"Well, my brother has to go to the latrine. Could you please help me sir!" Trying to control his emotions, Xiao Han tried his best to squeeze out a kind smile on his face.
After all, this guy originally seemed to be unreasonable!
In addition, I am still drinking. If I get drunk and try to make myself drunk, won't I die?!
"Hahaha, it's convenient, how can it be inconvenient?" When Lei Hu heard Xiao Han speak so politely to him, he immediately smiled and the wrinkles on his face stretched out!
Today is indeed a good day for his Qian family!
The daughter who has been waiting for many years is finally getting married!
Moreover, the son-in-law he married seems to be more than a little or two better than the crop handlers and traders in the city!
Others say that the mother-in-law likes her son-in-law more and more the more she looks at him!
Unfortunately, my mother-in-law left early. Now, it is only his father-in-law's turn to look at his son-in-law. The more he looks at his son-in-law, the more he likes her. .??.
Sitting next to Xiao Han, "Thunder Tiger" stretched out his big hand in Xiao Han's frightened eyes, patted Xiao Han one after another, and said with an extremely kind attitude
"My dear son-in-law, we will be a family from now on. We must not be so polite! Your father-in-law and I have no children. From now on, why don't we all leave this huge family property to you two?
As for my father-in-law, I don’t think too much at this age. I don’t care about revitalizing the family business or getting ahead! I just hope that you two can love each other and live a good life...
If I, my father-in-law, can hold a big fat boy in my arms during my lifetime, I will not be ashamed of your helpless old mother-in-law..."
Perhaps under the influence of alcohol, Lei Huo was emotionally moved as he spoke, and his eyes slowly turned red. In the end, even his tone became choked with sobs.
Since ancient times, true love has been the most touching!
Seeing how a man like Lei Huo could go to such an extent for his daughter's happiness, Xiao Han couldn't help but feel sympathy for his "cheap father-in-law". Even the slap on his body seemed to
No longer so resistant.
"Master Hou, that..."
And just as the "father-in-law and son-in-law" were "revealing their true feelings" on the bed, a discordant voice unexpectedly came from the other side.
On the bamboo pole, the fool's face turned purple!
Big drops of sweat dripped from his forehead and down his cheeks, and his tied legs began to tremble!
Seeing Xiao Han completely forgetting him, the idiot who couldn't hold it in any longer trembled his lips and shouted, "Master Hou, can you let your father-in-law put me down first? I really, really can't hold it in anymore."
Can’t stand it any longer!”
"ah?"
Hearing this, the two people on the bed suddenly woke up!
Especially Lei Laohu, who was still wiping his tears. He didn't notice the "speech error" in the idiot's words at all. He just turned around quickly and shouted to the outside, "Ah, yes, yes! Someone, bring the little brother to the door."
Put it down! We are all a family, how can we tie people up!"
"Here!"
As Lei Huo finished speaking, two servants quickly ran in from outside. After bowing to the two people in the room, they hurriedly began to untie the idiot.
"Thank you two, please hurry up... No, wait!!!"
The poor fool was relieved at first when he saw them helping to untie the rope, thinking that he could finally loosen it up quickly!
But as I continued to unravel, I suddenly felt something wasn’t right!
Until you arrive
The rope on the rope suddenly collapsed with a "slip" sound, and Lunzi's face that had just relaxed suddenly turned into panic! Then the next second, Lunzi's whole body hit the ground heavily!
"Plop..."
In the midst of everyone's astonished gazes, the idiot moved in free fall and came into close contact with the hard floor tiles, and made a loud noise, accompanied by smoke and dust on the ground.
But what's puzzling is that even though he smashed the ground so loudly, Lengzi still held back and didn't scream at all!
"Hahaha, what a good man! He is worthy of being my uncle's subordinate!"
Beside the bed, after the initial shock, Lei Hu couldn't help but breathed out the smell of alcohol and clapped his hands in praise!
"Quickly, help the person up! How can you two idiots let the guest lie on the ground?"
"Ah? Oh!"
After hearing the master's words, the two servants woke up from a dream and hurriedly bent down to help the stupid man on the ground.
But before their hands came into contact with the stupid man lying on the ground, the body on the ground trembled violently, and at the same time an unknown liquid slowly flowed out from his lower body.
