I understand everything I want to know about the reason why it is called.
"Let me take a look."
The old man on the night shift wore thick anti-scalding gloves. He held the handle and pulled out the large iron cabinet with force.
"Okay, young man, there's basically nothing left from your father's burning. I've got a pile of ashes for you. I see that you didn't bring anything with you. Do you want to buy an urn jar?"
I nodded, "Buy one, but I really don't have much money. How much does it cost?"
The old man whispered to me, "If you buy it from the company, it will cost at least five hundred. If you buy it from me, it will be cheaper! The jade urn only costs three hundred and eighty eight! It will be warm in winter and cool in summer!"
I frowned and took out all the change in my pocket. After counting it for a long time, I found that it only added up to 360 yuan.
"Uncle, I have to save ten yuan to take the bus. This is all I have left in my body. How about three hundred and five cents?"
"Okay, okay, who can make me a kind person!"
The old man counted the money twice with his hands wet with spit. He asked me to wait here while he went to get the urn.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, "Many people in this society are vampires. A poor person is not worthy of death. He wastes food while alive and wastes land after death. I will never be a poor man in my life."
The urn he brought was not made of jade at all. It looked like a rubbish synthetic resin. But I didn’t expect to buy a real jade urn for 300 yuan, so I’ll just make do with it.
After coming out of the crematorium, I quietly buried Beggar's head's ashes under an inconspicuous willow tree.
There was no incense, so I lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and stuck it head down into the soil.
It was still dark at this time.
I sat down against the tree and murmured to myself, "Yu Beitou, I'm going to give you the end of my life, right? So don't hate me too much. It's inevitable that you won't die well if you come out to hang out. You and I both have to have this awareness. You're on the road to hell."
Walk slowly up the stairs, after passing through the gate of hell, if someone bullies you, just call me Brother Gangzi and Brother Zhiyuan, they will cover you easily!"
After I finished speaking, I didn’t know what happened, but the cigarette buried in the soil burned quickly.
I hurriedly said, "I understand! I'm in trouble now. Just wait for me to get over it! When the time comes, there will be gold and silver ingots! Tiandi Bank! Sports car beauties! I'll burn a fucking ton for you!"
It’s also strange that after I said this, the cigarette butt returned to normal. It’s really weird.
Throwing away the cigarette and carrying the small bag, I pedaled my broken tricycle towards the darkness.
From sitting and pedaling to standing up and pedaling, I eventually rode faster and faster.
The night wind blew by, and although I was very poor now, I didn't panic at all, because I always believed that the light was ahead.
On a whim, I I yelled and braked instantly! I jerked my butt away, and my three-wheeled car drifted and drifted! It slid sideways for four to five meters in the middle of the road.
Suddenly, two black cars drove up the opposite lane, their headlights glaring.
The car door opened and several people got out.
"That's right! It's him! That's the person!"
This group of people is very aggressive, and it looks like they are all coming towards me!
I don’t know what’s going on! I don’t know what these people are doing! But I certainly won’t be stupid enough to stand still!
I quickly righted the tricycle, stepped on it and left!
The two cars instantly caught up with their headlights flashing, surrounding me one on the left and the other on the right.
I stood up and pedaled hard on the tricycle! I accelerated and rushed out of the gap surrounded by two cars, and then I rode directly on the sidewalk.
"Don't run! Stop the hell!"
The other party's group all got out of the car and ran towards me!
There are anti-skid pits on the sidewalk, and the tricycle is bumpy! It can't run fast at all!
In desperation, I threw away the car and ran towards the green belt.
Seeing that someone was catching up with me, I picked up a stone on the ground! I turned around and threw it towards someone's head!
That man screamed! He covered his head and cursed loudly!
Soon, three more people surrounded me. I used eight steps to dodge left and right. Seeing the opportunity, I kicked this person in the crotch and knocked him down.
"Stop it! Stop fighting!"
Suddenly, a short-haired man stopped the others with a cold voice.
"What are you doing!" I asked breathlessly.
This short-haired man was very young, barely a few years older than me. He kept a distance of two to three meters from me and said in a cold voice, "You know what happens at the construction site."
He pointed at me and said coldly, "We have been looking for you since yesterday."
I said excitedly, "I don't understand what you are talking about! What a fucking construction site! If you don't get out of the way, I will call the police!"
"Haha, brother, you dare to call the police for what you did? This is the capital, don't always think that you can remain unnoticed."
My face changed slightly, but I just bit it to death without knowing anything.
The short-haired man said coldly, "Get in the car, our boss wants to see you."
"Come on! I'm afraid of you!"
"Step aside!"
I shook my collar, strode to the side of the road, opened the door and got in the passenger seat of the car.
