Chapter 170 Unintentional insertion of mandarin ducks
"That's good. It looks much more pleasing to the eye than before. It's clean and neat."
Unexpectedly, Shi Wu Chang suddenly retreated.
He frowned and said, "Boy, this seems to be nonsense. Let's forget about it. I understand your intentions, brother. If there is any need for me in the future, I will definitely be able to help."
After saying this, he began to take off his coat, preparing to change back into the tattered clothes he was wearing before.
I hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and said, "Don't be a coward. Whether it succeeds or not, we have to give it a try! Even if we fail, we won't have any regrets!"
"Let's go! Follow me to buy gifts now!"
"You still want to buy a gift? What to buy?"
"Buying flowers, no woman can refuse a bouquet of roses handed to her eyes, but the roses this month are not very good. I think given your age, you can give tulips, which will be more subtle and calm. I know there is a kind of red tulips.
, which represents a beautiful love starting from scratch, is very suitable for you, but I don’t know if the flower shop here in Qiandao Lake sells it, so I’ll go and find it first.”
On the way to buy flowers, he tried to back out several times. One moment he said that he was ugly and it was impossible for the two of them to do it. The next moment he used the excuse of saying that it would be too embarrassing to send flowers because he was so old.
He is proficient in martial arts, but has no emotional intelligence, and he doesn't understand shit. He sends flowers regardless of age group.
No matter how old his head was, he gave flowers to the old foreign lady several times.
We found the flower shop at around three o'clock in the afternoon. Fortunately, the shop had just the red tulips I wanted. When buying the flowers, there was a beautifully crafted small card on which I could write congratulations or the like.
Shi Wu Chang asked me what should I write.
I originally wanted him to write "iloeyou", but then I had a better idea in my mind.
I asked him to wait for me at the door of the flower shop and come back soon.
I hurried to a photocopying shop and made a small card using a photo saved on my phone.
After seeing the finished product, the clerk frowned and said, "No way, your pixels are too low, so this is what it will look like."
The photo was taken from a yellowed old newspaper from decades ago. It was of a small island on the Xin'an River. There are several ancient temples on the island vaguely visible. Judging from the time,
That is probably the Xiaojialan Temple that is now sunk at the bottom of Qiandao Lake.
I wrote a paragraph on the back with a pen.
"Miss Liu, I want to start a family with you."
In this way, you're done.
Then I asked Shi Wu Chang to call Liu Chuanyu and arrange to meet her at the dock an hour later. The reason I used was that I had something to say to her before leaving.
At half past five in the afternoon, the dock.
The sun sets in the west, the sunset glows on the horizon like the afterglow of the setting sun, and the red setting sun is reflected on the blue lake.
It gives people a feeling of water and sky.
There were many people around, all coming to the pier to spend time in the evening.
I sat on the recliner and covered my face with a magazine, pretending to read.
Shi Wu Chang was not far behind me. At this moment, he was holding flowers in his left hand and grabbing the railing in his right hand. He didn't show any happiness on his face, but looked uneasy.
I saw that Liu Chuanyu hadn't come yet, so I stood up and went over and said, "You are the number one master of the Changchun Club, and you can be considered a person who has seen big scenes. Why are you so nervous? Didn't I already tell you what to say? You can tell me later."
Just say it once in front of her as I said."
He took a deep breath, nodded, and released his hand that had been holding on to the railing.
Only then did I see that the spot on the iron railing where he was holding his hand was completely dented.
After waiting for a while, I saw Liu Chuanyu riding a bicycle from a distance. His white hair was very conspicuous. In addition, she was also bold in her dress, which seemed a bit like an unconventional style.
I immediately pretended to read a book, but kept observing from the corner of my eye.
"What's wrong? Why did you ask me to come here?"
"well?"
"What beautiful flowers. Who are you planning to give them to?"
"Damn it, are you trying to give me flowers?"
"I am I am."
Shi Wu Chang stuttered, couldn't speak clearly, and his face was a little red.
Liu Chuanyu looked shocked.
He stared at Shi Wu Chang repeatedly for three seconds, then suddenly he held his stomach and laughed loudly, "Hahaha! I am so laughing! You must have fallen in love with me! You want to give me flowers and chase me!"
Fei Wuchang took a deep breath, and as if he had made some kind of determination, he handed the tulip over and said loudly, "Miss Liu! This flower is for you! I want to make friends with you!"
Seeing the flowers handed to her, Liu Chuanyu rubbed her face, pushed her bangs back, and then said, "Are you sick, or have you taken the wrong medicine? What are you thinking in your head?
How is it possible between us! It’s absolutely impossible!”
At this moment, I frowned subconsciously.
Why is this situation different from what I analyzed beforehand?
I think the two of them have a crush on each other, and all it takes is a gift of flowers and a few sweet words. Am I wrong in my analysis?
This shouldn't be the case. I've been with the leader for so many years, and what I'm best at is observing people's emotions and analyzing people's psychology.
I just heard another conversation over there.
"Although there is no possibility between us, I still thank you. This flower is very beautiful and fragrant. It suits me very well."
