiger" couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and burst into laughter!
He had just drank several glasses of turbid wine with his neighbors, and was already a bit drunk at the moment. On impulse, he wanted to come over and see Xiao Han to prevent him from running away.
As a result, as soon as he arrived in the backyard, he heard Xiao Han yelling and ran in quickly.
"A good son-in-law! Who is your good son-in-law? What kind of father-in-law from a good family would tie up his own son-in-law to get married!"
With the flickering flame of the oil lamp on the table, Xiao Han saw Lei Huhu's red face and couldn't help but curse in his heart!
However, scolding comes with scolding, and the wise man is a man who knows the current affairs! Xiao Han is not a fool who works hard to get rid of others just for the sake of temporary motivation, but also wants to have enough talk!
In fact, what if Lei Huhu took out a knife on the spot and put it on Xiao Han's neck!
Not to mention that he wants to marry his daughter, even if he wants to marry his thunder tiger... Xiao Han feels that this is not intolerable!
After all, the old saying says that scholars can be killed but not humiliated! But if you want to really kill, then humiliate it... then humiliate it...
