For Wu Hou, who is keeping watch in Chang'an City, these days of the New Year can be said to be the dullest days of the year!
After all, thieves and gangsters are human beings too! After working hard for a year, I have to take a few days off to recuperate and wait for the next year to fight again...
The moon is rising above the willow trees, and as the Marquis of Wu of the Tang Dynasty, Lao Wang has no beautiful woman to meet with after dusk.
Lao Wang is a little leader who watches the night in Chang'an City for Marquis Wu. Perhaps no one would have thought that an inconspicuous little leader like him would be the most comfortable life in Chang'an!
After all, in this position, the fight above cannot affect him! And he can find some benefits in the errands below. No wonder so many people are trying to squeeze in!
However, there is a saying that there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and misfortunes and misfortunes happen to people every day.
Since Lao Wang was transferred to take charge of Tonghuafang last year, his comfortable life has come to an end!
Tonghuafang is located directly at the root of the Imperial City!
Those who can settle here are all high-ranking officials! Those slaves, those guards! Compared with the chaos in the West City, since Lao Wang came here, he has never caught a blind thief and is so happy.
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"Hey, what the hell is this place! There's not even a place to rest!" After a routine of walking around and letting the brothers disperse, Lao Wang also picked up a clean step and sat on it.
I think back then, this was the time to hang out with the pretty little widow with the door ajar! But now, there are wealthy mansions everywhere!
Not to mention messing around, I don’t even dare to speak loudly! I’m afraid that if I quarrel with the nobleman, the beating by his slaves will be in vain...
"Hey, I don't know if that pretty girl with a plump body took advantage of that bastard! If we can transfer him back anytime, we will have to do it hard..."
After wrapping himself in thick clothes, Lao Wang started his daily compulsory classes again, daydreaming...
"Snapped!"
"Ouch..."
"Xiaodong...you..."
Just as Lao Wang was drooling and imagining the unspeakable scene, a few soft voices came from the alley on one side.
Although the sound was very weak, it still reached Lao Wang's ears clearly in this quiet night.
"Huh? What's going on?!"
Lao Wang, who suddenly heard the sound, was startled at first, and then stood up suddenly! After identifying where the sound came from, he immediately grabbed his steel knife and quietly went to the alley!
"Grandma, could it be that the god has heard my prayer?!" At this moment, Lao Wang, who was full of excitement, was not thinking about the danger, but that he could finally do something for his grandma!
In the deep alley, Xiaodong was holding his buttocks and twisting around with a face full of pain...
Just now, he rolled down the wall with a perfect "goose falling on flat sand, landing on his butt" style.
Fortunately, Xuan didn't break his butt in four on the spot! Now facing the "concerned" greetings from Xiao Han and Lunzi, he couldn't even say anything!
"Don't be embarrassed, let me show you my butt! Pfft..."
I don’t know that that great person once said that all you need to make an unlucky person happy is to find another even more unlucky person!
For example, Xiao Han, who just sighed and lamented the impermanence of the world, has been unlucky since Lengzi and Xiaodong have been unlucky one after another.
This mood is actually as good as eating a whole stick of ice cream in June! It feels inexplicably clear, and even my aching head feels much better.
"No... no need! I'm fine!" After finally getting through the worst pain, Xiaodong shook his head at Xiao Han with great effort!
Please, just laugh if you want! He looked constipated, which made his butt think he had found the same kind, and it hurt even more!
"Shh, keep your voice down! Can you...can you leave now?" Xiao Han asked Xiaodong with a distorted face, trying hard to suppress the laughter bursting out of his heart.
"It's... done!" The grinning Xiaodong tried to take two steps. Although it was a little slow and awkward, he was still able to walk.
"Stop! Stop! Don't leave!"
He had already held it in, but as soon as Xiaodong walked away, Xiao Han almost laughed out loud. He was so frightened that he took a few deep breaths and looked away.
Can't watch it anymore! If you continue to watch it, it's a trivial matter to laugh to death, but if Chai Shao's grandson catches him and gives up drinking, he's done!
Xiao Han and Lengzi didn't dare to look at Xiaodong again for fear of bursting into laughter! However, they didn't know that at the entrance of the alley, there were several pairs of eyes staring at them closely!
Originally, the only one staring at them was Lao Wang! But when he found out that there were three people in Xiao Han, he was afraid that he would suffer a loss, so he quickly notified a few people to come together!
Although the credit was divided a little less in this way, for Lao Wang, who has passed his forties, as long as he can safely catch these three thieves, that is definitely enough, and there is no need to take that risk!
Besides, if this thing doesn't work out, don't the brothers have to accept his favor? Overall, this business is still profitable!
"Brother Wang, these are just three thieves! We have five brothers, what are you waiting for? Go up and do the fucking thing!"
At this moment, a young man next to Lao Wang was looking anxiously at Xiao Han and the others, wishing he could rush out immediately, push them to the ground, beat them up, and then escort them to the Yamen in exchange for credit!
God, that’s a credit!
How long has it been since they have done anything in this damn place? They rely on those military salaries every day, and they can hardly even eat!
"return!"
Just when the young man was trembling with excitement, Lao Wang beside him pressed his shoulders firmly, making him unable to move!
Holding the young man down, Lao Wang stared at Xiao Han and the others with his eyes, and there seemed to be a strange light shining in his eyes!
He lowered his voice and ordered to the brothers next to him: "Xie Lao San, Liu Lao Wu! You two quickly go to the other end of the alley to block them! You must not let these thieves escape this time! I just saw that they are
I found out in the Prince Consort's house that there must be a lot of good things on my body! As long as I have one or two pieces, then we brothers will have no worries about food and clothing!"
"Here!" The two people known as Xie Laosan and Liu Laowu were obviously much calmer than the young man. Although they were also very excited, after hearing the boss's words, they immediately nodded in agreement, and then their bodies changed.
He dodged and ran silently to another adjacent alley.
Waiting until he saw the two of them disappear into the darkness, Lao Wang gradually relaxed his hold on the young man's hand and moved forward, until he was at the front of the group of people.
Only then did Lao Wang squint his eyes and look at Xiao Han and the others who started to walk towards him in the alley: "As for us, we will obey my order and rush out directly! The knives are all directed to me, try to catch them alive.
Damn it! A living person is worth more than a dead person! Do you know that?"
It was quiet all around, and no one answered his words.
"Damn it! Are you deaf?! Let me ask you..."
Soon, Lao Wang's scolding stopped abruptly.
Because it was only then that he discovered that a long knife had been placed on his neck at some point!