The hustle and bustle will always return to dullness in the end.
When Chai Shao's family dinner came to an end, the time outside also passed from noon to evening.
In this banquet that lasted for several hours, both those who were teasing others and those who were being teased were almost heroic by this time...
After all, Xiao Han's fighting ability during the drinking journey is still very strong!
When the sun sets and the red lanterns are hung up, the door that has been closed for a long time finally opens.
Chai Shao staggered out of the door and saw Xiaodong and Lengzi with anxious faces.
"Hiccup... Your Lord Marquis drank too much! Hiccup... He won't go back today! You two go and help get him out... Go to the guest room and rest for the night."
Chai Shao recognized these two followers of Xiao Han. He held his head and just opened his mouth. The strong smell of alcohol almost suffocated the two people opposite him and somersaulted!
"Yes!" When Xiaodong and Lengzi saw this, they immediately held their breath tightly and lowered their heads in response.
Although they were usually very open-minded with Xiao Han, they guarded their identities towards others. After Chai Shao nodded, the two of them carefully bypassed him and ran into the room behind him.
In one afternoon, this gorgeous big house used for banquets was in a mess. It is not enough to describe the war situation at this moment!
There were leftovers everywhere in the house, and the plates and wine glasses on the floor were almost impossible to stand on!
On the table, the jar of wine dripping from it is still exuding a strong fragrance, but the people who should be drinking have long been lying on the side...
Xiaodong and Lengzi who entered the door were dumbfounded at the scene in front of them. If they had not seen it with their own eyes, they would probably break their heads and not dare to associate it with the banquet of the nobles of the Tang Dynasty!
Even the drinking scene among gangsters in the west of the city is much more civilized than this, right?
Holding their noses, the two of them began to carefully search for their Marquis.
Well, this one is easy to find! Because the one holding the pillar and vomiting is...
It is difficult to take care of a drunk person because he is like a noodle and cannot use any strength at all.
Xiaodong and Lengzi spent a lot of effort to "pick" Xiao Han off the pillar. Next, they pulled and carried Xiao Han again.
Only when he was exhausted and sweating profusely did he get Xiao Han into the guest room of Chai Mansion.
He threw his boss on the bed, and the two of them sat on the ground in front of the bed to take a breath. Then they poured a large bowl of hangover soup for Xiao Han, who was still talking nonsense, and watched him fall into a deep sleep. The two loyal servants then
Take a deep breath.
Hey, it's not easy for Mr. Hou! He should be drinking happily, but he has to end up like this.
The peaceful night finally passed.
The next day, when Xiao Han woke up, there was no doubt another severe headache!
Just the simple act of sitting up from the bed made him feel like the world was spinning with him!
Holding his head and thinking back to yesterday, Xiao Han felt that those animals must have planned it in advance!
Without saying a word, he started fighting on wheels, causing him to barely have time to eat vegetables. If he hadn't been given a belly of goat's milk first, the situation would definitely be worse than it is now!
And there's another point. It's okay to drink like this in normal times. After all, Xiao Han, who is an alcoholic killer, is still very proficient in small tricks such as stealing alcohol.
But last night, he just secretly poured a bowl of wine on the ground, and was caught by several people at the same time!
Good guy, in total, he could only pour one bowl, and he was fined two more bowls. Xiao Han, who had lost money in this business, was about to cry without tears!
"Huh...where is this?"
Xiao Han held his head and rested for a while. When the severe headache subsided, Xiao Han raised his head and looked at his location.
A strange room, strange furnishings, even the bedding was strange! He was sure that this was definitely not his home!
"Is it possible that you drank too much yesterday and didn't leave?" Xiao Han muttered in his heart. He didn't care about it anymore and started calling people at the top of his lungs: "Xiaodong? Xiaodong? Where did he die? Give me a glass of water.
!”
"Squeak~"
Along with Xiao Han's shout, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and a burst of fresh and cold air followed, which shocked the groggy Xiao Han.
However, when he raised his head and looked at the door, he found that it was not Xiaodong who came in! Instead, it was a few guys he really didn't want to see at this time!
Luo Wen, an old acquaintance, entered the room first. When he saw Xiao Han's shocked eyes, he immediately grinned and laughed:
"Hahaha... Xiao Hou! I must have felt uncomfortable after being drunk yesterday! Don't worry! Don't forget that I have been taught by you and learned how to cure hangover! I will definitely make you quickly... Huh? This
It’s to help you relieve your hangover, why are you running away? Don’t open that window, it’s useless! It’s already sealed! Come on, come on, drink this glass to the full…”
"Rowan! I'll fuck you, uncle!"
"Gurgling..."
Hearing Xiao Han's cry for help in the house gradually disappear, Xiaodong, who was being held down by several people outside the house, was about to cry without tears...
Mr. Hou, you said that when we tricked them in the first place, why didn’t we expect retribution...
After enduring an inhumane "wine hangover", this drinking method invented by Xiao Han was used on him for the first time, and it immediately showed unparalleled power!
From morning to evening, Xiao Han was drunk for another whole day. Nothing of what he ate yesterday was lost, and all was returned to the ground of Chai Shao's house...
It was night, and Xiao Han, who was still in a daze, tried to climb up the courtyard wall! When he finally climbed to the top of the wall, he suddenly felt that this scene seemed familiar...
"Grandma, isn't that the home of those animals next door?"
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Xiao Han suddenly remembered Luo Wen's desperate expression when he turned from his own house to Zhang Qiang's house, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart. The worst thing in the world must be this!
"Master Hou, jump down quickly! If you don't leave, you will probably be caught!"
Just when Xiao Han was still hesitating, Xiaodong's anxious voice suddenly woke him up! Then think of the horror of "wine hangover"...
Xiao Han shivered violently, finally closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and fell down from the wall!
"thump……"
Accompanied by a slight landing sound, the severe pain as imagined did not come. On the contrary, the lower part of the body was still soft, as if it had fallen into a pile of cotton.
"Since when did these two idiots become so capable? Do they even know how to prepare things in advance?"
Just when Xiao Han was wondering, a weak voice came from under his butt.
"Hiss... Mr. Hou, get up quickly! You are sitting on my stomach!"
"Stupid? Lunzi?"
"It's me! Come down quickly, I'm going to crush you to death!"
The poor idiot was lying on the ground like a dead fish with its belly turned upside down. He had just turned over from one side while his Lord Marquis was hesitating.
As a result, before he could stand still, Xiao Han was slammed to the ground by his butt. Fortunately, he was strong. If it had been anyone else, half of his life would have been lost!
Knowing that he had just used the fool as a meat pad, Xiao Han quickly got up from the fool.
As a result, he accidentally stepped on his finger during the process, and he almost screamed out in pain...