Mind."
"Huh? This card"
Noticing the small card stuck on the flower, Liu Chuanyu stared at it blankly for a few seconds, and his eyes quickly turned red.
When I saw this, I thought to myself, "Coconut, that's what Ware Good is like. Cry, take off your pride and defense, bravely throw yourself on the other person's broad shoulders and cry loudly."
I saw Liu Chuanyu's eyes were slightly red. She took a deep breath, turned around and suddenly threw the tulips and the little card I carefully made into the lake.
Shi Wu Chang reacted and immediately shouted, "What a beautiful flower! I prepared it carefully all afternoon! If you don't like it, you don't like it! Why throw it away!"
After saying that, he climbed over the guardrail and jumped into the lake to fish for flowers!
The incident happened suddenly! I couldn't hide it anymore and immediately ran over to see the situation.
Sure enough, I saw Shi Wu Chang popping randomly in the water. In less than a minute, he had already choked several times on his mouth. ??
"Why are you here too?"
When Liu Chuanyu saw my sudden appearance, she looked surprised.
"Save him first! He's a landlubber and doesn't know how to swim!" I said urgently.
I was still untying my shoelaces, but Liu Chuanyu had already jumped into the water to save people, faster than me.
A lot of people watching the fun immediately gathered around.
They quickly fished the person out. Liu Chuanyu was soaked all over. Her face turned pale and she shouted, "You're crazy! It's just a bouquet of flowers! Why do you go down there if you don't know how to swim?"
Shi Wuchang's face also turned pale, and he gasped, "Because this flower represents a piece of my heart."
Liu Chuanyu bit his lips tightly and remained silent.
When I saw this sign, I was about to retreat quietly, but Liu Chuanyu suddenly held my neck.
"Tell me! Is it your boy's fault? This flower! And the little card! Did you prepare it for him?"
I waved my hands hurriedly, "No, no, this was all carefully planned by Brother Shi himself."
"Don't even think about lying to me! You bad boy! Come with me!"
Pulling me aside to a less crowded place, she said, "You want to bring us together? How could you have such an idea?"
So I expressed what was on my mind.
After hearing this, she glanced at Shi Wu Chang over there, shook her head and said with a smile, "You really can do it. I said before that I would help him prepare the antidote, and it was all from the perspective of ordinary friends. Besides, what do you think, my aunt, I will do it in this life?"
What kind of man have I not seen before? Can I fall in love with him?"
"Hey," I sighed, "I'm sorry, I thought I was messing up the rules. I thought I understood women's thoughts."
She smiled and said, "Haha, you are just like many men. They say they understand women's thoughts, but in fact they don't understand anything."
I said, "Then what should we do now? Since things have become like this, why don't you try to date him?"
"Sister-in-law, I'm telling you something. He is still a virgin and has never touched a woman," I whispered.
Liu Chuanyu's eyes immediately lit up.
But she frowned and said, "Forget it, it still doesn't work, I can't stop talking."
I hurriedly said, "He promised me that those bad habits will be changed in the future. You two are the strongest people in the world. If you can form a couple group, just call it a fish shit group, it will be very cool."
"It's so ugly, what a bullshit, I'm really convinced by you, then why don't you form a group with him, just call it a shit group."
"In short, this matter is absolutely impossible. I am embarrassed to say it too harshly. Please take a chance to tell him for me and let him die as soon as possible."
"Hey, that's okay, I'll convey your message."
"wait."
"how?"
Liu Chuanyu suddenly said, "I think he's quite pitiful. If I can't help it, I'll go to bed with him last time. Anyway, I'll sleep with anyone. It's okay to let him have a taste of women."
After saying that, she suddenly slapped my ass and said with a smile, "You are a virgin too, how about you two come together? I will take care of you as well."
I waved my hand and refused.
She bit her finger and thought about it seriously, then smiled and said, "Come on, just tonight, find a place. I think that would be very interesting."
"I know that for you men, the first time is also very important. Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of my aunt. I can do a new Wanwan style for you. If not, I can call my senior sister here. We happen to be two men and two women.
"
At this moment, my face was burning and I couldn't stand it anymore.
Then I acted as a middleman and conveyed Liu Chuanyu's intention.
I think it is good for two people to have sex even if they are not able to have sex. After all, they are both adults. One is unmarried and the other is not married. What does that matter?
Unexpectedly, Shi Wuchang sternly refused after hearing this. He seemed a little angry.
He said loudly, "Absolutely not! I also have self-respect! Since Miss Liu doesn't like me! Then I won't force it! As for what you just said, it's even more impossible! You can also tell her! Just say
My shit is impermanent and I have no intention of inserting anything into it!”
"Farewell!"
After he finished speaking, he threw the flowers away and turned around and left without looking back.
I looked back at Liu Chuanyu and saw that she was lying on the railing watching the sunset.
For some reason, I suddenly saw two parts of sadness and one part of reluctance in her eyes.
I frowned and thought, "It's strange, why is there sadness in her eyes?"