"Ah...Master, it's not good!"
Since the lights in the room were dim, the two servants could only see the liquid spreading out along the gaps in the floor tiles, and could not tell what it was.
In addition, the dumb guy on the ground remained silent and shivered twice. They subconsciously thought that the liquid was the blood that had just been thrown out!
So, the two servants immediately jumped to the side like a ghost, pointed at the stupid man and screamed, "This man, this man fell to death!"
"Ah?" When the servant shouted, Lei Huo was half awake from his wine! Then at a speed that was not suitable for his fat body, he jumped up from the bed with a "soar" sound and shouted, "What's the matter?"
What’s going on! Why did you throw someone to death?”
"What? Fallen to death? You fool! You fool!!!"
At this moment, Xiao Han, who was tied up like a cicada, was also panicking. He twisted his body with fear and anger and looked at the stupid man on the ground!
"Ahem, I, I'm fine..."
Fortunately, at this time, the idiot on the ground finally moved!
I saw him slowly raising his big, dusty face, grinning at Xiao Han, and then buried his head in embarrassment!
"Not dead? Really not dead!"
The two servants, who had already figured out that something was wrong, started to flirt with each other, finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw the idiot suddenly moved!
One of the servants patted the violently rising and falling chest, and carefully leaned over, then squatted next to the idiot, and reached out to dip his hand into the flowing liquid.
"Then what is this? It's warm, is it blood? Why isn't it sticky?"
Curiously, he twirled the unknown liquid with his fingers, but there was no sticky feeling of blood on his tentacles. The servant stuck out his tongue and licked it lightly...
"Hmm? Why do you feel a little irritated?"
Smash it, slap it, the servant muttered to himself in confusion, and just as he was about to get up, he saw Xiao Han and Lei Hu looking at him with horror on their faces!
"Could it be???"
Being stared at by the two men, the servant's heart "thumped", and then his face changed drastically! He didn't dare to speak anymore, he jumped up with a "shua", covered his mouth, and ran out!
After a while, I heard the sound of rushing water outside, which was also mixed with the sound of someone violently vomiting. "Well, my brother is going to the latrine, please make it easier for him!" Trying to control his emotions,
Xiao Han tried his best to squeeze out a kind smile on his face.
After all, this guy originally seemed to be unreasonable!
In addition, I am still drinking. If I get drunk and try to make myself drunk, won't I die?!
"Hahaha, it's convenient, how can it be inconvenient?" When Lei Hu heard Xiao Han speak so politely to him, he immediately smiled and the wrinkles on his face stretched out!
Today is indeed a good day for his Qian family!
The daughter who has been waiting for many years is finally getting married!
Moreover, the son-in-law he married seems to be more than a little or two better than the crop handlers and traders in the city!
Others say that the mother-in-law likes her son-in-law more and more the more she looks at him!
Unfortunately, my mother-in-law left early. Now, it is only his father-in-law's turn to look at his son-in-law. The more he looks at her, the more he likes her.
Sitting next to Xiao Han, "Thunder Tiger" stretched out his big hand in Xiao Han's frightened eyes, patted Xiao Han one after another, and said with an extremely kind attitude
"My dear son-in-law, we will be a family from now on. We must not be so polite! Your father-in-law and I have no children. From now on, why don't we all leave this huge family property to you two?
As for my father-in-law, I don’t think too much at this age. I don’t care about revitalizing the family business or getting ahead! I just hope that you two can love each other and live a good life...
If I, my father-in-law, can hold a big fat boy in my arms during my lifetime, I will not be ashamed of your helpless old mother-in-law..."
Perhaps under the influence of alcohol, Lei Huo was emotionally moved as he spoke, and his eyes slowly turned red. In the end, even his tone became choked with sobs.
Since ancient times, true love has been the most touching!
Seeing how a man like Lei Huo could go to such an extent for his daughter's happiness, Xiao Han couldn't help but feel sympathy for his "cheap father-in-law". Even the slap on his body seemed to
No longer so resistant.
"Master Hou, that..."
And just as the "father-in-law and son-in-law" were "revealing their true feelings" on the bed, a discordant voice unexpectedly came from the other side.
