Liu Hongji stared blankly at the man kneeling on the ground and then being dragged up again. Liu Hongji glanced at Xiao Han subconsciously.
When Xiao Han saw Liu Hongji looking towards him, he also shrugged helplessly, saying that he didn't expect to meet the thief even if he went out. No one else would be so lucky.
But just think about it.
Shandong not only produces heroes, but its thieves are also famous throughout the world!
Especially in this era, there are so many thieves that even when traveling far away to deliver something, you have to hire an escort. Meeting a few thieves on the road is not really unusual.
Just look at the group of thieves in front of me, almost all of them look disheveled and look like they are malnourished.
Xiao Han was very suspicious, how could they treat a promising profession like banditry like a beggar?
With the appearance of these people, not to mention they are Liangshan heroes who drink from a big bowl and divide their money with a big scale. They are probably far inferior to even Zhizunbao's subordinates!
At least they can still hold a big piece of meat and chew it hard! And the last time these people ate meat, I'm afraid even they can't remember it.
"Hiss... people in front of you, listen! I opened this road! I planted this tree! If you want to get over this, leave the donkey behind!"
Here, Xiao Han was still thinking secretly, but the thief boss over there, who was being held up by his subordinates, was already enduring the pain and shouted out his lines.
As for the other subordinates around him? Seeing that the boss is so dedicated, they also started to make noises.
"Did you hear what our boss said? Get out of here!"
"I'm going to eat fast today without harming anyone's life. I'll leave the donkey behind and run for my life..."
"If you run too slowly and let the brothers catch up, you will suffer the same consequences!"
The harsh words of these people are stronger than the last!
It was such a cruel thing, but when they shouted it out feebly, it really lacked a little bit of intimidation.
Moreover, looking at these people's thin arms and legs, they were even a little unsteady when standing. Xiao Han felt that, let alone Liu Hongji, he could easily knock down three or five of them by himself!
Didn't you notice that Xiaodong and Lengzi, the two generals, didn't bother to protect themselves when facing these people? This is because they didn't regard them as human beings at all...
"Hey! Are you deaf? Do you hear me?"
The harsh words were let out.
But the people in front of them were as if they were petrified, motionless and unable to even react at the most basic level.
This could not help but make the talking thief boss mistakenly think that they were all frightened by his "majestic appearance", so he straightened his back and continued to shout: "Master is in a good mood today, spare your lives! You're welcome, get out of here!"
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After saying this, the other party finally responded.
The young man riding on the donkey pointed at them with curiosity and asked, "You don't kill people?"
"Uh huh?" Hearing this, the thief boss thought he was mocking himself, and became furious. He stared at his eyes and shouted: "Hey! Boy! You want to die, right? If you really want to die, I can help you!"
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"Uh, don't, don't, don't, don't…" Seeing that he was annoyed, Xiao Han immediately pretended to be scared. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to tease these thieves, so he just pretended that he had nothing to do and was enjoying himself on the road.
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"I mean, you don't want money if you don't kill us? We have a lot of money on us..." Xiao Han deliberately said with a trembling look.
"Do you have money?"
It’s always been the fat sheep who say they have no money! Today, it’s strange that this fat sheep actually took the initiative to say that he has money!
However, what is even more strange is that the boss's eyes clearly lit up after hearing the word "money".
But soon, he shook his head and said: "We don't want money! We want donkeys! Hurry up! Get off!"
"Are there any free thieves in this world?"
Hearing that the other party didn't want money, Xiao Han felt even more interesting. He couldn't help but ask: "Why? Why do you want a donkey?"
"Why?"
At this time, one of the thieves felt impatient, stepped forward and shouted: "You talk so much nonsense! If I want this donkey, of course I want to eat it! Do I still need to keep it?"
Xiao Han turned to look at this man and asked in surprise: "Didn't you just say that you don't kill animals when eating food?"
"this……"
This person was so shocked by Xiao Han's words that he was immediately speechless.
But soon, he came to his senses and stopped talking to Xiao Han. He jumped on his feet and shouted to the leader of the thieves: "Boss! I think some of them are dishonest! They are obviously playing tricks on us!"
"That's right! Cut them!"
"Boss, don't be polite to them!"
When the thieves around him heard this, they started making noises again! When the thieves boss saw this, he was also worried. He felt that he might not be able to control the few people in front of him with his words alone, so he decided to give Xiao Han and the others a little show.
Look, let them know that their boss is not a vegetarian!
"Boy! If you bump into us today, your fate will be bad!" He waved the short knife in his hand, and the thief boss shouted loudly, and was about to step forward to chop!
Unexpectedly, he didn't know whether it was because his knees hadn't recovered yet or because he really didn't have the strength in his hands. He just took two steps forward with the dagger in his hand, and suddenly his body staggered, and the broad-backed dagger in his hand also followed.
He took off his hands and flew out!
Next, I heard a "swish..." sound of a knife.
The eyes of everyone present were raised little by little with the short sword, and then lowered little by little.
Until the last "puff" sound, the tip of the knife plunged diagonally into the thief boss's straw sandal, nailing the already tattered straw sandal to the ground!
"Ahhhh..."
Before everyone present could react, the next second, a horrific scream sounded! Bright red blood also flowed out along the holes in the straw sandals.
"Boss!"
"Boss! How are you?"
"It doesn't matter, boss!"
Seeing this sudden scene, not only Xiao Han and the others did not expect it, but even the thieves did not expect it either!
It wasn't until the screams of their boss resounded through the wilderness that these people suddenly came back to their senses and crowded around in panic, not even paying attention to the "fat sheep" on the side.
"This, it can't be up to us, right?"
Seeing the bandits in a mess, Xiao Han's mouth twitched twice. God knows, he didn't do anything just now.
Next to him, the dumb guy who also witnessed the whole process couldn't hold it back and almost laughed out loud.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly. Seeing that Xiao Han didn't even smile, he hurriedly covered his mouth.
But even so, his shoulders were still shrugging and shaking, and one look at him showed how hard it was to hold back his laughter.
