Taking advantage of the fact that the banquet had just started and the food had not started, Xiao Han, who had already accepted the reality, touched Liu Hongji beside him and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Old Liu, whose seat is that over there?"
"Which one?" Liu Hongji heard the voice and looked back at Xiao Han strangely.
Xiao Han pursed his lips and motioned Liu Hongji to look at the vacant chair: "That's it! The one next to Chai Shao!"
"Oh, where do you mean it!" Liu Hongji followed Xiao Han's instructions. When he saw the seat he was pointing to, he suddenly said: "That's Princess Pingyang's seat!"
"What? Princess Pingyang?" Xiao Han frowned immediately when he heard this, and asked subconsciously: "No, why is she drinking with us?"
"What? No?" Liu Hongji's eyes widened and his voice couldn't help but become louder.
"Okay! Why not? We are not those pedantic old Confucians! We stick to those broken rules!" Xiao Han looked around and saw someone looking over, and hurriedly winked at Liu Hongji and whispered: "Isn't this what I am doing?
I’ve never seen such a scene before, I’m just curious!”
"Tch! It's rare to see more strange things!"
Hearing what Xiao Han said, Liu Hongji smiled again, leaned over and said to him, stroking his bare head: "Don't say that my brother won't teach you! This is the rule in Chai Shao's family! Even if the prince and King Qin come, Princess Pingyang will
It’s time to go to the table and the rule that women don’t go to the table doesn’t work here!”
Liu Hongji looked mysterious, but Xiao Han sneered at him: "Nonsense, one of these two is his brother and the other is his younger brother! If she doesn't come to the banquet, believe it or not, these two brothers-in-law can tear down Chai Shao's house.
Already?"
"You..." Liu Hongji choked on Xiao Han's words and rolled his eyes. He gasped for a while before regaining his breath and glared at him: "Hey, be serious! I just used them as a comparison!"
Don’t believe me? Go and see who Princess Pingyang is? She is the number one female hero in the Tang Dynasty! She can command troops and has a formal official position! Wherever she goes, she is not an honored guest?"
"Believe it! I believe it!" Seeing Liu Hongji getting angry, Xiao Han nodded in agreement.
It can be seen that Liu Hongji, who has always been the biggest person in the world, admires Princess Pingyang very much! This makes Xiao Han feel curious about this Princess Pingyang, whom he has only met once.
What kind of strange woman is this?
In the past two decades, while other women were still looking forward to the future in their boudoir, she had already resolutely gathered tens of thousands of people and conquered countless territories.
When Li Yuan led Xiao Lizi and others to march into Chang'an, the daughter galloped her horse and whipped her whip, pointing to the land in Guangwu in front of her and said to her father and brother: This! This is the country I have won for me...
Just when Xiao Han was moaning and having sex in his mind, a little maid opened the door and ran in from outside.
Perhaps she didn't expect that there would be so many people in the room. The little maid who entered the room was stunned for a moment, and then her face suddenly turned red! She lowered her head and trotted all the way to Chai Shao, not knowing what to say to him.
What are you wearing?
"I'm here, but I didn't realize that Chai Shao is very courageous. He has Princess Pingyang as his wife, and yet he dares to command such a beautiful little maid! Are you not afraid that the princess will go crazy and castrate him directly and send him to the princess' father to command you?"
Xiao Han was awakened by the sound of footsteps. When he saw such a delicate little maid leaning next to Chai Shao and whispering, his eyes almost popped out of his head! He couldn't help mumbling to herself.
However, his behavior of questioning the princess's "tutoring" fell into the eyes of others, and it seemed that his title of pervert was confirmed.
"What a beast! I didn't expect that he could even see a little maid who has not grown up! No! If you go to your own home as a guest in the future, you must first hide all the female relatives in the house!" Everyone on the seats secretly thought!
On the other side, Chai Shao, who was listening to the little maid's report, was gritting his teeth, looking pained and happy, and he didn't know what he heard.
"Okay, I understand, you go down first!"
Finally, Chai Shao breathed a sigh of relief and waved to the little maid, letting her go down.
When the little maid timidly retreated, Chai Shao rubbed his face and stood up.
First, he bowed his hands to Xiao Han and others, and Chai Shao said loudly: "Well, I, Lao Chai, am a rough man, and I don't know how to say nice things! Here, I would like to thank you all for your patronage!"
After saying that, Chai Shao paused for a moment, glanced at everyone and then continued: "Originally, I was very happy when I heard that you all came. Yesterday, I even said that I would drink with you at the same table here! But unfortunately, just now,
My family came over and said that my wife suddenly felt unwell! So I won’t come over today! Well, I won’t say anything else. Everyone here today must eat and drink well!”
"good!!!"
After Chai Shao's similar opening remarks, a round of applause suddenly erupted from the table!
But after Liu Hongji applauded, he couldn't help asking Xiao Han in a low voice: "Hello? Princess Pingyang is not feeling well? Why doesn't Chai Shao let you go and take a look at a miracle doctor like you?"
Xiao Han glanced sideways at Liu Hongji and replied with his face covered: "You! Do you know how pigs die?"
Liu Hongji frowned: "How did the pig die? No, what does this have to do with the princess's illness?"
"Because you are just as stupid as him!" Xiao Han said angrily to him. This man's brain is not good, so maybe his eyes are also bad? He didn't see any worry on Chai Shao's face.
Instead, he looked happy?
Liu Hongji blushed when Xiao Han said that, and immediately stopped thinking about Princess Pingyang's unwellness. He shouted angrily at Xiao Han: "Okay! You dare to call me stupid! I didn't forget that you came late today.
Something! Brothers! What should we do according to the rules?"
"Three cups will be punished first!"
Liu Hongji's shouting was loud enough, and people around him immediately began to boo! Especially Liu's good friend Duan Zhixuan, who even grabbed the wine glass and was about to pour wine into it!
"Stop! I have something to say!" Looking at the "wine glass" in Duan Zhixuan's hand, Xiao Han's face turned green!
This is also called a "wine cup"? Isn't it called a "sea bowl" in our place?! You still need to drink three cups? I think Xiao Han will be able to straighten out his body after just one cup!
"Hahaha! What else do you have to say?" Hearing this, Duan Zhixuan stopped pouring the wine and looked at Xiao Han with a wide grin.
At the beginning, many of them were drunk by Xiao Han! Today, they finally found the opportunity. Even if he comes up with some tricks, the wine will never escape!
Looking at the malicious faces around him, Xiao Han let out a feeble *, slowly stood up and made a bow, and then said in a pinched voice: "Ahem, my body suddenly feels a little unwell... Can you, don't drink?"
?”
"Get out of here! Brothers, drink him up!"
Chai Shao kicked the stool over and shouted loudly, and then the dishes flew away...