Just now I thought it was a Beijing-branded Passat, but when I got up, I realized it was not. It was a twelve-cylinder Phaeton with a very luxurious interior.
In addition to the driver, there was also a woman in the car, a beautiful woman.
This beauty has an expressionless face. She is estimated to be around 27 or 28 years old. She has short hair, fair skin, luxurious clothes, a straight nose like a mixed race, and very delicate makeup on her face.
"What are you doing with me?" I asked with a frown.
This beautiful woman stared at me for two seconds and then said, "Sir, I must be an expert in the industry. Why do you want to touch our Feng Shui array?"
She called me husband, which clearly meant that she regarded me as a Feng Shui master. I didn't expect that the other party would find me so quickly! But now that she did! It means that the other party knew what I had done.
Seeing that I was silent, this beautiful woman took her time and said, "We spent two million to hire the top Feng Shui master in Beijing to make the Feng Shui array in the North Fourth Ring Road. It will take effect in half a year. You destroyed it last night."
The formation in one of the directions means that all our previous efforts have been in vain. I want to hear how you are going to compensate our group for its losses?"
"compensation?"
I said excitedly, "You still want me to compensate! Do you know that I saved your lives? How stupid!"
The beauty frowned deeply upon hearing this.
I said coldly, "Most people can't see the clues about your formation, but when I got there I could see something was wrong! Four monkeys fighting three evil spirits, it's quite powerful! Take the three evil spirits and forcefully gather the yin energy! Yin nourishes water, and water generates wealth.
In the future, you can build a fountain at this location and then build a large shopping mall around the fountain!"
After hearing my understatement, the fair-skinned beauty showed a look of shock in her eyes.
She immediately said, "What our group has always claimed is to build residential communities and build shopping malls. How did you know about it?"
I smiled and said, "Of course I did the math!" (Actually, I did the math before checking the household registration.)
I crossed my legs and said, "Beauty, there is no water in that place, but you have to forcefully create water to make money. Water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize it. Feng Shui doesn't work that way."
The fair-skinned beauty raised her eyebrows and said, "There is a lot of land in Beijing, and the community is not as profitable as the shopping mall. We must continue with this project. The Feng Shui master said before that it is okay."
"well!"
I waved my hand and said, "Why don't you ask that Feng Shui master for help? He only knows the basics. If you really listen to him, it will be over!" "Think about it, once you build a shopping mall in the future, how many people will come in and out every day? Tens of thousands, right?"
She nodded.
I then whispered, "Evil energy can nourish corpses, and popularity can channel spirits. Once shopping malls are built in the future, there will be more people. The four monkeys will become psychic when they absorb more people every day. And once they are born secretly,
If you have wisdom, the four monkeys will transform into one and become the Yin Monkey King! By then, do you know the consequences?"
She shook her head.
I whispered, "Have you watched Journey to the West? The first episode of Journey to the West tells you the answer. The monkey king is born, which is shocking! The whole mall will collapse by then! There will be countless casualties!"
She immediately covered her mouth in surprise!
"That's why I said I'm saving you! Don't look at my age. Eight generations of our family have been Feng Shui masters. My great-grandfather received a first-class salary from Qintian Prison back then!" I said.
She hurriedly said, "Sir, a shopping mall must be built in this place! If it is true as you said, what else can we do to remedy it?"
"It's difficult! It's difficult! The lack of water in the five elements is irreversible in principle, but"
She said anxiously, "Please give me some advice! As long as the project can start smoothly in half a year! We can start with a million dollars as a gift to my husband!"
I took a breath and quickly said, "I have a way to protect you once and for all, but in return, I want something."
"Speaking!"
I held out a finger and said, "I want a watch. They are sold at the Wangfujing counter. I want a limited edition Richard Mille."
The beauty was stunned for a few seconds before she came to her senses and said it was okay.
She said, "This is not the place to talk. Please come back with me, sir. We can talk about the specific details of the project while drinking tea."
I nodded in agreement.
I kept thinking on the way, how should I cheat next? But the fact is that the five elements in that place are indeed short of water! No water means no wealth, this is the basic Feng Shui principle.
The car drove for more than ten minutes, and this beauty kept sitting in the back seat talking on the phone. I heard her seeming to be arguing with someone.
At a traffic light, the Phaeton stopped and waited for the red light.
This beautiful woman suddenly stretched out her cell phone in front of me and motioned for me to take a call.
"Who is this?" I asked her.
She frowned and said, "It's the number one Feng Shui master in Beijing, Zheng Yuanjie."
As soon as I put the phone to my ear, I heard a person on the other end yelling, "Why is the Yin Monkey King born? You are just fucking farting!"