I saw that my group of "extremely evil" thieves were laughed at by a few "fat sheep" waiting to be slaughtered!
The other thieves suddenly became red-eyed! They left their boss behind, picked up their crude weapons, and rushed towards Xiao Han and the others!
"Haha, good time!"
When Xiaodong and Lengzi saw this, they were naturally unceremonious. They gave a ferocious laugh and stepped forward to greet them.
As for Liu Hongji, he didn't even have the desire to take action in such a small scene. He folded his arms and just watched the fun.
As these people rushed closer, the scene suddenly became chaotic.
Rolling smoke and dust rose from this unknown loess road!
In the smoke and dust, various ping-pong-pang-pang-pang-pang-pang-pang-pang-pang-pang-pang-dang-dang-dang sounds kept coming, occasionally mixed with a few screams and cries of pain.
Even though Xiaodong and Lengzi seemed to be pretty good-for-nothing on weekdays, they almost couldn't beat anyone they met.
But that's mainly because the opponent is too strong, not because they are too weak!
Now, their opponents have changed from super-class players like Liu Hongji and Jiayi to these low-level thieves on the opposite side.
The two of them finally experienced the pleasure of torturing others!
In fact, they didn't even use the weird weapons on their bodies. They just grabbed each other's weapons, one stick at a time, which was more enjoyable than beating a mole.
"It's cool! Hahaha..."
Accompanied by the idiot's arrogant laughter, in just a moment, all other noisy sounds on the path disappeared, and the rising smoke and dust were gradually dispersed by the breeze!
After being able to see the scene of the "battle" clearly, the thief boss, who had just been holding his feet behind him and moaning in pain, suddenly stopped moving!
Oh my God, what did he see?
My group of brothers, who just now were clamoring to give each other a good look, are now standing straight on the ground!
Occasionally, there would be some active individuals, but they would be discovered immediately by the two young men, and then hit with a stick... The whole world was quiet again!
"This, is this still a human being!!!"
I wiped my eyes in disbelief. Yes, I was not dreaming!
So many brothers came together, but in the end, they couldn't even hold on to a stick of incense before being held up by just two of them!
Looking at the other side, the two young men, one fat and the other thin, seemed to be still unfinished at this moment. Seeing that no one could move on the ground, a pair of malicious eyes began to wander around them.
"Hero! Hero, please spare your life! I, I'm going..."
Being stared at by these two pairs of eyes, in the flash of lightning, the thief leader suddenly became excited, and without caring about anything else, he turned over and knelt on the ground, screaming.
However, before he could finish his trembling words, the young man riding a donkey took over with a half-smile and continued:
"You have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child, right? You still use this line after all these years? Very vulgar! Also, your mother is eighty years old, how old are you this year? How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?
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Xiao Han's words immediately made the leader of the thief choke and speechless. However, he did not dare to refute, and he could not think of any other lines to say, so he could only bang his head loudly.
"Okay!"
Seeing that this bandit boss was so cowardly, not as ruthless as the heroic bandits in the books who would rather die than surrender, Xiao Han suddenly felt a little boring.
Although I am an official, these people are thieves. When an official encounters a thief, he should be beaten to death with a stick and buried in the ground as fertilizer.
However, given that these people had just stated in advance that they only wanted donkeys, not killing people, and they didn’t even want money.
Xiao Han felt that there might be some hidden secret behind these people. Maybe, these people were also a group of poor people who came to snatch his donkey, and they had some unknown reasons.
Thinking of this, Xiao Han jumped off the donkey's back sideways, walked up to him and asked: "You just said, you just want the donkey, no money? Why?"
"No, no reason...because donkeys can be eaten..." The thief lay on the ground with his head down, his body like chaff, shaking non-stop. It took him a long time to finish the sentence.
By this time, he also knew that he had encountered a difficult idea today! If it was not good, he was afraid that he would not see the sun again tomorrow, so he was so frightened that he could not even raise his head.
"Oh, because donkeys can be eaten?"
After Xiao Han heard this answer, his heart moved, and a bleak picture came to mind:
In a thatched house with ventilation from all sides, a starving girl was lying on the bed unable to sleep, her dry lips tightly closed together.
The leader of the thieves in front of him was the girl's brother. He looked at his sister with distress, and became cruel. He went out to tangle with a group of friends and came to rob him. He just wanted to make a bowl of donkey meat soup to save his sister.
One life!
Yes, it must be like this!
Otherwise, why don’t they want money? Just donkeys? That’s because if they use money to buy food, they’re afraid they won’t have enough time!
Thinking of this, Xiao Han's eyes became a little wet! His originally harsh tone also softened: "Is there anyone in your family who is about to starve to death?"
"Ah?" When the leader of the thieves lying on the ground heard this, he immediately trembled violently!
When Xiao Han saw this, he thought he had guessed it right. He was so moved that he even had the idea of killing Donkey! (Donkey: Are you polite? You want to be a good person, why should you use my flesh to do it?!"
But no matter what, I actually heard the thief leader whisper in his ear: "No, no? Although the family is not full to eat, it is not to the point of starving to death..."
"What?" Xiao Han was startled when he heard this, and then asked in disbelief: "Then you have relatives who are sick, and you are going to take the donkey back and make it into donkey hide gelatin to save people! You think so, right?"
When Xiao Han said the last two words "Yeah", he bit his teeth very hard!
But unfortunately, the leader of the thieves turned out to be a fool! He perfectly inherited the straightforwardness of a Shandong man. He couldn't even understand such an obvious hint and was still shaking his head stubbornly.
At this moment, Xiao Han was completely helpless. He rolled his eyes and asked, "Then why are you trying to rob the donkey?"
"Well……"
The thief leader carefully raised his head and glanced at Xiao Han.
I don't know if he saw it wrong, but Xiao Han actually saw an idiot-like look in his eyes.
"Steal the donkey? Eat it, of course? What else can you do?" the thief leader replied in confusion.
The corners of Xiao Han's mouth twitched violently for a few times, and he resisted the urge to slap the man to death, and asked again: "You waste so much effort just to eat? Then why don't you kill people? Don't want money? "