On the bamboo pole, the fool's face turned purple!
Big drops of sweat dripped from his forehead and down his cheeks, and his tied legs began to tremble!
Seeing Xiao Han completely forgetting him, the idiot who couldn't hold it in any longer trembled his lips and shouted, "Master Hou, can you let your father-in-law put me down first? I really, really can't hold it in anymore."
Can’t stand it any longer!”
"ah?"
Hearing this, the two people on the bed suddenly woke up!
Especially Lei Laohu, who was still wiping his tears. He didn't notice the "speech error" in the idiot's words at all. He just turned around quickly and shouted to the outside, "Ah, yes, yes! Someone, bring the little brother to the door."
Put it down! We are all a family, how can we tie people up!"
"Here!"
As Lei Huo finished speaking, two servants quickly ran in from outside. After bowing to the two people in the room, they hurriedly began to untie the idiot.
"Thank you two, please hurry up... No, wait!!!"
The poor fool was relieved at first when he saw them helping to untie the rope, thinking that he could finally loosen it up quickly!
But as I continued to unravel, I suddenly felt something wasn’t right!
Until you arrive
The rope on the rope suddenly collapsed with a "slip" sound, and Lunzi's face that had just relaxed suddenly turned into panic! Then the next second, Lunzi's whole body hit the ground heavily!
"Plop..."
In the midst of everyone's astonished gazes, the idiot moved in free fall and came into close contact with the hard floor tiles, and made a loud noise, accompanied by smoke and dust on the ground.
But what's puzzling is that even though he smashed the ground so loudly, Lengzi still held back and didn't scream at all!
"Hahaha, what a good man! He is worthy of being my uncle's subordinate!"
Beside the bed, after the initial shock, Lei Hu couldn't help but breathed out the smell of alcohol and clapped his hands in praise!
"Quickly, help the person up! How can you two idiots let the guest lie on the ground?"
"Ah? Oh!"
After hearing the master's words, the two servants woke up from a dream and hurriedly bent down to help the stupid man on the ground.
But before their hands came into contact with the stupid man lying on the ground, the body on the ground trembled violently, and at the same time an unknown liquid slowly flowed out from his lower body.
"Ah...Master, it's not good!"
Since the lights in the room were dim, the two servants could only see the liquid spreading out along the gaps in the floor tiles, and could not tell what it was.
In addition, the dumb guy on the ground remained silent and shivered twice. They subconsciously thought that the liquid was the blood that had just been thrown out!
So, the two servants immediately jumped to the side like a ghost, pointed at the stupid man and screamed, "This man, this man fell to death!"
"Ah?" When the servant shouted, Lei Huo was half awake from his wine! Then at a speed that was not suitable for his fat body, he jumped up from the bed with a "soar" sound and shouted, "What's the matter?"
What’s going on! Why did you throw someone to death?”
"What? Fallen to death? You fool! You fool!!!"
At this moment, Xiao Han, who was tied up like a cicada, was also panicking. He twisted his body with fear and anger and looked at the stupid man on the ground!
"Ahem, I, I'm fine..."
Fortunately, at this time, the idiot on the ground finally moved!
I saw him slowly raising his big, dusty face, grinning at Xiao Han, and then buried his head in embarrassment!
"Not dead? Really not dead!"
The two servants, who had already figured out that something was wrong, started to flirt with each other, finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw the idiot suddenly moved!
One of the servants patted the violently rising and falling chest, and carefully leaned over, then squatted next to the idiot, and reached out to dip his hand into the flowing liquid.
"Then what is this? It's warm, is it blood? Why isn't it sticky?"
Curiously, he twirled the unknown liquid with his fingers, but there was no sticky feeling of blood on his tentacles. The servant stuck out his tongue and licked it lightly...
"Hmm? Why do you feel a little irritated?"
Smash it, slap it, the servant muttered to himself in confusion, and just as he was about to get up, he saw Xiao Han and Lei Hu looking at him with horror on their faces!
"Could it be???"
Being stared at by the two men, the servant's heart "thumped", and then his face changed drastically! He didn't dare to speak anymore, he jumped up with a "shua", covered his mouth, and ran out!
After a while, I heard the sound of rushing water outside, mixed with the sound of someone violently vomiting.
