Facts have proved that in this world, how can there be so much humiliation and humiliation? How can there be so many forced situations?
Just like the group of thieves in front of Xiao Han.
The reason why they came out to block the road and rob them was not as Xiao Han imagined, because they really couldn't survive, or they had something unspeakable to hide.
They are just greedy! They want to have a toothpaste!
There is a disaster here in Dengzhou!
Xiao Han had known this a long time ago.
After all, Dengzhou during the Tang Dynasty was definitely one of the great cities in Shandong!
It is impossible for a city of this size to escape the military disaster that swept through Shandong like Anping County, which is located in a corner.
And the confession of the thief leader also confirmed this!
When the traitors crossed the border, not only was the city of Dengzhou in ruins, but even the nearby villages and towns were looted by the traitors.
The crops in the fields were almost completely destroyed! The grain stored in the granaries was taken away! The chickens and ducks raised by the people were also snatched away and sacrificed.
Although after the military disaster, the local government quickly helped nearby villagers replant food, and set up porridge shops outside the city to prevent people who lacked food from starving to death.
But how can you expect this charity porridge to taste good?
At most, the people who were affected by the disaster can barely survive until the autumn crops for replanting are available.
Like the group of thieves Xiao Han met, they have been relying on the government's porridge to survive these days, and each of them has long since faded away!
According to what the leader of the thieves said, today they went to the porridge factory to drink porridge as usual, but on the way, they heard the laughter of Xiao Han and others.
Driven by curiosity, they took advantage of the cover of grass and took a closer look. They found that among these people, there was a smooth donkey!
The old man often said: dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground!
Thinking of the fragrant donkey meat soup, how could these men, who had not known the taste of meat for months, resist the temptation? Then they had evil intentions and thought about snatching Xiao Han's donkeys and eating them for themselves.
As for not killing people, it means they don't have the guts to kill people!
If they don’t want money, then the money is in their hands and it’s really of no use.
For places that have just been hit by a disaster, food, clothing, and medicine are the real hard currency!
Money? It’s just some broken metal that you carry around with you, and you don’t mind weighing it down! It’s really not as good as a mouthful of delicious meat, it’s more substantial!
"Wait a minute, you just said, are you going to have porridge? Do you need to carry weapons with you to eat porridge? Not to mention that you are afraid of meeting robbers on the road! Which robber in this world would rob poor people like you?"
After hearing what the thief leader said, Xiaodong still didn't believe it.
He felt that this must be a thief who was deceiving the Marquis! The purpose was to make their own sins lighter!
This is just like the sisters in Yihongyuan. Whenever a patron asks, no matter how many years they have been in the industry, they will always say: This is my first day here~
"This master doesn't know something!"
Seeing that it was Xiaodong who had just done something very dirty to his brother and was questioning him, the thief leader's face clearly showed some fear!
He hurriedly shook his head and explained: "There are indeed no robbers around here. Even if there were, they would probably have been starved to death! The reason why our brothers carry weapons with them is not to prevent robbers, but to prevent others from being attacked.
I was bullied by someone who went to have porridge with me!"
When Xiaodong heard this, his brows furrowed even more tightly: "Oh? Will other people who eat porridge still bully you? They've all gotten together like this. You've had one meal but not the next. Are you still in the mood for internal strife?"
"nonsense!"
Now, without waiting for the leader of the thieves to reply, Xiao Han had already taken over and hummed to Xiaodong angrily: "Have you never heard? Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes! It is precisely because there is no food that they can fight harder.
Tragic!"
After that, Xiao Han didn't wait for the grateful thief to express his thanks, and turned back, looked him up and down and asked: "However, you said that you carry weapons with you to prevent being bullied. Isn't that quite complete?"
"Nonsense! With a knife, not only can you avoid being bullied, but you can also bully others! More importantly, you can also be robbed along the way!"
The expression on the thief leader's face froze. He couldn't help but cursed secretly in his mind, but in the end, he still looked naive and shook his head to show that he didn't understand.
When Xiao Han saw this, he rolled his eyes, stopped beating around the bush, and asked directly: "Then let me ask you, how many times have you robbed? Have you had any lives on your hands?"
"No! We have never robbed before!"
Seeing Xiao Han's solemn tone, the leader of the thieves did not dare to pretend to be stupid, and hurriedly swore to the sky: "Also, we usually don't even dare to kill a chicken, how dare we kill people? If I hurt people, I will
Let my whole family be struck to death by lightning! After death, they will all go to hell!"
After swearing a poisonous oath, the thief leader hurriedly added in secret: "Killing, it is true that I have never killed! But robbery... although I have done it before, it has never been successful! Those bastards are poorer than us."
, or you can’t catch up after running away. Since you didn’t succeed, of course it can’t be counted once!”
I have to say that the oath of the thief leader is still very easy to believe.
After all, this kind of oath is definitely the most vicious to a Shandong native who values the word "filial piety" more seriously than his life!
Seeing that the leader of the thieves even dared to swear such an oath, Xiao Han, who originally wanted to take them to the government, suddenly gave up the idea.
In addition, these people are now lying all over the floor after being beaten by Xiaodong and Lengzi, vomiting blood, fainting, and fainting. After all, they have also received the punishment they deserve.
"That's all. I'm in a good mood today. I'll spare you this one time. Go away!"
Thinking of this, Xiao Han clapped his hands, and as soon as he got up and returned to the donkey, he heard a rustling sound behind him!
When he looked back, he found the "thieves" who had just been lying dead.
At this time, they all hurriedly got up from the ground and ran to the deserted fields on the roadside with hands and feet, as if they were afraid that Xiao Han would regret it later in the night.
And just as these people were submerged in the grass, the wind vaguely brought a few sounds.
"Eh? Why are you pretending to be dead too?"
"Nonsense! If you don't pretend to be dead, you will be beaten to death by those two people..."
"These, these people, are all just pretending?"
Staring dumbfounded at the funny scene in front of him, the stick in the fool's hand slipped to the ground unknowingly.
In just the blink of an eye, all these people were gone! Oh, there is still one person who didn't escape, that is the leader of the thieves.
It wasn't that he didn't want to run, it was because his foot was stabbed through by a knife and there was no one to help him, so he couldn't run at all.
"These unloyal people, at least leave someone here to help me!" Looking at those figures escaping, the leader of the thieves wanted to cry, but had no tears!
